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(SF Weekly)   Meet the man who had sex with a dolphin, among other animals, who is also sad he cannot get a job   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 241
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2013-01-07 07:13:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 07:14:01 PM  

phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.


GIS for animal husbandry:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-01-07 07:14:21 PM  
This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.
 
2013-01-07 07:15:35 PM  

KhamanV: This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Oh, hi.
 
2013-01-07 07:16:15 PM  
www.dangerhere.com
 
2013-01-07 07:17:59 PM  
Man... Christopher Walken has fallen on hard times...

blogs.sfweekly.com
www.bill-johnson.com
 
2013-01-07 07:18:23 PM  
Hot Damn! He's going to Sea World Floridaland!

// oblig
 
2013-01-07 07:21:11 PM  
Seems like a pretty urbane dude, good sense of humor. But I think he's more upfront with his past than most people would be comfortable with. "Hey, how's the car?" "It's fine. Fine. Leaks a little oil, like that dolphin I farked." "Paper or plastic, sir?" "Paper, please. Plastic harms dolphins, including that one I farked."

Just sayin, maybe some things can wait until the third date to spill, a'ight?
 
2013-01-07 07:21:11 PM  

demonfaerie: FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.


Way to suck the fun out of this thread.

/agree w you
//whenever I remember the Catholic guilt - which is often even though I haven't gone to Mass in like 5 years - I'll now think "well, that's annoying, but at least I never had sex with a dolphin"
 
2013-01-07 07:21:46 PM  
i have known some people who would be considered odd by most standards.


but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).
 
2013-01-07 07:22:37 PM  
I guess you guys missed out on dolphinsex.org (came out around the same time as goatse.. long gone now)
 
2013-01-07 07:22:38 PM  
so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"
 
2013-01-07 07:22:44 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

GIS for animal husbandry:


It's important to have a career that makes a difference, boys.
 
2013-01-07 07:23:13 PM  
Uhhh *takes cats off of him*

Ill just take those LOL
 
2013-01-07 07:25:16 PM  

my alt's alt's alt: so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"


On my phone, but iirc I tend to agree with Dan Savage that the animal can't really give consent.

/even if I wasn't I'm not about to put "savage love animal sex consent" into Google.
 
2013-01-07 07:26:39 PM  
This beats out what some chicks will do for a fin.
 
2013-01-07 07:28:42 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: i have known some people who would be considered odd by most standards.


but that's farked up, even by MY standards, and i'm generous(ie; my dog-farking roommate, and that i never flipped out on her for it.).


Is she single?  I mean, are there any dogs in her life right now?
 
2013-01-07 07:29:16 PM  
there used to a be a farker who's name rhymed with 'porgor' that once posted a link to a pic of a guy on the bottom of the pool and a female dolphin just above him. they were ...umm......joined....

i don't know if he was banned or just left.
 
2013-01-07 07:29:27 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: my alt's alt's alt: so? the dolphin wanted human sex, the human wanted dolphin sex. she was happy, he was happy. he felt like sharing his story. good for them both.

hell i knew a female dog and a female cat who had a torrid love affair. so what. they were both happy.

or should i be all closed minded like "it's wrong, because society pressures me to believe it's wrong!"

On my phone, but iirc I tend to agree with Dan Savage that the animal can't really give consent.

/even if I wasn't I'm not about to put "savage love animal sex consent" into Google.


So if a male dolphin attempts to forcibly have sex with a human (they do), the dolphin hasn't consented and the human is attempting dolphin rape?
 
2013-01-07 07:29:39 PM  
The seventies, man.
 
2013-01-07 07:31:28 PM  
Because the fishy smell of a human vag just wasn't enough for him....
 
2013-01-07 07:32:20 PM  
Meh, this is a test for if you're committed to being a liberal or just another flavor of fundy conservative.

Not the dolphin farking, but you're eww gross kneejerk responses.

We're just animals people. Not much better than the dog that humps your leg, when you get right down to it.

chosis.coldfusionvideo.com
Just go with it.

No less consensual than approaching any sort of lover with gestures instead of words.

How is it worse than homosexuality, or, say, incest among 2 consenting adults who are more or less sane as you or I?

Not saying I condone it mind you, just talking about the philosophy behind it. What makes sex with X creepy? Why is your hand or an inanimate object perfectly acceptable?

/all rhetorical, really
//the whole telepathy thing though, yeah, that's out there...
 
2013-01-07 07:32:51 PM  
NAMDLA?
 
2013-01-07 07:33:19 PM  
FTA: inside a San Francisco apartment, gently stroking one of the two cats occupying the room with us.

Wasn't looking for it, but, well.......
 
2013-01-07 07:33:37 PM  
Hmmmm.....from San Fraancisco.
Why aren't I surprised ?
 
