KatjaMouse: I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.Just so you guys know what is required out the gate.
KatjaMouse: Mentalpatient87: This. Every time some actress has some thing to promote she suddenly has a fetish she HAS to share with the world. Works every time.Or it could be actresses make the rounds from press junket to press junket, talk show to talk show and so on that somewhere stuff just gets said to one or two people.But keep in mind Heidi has never been been modest when talking about her sex life or love to find any excuse to wear outlandish costumes whether it's for the paparazzi or a party of one.
calm like a bomb: dj_spanmaster: Short CSB: Our local favorite bar knows us both really well. One day I head in there as the GF's coming out, and the bartender tells me it's free of charge all week, thanks to the GF's excellent "skills" (with a wink). The bartender couldn't walk very well for an hour or so. It never was explicitly stated what happened.The It's-All-Okay Bonus: The bartender's a woman.\ end CSBOh, fark you, you magnificent, lucky bastard.
SnakeLee: PirateKing: My last girlfriend liked to get experimental. Sadly, I was in the control group.The thing not to do is whine like "oh you did this for that guy but not me!" You go "ooh let's put on Wild Things, I know you love that movie" and then bring up one of her friends who you think is hot. Even if you get what you want from whining, it won't be as good as if you get them to set everything up enthusiastically. It took a few tries for me to figure out that lesson, but that is the way to go.
Nurglitch: I'm all for experiementation, but now I can only get an erection if I'm chained to a giant typewriter.
M-G: I've got that "looks like you blew a seal" joke in my head now....
R.A.Danny: I was gonna ask for pics, but YodaBlues ruined it.
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