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2013-01-07 01:02:12 PM
 
2013-01-07 02:12:37 PM
images.starpulse.com

"Looks nothing like me."

/Actually, it kind of does a little.
 
2013-01-07 04:03:21 PM

DjangoStonereaver: "Looks nothing like me."

/Actually, it kind of does a little.


That looks very nearly like H.P. Lovecraft's o face
 
2013-01-07 04:06:35 PM
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2013-01-07 04:15:10 PM

Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif


I totally forgot that Connery wore a hat in those scenes.
 
2013-01-07 04:16:32 PM
That article was worth it, just to remind of Phil Hartman playing the editor of SASSY magazine!
 
2013-01-07 04:22:27 PM
Did anyone else think that Skyfall was the most nonsensical Bond movie in recent history? Silva's plan was pretty much the most pointless scheme ever.
 
2013-01-07 04:24:35 PM
Looks like Pierce Brosnan's face sliding off of Sean Connery's head.
 
2013-01-07 04:25:54 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Did anyone else think that Skyfall was the most nonsensical Bond movie in recent history? Silva's plan was pretty much the most pointless scheme ever.


Well, the "point" was to mentally torture and then kill M.
 
2013-01-07 04:30:59 PM

Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif


Brosnan's is the best

Craig's is maybe the worst
 
2013-01-07 04:39:30 PM
I've seen a lot of this kind of combo-morphing. The more people you add to the mix the more regular the features become and you end up with a handsome or pretty face. it's an interesting insight into what people consider to be attractive; apparently we like regular features, fairly nondescript.
 
2013-01-07 04:41:10 PM

meanmutton: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Did anyone else think that Skyfall was the most nonsensical Bond movie in recent history? Silva's plan was pretty much the most pointless scheme ever.

Well, the "point" was to mentally torture and then kill M.


There really was no reason to get captured. M had no bodyguards as demonstrated by Bond breaking into her house. If Silva wanted to have his little conversation, he could have done so at any time. Also, if his plan was to humiliate her by breaking out, she never would have realized it as he planned to gun her down before she was likely to discover that he escaped. Also, there was no reason Bond couldn't have gotten some backup and a bunch of weapons for the "final showdown". There's plenty more, but the entire movie was overwhelmingly stupid.

I guess the thing that gets me, is that back in the 80's and before, the bond movies didn't take themselves too seriously and had some humorous moments. Today it seems like they try to make the stories more gritty, which fails if the story is nonsensical, and they dash in some attempts at humor that inevitably fall short.
 
2013-01-07 04:46:48 PM

AdamK: Craig's is maybe the worst


What are you talking about?  Moore didn't even fire!
 
2013-01-07 04:47:54 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: meanmutton: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Did anyone else think that Skyfall was the most nonsensical Bond movie in recent history? Silva's plan was pretty much the most pointless scheme ever.

Well, the "point" was to mentally torture and then kill M.

There really was no reason to get captured. M had no bodyguards as demonstrated by Bond breaking into her house. If Silva wanted to have his little conversation, he could have done so at any time. Also, if his plan was to humiliate her by breaking out, she never would have realized it as he planned to gun her down before she was likely to discover that he escaped. Also, there was no reason Bond couldn't have gotten some backup and a bunch of weapons for the "final showdown". There's plenty more, but the entire movie was overwhelmingly stupid.

I guess the thing that gets me, is that back in the 80's and before, the bond movies didn't take themselves too seriously and had some humorous moments. Today it seems like they try to make the stories more gritty, which fails if the story is nonsensical, and they dash in some attempts at humor that inevitably fall short.


I found it to be a humorous movie because it was so damn British. The majority of the movie took place on the isle of Britain so everything was cuppa tea this, bugger off that, don't cock it up and all that. It was kinda funny, but awesome too.
 
2013-01-07 04:59:22 PM
Now Spider-Man!

Only, leave out Tobey.
 
2013-01-07 05:07:16 PM
It's weird, but I find the composite looks a bit like Joaquim de Almeida, you know, that dude from Clear and Present Danger..
 
2013-01-07 05:13:20 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [images.starpulse.com image 200x203]

"Looks nothing like me."

/Actually, it kind of does a little.


Agreed
 
2013-01-07 05:30:38 PM
How about the Anakins Skywalker?

Or all the Spinal Tap drummers?
 
2013-01-07 05:33:07 PM
Does anyone else think that Composite Bond looks a bit like Phil Hartman only with rugged facial character?
 
2013-01-07 05:34:28 PM

VaportrailFilms: Now Spider-Man!

Only, leave out Tobey.


So, he'll look like the guy that stole the idol from Indy?
 
2013-01-07 05:45:24 PM

Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif


You know, they really shouldn't turn toward the person they're shooting, it give him/her a bigger target.
 
2013-01-07 05:47:56 PM
Calling the next one now: Doctor Who.

\Couldn't actually think of any other character with enough actors to be useful.
\\Jason Voorhees, but that wouldn't require much effort.
\\\Unless you went for a morph of his various masks.
 
2013-01-07 05:53:39 PM

AdamK: Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif

Brosnan's is the best

Craig's is maybe the worst


Brosnan's is probably the best. But the worst is whoever held it with two hands. Looks so awkward
 
2013-01-07 05:57:46 PM
HMS_Blinkin: Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif

I totally forgot that Connery  Bob Simmons wore a hat in those scenes.

