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2013-01-07 12:19:28 PM  
Is the first album called "No Ketchup" or "No Catsup"?
 
2013-01-07 12:24:51 PM  
Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
 
2013-01-07 12:26:46 PM  
Point of order: Dumbass tag NEVER trumps Florida tag
 
2013-01-07 12:28:07 PM  
♫ Five . . . five dollah . . .five dollah cheesesteak ruckus ♫
 
2013-01-07 12:43:13 PM  
I think that's Hootie's rap name.
 
2013-01-07 12:50:46 PM  

LordOfThePings: Point of order: Dumbass No tag NEVER trumps Florida tag

 
2013-01-07 01:02:18 PM  
Pics from "The Boondocks" in 3...2...
 
2013-01-07 01:05:44 PM  
Cheesesteak Ruckus probably told them "Don't trust them new footlongs over there."
 
2013-01-07 01:08:37 PM  
They'd be a great opening act for The String Cheese Incident
 
2013-01-07 01:32:35 PM  
Cheese steak rukus, throw back a bottle of beer
Cheesesteak rukus, don't serve no ketchup here!
 
2013-01-07 01:34:12 PM  
Those Big Bang Theory episode titles are really going downhill.
 
2013-01-07 01:39:07 PM  
Ordone says he told the customer he's "never put ketchup on anybody's sandwich." He says Martinez got "mouthy." Martinez denies that, but Ordone admits he flew off the handle at that point.

I hope he's learned his lesson.  Fighting over ketchup is never the answer.  Of course, heinz site is 20-20.
 
2013-01-07 01:44:23 PM  
Can you imagine the carnage if he'd asked for Miracle Whip?
 
2013-01-07 01:55:36 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Ordone says he told the customer he's "never put ketchup on anybody's sandwich." He says Martinez got "mouthy." Martinez denies that, but Ordone admits he flew off the handle at that point.

I hope he's learned his lesson.  Fighting over ketchup is never the answer.  Of course, heinz site is 20-20.


You certainly never need to hunt's for a bad pun around this place
 
2013-01-07 02:28:38 PM  
Done in two.
 
2013-01-07 02:30:57 PM  
www.unlimitedmagazine.com
Google image search often widens my perspective.
 
2013-01-07 02:34:03 PM  
lowcommitmentprojects.files.wordpress.com
No GIS is ever complete without a sandwich Mondrian
 
2013-01-07 03:39:25 PM  
With a helpful picture of what a really bad-looking sandwich looks like.

Seriously, if that's what their "cheesesteak" looks like, it's not like ketchup could make it worse.
 
2013-01-07 03:39:50 PM  
I'm sorry but this is just a little too close to my band's name, Cheesecake Ruckus. Consumers and music lovers are likely to get confused. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
 
2013-01-07 03:40:22 PM  
added to the list
 
2013-01-07 03:40:48 PM  
It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why
 
2013-01-07 03:41:42 PM  
Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.
 
2013-01-07 03:44:17 PM  
Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.
 
2013-01-07 03:44:18 PM  
Is Cheesesteak Ruckus better than WarBoner?
 
2013-01-07 03:44:24 PM  
Serious make the damn sandwich as the customer requests it , he is eating it not you, make it wrap it up and forget about it.

The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.
 
2013-01-07 03:44:25 PM  
On the other hand, the most pathetic way to name your band is after a popular Youtube search result.
 
2013-01-07 03:45:12 PM  

FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why


WTF did I just read?
 
2013-01-07 03:45:46 PM  

Brian Ryanberger: Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.


There was a special on the television a few days ago about how one company supplies all the veggies to a handful of super-big chains: Subway, Red Robin, etc. etc. Essentially the gist of the program was "anything to increase yield"; the 'lettuce' you're eating has been processed within an inch of its life.
 
2013-01-07 03:46:01 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.


^ that....
 
2013-01-07 03:48:06 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [lowcommitmentprojects.files.wordpress.com image 725x544]
No GIS is ever complete without a sandwich Mondrian


DAT ASPARAGUS
 
2013-01-07 03:48:47 PM  

abfalter: FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why

WTF did I just read?


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-07 03:49:02 PM  

grimlock1972: Serious make the damn sandwich as the customer requests it , he is eating it not you, make it wrap it up and forget about it.

The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.


Except Subway doesn't stock ketchup. Doesn't excuse the "sandwich artist" threatening physical harm though.


CSB: I submitted this yesterday with a better headline but that site had already been rejected:

Order a Cheesesteak at Subway? Fine. Ask for Ketchup on it? "Let's go! Fight Me Like a Man."
 
2013-01-07 03:51:27 PM  
WFTV reports Ordone shoved a chair to the side and told Martinez "fight me like a man."
Martinez called 911.


Ordone sounds like a buffoon and Martinez sounds like an enormous wimp. You don't have to fight him, but 911? Really?
 
