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(SeattlePI)   Good news: Mexico's consistently incorrect Grand Warlock predicts a new war in the Middle East   (seattlepi.com) divider line 24
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2013-01-07 12:45:15 PM
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Always wondered what he did after the Christmas season was over.
 
2013-01-07 01:27:05 PM
On tap for 2013, according to the Grand Warlock: a new war in the Middle East, chaos in Venezuela and a tough year for Obama.

I predict that water will remain wet for the foreseeable future.

REVERE ME!!!
 
2013-01-07 02:50:32 PM
More importantly, who did he predict will win tonight, 'Bama or ND?
 
2013-01-07 02:50:46 PM
Uh...when has there NOT been a war in the Middle East?
 
2013-01-07 02:52:28 PM

Metaluna Mutant: Uh...when has there NOT been a war in the Middle East?


He's got to get at least one right every year.
 
2013-01-07 02:57:56 PM
I just want to know how cool it would be to have "Grand Warlock" on your resume.
 
2013-01-07 02:58:18 PM
Came here to mention that predicting "a war" in the Middle East is not exactly pushing the envelope. I see it has been covered.

/the only safer prediction is multiple wars.
 
2013-01-07 02:59:06 PM
Despite Vazquez's consistently incorrect record of prognostication, dozens of journalists swarmed Mexico City's press club on Friday for the Grand Warlock's latest round of predictions

I think I see the problem.
 
2013-01-07 02:59:44 PM
Say what you will, he makes a damn good VG.
www.paradoxplaza.com
 
2013-01-07 03:04:48 PM
I predict continuing tensions between Israel and Palestine.

I predict Fox news will say many stupid things.

I predict the aging, rural America will believe many stupid things.

/I guess it's not as amazing when the predictions come true.
 
2013-01-07 03:05:00 PM
This farking clown is featured on Mexican TV pretty often making bullshiat predictions about local celebrities with the usual obvious cold readings. I don't anybody bothers to check his "record" at the end of the year and they still listen to him.

They should listen to me instead, I predicted Kim Kardashian's marriage failing. KNEEL DOWN MORTALS!
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2013-01-07 03:07:25 PM

JorgiX: This farking clown is featured on Mexican TV pretty often making bullshiat predictions about local celebrities with the usual obvious cold readings. I don't think anyone bothers to check his "record" at the end of the year and they still listen to him.

They should listen to me instead, I predicted Kim Kardashian's marriage failing. KNEEL DOWN MORTALS!
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FTFM
 
2013-01-07 03:19:49 PM
I suggest that this guy has not broken his string of blown predictions.

There will not be a new war in the Middle East.

There will be a resumption of any number of old unresolved wars currently enjoying a strategic ceasefire or reduction of intensity for the purposes of re-arming.

He is technically incorrect. The best kind of incorrect.
 
2013-01-07 03:19:54 PM
He looks like a guy I have to deal with at the post office a rather unplesent fellow I may add.
 
2013-01-07 03:23:49 PM

plausdeny: I suggest that this guy has not broken his string of blown predictions.

There will not be a new war in the Middle East.

There will be a resumption of any number of old unresolved wars currently enjoying a strategic ceasefire or reduction of intensity for the purposes of re-arming.

He is technically incorrect. The best kind of incorrect.


Number one would be proud...

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/We kept it grey.
 
2013-01-07 03:26:33 PM
www.haikosfilmlexikon.de
 
2013-01-07 03:38:52 PM
Oh, Charlie Sheen, you so crazy.
 
2013-01-07 04:08:44 PM
One of the regional Great Warlocks should challenge him for the position, assuming they have enough experience points to reach Level 16.
 
2013-01-07 04:12:39 PM

PirateKing: [www.haikosfilmlexikon.de image 320x222]


That movie was so awful it became amusing again.
 
2013-01-07 04:57:24 PM
Well, if he is wrong then then that is good news for everyone. Unless the syria conflict turns into an international problem if they go after turkey.
 
2013-01-07 05:53:27 PM
That's like saying some fish will die sometime this year. There is always a new war going on in the middle east. Tribes haven't stopped fighting for hundreds if not thousands of years.
 
2013-01-07 06:07:25 PM
I am psychic, and predict there will be a coup d'état in an African country this year.
 
2013-01-07 07:19:54 PM
THe good news is when 5.2 drops, he'll finally be able to Curse people with green Fel fire.
 
2013-01-07 09:04:31 PM
I was expecting...

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