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(BBC)   Hobbiatchased off by chainsaw-wielding lunatic   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 64
    More: Repeat, The Hobbit, Tobe Hooper, Zero Dark Thirty, British Board of Film Classification, Leatherface, Trey Songz, chain saws, Les Miserables  
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2013-01-07 12:46:24 PM  
Upvoted due to filter pwnage.
 
2013-01-07 12:47:49 PM  
Um, yeah, oopsie.

/stubmitter
 
2013-01-07 01:02:24 PM  

Joelogon: Um, yeah, oopsie.

/stubmitter


Love it.
 
2013-01-07 01:40:32 PM  

Joelogon: Um, yeah, oopsie.

/stubmitter


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 02:06:13 PM  
2013 Fark Filter PWNage Of The Year Candidate.
 
2013-01-07 02:13:46 PM  
I was Hobbiatchslapped once

/little short lady
 
2013-01-07 03:08:13 PM  
We don't hate the filter, we love every minute of it.
 
2013-01-07 03:08:25 PM  
Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the filter.
 
2013-01-07 03:08:33 PM  
I hope someone got a recording of this, and they add it to the movie, as it could use any action.
 
2013-01-07 03:08:44 PM  

Joelogon: Um, yeah, oopsie.

/stubmitter sumbitter


Pet peeve.
 
2013-01-07 03:08:48 PM  
Hobbiatch please.
 
2013-01-07 03:09:38 PM  
Bilbo got 99 problems, but hobbiatch aint one of 'em.
 
2013-01-07 03:10:34 PM  
Hobbiatch stole my fish.
 
2013-01-07 03:13:20 PM  

TheOther: Bilbo got 99 problems, but hobbiatch aint one of 'em.


I guess YOU never heard of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.
 
2013-01-07 03:19:00 PM  
Oh, filter... I love you so good.
 
2013-01-07 03:19:28 PM  
Just like this thread, but without the forced headline: http://www.fark.com/comments/7520805/Leatherface-slaughters-box-office -competition-leaving-Hobbits-Djangos-bread-thieves-in-his-wake
 
2013-01-07 03:20:14 PM  
Sat through the Hobbit, what a drawn out yawner of a movie. Walked out of Django after 22 minutes-too sadistic. Saw the Billy Crystal/Bette Midler movie-eh-nothing worth mentioning. Not going to see the Ol' Chainsaw gore-a-rama fest. Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen.
 
2013-01-07 03:20:15 PM  
I thought chainsaws was for deadites
 
2013-01-07 03:20:38 PM  

Hack Patooey: Hobbiatch stole my fish precioussss

.

FTFY.
 
2013-01-07 03:21:59 PM  

dittybopper: Hack Patooey: Hobbiatch stole my fish precioussss.

FTFY.


DOH! I can't believe I missed the obvious joke. +1 intarwebs for you.
 
2013-01-07 03:22:07 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Joelogon: Um, yeah, oopsie.

/stubmitter sumbitter sumbiatcher

Pet peeve.


/peet pev
 
2013-01-07 03:25:23 PM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk I was Hobbiatchslapped once

So, a slap to the junk?
 
2013-01-07 03:28:01 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Joelogon: Um, yeah, oopsie.

/stubmitter sumbitter

Pet peeve.

Fark you. I'd never make such an obvious mistake in my headlines.

/which probably explains why I haven't had a green in six years
 
2013-01-07 03:28:29 PM  

Kyro: Joelogon: Um, yeah, oopsie.

/stubmitter


Ive missed seeing your spiderman posts.

...Ive been hanging out on the Gunboards forums instead. Those people have NO sense of humor.
 
2013-01-07 03:28:43 PM  

Artist: Sat through the Hobbit, what a drawn out yawner of a movie. Walked out of Django after 22 minutes-too sadistic. Saw the Billy Crystal/Bette Midler movie-eh-nothing worth mentioning. Not going to see the Ol' Chainsaw gore-a-rama fest. Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen.


If you think Django was sadistic in the 1st 22 minutes, it's a really good thing you didn't see the rest of the film.

/You missed a great performance by Sam Jackson, though.
 
2013-01-07 03:29:33 PM  
Hobbiatchased? Is that what happens when you don't pay your hooker and she starts chasing you around?
 
2013-01-07 03:32:02 PM  

Whatthefark: Hobbiatchased? Is that what happens when you don't pay your hooker and she starts chasing you around?


I usually pay extra for that.
 
2013-01-07 03:33:43 PM  
Tyrone Slothrop-hhhhmmmmmmm.....maybe on the inerwebs I can youse tubes Sam Jackson's performance? Oh, and I did see and like Pulp Fiction-so Tarantino's work is somewhat familiar. Been told I should see Kill Bill.
 
