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(KATU)   Presenting your new band name: Cheesesteak Ruckus   (katu.com) divider line 74
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2013-01-07 12:19:28 PM
Is the first album called "No Ketchup" or "No Catsup"?
 
2013-01-07 12:24:51 PM
Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
 
2013-01-07 12:26:46 PM
Point of order: Dumbass tag NEVER trumps Florida tag
 
2013-01-07 12:28:07 PM
♫ Five . . . five dollah . . .five dollah cheesesteak ruckus ♫
 
2013-01-07 12:43:13 PM
I think that's Hootie's rap name.
 
2013-01-07 12:50:46 PM

LordOfThePings: Point of order: Dumbass No tag NEVER trumps Florida tag

 
2013-01-07 01:02:18 PM
Pics from "The Boondocks" in 3...2...
 
2013-01-07 01:05:44 PM
Cheesesteak Ruckus probably told them "Don't trust them new footlongs over there."
 
2013-01-07 01:08:37 PM
They'd be a great opening act for The String Cheese Incident
 
2013-01-07 01:32:35 PM
Cheese steak rukus, throw back a bottle of beer
Cheesesteak rukus, don't serve no ketchup here!
 
2013-01-07 01:34:12 PM
Those Big Bang Theory episode titles are really going downhill.
 
2013-01-07 01:39:07 PM
Ordone says he told the customer he's "never put ketchup on anybody's sandwich." He says Martinez got "mouthy." Martinez denies that, but Ordone admits he flew off the handle at that point.

I hope he's learned his lesson.  Fighting over ketchup is never the answer.  Of course, heinz site is 20-20.
 
2013-01-07 01:44:23 PM
Can you imagine the carnage if he'd asked for Miracle Whip?
 
2013-01-07 01:55:36 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Ordone says he told the customer he's "never put ketchup on anybody's sandwich." He says Martinez got "mouthy." Martinez denies that, but Ordone admits he flew off the handle at that point.

I hope he's learned his lesson.  Fighting over ketchup is never the answer.  Of course, heinz site is 20-20.


You certainly never need to hunt's for a bad pun around this place
 
2013-01-07 02:28:38 PM
Done in two.
 
2013-01-07 02:30:57 PM
www.unlimitedmagazine.com
Google image search often widens my perspective.
 
2013-01-07 02:34:03 PM
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No GIS is ever complete without a sandwich Mondrian
 
2013-01-07 03:39:25 PM
With a helpful picture of what a really bad-looking sandwich looks like.

Seriously, if that's what their "cheesesteak" looks like, it's not like ketchup could make it worse.
 
2013-01-07 03:39:50 PM
I'm sorry but this is just a little too close to my band's name, Cheesecake Ruckus. Consumers and music lovers are likely to get confused. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
 
2013-01-07 03:40:22 PM
added to the list
 
2013-01-07 03:40:48 PM
It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why
 
2013-01-07 03:41:42 PM
Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.
 
2013-01-07 03:44:17 PM
Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.
 
2013-01-07 03:44:18 PM
Is Cheesesteak Ruckus better than WarBoner?
 
2013-01-07 03:44:24 PM
Serious make the damn sandwich as the customer requests it , he is eating it not you, make it wrap it up and forget about it.

The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.
 
2013-01-07 03:44:25 PM
On the other hand, the most pathetic way to name your band is after a popular Youtube search result.
 
2013-01-07 03:45:12 PM

FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why


WTF did I just read?
 
2013-01-07 03:45:46 PM

Brian Ryanberger: Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.


There was a special on the television a few days ago about how one company supplies all the veggies to a handful of super-big chains: Subway, Red Robin, etc. etc. Essentially the gist of the program was "anything to increase yield"; the 'lettuce' you're eating has been processed within an inch of its life.
 
2013-01-07 03:46:01 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Don't know what's more of a blasphemy - a cheesesteak from Subway, or a cheesesteak with ketchup.


^ that....
 
2013-01-07 03:48:06 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [lowcommitmentprojects.files.wordpress.com image 725x544]
No GIS is ever complete without a sandwich Mondrian


DAT ASPARAGUS
 
2013-01-07 03:48:47 PM

abfalter: FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why

WTF did I just read?


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2013-01-07 03:49:02 PM

grimlock1972: Serious make the damn sandwich as the customer requests it , he is eating it not you, make it wrap it up and forget about it.

The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.


Except Subway doesn't stock ketchup. Doesn't excuse the "sandwich artist" threatening physical harm though.


CSB: I submitted this yesterday with a better headline but that site had already been rejected:

Order a Cheesesteak at Subway? Fine. Ask for Ketchup on it? "Let's go! Fight Me Like a Man."
 
2013-01-07 03:51:27 PM
WFTV reports Ordone shoved a chair to the side and told Martinez "fight me like a man."
Martinez called 911.


