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2013-01-07 04:46:35 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why

What else are you supposed to put on hotdogs?


Mustard, relish, and onions like any other civilized person.
 
2013-01-07 04:47:55 PM
When I was in Philly a few months ago I had a cheesesteak at Geno's and it was terrible. I then went to the bar across the street and the bartender must have overheard us biatching about how bad the sandwich was and he gave us one of their steaks on the house.

That was the best cheesesteak I ever had.

Yeah I know this story is only half relevant to the thread.
 
2013-01-07 04:49:47 PM

intotheabyss81: Didn't know his nickname was "cheese steak"
[www.officialpsds.com image 400x295]


damn that took entirely too long...
 
2013-01-07 04:52:27 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.


LOL wanna know how I know you aren't from Philly?

/they invented the damn thing.
//guess how its served, dumbass?
 
2013-01-07 04:56:12 PM

Madbassist1: Pants full of macaroni!!: Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.

LOL wanna know how I know you aren't from Philly?

/they invented the damn thing.
//guess how its served, dumbass?


With pizza sauce if they aren't a barbarian.
 
2013-01-07 04:59:49 PM

give me doughnuts: With pizza sauce if they aren't a barbarian.


LOL I stand corrected....lmao
 
2013-01-07 05:29:10 PM

FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why


I can tell you are doing it wrong already.

French fries should be served promptly out of the frier. Of course what really happens is that they end up coming out of the frier, get dumped under a heat lamp, and then some jackass who just wants to have his part of the order finished so he can dish up 5 fries for the car that just pulled up to the window shovels them into a container and dumps them in the bag, where they sit...for the next 5 minutes while Sparky in the back remembers how to make the double deluxe and tries to handle 12 other orders.

If you are lucky, the fries are warm...sort of...and ketchup is the only thing that makes them taste like anything but shiat.
 
2013-01-07 05:30:38 PM

give me doughnuts: Madbassist1: Pants full of macaroni!!: Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.

LOL wanna know how I know you aren't from Philly?

/they invented the damn thing.
//guess how its served, dumbass?

With pizza sauce if they aren't a barbarian.


Sounds more like a meatball sub, but without the meat being formed into a ball.
 
2013-01-07 05:32:07 PM

poonesfarm: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-07 05:38:18 PM

Pert: poonesfarm: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.


Goddamnit....I provided a picture with mine!! I know his comment was first, but, goddamnit, mine had a pciture!!

/leaving all pouting and shiat
/Smile.
 
2013-01-07 05:59:28 PM
I read that as Cheesecake Ruckus.

Mmmmmm... CHEESEcake...
 
2013-01-07 06:03:09 PM

give me doughnuts: Cats


give me doughnuts: Is the first album called "No Ketchup" or "No Catsup"?


No, "No Cat Soup."
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-07 06:19:17 PM

Cortez the Killer: Pert: poonesfarm: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

Goddamnit....I provided a picture with mine!! I know his comment was first, but, goddamnit, mine had a pciture!!

/leaving all pouting and shiat
/Smile.


I acknowledge the extra effort you made by hot linking an image.
 
2013-01-07 07:25:14 PM

intotheabyss81: Didn't know his nickname was "cheese steak"
[www.officialpsds.com image 400x295]


No relation. ;)
 
2013-01-07 07:45:26 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Ordone says he told the customer he's "never put ketchup on anybody's sandwich." He says Martinez got "mouthy." Martinez denies that, but Ordone admits he flew off the handle at that point.

I hope he's learned his lesson.  Fighting over ketchup is never the answer.  Of course, heinz site is 20-20.


+1 Nice.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:23 PM
looking for a new job? he should be a PHP programmer
 
2013-01-07 07:51:12 PM

FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why


Ketchup is the only food that activates all 5 of the different types of taste buds. It is awesome. I do, however, question putting it on a cheesesteak.
 
2013-01-07 08:00:45 PM
Here's a rule, if it is called a "Philly" chersesteak, don't order it.
 
2013-01-07 10:47:16 PM

Nestchick: FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why

Ketchup is the only food that activates all 5 of the different types of taste buds. It is awesome. I do, however, question putting it on a cheesesteak.


Interesting theory. That would certainly explain why my autistic sister had a love/hate relationship with it. Overstimulating the senses on a autistic is like eating a pack of pop rocks and chugging a soda to a normal person. Sure, it feels cool at first, but the after affects just aren't worth it.
 
2013-01-07 11:58:30 PM
The best sandwich IMHO was (of course) at a deli/service station near my hometown in rural Northern California. Steak strips marinated and slow cooked on a grilled kaiser with provolone and a grilled onion/pepper combo that was then dosed with an oil and vinegar sub sauce and topped with wax peppers. The Grubsteak, it was called.


/There were giants in those days...
 
2013-01-08 04:22:32 AM
Cheesesteak Ruckus should do a tour with This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb
 
2013-01-08 05:37:07 AM

jfivealive: I see mayo on the sandwich, so why didn't he just put russian dressing on there instead? Isn't that all that russian dressing is? Ketchup and Mayo? One of em has relish in it to, thats thousand island I think. Or I could have them back wards. Hold on I'll look in my fridge. Yep there's some russian dressing. Guess I'll get her some clothes!


Uhhh...
 
2013-01-08 05:40:23 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why

What else are you supposed to put on hotdogs?


Chili, mustard, onions. Alternatively, sauer kraut.
 
2013-01-08 02:53:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They'd be a great opening act for The String Cheese Incident


You just made my favorites list.
 
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