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(CBS Cleveland)   Zombie Colonel Sanders apparently working up some new menu items. With bonus pic of what Kentucky Fried Brains might look like   (cleveland.cbslocal.com) divider line 57
    More: Weird, Colchester KFC, menu items, zombies, Ibrahim Langoo  
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2013-01-07 03:12:17 PM  
"I suddenly felt grim and really sick."

This happens every time I eat at KFC.
 
2013-01-07 03:21:08 PM  
Dude, that's not a brain. That is exactly what a cluster of maggots looks like if you deep fry them.
Stop throwing up, you pussy.
 
2013-01-07 03:21:11 PM  
cbscleveland.files.wordpress.com

What was this article about?
 
2013-01-07 03:22:27 PM  
Did this idiot really think a chicken brain was that big in the first place?
 
2013-01-07 03:22:51 PM  

blatz514: [cbscleveland.files.wordpress.com image 290x230]

What was this article about?


Not brains, if those 2 are involved.
 
2013-01-07 03:23:36 PM  

radiovox: Did this idiot really think a chicken brain was that big in the first place?


Check out the big brain on Ibrahim.
 
2013-01-07 03:25:23 PM  
Does that mean the Winter Premiere of The Walking Dead will be presented (with limited commercial interruption) by KFC?
 
2013-01-07 03:26:35 PM  
I've been to Colchester, Essex. "Grim and sick" are the two words I'd use to describe the whole town, too.
 
2013-01-07 03:27:16 PM  
The last time I ate at KFC, I threw my guts up. I didn't feel sick before that. But I only made about 5 miles from the place and I had to pulll over!

Now, I don't know that it was KFC. But I didn't feel sick before that. In any case, I've never eaten from there again. This was like 10 years ago.
 
2013-01-07 03:27:31 PM  
Kwietyerbiatchin Now everybody will want one.
 
2013-01-07 03:27:43 PM  
Our local KFC charges extra for that.
 
2013-01-07 03:28:53 PM  
Isn't English food widely considered to be bland and drab?

So this is an improvement, right?
 
2013-01-07 03:29:47 PM  
The funny thing is that on one of the last episodes of Walking Dead there was a KFC commercial right after a gruesome scene where a cabin-hermit gets torn apart by zombies...
 
2013-01-07 03:30:29 PM  

cig-mkr: Our local KFC charges extra for that.


Because the chicken is full of headly goodness?

static.guim.co.uk

/hot
 
2013-01-07 03:30:57 PM  
popeyes > > > KFC
 
2013-01-07 03:31:02 PM  
If you go to KFC, and you're nauseated by what you find in the food, I'm afraid I don't have much sympathy for you.
 
2013-01-07 03:32:09 PM  
static.neatoshop.com
 
2013-01-07 03:32:52 PM  
"Although we haven't received the product, it appears from a photograph that unfortunately on this occasion a kidney, and not a brain as claimed, was not removed in the preparation process," KFC said in a statement to The Sun. "We're very sorry about Mr Langoo's experience and while there was no health risk, we agree it was unsightly."

Well right-O on those Brits for being so polite and apologetic about it. Typical US PR guy probably would have denied it and suggested it was planted, then offer up the coupons to STFU.
 
2013-01-07 03:36:58 PM  
I stopped eating at KFC because when they opened a new restaurant here it was one where you could see into the kitchen and nobody should handle chicken like that ever. Disgusting.
 
2013-01-07 03:37:33 PM  
In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders, "I'm too drunk to taste this Chicken."
 
2013-01-07 03:39:07 PM  

lordargent: popeyes > > > KFC


i agree...except the popeyes closest to my house is a poor excuse for a popeyes. i went there last week to give them one last try...i got a breast and wing that were about 20% smaller than the same pieces at any other popeyes...they weren't seasoned properly, and...they forgot my biscuit! bastards!

that popeyes is 5 miles away, and the next nearest one is at least 10 or 15 miles away
 
2013-01-07 03:41:29 PM  

durbnpoisn: The last time I ate at KFC, I threw my guts up. I didn't feel sick before that. But I only made about 5 miles from the place and I had to pulll over!

Now, I don't know that it was KFC. But I didn't feel sick before that. In any case, I've never eaten from there again. This was like 10 years ago.


This doesn't usually happen to me, I only usually get the diarrhea. However, I know multiple different people that this has happened to.
 
