ManateeGag: what I got from that blog "I had a joyless childhood, so I have to ruin it for everyone."
doczoidberg: When are they going to make a porno called "Poke My Hontas
Fano: ManateeGag: what I got from that blog "I had a joyless childhood, so I have to ruin it for everyone."That poor unfortunate soul.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Here's another shock: toys don't come to life when you leave the room.But I gotta admit my wife's Mule Tamer 5000 sure does make a lot of noise when I'm downstairs playing Xbox.
RatMaster999: doczoidberg: When are they going to make a porno called "Poke My Hontas Hot Ass Haunches"?It's about damn time!FTFY
The My Little Pony Killer: This blog again?
fickenchucker: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Here's another shock: toys don't come to life when you leave the room.But I gotta admit my wife's Mule Tamer 5000 sure does make a lot of noise when I'm downstairs playing Xbox.Mule Tamer 5000I'm using that one.
Fano: Great. And next you'll tell us ex-slaves weren't kindly old men that would sit on the veranda and tell stories to dopey honky child's.
UNC_Samurai: Fano: Great. And next you'll tell us ex-slaves weren't kindly old men that would sit on the veranda and tell stories to dopey honky child's.Thanks to Tracy Morgan, I cannot envision Uncle Remus without "Uncle Jamima's Mash Liqrua."/it gets you f*cked up for less money
bborchar: I guess the next blog post will be about the blatant racism in Peter Pan. I mean, they say "Injuns!" I'm outraged, and I demand that Disney fix it before people see it.
Fano: The My Little Pony Killer: This blog again?Glancing at the posts since it isn't rendering properly on my mobile, he appears to root for Syndrome and Gaston, which pretty much means he should be rotoscoped singing Hellfire.
Counter_Intelligent: Who cares? Jasmine was way hotter.
Small Town Misfit: I love how people like to harp on this movie solely for the historical inaccuracy with regard to the age differences and romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, because IIRC the movie wasn't based on the actual fact but on the legend that had built up over the years. Also, why bother focusing on *only* those two facts, when there are so many more, and much more wrong with the movie besides?/only found Thomas interesting//probably because he was played by Christian Bale///he later played John Rolfe in "The New World" and shares the same birthday as Thomas Rolfe, Pocahontas' son.
Counter_Intelligent: Who cares? Jasmine Belle was way hotter.
Woolwine: Counter_Intelligent: Who cares? Jasmine Belle was way hotter.FTFY
Jim_Callahan: Fano: The My Little Pony Killer: This blog again?Glancing at the posts since it isn't rendering properly on my mobile, he appears to root for Syndrome and Gaston, which pretty much means he should be rotoscoped singing Hellfire.In all fairness, Gaston has the second-best musical number in all of Disney history, so it's hard not to root for him over the kidnapping rape-beast, though obviously no one is going to like him as much as Belle or her awesome inventor father. And Syndrome's end-game was to give everyone in the world free technology that would make the entire human race superhuman, his feud with the superheroes was more of a side-quest resulting from continual abuse and belittlement at their hands.And literally the first thing the superheroes do once they're no longer illegal in the movie? Trash New York, proving the people that passed the law completely correct.Just sayin'.Also, if you're wondering, the first best song:[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 380x286]"Well, bye."
fozziewazzi: Forget the historical inaccuracy. This movie carries on the Hollywood tradition that the story must be about a foreign woman who falls for the white American male. Would the movie have worked with a white woman falling for an Indian man?
Brick-House: FTFABut they did NOT fall in love. They never even dated. They never even held hands. There was no romantic relationship whatsoever between the two of them. There is no historical evidence from anyone, Native-American, White-Man, or otherwise, to even suggest this possibility. How can we be so certain that they didn't sneak off and have some secret romance? The girl was ELEVEN years old in real life, for Christ's sake. John Smith went back to England to write about his little summer in America, and he didn't even mention the girl.OK, if you just farked an 11 year old girl while spending your summer abroad, would you write about it?
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