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(NYPost)   Heidi Klum says she likes to get freaky and "experimental" in bed and loves to wear costumes to get "wild and crazy"   (nypost.com) divider line 106
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2013-01-07 12:22:41 PM
movieactors.com
...Go on...
 
2013-01-07 12:23:02 PM
Well then. I'll get the latex catsuit ready, just in case.
 
2013-01-07 12:23:13 PM
a sex tape would go further to prove your prowess then empty words

i want a time machine so I can go back to when she stared in all of those SI swimsuit issues and use modern science and tehnology to convince her that I am a wizard and that she should spend the next 5 year5s topless with her perfect bewbs in my face...
 
2013-01-07 12:23:17 PM
Anal with a toilet plunger?
 
2013-01-07 12:23:20 PM
I was gonna ask for pics, but YodaBlues ruined it.
 
2013-01-07 12:24:07 PM
i338.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 12:24:58 PM
That sounds like a lot of effort. Can't we just do it?
 
2013-01-07 12:25:54 PM

R.A.Danny: I was gonna ask for pics, but YodaBlues ruined it.


Listen, if a Hot Shots Part Deux reference ruins it, you weren't really into it anyway.

/Bungie Jumping?!
 
2013-01-07 12:26:21 PM
just not with you, or me, or anyone like us.
 
M-G
2013-01-07 12:26:36 PM
I've got that "looks like you blew a seal" joke in my head now....
 
2013-01-07 12:26:43 PM
Oh will you look at that, Season Premiere of Project Runway January 24, what a coincidence!
 
2013-01-07 12:27:01 PM
All I got from this is that she's vanilla as hell in bed but needs to sell some product.
 
2013-01-07 12:27:03 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: a sex tape would go further to prove your prowess then empty words


Empty words, spent a week with her once
 
2013-01-07 12:28:20 PM
Does she have a movie coming out?
 
2013-01-07 12:28:42 PM
Fark me.

No, seriously, fark me!
 
2013-01-07 12:29:20 PM
The upshot of going high maintenance.

Where's the actual story here?
 
2013-01-07 12:30:26 PM

Znuh: Well then. I'll get the latex catsuit ready, just in case.


Your gonna look awful silly in that...
 
2013-01-07 12:31:19 PM
I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

Just so you guys know what is required out the gate.
 
2013-01-07 12:32:38 PM

exparrot: Znuh: Well then. I'll get the latex catsuit ready, just in case.

Your gonna look awful silly Sealy in that...


FTFY
 
2013-01-07 12:32:45 PM

jayhawk88: Oh will you look at that, Season Premiere of Project Runway January 24, what a coincidence!


This. Every time some actress has some thing to promote she suddenly has a fetish she HAS to share with the world. Works every time.
 
2013-01-07 12:33:54 PM
www.fashionfame.com

If this is the kind of dress up we're talking about, then how about no....
 
2013-01-07 12:35:21 PM

KatjaMouse: I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

Just so you guys know what is required out the gate.


No worries here then.

/I don't go to the gym. :(
 
2013-01-07 12:35:22 PM
I did nee her craptastic commercial for Walmart, where she's dancing around, tight shots on her flat mom butt, and she's trying to act 21.
 
2013-01-07 12:35:54 PM

Mentalpatient87: This. Every time some actress has some thing to promote she suddenly has a fetish she HAS to share with the world. Works every time.


Or it could be actresses make the rounds from press junket to press junket, talk show to talk show and so on that somewhere stuff just gets said to one or two people.

But keep in mind Heidi has never been been modest when talking about her sex life or love to find any excuse to wear outlandish costumes whether it's for the paparazzi or a party of one.
 
2013-01-07 12:38:42 PM

mcgreggers99: [www.fashionfame.com image 537x787]

If this is the kind of dress up we're talking about, then how about no....


On the other hand:

www.asianart.org

Ich habe die verrücktesten harten Schwanz jetzt.
 
2013-01-07 12:45:12 PM

KatjaMouse: Mentalpatient87: This. Every time some actress has some thing to promote she suddenly has a fetish she HAS to share with the world. Works every time.

Or it could be actresses make the rounds from press junket to press junket, talk show to talk show and so on that somewhere stuff just gets said to one or two people.