2013-01-07 03:41:58 PM  
"KFC - which is based in Louisville, Ky. - gave Langoo vouchers to help make up for the incident."

I never understand why companies seem to think that this makes everything better. "Sorry our food disgusted you, have some more on us!"

Years ago, I bought a package of Chips Ahoy chewy cookies. When I opened the package, I found that the entire damn thing was full of fluffy green mold. I contacted customer service and asked for a refund, but they apologized and sent vouchers for more cookies. I haven't bought a Chips Ahoy cookie since. Jerks.
 
2013-01-07 03:42:37 PM  

Egoy3k: cig-mkr: Our local KFC charges extra for that.

Because the chicken is full of headly goodness?

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

/hot


Yes it is, with things like this:
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-01-07 03:47:12 PM  

nickerj1: durbnpoisn: The last time I ate at KFC, I threw my guts up. I didn't feel sick before that. But I only made about 5 miles from the place and I had to pulll over!

Now, I don't know that it was KFC. But I didn't feel sick before that. In any case, I've never eaten from there again. This was like 10 years ago.

This doesn't usually happen to me, I only usually get the diarrhea. However, I know multiple different people that this has happened to.


imho, when you rarely or never eat fried foods, you may have a pretty strong reaction when you break your deep-fried fast.

/ i never have evacuating reactions, but I feel pretty ill every time I eat a big meal of deep fried stuff.
 
2013-01-07 03:49:58 PM  
according to http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-steps-in-poultry-processing.htm the heads are ripped off and not used. at least for human food. how a loose brain ended up in his meal is open to conjecture.
 
2013-01-07 03:50:16 PM  
Adding some organ meat probably gave that particular meal about ten times the nutritional value of what it would normally have.
 
2013-01-07 03:50:54 PM  
Yeah. The tasty bits of the animal come from places not-too-far from less-appetizing bits. shiat will happen.
If you're not down with that idea, you ought to reconsider the entire enterprise.

I mean, sure: complain or send it back or whatever.
But it's not really any more 'gross' or 'disgusting' than getting the wrong cut or getting it cooked to the wrong temperature.
 
2013-01-07 04:01:24 PM  
unavailable for comment
static.thecia.com.au
/tastes like chicken
 
2013-01-07 04:02:39 PM  
That does not look like brain, the pattern of the organ looks more like gastric rugae.
 
2013-01-07 04:06:15 PM  

ringersol: Yeah. The tasty bits of the animal come from places not-too-far from less-appetizing bits. shiat will happen.
If you're not down with that idea, you ought to reconsider the entire enterprise.

I mean, sure: complain or send it back or whatever.
But it's not really any more 'gross' or 'disgusting' than getting the wrong cut or getting it cooked to the wrong temperature.


i'd argue that getting it cooked to the wrong temperature is significantly more gross.

/ salmonella is much more disgusting than brains or anuses.
 
2013-01-07 04:13:42 PM  
Fast Food- It's fast from the moment it's conceived in the factory - from there on in, the conveyor only goes faster.  I'm really surprised there aren't more human bits in there.

You know, like Armour Foods in the 1920's that started the whole FDA thing and the Muckrakers and what not.
 
2013-01-07 04:14:59 PM  
That actually does look like chicken kidney.

Which doesn't make this whole this any less vomit-inducing.
 
2013-01-07 04:18:58 PM  
When I clicked on the article, I thought the picture was a dead squirrel. What happened to the "every restaurant has a chef and fresh never frozen chicken, yada yada"
 
2013-01-07 04:20:20 PM  
latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2013-01-07 04:26:02 PM  

ltdanman44: [latimesblogs.latimes.com image 250x247]


weknowmemes.com
 
2013-01-07 04:28:38 PM  
In the old days, "Kentucky Fried Rat" was the urban legend that for example my sister told her friend the story that she heard from someone who knew someone who used to work there.
 
2013-01-07 04:30:49 PM  
imageshack.us
/knew he left something out of his meal box...
 
2013-01-07 04:37:15 PM  

blatz514: [cbscleveland.files.wordpress.com image 290x230]

What was this article about?


Right. I'm not sure if left's face is real.
 
2013-01-07 04:53:03 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: blatz514: [cbscleveland.files.wordpress.com image 290x230]

What was this article about?

Right. I'm not sure if left's face is real.


They have faces?
 
