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(Townhall)   Conservative Columnist: "The Internet is eating our brains." Well, now they've just snapped   (finance.townhall.com) divider line 79
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2013-01-07 11:42:13 AM
It's really sad to see a man lose his mind in early middle age...so young.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 12:01:04 PM
We knew something was destroying it.
.
 
2013-01-07 12:22:06 PM
In your case it'd starve to death, Sparky
 
2013-01-07 12:44:40 PM
*cautiously clicks on link*

*rapid eye blinks*

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-07 12:53:24 PM
To Our Dear Author...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-07 12:54:54 PM
What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials?

so repeal the laws that say ID is required for spray paint and cold medicine.  those were stupid laws to begin with and should be repealed.
 
2013-01-07 12:56:24 PM
Your blog sucks, even more than the typical TownHall blog.
 
2013-01-07 01:18:18 PM

Weaver95: What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials?

so repeal the laws that say ID is required for spray paint and cold medicine.  those were stupid laws to begin with and should be repealed.


Besides, the right to buy spray paint or cold medicine is not enshrined in the Constitution the way the right to vote is.
 
2013-01-07 01:20:39 PM

jake_lex: Weaver95: What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials?

so repeal the laws that say ID is required for spray paint and cold medicine.  those were stupid laws to begin with and should be repealed.

Besides, the right to buy spray paint or cold medicine is not enshrined in the Constitution the way the right to vote is.


I find it insulting that we should restrict voting because hey - we restrict spray paint sales so why not right?  that's insane.
 
2013-01-07 01:21:20 PM
What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials buy a deadly firearm?
 
2013-01-07 01:37:49 PM
What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials?

Graffiti and meth are a problem.  Voter fraud is not.

(Not saying the laws are good, but there is at least a reason for them)
 
2013-01-07 01:41:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 01:41:39 PM

Lionel Mandrake: What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials?

Graffiti and meth are a problem.  Voter fraud is not.

(Not saying the laws are good, but there is at least a reason for them)


I also like how it assumes that we're all A-OK with having to show ID for those things in the first place.  I, for one, am not.
 
2013-01-07 01:45:16 PM
"Our next defense of liberty outrage du jour that we must get super-duper pee-pee mad about will need to be identifying wavering House Rs and vulnerable Ds and reminding them Americans support the right to bear arms, and the 2nd Amendment is not about hunting and sporting. "
 
2013-01-07 01:46:43 PM
I noticed a distinct lack of the term "poll tax" in the portion discussing voting laws and IDs. I find that interesting.
 
2013-01-07 01:49:08 PM
I've written more coherent things on a 4 day meth and whiskey binge.
 
2013-01-07 01:53:19 PM
FTFA: reminding them... the 2nd Amendment is not about hunting and sporting.

I'm sure the Conservative strict constructionist author will go on to emphasize the collective role of a well-regulated militia and and the security of a free state as discussed by Alexander Hamilton in the Federalist Papers.
 
2013-01-07 01:55:33 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: reminding them... the 2nd Amendment is not about hunting and sporting.

I'm sure the Conservative strict constructionist author will go on to emphasize the collective role of a well-regulated militia and and the security of a free state as discussed by Alexander Hamilton in the Federalist Papers.


You're too funny!
 
2013-01-07 01:56:35 PM
"The liberal mind loathes arms. So, the liberal mind conjures horror stories about what happens if more responsible people carry them. But... it's a delusion."

Oh sweet, merciless irony, how you mock us all.
 
2013-01-07 02:10:56 PM
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 02:16:02 PM

Weaver95: jake_lex: Weaver95: What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials?

so repeal the laws that say ID is required for spray paint and cold medicine.  those were stupid laws to begin with and should be repealed.

Besides, the right to buy spray paint or cold medicine is not enshrined in the Constitution the way the right to vote is.

I find it insulting that we should restrict voting because hey - we restrict spray paint sales so why not right?  that's insane.


Voting is restricted.  You have to be 18, registered and meet other requirements such as residency and citizenship.  Requiring an ID could be legal if it was done properly and not as a voter suppression tactic.
 
2013-01-07 02:17:33 PM

vernonFL: I've written more coherent things on a 4 day meth and whiskey binge.


To be fair, your writing tends to peak on day 2, and by day 4 you are an incoherent mess.  But you do turn out some gems on days 1 and 2, so its worth it.
 
2013-01-07 02:35:04 PM
You can't just talk that way. Then you'll be a freak. And you know what happens to freaks? They get pregnant and have babies and nobody will want to marry you. And then you'll end up dead or worse.

newyorknewhome.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 03:01:18 PM
TardHall strikes again, claims their own medium makes people stupid.

/more tonight at 11
 
2013-01-07 03:12:09 PM

sweetmelissa31: [l.wigflip.com image 277x396]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 03:18:04 PM
I feel sorry for the internet. It's clearly apparent that the zombies got to that brain first.
 
2013-01-07 03:19:19 PM
I've been warning you all of the Zombinternet for years, and everyone laughed.
 
2013-01-07 03:19:25 PM
"The Internet is eating our brains."