But keep in mind Heidi has never been been modest when talking about her sex life or love to find any excuse to wear outlandish costumes whether it's for the paparazzi or a party of one.


Yeah yeah, and Kate Upton likes girls, Cameron Diaz doesn't wear panties, and as soon as she lands he next big role Sofia Vegara will tell us all about how she gave Al Bundy a Rusty Venture...

Yawn. Rinse. Repeat.
 
2013-01-07 12:46:30 PM

TheMaskedArmadillo: exparrot: Znuh: Well then. I'll get the latex catsuit ready, just in case.

Your gonna look awful silly Sealy in that...

FTFY


LOL'd twice, both well done :D
 
2013-01-07 12:51:23 PM
pbs.twimg.com

Giggity.
 
2013-01-07 12:51:23 PM
People that say they'll "never get married again" ALWAYS get married again.
 
2013-01-07 12:53:45 PM
I've seen some films about what those German chicks are into.
 
2013-01-07 12:56:07 PM
I can not deny or confirm that.
events.stanford.edu
 
2013-01-07 12:59:27 PM
And here I was thinking this thread would be full of pictures.

\Leaving disappointed
 
2013-01-07 01:00:35 PM

mcgreggers99: [www.fashionfame.com image 537x787]

If this is the kind of dress up we're talking about, then how about no....


Hey, if that is good enough for Jonahs Venture Jr., it is good enough for you!
 
2013-01-07 01:03:30 PM
1-ps.googleusercontent.com

tie me up and pee on me...
 
2013-01-07 01:04:50 PM
when a girl says she likes to get "experimental" in bed, the man usually thinks hes pickling cucumbers in her meat drawer while he pushes his push pop into her butt place.

usually she actually means she wants to do that stuff to you.
 
2013-01-07 01:06:59 PM
The My Little Pony Killer:
All I got from this is that she's vanilla as hell in bed but needs to sell some product.

Women's "kinky and experimental" tends* to be a lot tamer than men's "kinky and experimental". Granted, a happy medium should be somewhere in between "I tickled him with a feather" and "she orally serviced our Superbowl party while dressed as Amy Pond".

But god I do get sick of celebrities attention-whoring in this manner. It's just insultingly transparent, but it seems to work.

*ymmv, as always
 
2013-01-07 01:07:35 PM

mcgreggers99: [www.fashionfame.com image 537x787]

If this is the kind of dress up we're talking about, then how about no....


Came here for this. What does that say about me?
 
2013-01-07 01:10:20 PM
I had no idea she had a book coming out soon
 
2013-01-07 01:10:35 PM
I just came here to say that I have nothing to say, so that makes this not a bookmark
 
2013-01-07 01:12:02 PM
grizzlybomb.com
 
2013-01-07 01:14:40 PM

Kraftwerk Orange: [grizzlybomb.com image 500x313]


this is not really the direction I was looking for when i entered this thread.
 
2013-01-07 01:16:55 PM
Yeah yeah, and when that doesn't boost ratings enough, she'll start claiming to be bi.
 
2013-01-07 01:19:06 PM

KatjaMouse: I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

Just so you guys know what is required out the gate.


It's cool, I've got plenty of socks. Maybe i'll wrap a cucumber in tin foil just in case.
 
2013-01-07 01:20:45 PM

realmojo: [pbs.twimg.com image 484x648]

Giggity.


I don't like the looks of that belly button.
 
2013-01-07 01:23:58 PM
Dead eyes like a shark
 
2013-01-07 01:29:36 PM
No Such Agency:Women's "kinky and experimental" tends* to be a lot tamer than men's "kinky and experimental". Granted, a happy medium should be somewhere in between "I tickled him with a feather" and "she orally serviced our Superbowl party while dressed as Amy Pond"

images.wikia.com

"GO PACKERS!"
 
2013-01-07 01:35:05 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-07 01:36:17 PM

cig-mkr: I can not deny or confirm that.

events.stanford.edu

And yet is tired of her shiat.
 
2013-01-07 01:40:16 PM
someone needs attention.

ranak: Does she have a movie coming out?

 
2013-01-07 01:44:30 PM
So SHE puts on the robe and wizard hat?

Well that's going to take some getting used too.
 
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