Kim Kardashian lets Kanye finish, Lovie Smith sacked faster than Jay Cutler, and Kobe gives away the bride to record an assist: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/30 - 1/5
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Those of you who were out might have missed our congratulations thread for our Headline of the Year winners last Friday. Well done to all of them.
For the rest, hrere are the best from last week.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-12-30 to Sat 2013-01-05:
110% of statisticians would like to see better use of statistics in 2013
NYC mayor blames crime increase on iPhone thefts, recommends deterring robberies by telling crooks that your wireless provider is AT&T
Fiat builds a monster truck by putting its "Panda" body on a Jeep CJ7 chassis. All it needs to be street legal is a huge pair of truck nuts, a gun rack, and "No Fat Chicks" bumpersticker
Chavez conscious, still able to fight off pillow
New BBC documentary reveals what Neil Armstrong actually saiYOU SHOULD KILL US ALL ON SIGHTd
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Aristotle sex manual banned for 200 years to be auctioned. Disappointingly not entitled "Aristotle: Full Throttle"
School administration reverses decision to not allow Elvis musical at school. However students will only be allowed to dance from the waist up
Man dies climbing abroad. This is why short people shouldn't date tall people
Over 1 million Britons have been plagued by vomiting and diarrhea this winter. This is not an article about cuisine
After quake, only six inches wash up on Vancouver shore. At least it wasn't a foot
Ambassador to Colombia resigns after Christmas embassy orgy ends with whores stealing phones, laptops and pooping on the desks. Sounds like a typical Farc party to me
Much like Jay Cutler, Lovie Smith has been sacked
Phil Jackson is engaged to Lakers owner's daughter Jeanie Buss. Kobe Bryant will give away the bride so he can finally be credited with an assist
Chip Kelly, currently a Duck, formerly a Wildcat, and on the verge of being a Dawg, might just be an Eagle instead. Platypus
Inexpensive card-sized device runs 50 blood tests in seconds. We're gonna figure out which one of us is human and which of us is the Thing
Projectile vomiting machine nicknamed "Vomiting Larry" helps scientists study norovirus, gives emetophiliacs something to put on their Christmas lists
Britain's Royal Mail will be releasing Doctor Who stamps to commemorate the show's 50th anniversary, expect stamps featuring the Fourth Doctor and the Tenth Doctor to go for an overinflated price compared to what they're really worth
Katie Holmes' Broadway show run turns out to be shorter than Tom
Kim Kardashian let Kanye finish
Hulk Hogan refiles $100 million lawsuit against Gawker for leaking his sex tape, wants them to know exactly how it feels when it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside
Clinton discharged. This is not a repeat from 1998
Michigan and Virginia pass backdoor abortion restrictions. Heck, I didn't think you could even get pregnant that way
House sustains its Boehner
UK economy may face sluggish "Groundhog Year" in... this seems oddly familiar
Apple's Paris store robbed of $1.3 million in goods on New Year's Eve. In other news, a Microsoft store was broken into on New Year's Day and $90,000 worth of merchandise was angrily returned
Female IT grads can now expect to earn more money than their male counterparts in 2013. Yes, IT departments will now pay almost anything just to actually see a woman
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