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(SF Weekly)   Meet the man who had sex with a dolphin, among other animals, who is also sad he cannot get a job   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 241
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2013-01-07 08:45:22 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: demonfaerie: FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.

Way to suck the fun out of this thread.

/agree w you
//whenever I remember the Catholic guilt - which is often even though I haven't gone to Mass in like 5 years - I'll now think "well, that's annoying, but at least I never had sex with a dolphin"


Where is that commandment?

/The Lord works in mysterious ways
 
2013-01-07 08:45:46 PM  

illbeinmybunk: I had to stop reading. he was molested as a kid. end of story. any kind of sexual assault (esp if it happens as a kid) will fark u up. some worse than others....


So stopping reading is healing the problem? ACT.
 
2013-01-07 08:46:05 PM  
Do you think this guy dug passion in the dessert?
 
2013-01-07 08:46:15 PM  
I've always wondered what animal orgasms are like. Pigs' go on for 30 minutes? If that's anything like the standard, no wonder male mammals are out for blood every season.
 
2013-01-07 08:47:09 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: e petting zoo eith



p.twimg.com
awkward school field trip, too?
 
2013-01-07 08:47:10 PM  

Indubitably: illbeinmybunk: I had to stop reading. he was molested as a kid. end of story. any kind of sexual assault (esp if it happens as a kid) will fark u up. some worse than others....

So stopping reading is healing the problem? ACT.


Shield children from crime at all times, and that's that. Word and peace.
 
2013-01-07 08:49:14 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: i have known some people who would be considered odd by most standards.


but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).


Fav'd as 'has dog farking roommate'.

First time I've used that description
 
2013-01-07 08:50:15 PM  

demonfaerie: StreetlightInTheGhetto: demonfaerie: FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.

Way to suck the fun out of this thread.

/agree w you
//whenever I remember the Catholic guilt - which is often even though I haven't gone to Mass in like 5 years - I'll now think "well, that's annoying, but at least I never had sex with a dolphin"

Sorry, but yeah I just can't make fun of someone that has such a farked up childhood. With that kind of cult, and having those types of parents, he didn't stand a chance of having a normal upbringing for him to have stable healthy relationships. It makes you kind of understand why he probably went and had sex with a dolphin, he didn't have to worry about the dolphin molesting him, and he had some control over the situation. Probably the first time he had control over anything when it comes to a "relationship" He knows it's not right, but he can't relate or handle things the way society wants him to, but he can only do with what feels comfortable to him.


Blah, blah, blah. So, how many dolphins have you been around?
 
2013-01-07 08:50:46 PM  
demonfaerie
he had some control over the situation

I see you skipped over the whole 400lb aquatic predator armed with 80 teeth that can disarm a Navy SEAL in 2 seconds and nearly killed him part...
 
2013-01-07 08:51:47 PM  

equusdc: demonfaerie
he had some control over the situation

I see you skipped over the whole 400lb aquatic predator armed with 80 teeth that can disarm a Navy SEAL in 2 seconds and nearly killed him part...


ORKA!
 
2013-01-07 08:52:20 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-01-07 08:52:20 PM  

liam76: People who diddle kids often elaborate and spin the story in such a way you would think the kid wanted it. Do you believe them as well?


Not all of us are that dim, please speak for yourself.

Besides. Society has deemed a legal age for "kids", even if the "kid" did want it.

There is a distinction that needs be made there. It is not a mental illness(or rather it's a hotly debated topic), for people to want to have sex with younger people still capable of procreation. For thousands of years it's been one way man has had of ensuring the offspring was his. The only thing that's changed is society and it's idea's of morals.

Similarly masturbation and homosexuality. These aren't even for the purposes of reproduction, just enjoyment. Neither of these is considered a mental illness any more by any reputable standard like the DSM(though they used to be).

If you want to describe precisely how it's "wrong", do that. Do not attempt to try and play morality police by associating X with Z. It may work with some, but it won't fly here.
 
2013-01-07 08:52:41 PM  

Indubitably: equusdc: demonfaerie
he had some control over the situation

I see you skipped over the whole 400lb aquatic predator armed with 80 teeth that can disarm a Navy SEAL in 2 seconds and nearly killed him part...

ORKA!


Orca.
 
2013-01-07 08:53:02 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: i have known some people who would be considered odd by most standards.


but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).


Pics? Maybe?
 
2013-01-07 08:53:47 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: equusdc: demonfaerie
he had some control over the situation

I see you skipped over the whole 400lb aquatic predator armed with 80 teeth that can disarm a Navy SEAL in 2 seconds and nearly killed him part...

ORKA!

Orca.


Orcinusorca

And that's that.
 