2013-01-07 04:56:51 PM  
I forgot to post this little nugget.  NSFW language.
 
2013-01-07 04:57:59 PM  
The difficulty with his statement is that KFC doesn't get their chicken from KFC. They get it from places like Sysco or other restuarant supply chains. I worked at a restaurant that used to get mistaken KFC shipments of chicken. It came pre-seasoned in vaccummed sealed bags. The grossest part about KFC is that they don't even clean their chicken. They dump ut straight from the bag, blood, feathers, guts, and all right into their batter and into the fryer. The manager at my local KFC always came to us to get his chicken. What does that tell you?
 
2013-01-07 05:19:57 PM  

radiovox: Did this idiot really think a chicken brain was that big in the first place?


It's a British chicken. They're waaaaaaay smarter than us 'murkans.
 
2013-01-07 05:21:14 PM  

cig-mkr: Our local KFC charges extra for that.


Yeah, that thing is definitely made to dip in the honey sauce, with a drink of gravy.
 
2013-01-07 05:58:16 PM  
They need to turn their mistake into a feature. "Now at KFC, fried brain sandwiches".
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-07 07:31:14 PM  

ParagonComplex: The difficulty with his statement is that KFC doesn't get their chicken from KFC. They get it from places like Sysco or other restuarant supply chains. I worked at a restaurant that used to get mistaken KFC shipments of chicken. It came pre-seasoned in vaccummed sealed bags. The grossest part about KFC is that they don't even clean their chicken. They dump ut straight from the bag, blood, feathers, guts, and all right into their batter and into the fryer. The manager at my local KFC always came to us to get his chicken. What does that tell you?

In my younger days, I worked in the kitchen at KFC from around '91 to '94. The chicken did come from Sysco, but there was no blood or guts or feathers. It was clean (not pre-seasoned or vacuum sealed) and looked a lot better than the chicken you can buy in a grocery store.
The thing about the kidney in the article is most likely true. The kidney is located in a recessed area along the spine on the thigh piece. Part of the normal procedure is to twist off the tail if it's there, pop the leg joint out of the socket, then sort of dig your thumb in to remove the kidney in one fluid motion.
They probably had a newbie in the kitchen who forgot to remove the kidney that day.
 
2013-01-07 08:40:22 PM  
When I was little, we lived in Louisville Kentucky, and I thought that the Colonel was right down at the local KFC (except they didn't call it KFC in those days, it was plain old Kentucky Fried Chicken.) He was still alive in those days. My parents didn't help either, since every time they got chicken, they told me that the Colonel had been there.
 
2013-01-07 09:39:55 PM  

lordargent: popeyes > > > KFC


The only Popeye's in Utah is on Hill Air Force Base. I'm almost willing to risk automatic weapon fire to get my fix. Almost.
 
2013-01-07 10:40:03 PM  
Obligatory.

www.culch.ie
 
2013-01-07 10:51:13 PM  

Tarmangani: ParagonComplex: The difficulty with his statement is that KFC doesn't get their chicken from KFC. They get it from places like Sysco or other restuarant supply chains. I worked at a restaurant that used to get mistaken KFC shipments of chicken. It came pre-seasoned in vaccummed sealed bags. The grossest part about KFC is that they don't even clean their chicken. They dump ut straight from the bag, blood, feathers, guts, and all right into their batter and into the fryer. The manager at my local KFC always came to us to get his chicken. What does that tell you?
In my younger days, I worked in the kitchen at KFC from around '91 to '94. The chicken did come from Sysco, but there was no blood or guts or feathers. It was clean (not pre-seasoned or vacuum sealed) and looked a lot better than the chicken you can buy in a grocery store.
The thing about the kidney in the article is most likely true. The kidney is located in a recessed area along the spine on the thigh piece. Part of the normal procedure is to twist off the tail if it's there, pop the leg joint out of the socket, then sort of dig your thumb in to remove the kidney in one fluid motion.
They probably had a newbie in the kitchen who forgot to remove the kidney that day.


There is no 'forgetting' in my local KFC. They simply don't do it. That's why the manager went to us for his chicken, because we cleaned it beforehand. KFC has taken a turn for the worse since then. These lazy bastards just dump guts and all, kidney, ass, no bone popping, feathers, all of it. It is cool to know that some KFCs back in the day actually cleansed their chicken beforehand. I just assumed that all KFCs were gross as fark like mine.
 
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