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(WorldNetDaily)   Obama's plan for gun control is simple. Reclassify ALL semi-automatic weapons as full automatic (machine guns) and apply existing laws of ownership. Problem solved   (wnd.com) divider line 403
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2013-01-07 10:42:21 AM  
Bonus: No actual explanation of how Obama would go about doing that. Mainly because there is no way he could.

Frightened right-wingers are so very frightened.
 
2013-01-07 10:45:03 AM  
Since when has the WND been right about Obama's intentions? Since farking when?
 
2013-01-07 10:45:41 AM  
Good news, WND:  That's not the case AT ALL.
 
2013-01-07 10:46:01 AM  
The only real, working gun control solutions I've heard of require confiscation to actually do any good, and we don't have the political will to go there. So, refer to This Modern World regarding the post-tragedy gun control debate. Gun freedom has won and it will remain so for the foreseeable future, slaughter of innocents notwithstanding.
 
2013-01-07 10:46:53 AM  
Considering the source, I'm gonna have to go with... not real likely

/DOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOMMM!
 
2013-01-07 10:49:37 AM  
LOL, WND, you so crazy!
 
2013-01-07 10:50:57 AM  

dogdaze: Since when has the WND been right about Obama's intentions? Since farking when?


One of these days, though. One of these days they'll be right. Until then, we get to mock them in Fark threads.
 
2013-01-07 10:51:29 AM  
But we know his REAL PLAN is to drain the living of their blood and bring about the Vampire uprising.
 
2013-01-07 10:51:52 AM  
How about reclassifying WND as a cockroach and go over there with a big f*cking can of Raid?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 10:54:59 AM  
Listing semiautomatic weapons under title II of the NFA sounds like a great idea.

The NFA has been a highily sucessful example of gun control.
 
2013-01-07 10:54:59 AM  
Still no plan for right wing tabloids.
 
2013-01-07 10:57:30 AM  
As someone who could care less about gun owners' concerns, it seems reasonable.
 
2013-01-07 10:59:02 AM  

Speaker2Animals: How about reclassifying WND as a cockroach and go over there with a big f*cking can of Raid?


Careful, you'll set pResident Djangobama's secret plan in motion!

1) Classify WND as a cockroach
2) La Cucaracha is a popular Mexican folk song
3) Therefore, everyone at WND is an illegal immigrant
4) Deport them to Mexico
5) Wait 2 weeks
6) A cartel sends pResident Djangobama a ransom demand attached with Joseph Farah's mustache
7) pResident Djangobama smiles and replaces Winston Churchill's bust with the mustache

Don't you see, libtards?? This was pResident Djangobama's plan all along!
 
2013-01-07 10:59:41 AM  
api.photoshop.com

The cross is a nice touch.
 
2013-01-07 11:02:49 AM  

Raging Thespian: LOL, WND, you so crazy!

afraid of your own shadow.
 
2013-01-07 11:03:53 AM  
Obama's secret plan to reclassify your guns...

"We have some confidential information that he may order the ATF to reclassify certain models
..."

"Also, there is the possibility that the administration could try to declare that semi-automatic firearms are fully automatic firearms..."

"I think it's a real possibility."


This sounds so legit that it's almost like it's actually happening.
 
2013-01-07 11:04:15 AM  

Diogenes: [api.photoshop.com image 639x500]

The cross is a nice touch.


Jesus went Rambo a lot. Your liberal media won't talk about it.
 
2013-01-07 11:04:30 AM  
Hmmm, I like it.  It has all the hallmarks of utterly insane idea wrapped in the bed wetting conspiracy theories of the Right.  I think I shall quietly link this to watch my Conservative friends shiat themselves.
 
2013-01-07 11:05:31 AM  

incendi: The only real, working gun control solutions I've heard of require confiscation to actually do any good, and we don't have the political will to go there. So, refer to This Modern World regarding the post-tragedy gun control debate. Gun freedom has won and it will remain so for the foreseeable future, slaughter of innocents notwithstanding.


That's kind of what I've been saying.  So long as our laws are what they are, we have to find a way to accept these mass shootings as the price we pay for Bubba McGun-nut's right to own an assault rifle.  The dead children and other victims should be hailed as heroes in the American patriot's constant fight against tyranny.  We should really feel safer after these shootings.
 
2013-01-07 11:07:55 AM  
Assault rifles, Because the AK you bought at the gun store is going to defeat the military if the government gets out of line.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 11:10:12 AM  

Vodka Zombie: incendi: The only real, working gun control solutions I've heard of require confiscation to actually do any good, and we don't have the political will to go there. So, refer to This Modern World regarding the post-tragedy gun control debate. Gun freedom has won and it will remain so for the foreseeable future, slaughter of innocents notwithstanding.