2013-01-07 08:54:20 PM  

equusdc: demonfaerie
he had some control over the situation

I see you skipped over the whole 400lb aquatic predator armed with 80 teeth that can disarm a Navy SEAL in 2 seconds and nearly killed him part...


He instigated the sex with the dolphin, there fore he had SOME control of the situation with the dolphin. It's not like the dolphin was like oh yeah take me now biatch.
 
2013-01-07 08:54:44 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: equusdc: demonfaerie
he had some control over the situation

I see you skipped over the whole 400lb aquatic predator armed with 80 teeth that can disarm a Navy SEAL in 2 seconds and nearly killed him part...

ORKA!

Orca.

Orcinusorca

And that's that.


To shaman
 
2013-01-07 08:56:52 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

GIS for animal husbandry:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x340]


I gotta get me one of those.

/That was possibly the most farked up thing I've ever read online. Except maybe the guy who had anal sex with a horse and died from internal injuries
 
2013-01-07 08:57:01 PM  

liam76: Rezurok: Bob_Laublaw: PapaChester: This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.

Y'know, getting beyond the sex (which I'm struggling to go beyond, btw), I'm not quick to disbelieve there was more than rudimentary two way communication between these two. Dozens of militaries and countless universities/marine mammalian research programs globally, over decades, have invested a lot of money studying dolphin aptitude for complex & abstract communication. It's not beyond the pale.

But still, he's quite sick....... listen, dolphin f*cker, it's US and THEM.

US.

Them.

Sick? I dunno, humans have a long and storied history of farking anything with a pulse. A bit of an oddball perhaps, but from the article he seems to be fairly well adjusted, if a bit too forward. Does he have some kind of mental illness in need a treatment? I really doubt it. What he did was definitely weird and it inspires that "ick" reaction, but you know what? All he did was take thinking with his dick to the logical extremes, and in the process didn't hurt anybody, dolphin included. It's a shame he's having employment problems due to this, but it's really not surprising. As stated above, he should have used a pen name.

People who diddle kids often elaborate and spin the story in such a way you would think the kid wanted it. Do you believe them as well?


Little kids, as in, before the age of sexual maturity? That's different and it should be obvious why. Not to mention the fact that the little kid is typically not twice the size of said diddler and capable of drowning them if they so choose.
 
2013-01-07 08:57:42 PM  
Okra?
 
2013-01-07 08:58:59 PM  

gas giant: Okra?


Nice 42.
 
2013-01-07 09:02:18 PM  

GoldSpider: San Francisco. What a surprise.


As if the Deep South has nothing to hide...

/SQUEEEEEAAAAAAALLLL
 
2013-01-07 09:02:47 PM  

KidneyStone: the_vegetarian_cannibal: phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

GIS for animal husbandry:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x340]

I gotta get me one of those.

/That was possibly the most farked up thing I've ever read online. Except maybe the guy who had anal sex with a horse and died from internal injuries


Wait, where does farking your girlfriends dead dog in front of a daycare stand?

/Pages IXI JIM IXI
//Ha! He still had a link to it in his profile.
 
2013-01-07 09:02:57 PM  

The Bestest: I guess you guys missed out on dolphinsex.org (came out around the same time as goatse.. long gone now)


Was it .org, or also .cx?
 
2013-01-07 09:03:00 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: there used to a be a farker who's name rhymed with 'porgor' that once posted a link to a pic of a guy on the bottom of the pool and a female dolphin just above him. they were ...umm......joined....

i don't know if he was banned or just left.


i miss that guy
 
2013-01-07 09:03:45 PM  
*vomits*
 
2013-01-07 09:05:12 PM  

Gergesa: *vomits*


Fell better?

I knew you would.
 
2013-01-07 09:07:13 PM  

Rezurok: Not to mention the fact that the little kid is typically not twice the size of said diddler and capable of drowning them if they so choose.


Nor do kids generally dry hump people. Of course, if it's in a pool, is still a dry hump?

I did forget the disclaimer, that we take the article at face value.

Sure, it's possible it wasn't consensual at all and actual rape(ie non-consent) was involved, but with no way of knowing, and having seen all kinds of animals get sexual with other species and genders and even inanimate objects, it is believable.

Sure, if a dog is humping your leg and you reach down to finish him off, sure, it's gross, but rape is not implicit.

media.south-parkx.info

And let's not equivocate consensual but statutory rape with nonconsensual rape via coercion (or unconsciousness).
 
2013-01-07 09:08:03 PM  
/yes, I said rape many times
 
2013-01-07 09:08:40 PM  
filmfanatic.org
 
2013-01-07 09:09:36 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
In this issue my 2nd cousin had a pictorial of her swimming with dolphins. Nude. Family is chock full of disfunction, so dont mind posting,,
 
2013-01-07 09:13:13 PM  
The most disturbing part of this is that, if he's recalling the experience correctly, I find it difficult to say that what he did equals cruelty to animals. My justification for laws prohibiting sex with animals has been that animals can't form consent, but it doesn't sound like that's the case here. Assuming that he's not full of shiat, which I really really want to believe.