FTFY

For DR. NO and FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, they used a shot of Connery's stuntman.  Hence the hat.

/Connery did it for THUNDERBALL because they refilmed it in Panavision.
 
2013-01-07 06:09:55 PM

ArkAngel: AdamK: Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif

Brosnan's is the best

Craig's is maybe the worst

Brosnan's is probably the best. But the worst is whoever held it with two hands. Looks so awkward


I think that was Moore.  Objectively, his was the best.  He got centered on-target quickest, with his weight solidly on both feet, and both hands on the gun instead of flailing his left hand around like a fairy.  He gets bonus points for not blindly squeezing off a shot like the others; as a spy, Bond would know better than to make a loud bang unless he has no option.
 
2013-01-07 06:15:09 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: meanmutton: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Did anyone else think that Skyfall was the most nonsensical Bond movie in recent history? Silva's plan was pretty much the most pointless scheme ever.

Well, the "point" was to mentally torture and then kill M.

There really was no reason to get captured. M had no bodyguards as demonstrated by Bond breaking into her house. If Silva wanted to have his little conversation, he could have done so at any time. Also, if his plan was to humiliate her by breaking out, she never would have realized it as he planned to gun her down before she was likely to discover that he escaped. Also, there was no reason Bond couldn't have gotten some backup and a bunch of weapons for the "final showdown". There's plenty more, but the entire movie was overwhelmingly stupid.

I guess the thing that gets me, is that back in the 80's and before, the bond movies didn't take themselves too seriously and had some humorous moments. Today it seems like they try to make the stories more gritty, which fails if the story is nonsensical, and they dash in some attempts at humor that inevitably fall short.


Here, have an exploding pen to soothe your massive case of fanboy butthurt.
 
2013-01-07 06:17:22 PM
I will be impressed when they show a picture of all of Bond's STDs morphed into one.
 
2013-01-07 06:23:54 PM

Lokasenna: Calling the next one now: Doctor Who.

\Couldn't actually think of any other character with enough actors to be useful.
\\Jason Voorhees, but that wouldn't require much effort.
\\\Unless you went for a morph of his various masks.


Sherlock Holmes, Dracula, Superman, hamlet...
 
2013-01-07 06:28:26 PM
So, Phil Hartman is the perfect Bond?
 
2013-01-07 06:30:28 PM
Doh! I should have looked at more than that one picture.
 
2013-01-07 06:30:57 PM
Did they get all the Bonds? Woody Allen? Peter Sellers?
 
2013-01-07 06:47:22 PM
I don't like the one that drops to his knees. Makes him seem too defensive, though admittedly the one standing perfectly upright seems over-confident.
 
2013-01-07 07:50:41 PM

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Here, have an exploding pen to soothe your massive case of fanboy butthurt.


Fanboy? I do not think that means what you think it means.
 
2013-01-07 08:46:47 PM
Looks like a younger Walter Matthau to me...
 
2013-01-07 09:28:37 PM

DjangoStonereaver: [images.starpulse.com image 200x203]

"Looks nothing like me."

/Actually, it kind of does a little.


www.drfunkenberry.com
 
2013-01-07 10:45:01 PM
Daniel Craig is a shiatty bond
 
2013-01-07 11:10:42 PM
i.imgur.com

Your move, 007.
 
2013-01-08 01:39:29 AM

Fano: Lokasenna: Calling the next one now: Doctor Who.

\Couldn't actually think of any other character with enough actors to be useful.
\\Jason Voorhees, but that wouldn't require much effort.
\\\Unless you went for a morph of his various masks.

Sherlock Holmes, Dracula, Superman, hamlet...


Robin Hood, Al Capone, Frankenstein, Tarzan ....
 
2013-01-08 03:50:07 AM
Walter Matthau
 
2013-01-08 04:01:01 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-08 05:47:11 AM
Ooo, ooo, now morph all the Bond girls! Surely we'll derive a beauty so enchanting we'll need never fap again.

/Then the Who companions, by gender.
//Trek captains?
 
2013-01-08 08:13:25 AM

ArkAngel: AdamK: Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif

Brosnan's is the best

Craig's is maybe the worst

Brosnan's is probably the best. But the worst is whoever held it with two hands. Looks so awkward


Rodger Moore I think that is.
 
2013-01-08 01:31:58 PM

HotWingAgenda: ArkAngel: AdamK: Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif

Brosnan's is the best

Craig's is maybe the worst

Brosnan's is probably the best. But the worst is whoever held it with two hands. Looks so awkward

I think that was Moore.  Objectively, his was the best.  He got centered on-target quickest, with his weight solidly on both feet, and both hands on the gun instead of flailing his left hand around like a fairy.  He gets bonus points for not blindly squeezing off a shot like the others; as a spy, Bond would know better than to make a loud bang unless he has no option.


Given the size of the PPK, I'd say that it's actually not to hard to fire one handed. He may have been technically sound, especially compared to everyone else, but you forgot the rule of cool.
 
2013-01-08 02:19:15 PM
Ward Cleaver?
 
2013-01-08 08:32:00 PM

Rufus_T_Firefly: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi2hyAJcD1qbc06uo1_500.gif


Brosnan's is probably the best, most Bond-like of all of them. He turns and fires in one quick, smooth motion.

Craig's in "Quantum of Solace" was the worst. Like he said to the director "Look, I've got to take an epic shiat in a few minutes, so let's make this quick."
 
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