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(SF Weekly)   Meet the man who had sex with a dolphin, among other animals, who is also sad he cannot get a job   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 241
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2013-01-07 07:51:47 PM
Why do people have to say va-jay-jay? That really is the silliest 10 year old boy thing to say and it seems to be mainstream now, honestly can't stand it. Probably the most distasteful thing in the article, aside from the cat stroking. The rest was bad too
 
2013-01-07 07:52:12 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: KhamanV: This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.

[img132.imageshack.us image 850x776]
This guy?


Ugh. I hate people.
 
2013-01-07 07:53:08 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if the other dolphins think that the dolphin he farked was weird too?

"You farked a human?  What the fark were you thinking?"
 
2013-01-07 07:54:21 PM
Most middle aged white women have sex with their dogs
/Or so I heard
 
2013-01-07 07:54:34 PM
Well really, they did look like they were in love in that early photo.
Not surprised he can't get a good job, though. I mean really. What does he expect.
 
2013-01-07 07:54:45 PM

Jaws_Victim: Rezurok: Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?

Please tell me you're joking

Of course not. I am a firm disbeliever in trans speci-sexual relationships.


You're so blinded by your Cis privilege you can't see the beauty of true love.
 
2013-01-07 07:55:17 PM

jake_lex: Wouldn't it be funny if the other dolphins think that the dolphin he farked was weird too?


Perhaps they're making fun of her on the inter-net.

Get it? NET? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

/It's not kelp, it's DARK.com
 
2013-01-07 07:57:11 PM

Bob_Laublaw: jake_lex: Wouldn't it be funny if the other dolphins think that the dolphin he farked was weird too?

Perhaps they're making fun of her on the inter-net.

Get it? NET? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

/It's not kelp, it's DARK.com


/To underweb
 
2013-01-07 07:57:27 PM
www.troll.me
 
2013-01-07 07:57:33 PM
Dude should have checked into things before getting into his bestiality kink; doesn't he know the only way one can get away with being so messed up sexually is to be really hot to the sex of your choice?
 
2013-01-07 07:57:35 PM
www.awf.org

Forever alone
 
2013-01-07 07:58:05 PM
I just finished reading Startide Rising, so getting a kick out of this thread.
/uplifted
 
2013-01-07 07:58:17 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-07 07:58:57 PM

halB: Jaws_Victim: Rezurok: Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?

Please tell me you're joking

Of course not. I am a firm disbeliever in trans speci-sexual relationships.

You're so blinded by your Cis privilege you can't see the beauty of true love.


How DARE you assume I hadn't checked my privilege before I posted that comment. I'll have you know I am operating under level 3 today, which means I can post any derogatory opinion I wish regarding rape comments. If you want to argue that Dolphin-Man sex is not rape, check YOUR privilege before we proceed, I won't debate less than a 6.
 
2013-01-07 07:59:01 PM

buttery_shame_cave: my dog-farking roommate


What a biatch.
 
2013-01-07 07:59:52 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 07:59:55 PM
San Francisco!
San Fransisco!
San Francisco!


www.createacashflowshow.com
 
2013-01-07 08:00:43 PM
Who knew dolphins had such low standards?
 
2013-01-07 08:01:51 PM

demonfaerie: FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.


This is why humanity never fails to scare me.
 
2013-01-07 08:02:11 PM
Who's the victim here? Besides us, I mean...
 
2013-01-07 08:02:53 PM
chztdwtease.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 08:07:22 PM
www.lolbrary.com

mantiseye.com

oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2013-01-07 08:07:23 PM

Bob_Laublaw: PapaChester: This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.

Y'know, getting beyond the sex (which I'm struggling to go beyond, btw), I'm not quick to disbelieve there was more than rudimentary two way communication between these two. Dozens of militaries and countless universities/marine mammalian research programs globally, over decades, have invested a lot of money studying dolphin aptitude for complex & abstract communication. It's not beyond the pale.

But still, he's quite sick....... listen, dolphin f*cker, it's US and THEM.

US.

Them.


Sick? I dunno, humans have a long and storied history of farking anything with a pulse. A bit of an oddball perhaps, but from the article he seems to be fairly well adjusted, if a bit too forward. Does he have some kind of mental illness in need a treatment? I really doubt it. What he did was definitely weird and it inspires that "ick" reaction, but you know what? All he did was take thinking with his dick to the logical extremes, and in the process didn't hurt anybody, dolphin included. It's a shame he's having employment problems due to this, but it's really not surprising. As stated above, he should have used a pen name.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:08 PM
Sigh. Of course he was molested as a child.
Child molestation needs a harsher penalty than murder.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:53 PM

Mixolydian Master: [www.lolbrary.com image 475x640]

[mantiseye.com image 640x480]

[oyster.ignimgs.com image 600x450]


To dolphin
 
2013-01-07 08:13:37 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Sigh. Of course he was molested as a child.
Child molestation needs a harsher penalty than murder.


Desexing. Androgyny realized chemically. It can be done non-violently.
 
2013-01-07 08:13:46 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to this book ...

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2013-01-07 08:13:56 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Sigh. Of course he was molested as a child.
Child molestation needs a harsher penalty than murder.


Anyone convicted of molestation should be raped by a dolphin. Let's bring this thing full-circle and jump through it.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:08 PM

Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?


FYI, diseases don't work like that. Some bacterial infections can jump species, but most viruses can't. That's why cat's get FIV, apes get SIV and humans get HIV.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:34 PM
This dude needs help... on many levels. I'm thinking he probably hasn't had a chance since he was a kid. I hope he finds a therapist who will help him.

