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(Buzzfeed)   This January 19th, celebrate the first small penis appreciation day   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 140
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2013-01-07 03:33:24 PM  
I bet it's a national holiday in Japan
 
2013-01-07 03:34:00 PM  
i.imgur.com

RIP every other topic on Fark
September 1997 - December 14, 2012
 
2013-01-07 03:44:03 PM  
My b-day...yeah that sounds about right
 
2013-01-07 03:45:45 PM  
Is this the day I'll finally get laid for the first time?

(checks article)

Hey! This isn't about tiny penises at all!
 
2013-01-07 03:50:19 PM  
I guess I should send a card or something to the submitter, then.
 
2013-01-07 04:05:08 PM  
Submitter's mom isn't complaining.
 
2013-01-07 04:10:30 PM  
a joke about large or small penises
 
2013-01-07 04:11:05 PM  
Holy shiat though, gun appreciation day? That is some embarrassing shiat right there.
 
2013-01-07 04:20:58 PM  
How will it be celebrated?...Dancing in the street and firing your guns wildly into the air?  Because we already have that here in Texas.  It's called "Friday".
 
2013-01-07 04:29:09 PM  
Stay classy conservatives...........yes it is too soon.
 
2013-01-07 04:30:17 PM  
The first holiday that's all about guns will take place a little over a month after Sandy Hook.

So?? It's not "a month after"? It's not on the anniversary? It's not being held AT the school? Then leave Sandy Hook out of it. Jesus, if I was the parents of these poor kids, I'd be pissed at everyone using it as an excuse to push their agenda.
 
2013-01-07 04:31:50 PM  
That should be big here on fark.
 
2013-01-07 04:32:00 PM  
Hummercon?
 
2013-01-07 04:32:31 PM  
Are they going to hold it in Newtown?
 
2013-01-07 04:33:47 PM  
Catholic holiday?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-01-07 04:35:08 PM  
Finally, some recognition! Oh, guns? I have those too, what do I get?
 
2013-01-07 04:37:01 PM  
The perfect gun-control method would require any gun except handguns and basic hunting rifles to have "I HAVE A TEENY PEENY" in blaze orange on them.
 
2013-01-07 04:37:04 PM  
So what's the odds of a major shooting that day, and what are the PR safeguards in case of?
 
2013-01-07 04:37:41 PM  
Kind of funny as I am taking a friend to the range for her birthday that day. WIll probably reschedule to avoid the derp brigade.
 
2013-01-07 04:38:58 PM  

Jackson Herring: Holy shiat though, gun appreciation day? That is some embarrassing shiat right there.


Not as bad as Freedom Fries, but worse than Honey Boo Boo.
 
2013-01-07 04:39:25 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: RIP every other topic on Fark
September 1997 - December 14, 2012


You'll get over it.

/oblig
 
2013-01-07 04:41:42 PM  

QueenMamaBee: The perfect gun-control method would require any gun except handguns and basic hunting rifles to have "I HAVE A TEENY PEENY" in blaze orange on them.


This may warrant a whitehouse.gov petition.
 
2013-01-07 04:41:49 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: That should be big here on fark.


my guess is it will be a tiny event.
 
2013-01-07 04:42:44 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 04:43:29 PM  

QueenMamaBee: The perfect gun-control method would require any gun except handguns and basic hunting rifles to have "I HAVE A TEENY PEENY" in blaze orange on them.


All civilian firearms should be manufactured as bright pink dildos. Rifles, handguns, shotguns. With Liberace-esque flair and rainbows across the handles, depictions of sodomy and proclamations of the user's fondness for manlove on the barrel and Bette Middler songs playing as soon as your finger strokes the testicle-shaped trigger.

/then you can get your "man" card
 
2013-01-07 04:44:08 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: RIP every other topic on Fark
September 1997 - December 14, 2012


Who draws this stuff? It's equal parts hilarious and oddly disturbing.
 