2013-01-07 03:37:13 PM  
I was wondering if it might be wither Tucker or Dale, I was wrong
 
2013-01-07 03:42:46 PM  
Submitters like this are toxic until they learn they need every biatchecked. This hitting without previewing is nonsensical.
 
2013-01-07 03:48:24 PM  

Artist: Sat through the Hobbit, what a drawn out yawner of a movie. Walked out of Django after 22 minutes-too sadistic. Saw the Billy Crystal/Bette Midler movie-eh-nothing worth mentioning. Not going to see the Ol' Chainsaw gore-a-rama fest. Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen.


Your post and user name scream "hipster".
 
2013-01-07 03:48:49 PM  
That's what you get for submitting when the weather is a bit chilly.
 
2013-01-07 03:48:55 PM  

Rev.K: 2013 Fark Filter PWNage Of The Year Candidate.


Bahahaha!!!
 
2013-01-07 03:49:56 PM  

Cybernetic: That's what you get for submitting when the weather is a bit chilly.


Whoa. The filter should have caught that. Why didn't it?
 
2013-01-07 03:52:13 PM  

Cybernetic: Cybernetic: That's what you get for submitting when the weather is a bit chilly.

Whoa. The filter should have caught that. Why didn't it?


My guess is the spacing between the words foiled the filter, but what do I know? :-D
 
2013-01-07 03:54:18 PM  

SimonSnAkeYeS: Submitters like this are toxic until they learn they need every biatchecked. This hitting without previewing is nonsensical.


You should consider your own abilities before you force that ethic unto others
 
2013-01-07 03:55:09 PM  

Artist: Sat through the Hobbit, what a drawn out yawner of a movie. Walked out of Django after 22 minutes-too sadistic. Saw the Billy Crystal/Bette Midler movie-eh-nothing worth mentioning. Not going to see the Ol' Chainsaw gore-a-rama fest. Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen.



Holy farking shiat, you are so god damn cool.
 
2013-01-07 03:58:02 PM  

Cybernetic: That's what you get for submitting when the weather is a bit chilly.


You just have to type carefully and slowly. Don't rush it.
 
2013-01-07 04:05:07 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Upvoted due to filter pwnage.


Times two.
 
2013-01-07 04:06:28 PM  

sumbitter: dj_spanmaster: Joelogon: Um, yeah, oopsie.

/stubmitter sumbitter

Pet peeve.
Fark you. I'd never make such an obvious mistake in my headlines.

/which probably explains why I haven't had a green in six years


ah, well then, that makes me feel better- thanks for sharing
 
2013-01-07 04:12:05 PM  

SimonSnAkeYeS: Submitters like this are toxic until they learn they need every biatchecked. This hitting without previewing is nonsensical.


Previewing won't prevent you from getting filter pwnd since the filter doesn't kick in until after the submit button is clicked.
 
2013-01-07 04:13:04 PM  

Artist: Sat through the Hobbit, what a drawn out yawner of a movie. Walked out of Django after 22 minutes-too sadistic. Saw the Billy Crystal/Bette Midler movie-eh-nothing worth mentioning. Not going to see the Ol' Chainsaw gore-a-rama fest. Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen.


Dude, you should seriously consider rentals or Netflix.

Or, if you want to light your money on fire, just send it to me and I'll save you the trouble of walking out of movies.
 
2013-01-07 04:13:18 PM  
Ed Gein was not a serial killer.
 
2013-01-07 04:13:21 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Artist: Sat through the Hobbit, what a drawn out yawner of a movie. Walked out of Django after 22 minutes-too sadistic. Saw the Billy Crystal/Bette Midler movie-eh-nothing worth mentioning. Not going to see the Ol' Chainsaw gore-a-rama fest. Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen.

If you think Django was sadistic in the 1st 22 minutes, it's a really good thing you didn't see the rest of the film.

/You missed a great performance by Sam Jackson, though.


He also missed Jamie Foxx's junk, which he probably would've enjoyed.
 
2013-01-07 04:14:33 PM  

srtpointman: Ed Gein was not a serial killer.


Indeed he wasn't.
 
2013-01-07 04:16:50 PM  

Hack Patooey: Whatthefark: Hobbiatchased? Is that what happens when you don't pay your hooker and she starts chasing you around?

I usually pay extra for that.


web.mit.edu
 
2013-01-07 04:32:15 PM  
To be fair, the Chainsaw movie does look better than the Hobbit.
 
2013-01-07 04:41:55 PM  
For a three hour movie that is 99% singing, it's interesting to see Les Mis hit such box office numbers.
 
2013-01-07 04:42:44 PM  

gunga galunga: For a three hour movie that is 99% singing, it's interesting to see Les Mis hit such box office numbers.