Ordone sounds like a buffoon and Martinez sounds like an enormous wimp. You don't have to fight him, but 911? Really?
 
2013-01-07 03:52:28 PM

grimlock1972: Serious make the damn sandwich as the customer requests it , he is eating it not you, make it wrap it up and forget about it.

The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.


Someone's never been to Subway. No ketchup.
 
2013-01-07 03:52:41 PM

Znuh: Brian Ryanberger: Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.

There was a special on the television a few days ago about how one company supplies all the veggies to a handful of super-big chains: Subway, Red Robin, etc. etc. Essentially the gist of the program was "anything to increase yield"; the 'lettuce' you're eating has been processed within an inch of its life.


Znuh: Brian Ryanberger: Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.

There was a special on the television a few days ago about how one company supplies all the veggies to a handful of super-big chains: Subway, Red Robin, etc. etc. Essentially the gist of the program was "anything to increase yield"; the 'lettuce' you're eating has been processed within an inch of its life.


furthermore, most of the 'meats' are turkey. pretty much. (maybe the ham is pork, but the salami, pepperoni, etc is all turkey).

/ i only eat at subway as punishment for not bringing my lunch to work.
// i quit this when i figured i could eat really well for the same price within walking distance at my work
/// unfortunately, my plan is not working, i've pretty much stopped bringing my lunch to work
//// might have to start going to subway again to get some discipline.
 
2013-01-07 03:53:28 PM
Who's their lead singer? Blast?
28.media.tumblr.com
/i warn you, i'm a screamer
 
2013-01-07 03:56:11 PM

grimlock1972: Serious make the damn sandwich as the customer requests it , he is eating it not you, make it wrap it up and forget about it.

The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.


The issue was that Subway doesn't stock ketchup. It's not a common topping for a sub, so I can't blame them. Not clear how it got violent from there, other than a possible nubian-moment.
 
2013-01-07 03:57:16 PM
Cheesestake Ruckus?

www.chicagonow.com
 
2013-01-07 03:57:32 PM

grimlock1972: The only time you can be allowed to be a cheese steak snob is in Philly in a real cheese steak restaurant.


Truth. I understand that cheese steaks can be serious business. Just not cheese steaks in Subway.
 
2013-01-07 03:58:31 PM
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Can you describe the Cheesesteak Ruckus?
 
2013-01-07 03:59:39 PM
What about mixing ketchup with Kraft dinner? ">We just really dig the taste
 
2013-01-07 04:07:58 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: With a helpful picture of what a really bad-looking sandwich looks like.

Seriously, if that's what their "cheesesteak" looks like, it's not like ketchup could make it worse.


1. ketchup does not go on a cheesesteak.
2. the further you get from Philly the worse further your cheesesteak resembles a cheesesteak.

That being said. The two worst cheesesteaks I had were in Philly. One was a inch thick piece of ribeye slapped between a kaiser roll. The other was fried so hard it was inedible.
 
2013-01-07 04:09:32 PM
Didn't know his nickname was "cheese steak"
www.officialpsds.com
 
2013-01-07 04:10:47 PM
I see mayo on the sandwich, so why didn't he just put russian dressing on there instead? Isn't that all that russian dressing is? Ketchup and Mayo? One of em has relish in it to, thats thousand island I think. Or I could have them back wards. Hold on I'll look in my fridge. Yep there's some russian dressing. Guess I'll get her some clothes!
 
2013-01-07 04:10:50 PM

Brian Ryanberger: Why do all the ingredients Subway uses have no flavor? I started eating there and ordering without mayo and sauce to keep my weight down and I noticed that there was no flavor. The meat all tastes the same and even the veggies have no flavor. I stopped eating there for that reason and the fact that the employees at my local Subway openly hate Subway and the owner.


Cost, I imagine. It's hard to produce massive quantities of good quality food. If you want fresh and tasty, I'm afraid you're going to have to pay for it.
 
2013-01-07 04:11:31 PM
Well, that's better than my wife's girl band, Cheesesteak Flaps.
 
2013-01-07 04:13:52 PM

Psychopusher: Well, that's better than my wife's girl band, Cheesesteak Flaps.


That's really close to my ex wife's nickname of Cheesesteak Curtains
 
2013-01-07 04:16:46 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.unlimitedmagazine.com image 850x531]
Google image search often widens my perspective.


Try reading that with My Name Is playing in your head. It's surprisingly entertaining.
 
2013-01-07 04:20:07 PM
.  .  .  But now Ordone is looking for a new job.
It's not really a job.  That indicates pay.  He's just looking for a new.
And DON'T start a sentence with a conjunction and expect a paycheck on Friday.

get it?
 
2013-01-07 04:30:56 PM

FarkingReading: It should be illegal for anyone over age 10 to consume ketchup.

/except anally
/I don't know why


What else are you supposed to put on hotdogs?
 
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