I can't process... I can't make sense of this... just too damn weird.

I know there is Rule 34, but what does this fall under? Is Zoophilia really a thing? :: ponders and considers googling :: Nope, nevermind, I don't want to see the results.
 
2013-01-07 08:16:03 PM
*clickwhirrKEEKEKEclick* means no.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:29 PM

indylaw: *clickwhirrKEEKEKEclick* means no.


Sometimes it means *clickKEEKEwhirrKEclick*, they just want to be chased.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:26 PM
 
2013-01-07 08:20:46 PM

J-stroy: Why do people have to say va-jay-jay? That really is the silliest 10 year old boy thing to say and it seems to be mainstream now, honestly can't stand it. Probably the most distasteful thing in the article, aside from the cat stroking. The rest was bad too


Yeah, the article's immature writing made me almost as uncomfortable as the subject.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:57 PM

Rezurok: Sick? I dunno, humans have a long and storied history of farking anything with a pulse. A bit of an oddball perhaps, but from the article he seems to be fairly well adjusted, if a bit too forward.


Although some dianosis are ultimately proved 'wrong' over the passage of time, I'm sticking with the DSM's inclusion/classification of bestiality & zoophilia when it comes to inter-species intimacy.
 
2013-01-07 08:22:13 PM
EVERYTHING else aside, he says that during the encounter, a male dolphin tried to break things up and the female basically carried the man to another enclosure for some privacy.

Sounds like consent to me.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:49 PM
 
2013-01-07 08:24:04 PM

omeganuepsilon: How is it worse than homosexuality,


As a conservative, I agree with you.
 
2013-01-07 08:24:45 PM

buttery_shame_cave: but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).


Can we hear this story?
 
2013-01-07 08:31:08 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

GIS for animal husbandry:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x340]


I've heard of quarter horses, but that's a new one.
 
2013-01-07 08:32:13 PM
Shall we indulge in rishathra?
 
2013-01-07 08:36:08 PM

James F. Campbell: buttery_shame_cave: but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).

Can we hear this story?


yes please.
 
2013-01-07 08:37:51 PM

Thraeryn: EVERYTHING else aside, he says that during the encounter, a male dolphin tried to break things up and the female basically carried the man to another enclosure for some privacy.

Sounds like consent to me.


it also beat him up and dunked him under 12 ft of water when he tried to break off the relationship.

sounds like he was the one that got raped, if anything. whatevs its complicated yo \o/
 
2013-01-07 08:38:15 PM
Big deal. I'm not allowed in the petting zoo either.
 
2013-01-07 08:38:24 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: demonfaerie: FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.

Way to suck the fun out of this thread.

/agree w you
//whenever I remember the Catholic guilt - which is often even though I haven't gone to Mass in like 5 years - I'll now think "well, that's annoying, but at least I never had sex with a dolphin"


Sorry, but yeah I just can't make fun of someone that has such a farked up childhood. With that kind of cult, and having those types of parents, he didn't stand a chance of having a normal upbringing for him to have stable healthy relationships. It makes you kind of understand why he probably went and had sex with a dolphin, he didn't have to worry about the dolphin molesting him, and he had some control over the situation. Probably the first time he had control over anything when it comes to a "relationship" He knows it's not right, but he can't relate or handle things the way society wants him to, but he can only do with what feels comfortable to him.
 
2013-01-07 08:38:27 PM

erewhon: Shall we indulge in rishathra?


Only if consensually...
 
2013-01-07 08:38:28 PM

It's Me Bender: omeganuepsilon: How is it worse than homosexuality,

As a conservative, I agree with you.


Slow down sparky.

As a conservative, you also see homosexuality as somehow wrong or sick, or a choice, or the hundred other irrational reasons that they're lesser people?

As a centrist, I do not have such issues. What people do to other consenting people, I couldn't care less. I could do with less annoying mannerisms and flamboyancy than some put forth, but every walk of life has it's share of annoying assholes and I do not judge whole groups by the actions of the assholes.
 
2013-01-07 08:39:49 PM
I had to stop reading. he was molested as a kid. end of story. any kind of sexual assault (esp if it happens as a kid) will fark u up. some worse than others....
 
2013-01-07 08:40:15 PM

Rezurok: Bob_Laublaw: PapaChester: This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.

Y'know, getting beyond the sex (which I'm struggling to go beyond, btw), I'm not quick to disbelieve there was more than rudimentary two way communication between these two. Dozens of militaries and countless universities/marine mammalian research programs globally, over decades, have invested a lot of money studying dolphin aptitude for complex & abstract communication. It's not beyond the pale.

But still, he's quite sick....... listen, dolphin f*cker, it's US and THEM.

US.

Them.

Sick? I dunno, humans have a long and storied history of farking anything with a pulse. A bit of an oddball perhaps, but from the article he seems to be fairly well adjusted, if a bit too forward. Does he have some kind of mental illness in need a treatment? I really doubt it. What he did was definitely weird and it inspires that "ick" reaction, but you know what? All he did was take thinking with his dick to the logical extremes, and in the process didn't hurt anybody, dolphin included. It's a shame he's having employment problems due to this, but it's really not surprising. As stated above, he should have used a pen name.


People who diddle kids often elaborate and spin the story in such a way you would think the kid wanted it. Do you believe them as well?
 
2013-01-07 08:40:42 PM
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