Was expecting filter pownage here, too.
 
2013-01-07 05:02:20 PM  

gunga galunga: gunga galunga: For a three hour movie that is 99% singing, it's interesting to see Les Mis hit such box office numbers.

Was expecting filter pownage here, too.


I expected the same with mine. Apparently the filter either doesn't ignore a space between words, or the mods here have made an exception for this common letter/space combination.

Some exceptions like that are necessary. For example, I've posted before on a computer forum where people have discussed products from the brand Matsushiata, or you could have food threads might be about shiattakke mushrooms. I've also seen forums that filter the word "dick", which was annoying when discussing anybody whose nickname was Dick, yet fitting when discussing the previous vice president of the United States.
 
2013-01-07 05:03:13 PM  

gunga galunga: gunga galunga: For a three hour movie that is 99% singing, it's interesting to see Les Mis hit such box office numbers.

Was expecting filter pownage here, too.


Les Mishiat

Just testing a theory as to whether it's the space between the words is foiling the filter.
 
2013-01-07 05:04:20 PM  

gunga galunga: gunga galunga: For a three hour movie that is 99% singing, it's interesting to see Les Mis hit such box office numbers.

Was expecting filter pownage here, too.


Look at my previous posting, My theory as to why it wasn't pwnd was correct.
 
2013-01-07 05:04:21 PM  

SomethingToDo: SimonSnAkeYeS: Submitters like this are toxic until they learn they need every biatchecked. This hitting without previewing is nonsensical.

You should consider your own abilities before you force that ethic unto others


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 05:08:05 PM  
My favorite filter pwnage has always been the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier,coont6.
 
2013-01-07 05:09:22 PM  
Are we completely certain the filter applies to headlines? I suspect a clever ruse.

/If I disappear, it's because I was right.
 
2013-01-07 05:51:31 PM  
Subby, as someone who has been the victim of filter pwnage in the past, I mean this with all due respect...

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 06:06:12 PM  

Rezurok: SomethingToDo: SimonSnAkeYeS: Submitters like this are toxic until they learn they need every biatchecked. This hitting without previewing is nonsensical.

You should consider your own abilities before you force that ethic unto others

[i.imgur.com image 452x339]


Apparently, my post'shiat a nerve. I feel a biatchastened.
 
2013-01-07 06:38:09 PM  
Awwwwwwwwwwww....boo hooo......I'm a hipster!!!!!! Check and see how long I've been here. Oh, and I'm female. I am an artist, painter, great gallery representation. Not here much, busy in my studio. Yeah, I go to movies, yeah, I have opions.
 
2013-01-07 08:16:03 PM  
Best filterpwn in the headline since Biatchmas.

/Merry Biatchmas everybody, Whore, Whore, Whore
 
2013-01-07 08:38:43 PM  

Artist: Sat through the Hobbit, what a drawn out yawner of a movie. Walked out of Django after 22 minutes-too sadistic. Saw the Billy Crystal/Bette Midler movie-eh-nothing worth mentioning. Not going to see the Ol' Chainsaw gore-a-rama fest. Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen.


You seem fun.
 
2013-01-07 11:02:08 PM  

Artist: Awwwwwwwwwwww....boo hooo......I'm a hipster!!!!!! Check and see how long I've been here. Oh, and I'm female. I am an artist, painter, great gallery representation. Not here much, busy in my studio. Yeah, I go to movies, yeah, I have opions.


Any time
Including results for opinions.
Do you want results only for opions?
 
2013-01-07 11:28:50 PM  

Artist: Sat through the Hobbit, what a drawn out yawner of a movie. Walked out of Django after 22 minutes-too sadistic. Saw the Billy Crystal/Bette Midler movie-eh-nothing worth mentioning. Not going to see the Ol' Chainsaw gore-a-rama fest. Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen.


So uh... what are your thoughts on Les Mis?

Artist: Oh, and I'm female.


and would you want to discuss them over... say... craft beer?
 
2013-01-07 11:37:36 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: gunga galunga: gunga galunga: For a three hour movie that is 99% singing, it's interesting to see Les Mis hit such box office numbers.

Was expecting filter pownage here, too.

Look at my previous posting, My theory as to why it wasn't pwnd was correct.


Your theory? Hey, I posted about it a minute before and will take the Boobies credit here. :P
 
2013-01-08 04:37:52 AM  

NameDot: Artist: Awwwwwwwwwwww....boo hooo......I'm a hipster!!!!!! Check and see how long I've been here. Oh, and I'm female. I am an artist, painter, great gallery representation. Not here much, busy in my studio. Yeah, I go to movies, yeah, I have opions.

Any time
Including results for opinions.
Do you want results only for opions?


I have opions too, and sometimes I wear them on my belt.
 
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