It's a series of tube worms.
 
2013-01-07 03:20:27 PM

Weaver95: What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials?

so repeal the laws that say ID is required for spray paint and cold medicine.  those were stupid laws to begin with and should be repealed.


This guys got nobody but republicans to blame for those - the blame for both can be laid square at the feet of the War on Drugs.
 
2013-01-07 03:20:50 PM

vernonFL: I've written more coherent things on a 4 day meth and whiskey binge.


Beginning or end of the binge?
 
2013-01-07 03:24:22 PM
I guess that's cathartic for the RWNJs?
 
2013-01-07 03:24:49 PM
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2013-01-07 03:25:08 PM
 
2013-01-07 03:25:08 PM
I have no idea what "Blurperella" is, but it just became my favorite meme of the day. Those shoops are hilarious, and I don't know why!
 
2013-01-07 03:25:42 PM
static.ddmcdn.com
 
2013-01-07 03:27:36 PM

leviosaurus: I have no idea what "Blurperella" is, but it just became my favorite meme of the day. Those shoops are hilarious, and I don't know why!


Employee of the month at the gas station near my office. Not even joking.
 
2013-01-07 03:28:58 PM

leviosaurus: I have no idea what "Blurperella" is, but it just became my favorite meme of the day. Those shoops are hilarious, and I don't know why!


Good thing 16.5 isn't in this thread, or it'd be Slurperella.
 
2013-01-07 03:31:55 PM
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2013-01-07 03:32:04 PM
BRAAIIINNnnnssss....
 
2013-01-07 03:32:19 PM
I don't get why you liberals insist on not being on the record for who you voted for unless you are afraid of America taking revenge on you once Obama finishes selling you off to the Chinese and Wall Street.
 
2013-01-07 03:34:19 PM
What kind of collective insanity prevails when you have to show a pic ID to buy spray paint or cold medicine, but not to vote to choose government officials?

Oh, great! Now they're gonna start selling spray paint and medicines inside the voting booth if this crazy person has his way.
 
2013-01-07 03:40:44 PM
Who is behind the repeal of the 22nd? I must not be as "plugged in" as I thought. Or it's the fever dream of some idiot who thinks they can gin up some controversy.
 
2013-01-07 03:40:46 PM

Brian Ryanberger: I don't get why you liberals insist on not being on the record for who you voted for unless you are afraid of America taking revenge on you once Obama finishes selling you off to the Chinese and Wall Street.


What is this? I dont even...
 
2013-01-07 03:41:02 PM
In the morning, do you ever open 7 articles in different tabs you want to get around to reading?

No.

And when you don't quite, and leave them up, and come home later, do you then read those articles?

Not Applicable

Or do you open 4 or 5 more tabs...until your computer slows and sometimes freezes?

www.thepcmuseum.net

See? Brain rot. Such cerebral processes could not have built the pyramids. I think I just disproved evolution.

I'd agree that you disproved any sort of evolution has ever occurred in your particular genetic line...
 
2013-01-07 03:49:11 PM
I can't speak for everyone else, but the internet is definitely making me more retarded.
 
2013-01-07 03:49:34 PM
And that right there kids is why you do not, never, ever, ever, (even if it sounds like a good idea at the time, and it will), mix high grade liquid Lysergic, 3 buttons of Peyote, a gallon of cheap tequilla with 7 bottles of Robotussin DM, and then go on the interwebs and blog.

Just. Don't. Do. It.
 
2013-01-07 03:54:08 PM

Brian Ryanberger: I don't get why you liberals insist on not being on the record for who you voted for unless you are afraid of America taking revenge on you once Obama finishes selling you off to the Chinese and Wall Street.


I voted for Obama, you can find me with your mother in her bedroom if you need me...knock first : )
 
2013-01-07 03:59:04 PM

unexplained bacon: Brian Ryanberger: I don't get why you liberals insist on not being on the record for who you voted for unless you are afraid of America taking revenge on you once Obama finishes selling you off to the Chinese and Wall Street.

I voted for Obama, you can find me with your mother in her bedroom if you need me...knock first : )


What, to collect payment? That's up front..
 
2013-01-07 04:02:39 PM

unexplained bacon: Brian Ryanberger: I don't get why you liberals insist on not being on the record for who you voted for unless you are afraid of America taking revenge on you once Obama finishes selling you off to the Chinese and Wall Street.

I voted for Obama, you can find me with your mother in her bedroom if you need me...knock first : )


If you saw my mom you would wish that was true but it will never be and you have as good a chance of laying your hands on my hot mom as Matty Ryan has of winning a playoff game this year. Seahawks will destroy every team they come on contact with in the playoffs so its best just to get out of the way and maybe try to copy us for next year because whatever you are doing is not working out so well.
 
2013-01-07 04:04:34 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: And that right there kids is why you do not, never, ever, ever, (even if it sounds like a good idea at the time, and it will), mix high grade liquid Lysergic, 3 buttons of Peyote, a gallon of cheap tequilla with 7 bottles of Robotussin DM, and then go on the interwebs and blog.

Just. Don't. Do. It.


We were somewhere outside tumblr, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
 
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