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(Some Guy)   The SNL Conspiracy: Lorne Michaels runs the world, John Belushi is alive, Chris Farley is auditioning for Britain's Got Talent and Seth Myers just got elected to Congress in Tennessee   (wellaware1.com) divider line 67
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2013-01-07 03:21:50 PM  
I'll settle for "Alec Baldwin can do anything he damn well please because Lorne Michaels and NBC has his back".
 
2013-01-07 03:29:51 PM  
Discovered wellaware1.com a couple days ago. The crazy is immeasurable.

/not subby, but did submit a link the other day
 
2013-01-07 04:07:41 PM  
Goddamn it who thinks black background with white text is a f*cking good idea???
 
2013-01-07 04:08:53 PM  
Their Newtown hoax conspiracy theories should be grounds for institutionalizing them.
 
2013-01-07 04:42:18 PM  
ATTENTION FRAUD ALERT! DO NOT DONATE TO CODEPINK. They are not who you think. The Cofounder Jodie Evans, is none other than Chicago iO Theatre alumni, and Saturday Night Live cast member Molly Shannon.

dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 04:56:54 PM  
Well, they must be in league with the illuminati. Nothing else explains why Jimmy Fallon has his own show.
 
2013-01-07 04:59:03 PM  
Damn, that page took a long time to load. On broadband.

/and the crazy is immense
 
2013-01-07 05:00:24 PM  
So, someone should call the straightjacket men on this guy. This is some Beautiful MInd shiat right here,
 
2013-01-07 05:00:51 PM  
The fark?
 
2013-01-07 05:01:38 PM  
What in the name of God was that?

I'd like to think it was some sort of bizarre satire, but it seems a bit too obsessive.
 
2013-01-07 05:02:12 PM  
The more I read, the more I wow.

I'm glad I don't have to sit at the Thanksgiving table with this guy.
 
2013-01-07 05:02:22 PM  
How can you fit that much crazy on a single website?
 
2013-01-07 05:05:21 PM  
This guy makes Time Cube Guy look completely sane.
 
2013-01-07 05:05:41 PM  
he's pretty good at the whole so-and-so totally looks like, so there's that.

Donald Trump = Joe Biden = Jimmy Page
and
Henry Winkler = Sirhan Sirhan = John McCain
makes me giggle
Steve Carell (spelled wrong at least once) = Alice Cooper = Boy George
too much

And didn't Tina Fey and Sarah Palin appear on stage at the same time once?
 
2013-01-07 05:06:08 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: How can you fit that much crazy on a single website?


mediamemo.allthingsd.com

Volume.
 
2013-01-07 05:08:28 PM  

jayhawk88: SovietCanuckistan: How can you fit that much crazy on a single website?

[mediamemo.allthingsd.com image 472x330]

Volume.


LULZ

You come in with 2 crazies and a nut, we can give you 3 wackos.
 
2013-01-07 05:10:17 PM  

tricycleracer: This guy makes Time Cube Guy look completely sane.


I dunno...

In 1884, meridian time personnel met
in Washington to change Earth time.
First words said was that only 1 day
could be used on Earth to not change
the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1
day and ignored the other 3 days.
The bible time was wrong then and it
proved wrong today. This a major lie
has so much evil feed from it's wrong.
No man on Earth has no belly-button,
it proves every believer on Earth a liar.


Time Cube Guy ain't giving up the "craziest" title without a fight.
 
2013-01-07 05:11:17 PM  

sno man: And didn't Tina Fey and Sarah Palin appear on stage at the same time once?


That's what they WANT you to think.

It was really just mirrors.
 
2013-01-07 05:12:39 PM  
That website made my computer cry.
 
2013-01-07 05:12:43 PM  
I think my brain broke. What IS this site? Is it truly insane, or is it some really over the top parody/joke?
 
2013-01-07 05:14:52 PM  
images.cryhavok.org
 
2013-01-07 05:17:53 PM  
This guy isn't even GOOD at this wacky shiat. That's the worst part, his shiat is so all over the place, it isn't even fun.
 
2013-01-07 05:21:38 PM  

serpent_sky: I think my brain broke. What IS this site? Is it truly insane, or is it some really over the top parody/joke?


Chris Elliot is not on the list. You decide...
 
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2013-01-07 05:25:36 PM  
FTA: One who tried out but didn't get past the first round was Alex Borstein, who you might know as Mrs. Swan from SNL.

that was MadTV wasn't it?

i'm starting to think that this article might not have been rigorously fact checked!
 
2013-01-07 05:25:40 PM  
This is what happens when a blind person makes a website with pictures.
 
2013-01-07 05:28:48 PM  
"This black person is...well...fark, just say Whoopi Goldberg. They'll look alike."
 
2013-01-07 05:29:23 PM  
^ They'll = they all. farking autocorrect.
 
2013-01-07 05:30:17 PM  
Ok for real, which one of you teabagger TFers created this. This has your fingerprints all over it.
 
