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(SF Weekly)   Meet the man who had sex with a dolphin, among other animals, who is also sad he cannot get a job   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 241
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St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 02:56:58 PM
I'm not sure if that beats sex with an armadillo, or not.
 
Earpj [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 03:07:06 PM
To be fair, a male dolphin will rape people, which is why "Swimming with Dolphins" is usually female dolphins only.

/Haven't read the article yet.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 03:15:40 PM
Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.
 
Nothing To See Here
2013-01-07 03:20:05 PM
He did WHAT on porpoise?
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 03:26:05 PM
Hey it was a FEMALE dolphin. It's not like he was a homo or something.
 
MrBallou [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 03:28:21 PM
FTFA - "gently stroking one of the two cats occupying the room with us".

That's just sick. The guy never stops.
 
Ed Finnerty
2013-01-07 03:33:43 PM
phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

He doesn't want to be tied down.
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 03:34:25 PM
Flipper?  You flip 'er...
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 03:37:00 PM
Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
www.follybeach.com
 
NowhereMon
2013-01-07 03:54:29 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2013-01-07 03:59:04 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
Forlorne Greene [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:02:36 PM
Maybe he was just looking for some tuna but got caught in a net with a dolphin.
 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:05:10 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
[www.follybeach.com image 499x297]

Those seductive eyes. Quit tempting me, you hussy of the sea!
 
serpent_sky [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:14:44 PM
St_Francis_P: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
[www.follybeach.com image 499x297]

Those seductive eyes. Quit tempting me, you hussy of the sea!

Actually, if you read the article, that's pretty much what he says. Also, the dolphin had "a reputation".

/I wish I was kidding
//I also wish I could un-read something
 
reported [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:16:25 PM
Mr. Brenner, we're going to be covering a lot of subjects in great deal of detail over the course of thi interview, but I'd like to begin completely out of context by asking you one question, more than any other, almost every American and people all over the world want me to ask. Did you put it in the blowhole or the va-jay-jay?

It was vaginal sex. Vaginal sex. Blowholes are for breathing. Sometimes male dolphins do each other in the blowhole, but you wouldn't find me trying to do that.

Well, of course not, because sticking it in the blowhole would be gay.

/ Usually I'd say NTTAWWT but in this case....
 
Godscrack [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:24:58 PM
img708.imageshack.us
Hey y'all.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:31:22 PM
Godscrack: [img708.imageshack.us image 628x476]
Hey y'all.

Given the content of TFA, I should have expected to see this meme in here.
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:36:06 PM
He's too old to be a dolphin whore now.
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:45:06 PM
That guy totally doesn't look like he does sexytimes with a dolphin. Nuh-uh. Nope.
 
2xhelix [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:48:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
Apos
2013-01-07 04:56:56 PM
*scans headline*

i.chzbgr.com
 
sammyk [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 04:57:03 PM
20 comments and no Red Hot Chilli Peppers reference. For shame farkers, for shame
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 05:02:35 PM
Don Knotts would have been impressed.
 
Dinjiin
2013-01-07 05:10:11 PM
Proof that all dolphins want do is to muck about in the water in order to have a good time.


/So long and thanks for all the fish
 
Ed Finnerty
2013-01-07 05:36:00 PM
This dolphin would like a word. Then a turn.

dtdstudios.com
 
fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 06:13:06 PM
Once you go blowhole...
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 06:17:02 PM
HMMM...midget dolphin BDSM
 
KrispyKritter [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 06:47:26 PM
No Hank Hill? Fark! I am disappoint.
 
red5ish [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 06:49:52 PM
Ya know, I've read a lot of icky stuff on the internet, but I'm not gonna read about this guy.
 
LargeCanine
2013-01-07 06:50:53 PM
i137.photobucket.com
 
Smeggy Smurf
2013-01-07 06:51:16 PM
He could get a job in a sex lab
 
clowncar on fire
2013-01-07 06:54:44 PM
It can never be said enough- you want good oral sex don't date a dolphin. And that blowhole thing: it's not what you think it's for.
 
Chevello
2013-01-07 06:55:52 PM
Maybe dolphin sex doesn't fit in with some company cultures.
 
mayIFark
2013-01-07 06:56:40 PM
He could get a reality show at MTV.
 
MagSeven
2013-01-07 06:57:30 PM
I had a picture of what this guy would look like before I clicked. Not dead on, but pretty close.
/nice sweater, unemployed dolphin-farker.
 
vudukungfu
2013-01-07 06:59:07 PM
They killed flipper?

/obscure?
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2013-01-07 06:59:56 PM
Dolphin-farking pervert cannot get a job.
Nothing to see here, citizen.
 
ryant123 [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 07:01:29 PM
I think I read this in a Carl Hiaasen book once.
 
GoldSpider
2013-01-07 07:01:53 PM
San Francisco. What a surprise.
 
spiralscratch
2013-01-07 07:05:11 PM
Does not approve:
images.tvrage.com
 
Bslim
2013-01-07 07:06:45 PM
Interspecies erotica thread!
 
gadian
2013-01-07 07:07:35 PM
So dolphin farking makes him not a good fit with the cultures of many offices? This one I can stand behind because, eww, dolphin farking. At least try and be respectable about your beast farking.
 
bugmn99
2013-01-07 07:08:00 PM
So it never got kinky?

Isn't sex with a dolphin kinky enough, Matt?

Ok, I lol'd.
 
Jeff_in_ATL
2013-01-07 07:09:53 PM
What the fark did I just read...
 
demonfaerie
2013-01-07 07:09:56 PM
FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.
 
Dalek Caan's doomed mistress
2013-01-07 07:10:14 PM
Well, at least he didn't drop acid with the dolphin while trying to make it learn English.

/government experiments are hilarious
//Source, item 4
 
edgesrealm
2013-01-07 07:11:36 PM
He should write a Broadway Play...

Dolphinf*cker, The Musical

It's be huge...-ly empty during it's run!

// LOLING at this
 
the_vegetarian_cannibal
2013-01-07 07:11:42 PM
emotibot.net
 
KhamanV
2013-01-07 07:12:14 PM
This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.
 
OniExpress
2013-01-07 07:12:46 PM
bugmn99: So it never got kinky?

Isn't sex with a dolphin kinky enough, Matt?

Ok, I lol'd.

So did I. A lot.
 
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