That's kind of what I've been saying.  So long as our laws are what they are, we have to find a way to accept these mass shootings as the price we pay for Bubba McGun-nut's right to own an assault rifle.  The dead children and other victims should be hailed as heroes in the American patriot's constant fight against tyranny.  We should really feel safer after these shootings.


And it sort of like population control.  Not as gross as soylenyt green.
 
2013-01-07 11:11:43 AM  

Mugato: Assault rifles, Because the AK you bought at the gun store is going to defeat the military if the government gets out of line.


I had someone tell me that since the post office screws up the mail, that means that a tiny militia in Montana could easily overthrow America's military since our government can't do anything right.
 
2013-01-07 11:12:57 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Mugato: Assault rifles, Because the AK you bought at the gun store is going to defeat the military if the government gets out of line.

I had someone tell me that since the post office screws up the mail, that means that a tiny militia in Montana could easily overthrow America's military since our government can't do anything right.


That's not even cognitive dissonance.  That's just crazy farked up.
 
2013-01-07 11:13:02 AM  
more pant-pissing from the radical right. it must be awful to be that terrified 24/7.
 
2013-01-07 11:14:13 AM  

incendi: The only real, working gun control solutions I've heard of require confiscation to actually do any good, and we don't have the political will to go there. So, refer to This Modern World regarding the post-tragedy gun control debate. Gun freedom has won and it will remain so for the foreseeable future, slaughter of innocents notwithstanding.


Not necessarily.  If it becomes a felony overnight to be in possession of certain kinds of arms, a lot of people probably would turn them in.  Those that didn't would probably hide them buried in the yard or something.  It wouldn't get rid of ALL of them, but to a large extent they would fade away.  But we probably lack the political will to do that either.  Guns are just woven into the fabric of American culture, for whatever strange reasons it wound up that way.
 
2013-01-07 11:16:16 AM  
I guess this will be our daily gun thread. When it goes green, the usual suspects will show up with their usual arguments. Fark is getting a little predictable.
 
2013-01-07 11:16:51 AM  
All of these fat farking cons shiatting their pants over losing semi-autos makes me feel safer already. Who will defend their farking hoverounds?

/ fark them, the NRA and all the rest in their stupid asses
// fark the 2nd ammendment - if it was so great, why was it not included in the original constitution?
 
2013-01-07 11:20:23 AM  

Elzar: All of these fat farking cons shiatting their pants over losing semi-autos makes me feel safer already. Who will defend their farking hoverounds?

/ fark them, the NRA and all the rest in their stupid asses
// fark the 2nd ammendment - if it was so great, why was it not included in the original constitution?


Maybe it was one of those ideas "it goes without saying...."
 
2013-01-07 11:20:57 AM  

incendi: we don't have the political will to go there.


Are you insane? We have a constitutional mandate NOT to go there.
 
wee
2013-01-07 11:21:06 AM  

incendi: The only real, working gun control solutions I've heard of require confiscation to actually do any good, and we don't have the political will to go there. So, refer to This Modern World regarding the post-tragedy gun control debate. Gun freedom has won and it will remain so for the foreseeable future, slaughter of innocents notwithstanding.


Here's some interesting reading for you:

nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation

Here's some more:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

You can't just confiscate things, because we have rights about that type of thing. Same with gun freedom: it hasn't "won" anything, it was always there.
 
2013-01-07 11:22:49 AM  
Anyone else get the impression the editors at WND start off each day with a big bowl of Corn Flakes followed up by bitterly masturbating to "Red Dawn" while whimpering "Today. Today is the day it finally happens?"
 
2013-01-07 11:25:44 AM  

doglover: Are you insane? We have a constitutional mandate NOT to go there.


Constitutions can be amended. However, like I said, we don't have the political will to go there.
 
2013-01-07 11:26:19 AM  

Diogenes: Vodka Zombie: Mugato: Assault rifles, Because the AK you bought at the gun store is going to defeat the military if the government gets out of line.

I had someone tell me that since the post office screws up the mail, that means that a tiny militia in Montana could easily overthrow America's military since our government can't do anything right.

That's not even cognitive dissonance.  That's just crazy farked up.


The concept made sense when both the people and the government just had muskets and the military was still fairly disorganized. But now they can locate you with a traffic camera and blast you from space. Didn't Waco teach these people anything?

I like guns myself. I have a Walther PPK (James Bond's gun) and go shooting with my dad every month or so. But I don't hope that I'll have the opportunity  to shoot someone for breaking in to my house (I've heard otherwise rational people say this) and I don't have any delusion that the gun I bought at the gun show is going to stop our government.