2013-01-07 05:32:24 PM  
So Teddy Roosevelt's son Kermit was both Hitler and Disney.

wellaware1.com

Kermit Roosevelt is the actor that plays Walt Disney and Hitler. His family played this game as well since his brother Quentin Roosevelt faked his death and became Joseph Kennedy. Their uncle Elliot Roosevelt (Teddy's Brother) faked his death as well and changed his identity to William Taft and as well as JP Morgan. (view the handwriting and ear analysis on their pages)

And his sister played Eva Braun.

After the faked suicide she took on the role of Lillian Carter and was the mother of Jimmy Carter who played both the role of JFK until the faked Assassination (aided by his Disney family of Hollywood Illusions makers) then became president again as Jimmy Carter. Please see the JFK information on this site as it will leave little questions as to the details of this fraud.

It makes TOO MUCH sense.

Just like how Adolf Eichmann was actually Bing Crosby:

wellaware1.com

Oh, and Beau Bridges has been both Alex Jones and Bill Hicks. But you probably already figured that out.
 
2013-01-07 05:34:17 PM  
God, I love this site.

wellaware1.com
 
2013-01-07 05:34:47 PM  
www.esquire.comjeromiewilliamsdotcom.files.wordpress.com

"improve longform theater"
 
2013-01-07 05:36:58 PM  
Actually this guy just needs a better pair of glasses then he could see that these people really don't look that much alike and most of his theories fall apart.
 
2013-01-07 05:42:28 PM  
People need to understand that Hollywood doesn't not function on a linear time line like you and I from point A to B they don't exist so stop trying to put the character you see on the screen into a format of reality when they are as real as Mickey mouse.

So what you're saying is that it DOES function on a "linear timeline"?
 
2013-01-07 05:45:38 PM  
I laughed so hard at Zach Galifanakis going undercover to be "Asshole that flipped me the bird at Occupy Dallas."
 
2013-01-07 05:46:41 PM  
Also: Victoria Jackson has talent, is not insane.
 
2013-01-07 05:47:49 PM  
Holy shiat that's a lot of complete batshiat insanity.
 
2013-01-07 05:48:40 PM  
FTA:Yes, Tom Cruise is not who you think he is, but they won't tell you that since it will destroy the illusion Hollywood has created. If you've seen an episode of 30rock, and Jonathan the NBC Studio Paige appears then you have just seen Tom, since they are one in the same.

I love that he got Kenneth's name wrong.
 
2013-01-07 05:53:33 PM  
A world secretly ruled by an underground improvisational network that can be traced back to the teachings of Del Close? Damn, I want to live in that world.
 
2013-01-07 05:54:44 PM  
Why are all schizophrenics Republicans?

img839.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-07 05:56:33 PM  
7/10 I guess.

This is so fake it hurts my head.
 
2013-01-07 06:04:36 PM  
I really tried to RTFA but I couldn't get that far, it was just too damn painful. I've actually made it through some of the wackier conspiracy stuff my ex used to find for me to explain but this set an entirely new standard of WTF.

I honestly don't know if this article is a serious mental illness, a drug induced troll or some other bit of weirdness.

Cheers.

//I'm really tolerant of this crap when I'm high, but apparently I have limits
 
2013-01-07 06:04:39 PM  
The part where he says that he recognizes Chris Farley from the Britain's Got Talent show....

I chuckled, but it got scary when that was one of the more easily overlooked pieces of idiocy.

/The derp... It stings
 
2013-01-07 06:06:52 PM  
I'm assuming that was a joke, but at the same time, reading it made me ask: "Holy shiat, am I high?"
 
2013-01-07 06:08:14 PM  

improvius: A world secretly ruled by an underground improvisational network that can be traced back to the teachings of Del Close? Damn, I want to live in that world.


I call dibs on the screenplay.
 
2013-01-07 06:12:59 PM  
Someone get that guy some anti psychotics! STAT!
 
2013-01-07 06:14:17 PM  
Can crazy never use an aesthetically pleasing web design?
 
2013-01-07 06:18:54 PM  

DeaH: Can crazy never use an aesthetically pleasing web design?


pretty sure it comes with the territory and in my experience is actually a great gauge as to the level of insanity. The more grating the design is to your senses the more insane the person is.
 
2013-01-07 06:21:14 PM  
The Old Familiar Faces

I have had playmates, I have had companions,
In my days of childhood, in my joyful school-days--
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I have been laughing, I have been carousing,
Drinking late, sitting late, with my bosom cronies--
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I loved a Love once, fairest among women:
Closed are her doors on me, I must not see her--
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I have a friend, a kinder friend has no man:
Like an ingrate, I left my friend abruptly;
Left him, to muse on the old familiar faces.

Ghost-like I paced round the haunts of my childhood,
Earth seem'd a desert I was bound to traverse,
Seeking to find the old familiar faces.

Friend of my bosom, thou more than a brother,
Why wert not thou born in my father's dwelling?
So might we talk of the old familiar faces--

How some they have died, and some they have left me,
And some are taken from me; all are departed--
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

Charles Lamb
 
2013-01-07 06:25:21 PM  

Knobbs: "This black person is...well...fark, just say Whoopi Goldberg. They'll look alike."


Sure, then how do you explain Morgan Freeman/Nelson Mandela?
 
2013-01-07 06:35:35 PM  
Way too much work to be a hoax. That guy is straight-up batshiat crazy.
 
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