2013-01-07 04:44:32 PM  

Jackson Herring: Holy shiat though, gun appreciation day? That is some embarrassing shiat right there.


Here in Utah, our state bird is the seagull, our state flower is the sego lily, and our state gun is the M1911 .45.
 
2013-01-07 04:44:55 PM  
A group of douchebags coming together with their obnoxious sense of "American pride" and a false belief that Obama is going to restrict their Constitutional rights. Not even the NRA wants a part of this.
/EABOD
 
2013-01-07 04:45:51 PM  
I hope they serve lots and lots of alcohol.
 
2013-01-07 04:47:00 PM  

Practical_Draconian: QueenMamaBee: The perfect gun-control method would require any gun except handguns and basic hunting rifles to have "I HAVE A TEENY PEENY" in blaze orange on them.

All civilian firearms should be manufactured as bright pink dildos. Rifles, handguns, shotguns. With Liberace-esque flair and rainbows across the handles, depictions of sodomy and proclamations of the user's fondness for manlove on the barrel and Bette Middler songs playing as soon as your finger strokes the testicle-shaped trigger.

/then you can get your "man" card


I have diet dr pepper all over my keyboard. thanks.
 
2013-01-07 04:52:14 PM  

QueenMamaBee: The perfect gun-control method would require any gun except handguns and basic hunting rifles to have "I HAVE A TEENY PEENY" in blaze orange on them.


Which would be particularly awkward for female gun owners.
 
2013-01-07 04:52:47 PM  

DubyaHater: a false belief that Obama is going to restrict their Constitutional rights.


Dan Gross, president of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, who has talked with Biden's task force, said the proposals under consideration represented "a deeper exploration than just the assault-weapons ban ... they are very clearly committed to looking at this issue comprehensively."

So, believing the statements coming from those involved now constitutes a "false" belief? They're absolutely going to try pushing something through that by definition is a restriction of the 2nd amendment. They're going to fail.. but they'll try like hell.
 
2013-01-07 04:54:13 PM  
Why would you have a desire or a need to carry a concealed handgun or buy a rifle with a magazine that holds more than 10 rounds when you never leave your mother's basement?
 
2013-01-07 04:54:22 PM  
Right-wing corporate douchebag declares first annual "Right Wing Corporate Douchebag Day". It's a press release. Good job, gun nerds, these are the people you have speaking for you.
 
2013-01-07 04:55:52 PM  

Clutch2013: Sock Ruh Tease: RIP every other topic on Fark
September 1997 - December 14, 2012

Who draws this stuff? It's equal parts hilarious and oddly disturbing.


And a heaping teaspoon of "Dead the fark On". Gonna be a long long year of gun threads.
 
2013-01-07 04:56:06 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: That should be big here on fark in America.

 
2013-01-07 04:59:18 PM  

Citrate1007: Stay classy conservatives...........yes it is too soon.


No, it's too soon to talk about gun control. It's a GREAT time to talk about having more guns...

And one thing we should never EVER talk about is health care for the mentally ill. Hell, I'M not mentally ill, why should my tax dollars go for something like that?
 
2013-01-07 04:59:21 PM  
That lady in the picture has a very small gun. Must have a normal sized penis.
 
2013-01-07 05:01:58 PM  
Although when the NRA refuses to respond to a request to participate, that would be a sign to most people that "this might be a stupid idea."
 
2013-01-07 05:06:23 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: DubyaHater: a false belief that Obama is going to restrict their Constitutional rights.

Dan Gross, president of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, who has talked with Biden's task force, said the proposals under consideration represented "a deeper exploration than just the assault-weapons ban ... they are very clearly committed to looking at this issue comprehensively."

So, believing the statements coming from those involved now constitutes a "false" belief? They're absolutely going to try pushing something through that by definition is a restriction of the 2nd amendment. They're going to fail.. but they'll try like hell.