2013-01-07 07:34:35 PM  
The dolphin game birth to a sperm whale nine months later
 
2013-01-07 07:34:36 PM  
Should be a follow up. His book release was posted to Fark a while ago. I pretty much figured this was how his cunning plan would work out.

Also... the interviewer was an immature dick. Yeah the guy is freaky and IMO probably should have faced some kind of criminal charges but christ... grow up or at least be funny about your juvenile insults. Dude really took all those stupid jabs in stride. Gotta give him a little respect for that at least.

Still... ew.
 
2013-01-07 07:35:25 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: there used to a be a farker who's name rhymed with 'porgor' that once posted a link to a pic of a guy on the bottom of the pool and a female dolphin just above him. they were ...umm......joined....

i don't know if he was banned or just left.


Clicking his links was like tonguing a toothache. Ow! Why do I keep doing this?!
 
2013-01-07 07:35:42 PM  
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-01-07 07:36:02 PM  
Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?
 
2013-01-07 07:37:04 PM  

KhamanV: This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.


img132.imageshack.us
This guy?
 
2013-01-07 07:37:16 PM  
I wonder. Did she get hers?

/digusting
 
2013-01-07 07:37:47 PM  
www.venturefans.org
 
2013-01-07 07:37:52 PM  
Animals have gay sex in nature = gay sex between humans is natural.

Animals have interspecies sex in nature = interspecies sex with humans is sick, those animals are just confused.


Not saying I would ever do this but if the dolphin wanted it who am I to judge? I could see it being a very spiritual experience.
 
2013-01-07 07:38:04 PM  

Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?


Please tell me you're joking
 
2013-01-07 07:41:02 PM  
Yeah but was any of the encounters in front of a daycare with a dead dog?

/Can you top that?
 
2013-01-07 07:41:23 PM  
Sounds like a Patriots fan.
They've been raping the Dolphins for years.
 
2013-01-07 07:41:23 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-07 07:45:12 PM  

Rezurok: Jaws_Victim: Shouldn't that be, meet the man who RAPED a dolphin? Since when can animals submit to sex with a human and full understand the consequences of their act? What if the dolphin got aids or herpes?

Please tell me you're joking


Of course not. I am a firm disbeliever in trans speci-sexual relationships.
 
2013-01-07 07:45:29 PM  
O........M........G.
 
2013-01-07 07:46:46 PM  
Wut?

*not laughing*
 
2013-01-07 07:48:15 PM  
media.screened.com
 
2013-01-07 07:48:28 PM  
I'm not even going to touch the whole dolphin and other animal sex part, but if you do shiat like that, and write a book about it, USE A FARKING PEN NAME if you expect to be employed later in life.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:40 PM  
PapaChester: This was actually a very interesting article. The foundations of his theories are no more crazy than the current Republican party.

Don't get me wrong, I am not that open minded, but I respect his ideas.

/also believes dolphins are on par with human cognitive abilities.
//sticks to his own species.

Y'know, getting beyond the sex (which I'm struggling to go beyond, btw), I'm not quick to disbelieve there was more than rudimentary two way communication between these two. Dozens of militaries and countless universities/marine mammalian research programs globally, over decades, have invested a lot of money studying dolphin aptitude for complex & abstract communication. It's not beyond the pale.

But still, he's quite sick....... listen, dolphin f*cker, it's US and THEM.

US.

Them.
 
2013-01-07 07:49:02 PM  
This is where I draw the the line on ichthyophyllia.
www.thereelbits.com
If kissing a 20 year old naked Daryl Hannah underwater is wrong I don't want to be right.
 
2013-01-07 07:49:16 PM  

St_Francis_P: I'm not sure if that beats sex with an armadillo, or not.


"Sir, I have this armadillo in car, and it's covered in my sperm. Should I  not have done that?"
 
2013-01-07 07:49:49 PM  

The Bestest: I guess you guys missed out on dolphinsex.org (came out around the same time as goatse.. long gone now)


You sound old.

/so do I.
 
2013-01-07 07:50:26 PM  
So long, and thanks for all the fist?
 
2013-01-07 07:50:57 PM  
I think that "dolphin sex" was one of the first I memorable things I read on FARK or some other depraved site on the internet. It was actually a txt-Document, so it might even predate FARK and have been from the good old times of mailboxes, so Dolph-Porn has been one of the earliest companion of mankind surfing the net. Perhaps an ancient Farker remembers whether this text (not necessarily from this URL or in this layout) was ever featured on FARK?

Link

Anyway, the flipperbanger from this article was on FARK one year ago, so he seems to be milking the story like a dolphin in the heat.
 
2013-01-07 07:51:40 PM  

ryant123: I think I read this in a Carl Hiaasen book once.


I snorted milk out of my blowhole.
 
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