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(NYPost)   Heidi Klum says she likes to get freaky and "experimental" in bed and loves to wear costumes to get "wild and crazy"   (nypost.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-07 03:13:58 PM  
8 votes:
My last girlfriend liked to get experimental. Sadly, I was in the control group.
2013-01-07 01:12:02 PM  
3 votes:
grizzlybomb.com
2013-01-07 02:57:57 PM  
2 votes:
So I'm guessing Seal had enough the night she busted out the overseer outfit and whip and tossed him the shackles.

Or maybe that's how they met. I dunno.
2013-01-07 02:41:43 PM  
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

Just so you guys know what is required out the gate.


I might stand a chance. I'm a huge tool.
2013-01-07 02:31:58 PM  
2 votes:
1957timecapsule.files.wordpress.com
bradley.chattablogs.com
2013-01-07 12:45:12 PM  
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: Mentalpatient87: This. Every time some actress has some thing to promote she suddenly has a fetish she HAS to share with the world. Works every time.

Or it could be actresses make the rounds from press junket to press junket, talk show to talk show and so on that somewhere stuff just gets said to one or two people.

But keep in mind Heidi has never been been modest when talking about her sex life or love to find any excuse to wear outlandish costumes whether it's for the paparazzi or a party of one.


Yeah yeah, and Kate Upton likes girls, Cameron Diaz doesn't wear panties, and as soon as she lands he next big role Sofia Vegara will tell us all about how she gave Al Bundy a Rusty Venture...

Yawn. Rinse. Repeat.
2013-01-07 12:35:21 PM  
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

Just so you guys know what is required out the gate.


No worries here then.

/I don't go to the gym. :(
2013-01-07 06:08:27 PM  
1 votes:
i407.photobucket.com
2013-01-07 04:27:52 PM  
1 votes:

calm like a bomb: dj_spanmaster: Short CSB: Our local favorite bar knows us both really well. One day I head in there as the GF's coming out, and the bartender tells me it's free of charge all week, thanks to the GF's excellent "skills" (with a wink). The bartender couldn't walk very well for an hour or so. It never was explicitly stated what happened.
The It's-All-Okay Bonus: The bartender's a woman.
\ end CSB

Oh, fark you, you magnificent, lucky bastard.


I'm jealous too. Free booze ...
2013-01-07 03:30:48 PM  
1 votes:

SnakeLee: PirateKing: My last girlfriend liked to get experimental. Sadly, I was in the control group.

The thing not to do is whine like "oh you did this for that guy but not me!"  You go "ooh let's put on Wild Things, I know you love that movie" and then bring up one of her friends who you think is hot.  Even if you get what you want from whining, it won't be as good as if you get them to set everything up enthusiastically.  It took a few tries for me to figure out that lesson, but that is the way to go.


Oh, I didn't have any problems with that, just that I found all the documentation and peer review sort of killed the mood. Plus they kept making microscope jokes.

:(
2013-01-07 03:14:24 PM  
1 votes:

Nurglitch: I'm all for experiementation, but now I can only get an erection if I'm chained to a giant typewriter.


wow... the strength your member must have to overcome the gravity of an Underwood!
2013-01-07 03:10:42 PM  
1 votes:
I'm all for experiementation, but now I can only get an erection if I'm chained to a giant typewriter.
2013-01-07 02:54:38 PM  
1 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-01-07 02:26:40 PM  
1 votes:

M-G: I've got that "looks like you blew a seal" joke in my head now....


i.qkme.me
2013-01-07 01:44:30 PM  
1 votes:
So SHE puts on the robe and wizard hat?

Well that's going to take some getting used too.
2013-01-07 01:35:05 PM  
1 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-01-07 01:04:50 PM  
1 votes:
when a girl says she likes to get "experimental" in bed, the man usually thinks hes pickling cucumbers in her meat drawer while he pushes his push pop into her butt place.

usually she actually means she wants to do that stuff to you.
2013-01-07 12:53:45 PM  
1 votes:
I've seen some films about what those German chicks are into.
2013-01-07 12:33:54 PM  
1 votes:
www.fashionfame.com

If this is the kind of dress up we're talking about, then how about no....
2013-01-07 12:31:19 PM  
1 votes:
I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

Just so you guys know what is required out the gate.
2013-01-07 12:28:42 PM  
1 votes:
Fark me.

No, seriously, fark me!
2013-01-07 12:27:01 PM  
1 votes:
All I got from this is that she's vanilla as hell in bed but needs to sell some product.
2013-01-07 12:26:43 PM  
1 votes:
Oh will you look at that, Season Premiere of Project Runway January 24, what a coincidence!
M-G
2013-01-07 12:26:36 PM  
1 votes:
I've got that "looks like you blew a seal" joke in my head now....
2013-01-07 12:26:21 PM  
1 votes:
just not with you, or me, or anyone like us.
2013-01-07 12:25:54 PM  
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: I was gonna ask for pics, but YodaBlues ruined it.


Listen, if a Hot Shots Part Deux reference ruins it, you weren't really into it anyway.

/Bungie Jumping?!
2013-01-07 12:24:07 PM  
1 votes:
i338.photobucket.com
2013-01-07 12:22:41 PM  
1 votes:
movieactors.com
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