2013-01-07 03:52:28 PM  

grimlock1972: Serious make the damn sandwich as the customer requests it , he is eating it not you, make it wrap it up and forget about it.

The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.


Someone's never been to Subway. No ketchup.
 
2013-01-07 03:52:41 PM  

Znuh: Brian Ryanberger: Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.

There was a special on the television a few days ago about how one company supplies all the veggies to a handful of super-big chains: Subway, Red Robin, etc. etc. Essentially the gist of the program was "anything to increase yield"; the 'lettuce' you're eating has been processed within an inch of its life.


Znuh: Brian Ryanberger: Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.

There was a special on the television a few days ago about how one company supplies all the veggies to a handful of super-big chains: Subway, Red Robin, etc. etc. Essentially the gist of the program was "anything to increase yield"; the 'lettuce' you're eating has been processed within an inch of its life.


furthermore, most of the 'meats' are turkey. pretty much. (maybe the ham is pork, but the salami, pepperoni, etc is all turkey).

/ i only eat at subway as punishment for not bringing my lunch to work.
// i quit this when i figured i could eat really well for the same price within walking distance at my work
/// unfortunately, my plan is not working, i've pretty much stopped bringing my lunch to work
//// might have to start going to subway again to get some discipline.
 
2013-01-07 03:53:28 PM  
Who's their lead singer? Blast?
28.media.tumblr.com
/i warn you, i'm a screamer
 
2013-01-07 03:56:11 PM  

grimlock1972: Serious make the damn sandwich as the customer requests it , he is eating it not you, make it wrap it up and forget about it.

The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.


The issue was that Subway doesn't stock ketchup. It's not a common topping for a sub, so I can't blame them. Not clear how it got violent from there, other than a possible nubian-moment.
 
2013-01-07 03:57:16 PM  
Cheesestake Ruckus?

www.chicagonow.com
 
2013-01-07 03:57:32 PM  

grimlock1972: The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.


Truth. I understand that cheese steaks can be serious business. Just not cheese steaks in Subway.
 
2013-01-07 03:58:31 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Can you describe the Cheesesteak Ruckus?
 
2013-01-07 03:59:39 PM  
What about mixing ketchup with Kraft dinner? ">We just really dig the taste
 
2013-01-07 04:07:58 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: With a helpful picture of what a really bad-looking sandwich looks like.

Seriously, if that's what their "cheesesteak" looks like, it's not like ketchup could make it worse.


1. ketchup does not go on a cheesesteak.
2. the further you get from Philly the worse further your cheesesteak resembles a cheesesteak.

That being said. The two worst cheesesteaks I had were in Philly. One was a inch thick piece of ribeye slapped between a kaiser roll. The other was fried so hard it was inedible.
 
2013-01-07 04:09:32 PM  
Didn't know his nickname was "cheese steak"
www.officialpsds.com
 
2013-01-07 04:10:47 PM  
I see mayo on the sandwich, so why didn't he just put russian dressing on there instead? Isn't that all that russian dressing is? Ketchup and Mayo? One of em has relish in it to, thats thousand island I think. Or I could have them back wards. Hold on I'll look in my fridge. Yep there's some russian dressing. Guess I'll get her some clothes!
 
2013-01-07 04:10:50 PM  

Brian Ryanberger: Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.


Cost, I imagine. It's hard to produce massive quantities of good quality food. If you want fresh and tasty, I'm afraid you're going to have to pay for it.
 
2013-01-07 04:11:31 PM  
Well, that's better than my wife's girl band, Cheesesteak Flaps.
 
2013-01-07 04:13:52 PM  

Psychopusher: Well, that's better than my wife's girl band, Cheesesteak Flaps.


That's really close to my ex wife's nickname of Cheesesteak Curtains
 
2013-01-07 04:16:46 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.unlimitedmagazine.com image 850x531]
Google image search often widens my perspective.


Try reading that with My Name Is playing in your head. It's surprisingly entertaining.
 
2013-01-07 04:20:07 PM  
.  .  .  But now Ordone is looking for a new job.
It's not really a job.  That indicates pay.  He's just looking for a new.
And DON'T start a sentence with a conjunction and expect a paycheck on Friday.

get it?
 
2013-01-07 04:30:56 PM  

FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why


What else are you supposed to put on hotdogs?
 
2013-01-07 04:46:35 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why

What else are you supposed to put on hotdogs?


Mustard, relish, and onions like any other civilized person.
 
2013-01-07 04:47:55 PM  
When I was in Philly a few months ago I had a cheesesteak at Geno's and it was terrible. I then went to the bar across the street and the bartender must have overheard us biatching about how bad the sandwich was and he gave us one of their steaks on the house.

That was the best cheesesteak I ever had.

Yeah I know this story is only half relevant to the thread.
 
2013-01-07 04:49:47 PM  

intotheabyss81: Didn't know his nickname was "cheese steak"
[www.officialpsds.com image 400x295]


damn that took entirely too long...
 