From your linked article.....
After last month's school shooting in Newtown, Conn. - a tragedy Obama described as the worst moments of his presidency - the White House is understood to be considering a national gun ownership registry that could track the sale of weapons, something similar to what Canada introduced in the early 2000s before eliminating last year.

Other measures being looked at include universal background checks for firearm buyers, stronger mental health checks on gun owners, and tougher penalties for carrying arms near schools or giving them to minors.


A ban on assault weapons and stronger background checks is hardly the "Obama gun grab" these people rage-cry about. Firearms will still be available to all, minus the assault weapons no one needs or should have.
 
2013-01-07 05:06:51 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things. Can't have a sane conversation on guns with the derp crowd to save your life. It's all total extremes, passionately defending the taking of all their guns despite that not being even part of the conversation. You want them to part of the conversation and if they would turn the derp off fo ra minute they might have a great idea to contribute. But no, there is no middle ground. It is either masterbate over the thought of a gun or get thrown into FEMA concentration camps.

If there is a ban on any guns it will be their fault for not comming to the table with any ideas besides giving everyone guns and turning any crime no matter how petty, into the shootout at the O.K. corral. After Sandyhook there is a public outcry for something. If the gun nuts don't turn off the derp and work towards a workable compromise with the other sides in the discussion, then some "feel good" law banning something and not addressing the real issues will be implemented.
 
2013-01-07 05:08:39 PM  

DubyaHater: Firearms will still be available to all, minus the assault weapons no one needs or should have.


"Assault weapon" is an arbitrary classification that frequently encompasses numerous popular rifles used by civilians for hunting and for target shooting purposes. While advocates of such bans frequently claim that all "assault weapons" lack any legitimate civilian purpose, they are lying.
 
2013-01-07 05:09:52 PM  
A clitoris is sorta like a tiny peen I suppose...
/chick gun owner
 
2013-01-07 05:14:23 PM  

DubyaHater: A ban on assault weapons and stronger background checks is hardly the "Obama gun grab" these people rage-cry about. Firearms will still be available to all, minus the assault weapons no one needs or should have.


Assault weapons were banned back in the 30's. Now you're redefining assault weapon to be the next thing on the slippery slope you wish to do away with. By definition that is a gun grab.
 
2013-01-07 05:17:42 PM  
I think we need a Bring Your Gun to Work Day.
 
2013-01-07 05:19:23 PM  
Why not Gun Appreciation Year?
 
2013-01-07 05:24:23 PM  

Ed Finnerty: I hope they serve lots and lots of alcohol.


Hee hee.
 
2013-01-07 05:26:58 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: DubyaHater: a false belief that Obama is going to restrict their Constitutional rights.

Dan Gross, president of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, who has talked with Biden's task force, said the proposals under consideration represented "a deeper exploration than just the assault-weapons ban ... they are very clearly committed to looking at this issue comprehensively."

So, believing the statements coming from those involved now constitutes a "false" belief? They're absolutely going to try pushing something through that by definition is a restriction of the 2nd amendment. They're going to fail.. but they'll try like hell.


The Supreme Court has made it clear that the right to bear arms under the Second Amendment is not an unlimited right, just like free speech is not an unlimited right. So you are essentially complaining preemptively about the hypothetical loss of an unlimited right that does not exist.
 
2013-01-07 05:28:51 PM  

chuckufarlie: BraveNewCheneyWorld: DubyaHater: A ban on assault weapons and stronger background checks is hardly the "Obama gun grab" these people rage-cry about. Firearms will still be available to all, minus the assault weapons no one needs or should have.

Assault weapons were banned back in the 30's. Now you're redefining assault weapon to be the next thing on the slippery slope you wish to do away with. By definition that is a gun grab.

I believe that you are the one who has redefined the definition of assault weapon because assault weapons were NOT banned back in the 30s.


pretty much...
 
2013-01-07 05:30:09 PM  
It is so sweet to watch people biatch and complain and cry for a ban of something that in reality, they know nothing about.

Just remember kiddies: Rifles kill less people a year than hammers or bare fists.
 
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