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(New Scientist)   Automated death threats will be the newest automotive safety feature   (newscientist.com ) divider line
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6956 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2013 at 1:33 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-07 01:42:28 PM  
4 votes:
It's redundant to a system that already exists in the vehicles of married male drivers.
2013-01-07 01:38:02 PM  
3 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
"Michael, we will hit that prostitute in 1.5 seconds and my trunk is full now."
2013-01-07 11:21:02 AM  
3 votes:
Well that's progress

/up until now I've had to depend on my passengers for those
2013-01-07 02:16:05 PM  
2 votes:
Future conversation exceprt:

Dude, I was like flying so fast the car was like "Dude, you're gonna die" so I punched it to see what it would say next.
2013-01-07 04:03:07 PM  
1 vote:

o'really: In japan they already have a colored triangle affixed to the bumpers of 1st year drivers and the elderly.


You know who else liked affixing colored triangles to purportedly dangerous people?
2013-01-07 02:42:41 PM  
1 vote:
'You would die if you crashed right now.'

'OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE AAAAAAAA' (swerve) (crash)
2013-01-07 02:38:32 PM  
1 vote:
"The woman in the passenger seat is not your wife. She will kill you if she finds out."
2013-01-07 02:18:55 PM  
1 vote:
i1180.photobucket.com
2013-01-07 02:15:31 PM  
1 vote:
Necessary at this point of the thread.

i1180.photobucket.com
2013-01-07 01:51:34 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Deep Contact: How would you hear it over Metallica?

If you're listening to Metallica, you're dead already.


And you owe Lars Ulrich a shiatload of money right now for using the name of the band without his permission.... because he is NOT rich enough.
2013-01-07 12:12:53 PM  
1 vote:
"You would die if you crashed right now"
Oh, we'll that changes those plans then. Note to self: don't crash
Thanks guys!
2013-01-07 12:01:39 PM  
1 vote:
cool. can they also have the car sense when people are farking in the back seat and remind teens why they should use condoms?
2013-01-07 11:13:37 AM  
1 vote:
"Fasten your seatbelt or you will be vaporized. You have 10 seconds to comply."
 
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