2013-01-07 04:52:27 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.


LOL wanna know how I know you aren't from Philly?

/they invented the damn thing.
//guess how its served, dumbass?
 
2013-01-07 04:56:12 PM  

Madbassist1: Pants full of macaroni!!: Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.

LOL wanna know how I know you aren't from Philly?

/they invented the damn thing.
//guess how its served, dumbass?


With pizza sauce if they aren't a barbarian.
 
2013-01-07 04:59:49 PM  

give me doughnuts: With pizza sauce if they aren't a barbarian.


LOL I stand corrected....lmao
 
2013-01-07 05:29:10 PM  

FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why


I can tell you are doing it wrong already.

French fries should be served promptly out of the frier. Of course what really happens is that they end up coming out of the frier, get dumped under a heat lamp, and then some jackass who just wants to have his part of the order finished so he can dish up 5 fries for the car that just pulled up to the window shovels them into a container and dumps them in the bag, where they sit...for the next 5 minutes while Sparky in the back remembers how to make the double deluxe and tries to handle 12 other orders.

If you are lucky, the fries are warm...sort of...and ketchup is the only thing that makes them taste like anything but shiat.
 
2013-01-07 05:30:38 PM  

give me doughnuts: Madbassist1: Pants full of macaroni!!: Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.

LOL wanna know how I know you aren't from Philly?

/they invented the damn thing.
//guess how its served, dumbass?

With pizza sauce if they aren't a barbarian.


Sounds more like a meatball sub, but without the meat being formed into a ball.
 
2013-01-07 05:32:07 PM  

poonesfarm: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-07 05:38:18 PM  

Pert: poonesfarm: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.


Goddamnit....I provided a picture with mine!! I know his comment was first, but, goddamnit, mine had a pciture!!

/leaving all pouting and shiat
/Smile.
 
2013-01-07 05:59:28 PM  
I read that as Cheesecake Ruckus.

Mmmmmm... CHEESEcake...
 
2013-01-07 06:03:09 PM  

give me doughnuts: Cats


give me doughnuts: Is the first album called "No Ketchup" or "No Catsup"?


No, "No Cat Soup."
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-07 06:19:17 PM  

Cortez the Killer: Pert: poonesfarm: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

Goddamnit....I provided a picture with mine!! I know his comment was first, but, goddamnit, mine had a pciture!!

/leaving all pouting and shiat
/Smile.


I acknowledge the extra effort you made by hot linking an image.
 
2013-01-07 07:25:14 PM  

intotheabyss81: Didn't know his nickname was "cheese steak"
[www.officialpsds.com image 400x295]


No relation. ;)
 
2013-01-07 07:45:26 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Ordone says he told the customer he's "never put ketchup on anybody's sandwich." He says Martinez got "mouthy." Martinez denies that, but Ordone admits he flew off the handle at that point.

I hope he's learned his lesson.  Fighting over ketchup is never the answer.  Of course, heinz site is 20-20.


+1 Nice.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:23 PM  
looking for a new job? he should be a PHP programmer
 
2013-01-07 07:51:12 PM  

FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why


Ketchup is the only food that activates all 5 of the different types of taste buds. It is awesome. I do, however, question putting it on a cheesesteak.
 
2013-01-07 08:00:45 PM  
Here's a rule, if it is called a "Philly" chersesteak, don't order it.
 
2013-01-07 10:47:16 PM  

Nestchick: FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why

Ketchup is the only food that activates all 5 of the different types of taste buds. It is awesome. I do, however, question putting it on a cheesesteak.


Interesting theory. That would certainly explain why my autistic sister had a love/hate relationship with it. Overstimulating the senses on a autistic is like eating a pack of pop rocks and chugging a soda to a normal person. Sure, it feels cool at first, but the after affects just aren't worth it.
 
2013-01-07 11:58:30 PM  
The best sandwich IMHO was (of course) at a deli/service station near my hometown in rural Northern California. Steak strips marinated and slow cooked on a grilled kaiser with provolone and a grilled onion/pepper combo that was then dosed with an oil and vinegar sub sauce and topped with wax peppers. The Grubsteak, it was called.


/There were giants in those days...
 
2013-01-08 04:22:32 AM  
Cheesesteak Ruckus should do a tour with This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb
 
2013-01-08 05:37:07 AM  

jfivealive: I see mayo on the sandwich, so why didn't he just put russian dressing on there instead? Isn't that all that russian dressing is? Ketchup and Mayo? One of em has relish in it to, thats thousand island I think. Or I could have them back wards. Hold on I'll look in my fridge. Yep there's some russian dressing. Guess I'll get her some clothes!


Uhhh...
 
2013-01-08 05:40:23 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why

What else are you supposed to put on hotdogs?


Chili, mustard, onions. Alternatively, sauer kraut.
 
2013-01-08 02:53:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They'd be a great opening act for The String Cheese Incident


You just made my favorites list.
 
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