Deep Contact: How would you hear it over Metallica?
cgraves67: It's redundant to a system that already exists in the vehicles of married male drivers.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Deep Contact: How would you hear it over Metallica?If you're listening to Metallica, you're dead already.
gja: "Pffft, bring it on, meat-bag"
Chinchillazilla: "Prease to fasten sleat-bert!"/not obscure
o'really: "Your smoke is blowing in other's faces" (sign in english in tokyo).
Kibbler: It would make the people who drive at 80 go 90 instead.I sometimes drive at 70. In daylight, with dry roads, perfect visibility, and light traffic. Otherwise 55. Because I understand the (enormous) difference between a crash at 55 and a crash at 70.
I'm sorry, Dave.I'm afraid I can't do that
draypresct: (vehicles are crash-test rated only up to a change in velocity of 30 MPH
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