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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   If you buy $300 worth of crack cocaine, don't call the police after you've smoked more than half of it and suddenly regret your purchase   (cleveland.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-07 03:20:37 PM
"don't call police"

It sounds like those police did him a solid. They didn't arrest him and entangle him with court bullshiat. They got him to a place where he could get help.
 
2013-01-07 03:28:10 PM
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2013-01-07 04:51:03 PM

farkingismybusiness: [t3.gstatic.com image 272x185]


Over in two. Kill the lights on your way out.
 
2013-01-07 05:15:50 PM
The police took the man to University Hospitals for a psychiatric evaluation. The man agreed to be taken to the hospital.

That's by far the most shocking part of the story, sadly.
 
2013-01-07 06:10:35 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: "don't call police"

It sounds like those police did him a solid. They didn't arrest him and entangle him with court bullshiat. They got him to a place where he could get help.


the power for police to use their better judgement needs to b restored. seems like too often their hands are tied and they would get in trouble, when using common old school sense would be just fine.
 
2013-01-07 06:12:18 PM
Handle your shiat, Fabius, please...
 
2013-01-07 06:13:30 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: "don't call police"

It sounds like those police did him a solid. They didn't arrest him and entangle him with court bullshiat. They got him to a place where he could get help.


I'm pretty sure a prosecutor is going to be charging him soon.
 
2013-01-07 06:13:31 PM
FARK: the police actually helped him
 
2013-01-07 06:13:35 PM
What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2013-01-07 06:14:53 PM
Lightweight.

i.imgur.com

That's only like, two rocks of crack.
 
2013-01-07 06:19:59 PM
I wonder if the police told him that every little thing crack does is magic.
 
2013-01-07 06:24:56 PM
he has no idea how to smoke crack properly... what a boring night! he could have tried selling it on Crisgalist, and had an undercover cop, a helicopter, a news team, a foot chase over a freeway with oncoming traffic, then hid under some trees in a suburban neighborhood, and topped the night off with a few hops over some fences and landing face down in a driveway 4 feet from his own house with a dog gnawing on his leg.... what a dummy. no wonder they took him to the loony bin.
 
2013-01-07 07:17:33 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: FARK: the police actually helped him


This
 
2013-01-07 07:34:31 PM
This story is kind of sad... hope this person gets their head together. They are in a good place for it though, Northeast OH has a ton of support options for people who want to get sober.
 
2013-01-07 07:44:11 PM
two crocks of rack


CRACK cocaine!!!
nom nom nomo on
 
2013-01-07 07:47:46 PM
Am I imagining things or are submitters getting stupider?
 
2013-01-07 08:04:30 PM
They should reward the police with this being less paperwork than any other case disposition. That's always appreciated.
 
2013-01-07 08:39:28 PM

carnifex2005: Lightweight.

[i.imgur.com image 500x367]

That's only like, two rocks of crack.


Came for this. Leaving kind of jumpy, sweaty, and unusually paranoid.
 
2013-01-08 01:49:29 AM
Cleveland Heights police received a call the morning of Dec. 20 from the man who said he had about $100 worth of the crack remaining and he wanted to give it to police.

Dissatisfied with the quality maybe? Write to The Consumerist!
 
2013-01-08 08:51:14 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Am I imagining things or are submitters getting stupider?


most of the smart ones followed Will Wheaton to reddit.. sorry
 
2013-01-08 01:33:55 PM

carnifex2005:
That's only like, two rocks of crack.


Right now we're running a two for one special.
 
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