Oh and I guess the whole "Sex cult abuse as a child" thing is disturbing too. But at least predictably disturbing.
 
2013-01-07 09:18:52 PM  
frustrating lack of kitty porn in thread

/watchlist, I is on it now
 
2013-01-07 09:23:43 PM  

Richard Roma: The most disturbing part of this is that, if he's recalling the experience correctly, I find it difficult to say that what he did equals cruelty to animals


That's pretty much a lot of people's take on it here.

Sure, the guy is odd, but any sort of persecution for that when we've all got our own oddities is, well, sort of pointless and hypocritical.

We still need the law, there are people who will do so with less...empathy... for the animals.

That's part of the reason that a lot of laws are on the books, especially in the military. It's not like half of them are ever looked for or enforced, but when you come under review..It's so when you do fark up seriously, there are a plethora of charges that you will get nailed with.
 
2013-01-07 09:25:26 PM  
Finn: Jake, do you think she was human, or just another wild animal?
Jake: We're all wild animals, brother.
Finn: Yeah... I guess we are... brother.
 
2013-01-07 09:30:06 PM  

SteakMan: The Bestest: I guess you guys missed out on dolphinsex.org (came out around the same time as goatse.. long gone now)

Was it .org, or also .cx?


I don't remember there being a cx., but I remember .org, and being disappointed when it disappeared one day.

/not that old, just got a solid head start
 
2013-01-07 09:34:59 PM  
img140.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-07 09:39:04 PM  
So long and thanks for all the dicks.
 
2013-01-07 09:39:59 PM  
Well, you know, if you're going to have sex with an animal, a dolphin is probably the best choice. I mean, they're pretty smart and have sex for pleasure.

Not that I would have sex with a dolphin.

Just, you know, if you have to.
 
2013-01-07 09:42:05 PM  

Apos: [img140.imageshack.us image 720x480]


Seriously? Gotcha. *)
 
2013-01-07 09:44:09 PM  
Adam and Steve = OK   Malcolm and Flipper not so much.
 
2013-01-07 09:46:33 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: KhamanV: This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.


This guy?


That's gotta be either a cop or a troll, right? Seriously, nobody's THAT depraved.
 
2013-01-07 09:49:15 PM  
What? I don't even...


What? Seriously...like. What?
 
2013-01-07 09:56:11 PM  

Raw_fishFood: Well, you know, if you're going to have sex with an animal, a dolphin is probably the best choice.


Cetacean needed
 
2013-01-07 10:05:45 PM  

gas giant: Raw_fishFood: Well, you know, if you're going to have sex with an animal, a dolphin is probably the best choice.

Cetacean needed


Nice
 
2013-01-07 10:12:08 PM  

Monophtalmos: I think that "dolphin sex" was one of the first I memorable things I read on FARK or some other depraved site on the internet. It was actually a txt-Document, so it might even predate FARK and have been from the good old times of mailboxes, so Dolph-Porn has been one of the earliest companion of mankind surfing the net. Perhaps an ancient Farker remembers whether this text (not necessarily from this URL or in this layout) was ever featured on FARK?

Link

Anyway, the flipperbanger from this article was on FARK one year ago, so he seems to be milking the story like a dolphin in the heat.


Not sure, but I came in here to mention I'd read that thing too. That, and on USENET way back in the day, somewhere (alt.tasteless most likely) I read some really long how-to guide for having sex with dogs, as a woman. Just... wut? One of those "I'm horrified, but can't stop reading this, I have to see how far it goes" things...
 
2013-01-07 10:21:36 PM  

Darth Vader Ginsburg: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]
In this issue my 2nd cousin had a pictorial of her swimming with dolphins. Nude. Family is chock full of disfunction, so dont mind posting,,


It's a shame she never got those sweater dolphins out.

Dolly, I mean.
 
2013-01-07 10:21:41 PM  
I'm reading this on my phone with Dolphin browser and whenever it force closes and all my open tabs disappear I say "Fark Dolphin!"
So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/hope he finds a job
//maybe at Marine World?
 
2013-01-07 10:45:09 PM  
Perhaps the best laugh I got was when Dan Savage had a radio interview with someone who married a horse. As the music signalling the commercial break started up, Dan asked if the horse was male or female. The guy was indignant,like no! I'm not into teh ghey!
 
2013-01-07 10:49:05 PM  

demonfaerie: FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.


I was reading this and hoping to get a chuckle, but I came to that part of the story and actually felt bad for the guy. His parents allowed him to be molested repeatedly at a young age while they were in some weird sexual cult. He never had a chance.
 
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