Your assault rifle is a toy. I'm not saying it should be taken away, just don't pretend it's otherwise.
 
2013-01-07 11:28:05 AM  

wee: You can't just confiscate things, because we have rights about that type of thing. Same with gun freedom: it hasn't "won" anything, it was always there.


Constitutions, and the rights described therein, can be amended. However, like I said, we don't have the political will to go there.

/Leaving untouched the question of whether we ought to go there, mind you.
 
2013-01-07 11:28:42 AM  
Hey, look! A well-regulated militia!

militaryhumor.net
 
2013-01-07 11:31:09 AM  

incendi: doglover: Are you insane? We have a constitutional mandate NOT to go there.

Constitutions can be amended. However, like I said, we don't have the political will to go there.


Because we read books. We know WHY it's the second amendment that's sacred and the 18th that's repealed.
 
2013-01-07 11:33:22 AM  

Mugato: Assault rifles, Because the AK you bought at the gun store is going to defeat the military if the government gets out of line.


Through this whole debate it's amazed me how many people think the men and women of the US armed forces would wage war against American citizens just because the the government decided to get uppity.
 
2013-01-07 11:35:55 AM  

Mugato: Diogenes: Vodka Zombie: Mugato: Assault rifles, Because the AK you bought at the gun store is going to defeat the military if the government gets out of line.

I had someone tell me that since the post office screws up the mail, that means that a tiny militia in Montana could easily overthrow America's military since our government can't do anything right.

That's not even cognitive dissonance.  That's just crazy farked up.

The concept made sense when both the people and the government just had muskets and the military was still fairly disorganized. But now they can locate you with a traffic camera and blast you from space. Didn't Waco teach these people anything?

I like guns myself. I have a Walther PPK (James Bond's gun) and go shooting with my dad every month or so. But I don't hope that I'll have the opportunity  to shoot someone for breaking in to my house (I've heard otherwise rational people say this) and I don't have any delusion that the gun I bought at the gun show is going to stop our government.

Your assault rifle is a toy. I'm not saying it should be taken away, just don't pretend it's otherwise.


Very well said.

It would be nice to speak about sane regulation without being accused of wanting to dig up the corpses of the Founders and rape them.  If only we had this level of patriotic fervor over the entire Constitution.
 
2013-01-07 11:39:44 AM  

incendi: Constitutions can be amended. However, like I said, we don't have the political will to go there.


Especially not the political will for that, given the way that the constitution must be amended.  You might be able to sell the idea in some blue states, but good luck ever getting the south on board.
 
2013-01-07 11:40:18 AM  

doglover: Because we read books. We know WHY it's the second amendment that's sacred and the 18th that's repealed.


I'm not saying that we ought to, just that we are technically able to, but will not - probably ever. And "gun control" measures that except the millions of guns already out there really aren't going to do dick for a few decades at least, other than make the people who have been stockpiling guns very rich, assuming they're ever willing to part with them.
 
2013-01-07 11:43:49 AM  

itsdan: Mugato: Assault rifles, Because the AK you bought at the gun store is going to defeat the military if the government gets out of line.

Through this whole debate it's amazed me how many people think the men and women of the US armed forces would wage war against American citizens just because the the government decided to get uppity.


Well firstly, I've done a lot of contract work for the military and a lot of them (not all of them) are pretty much drones who will do anything they're told to do. I don't mean this to put down our troops but that's kind of how it is. Second, what exactly is our government going to do to make the populace turn on it and take up arms? The government has already taken away our fourth amendment rights and no one has done anything. So what is the breaking point exactly?
 
2013-01-07 11:44:12 AM  
Obama's plan for gun control is simple: Gather every gun-owning male in America in to one long single-file line, then personally fart on each and every one of their dicks for 10-15 seconds.
 
2013-01-07 11:50:32 AM  

Jackson Herring: Obama's plan for gun control is simple: Gather every gun-owning male in America in to one long single-file line, then personally fart on each and every one of their dicks for 10-15 seconds.


Is that farts per gun owned or per owner?
 
2013-01-07 11:52:15 AM  

incendi: doglover: Because we read books. We know WHY it's the second amendment that's sacred and the 18th that's repealed.

I'm not saying that we ought to, just that we are technically able to, but will not - probably ever. And "gun control" measures that except the millions of guns already out there really aren't going to do dick for a few decades at least, other than make the people who have been stockpiling guns very rich, assuming they're ever willing to part with them.


Also, look at places that ban guns. In England, they banned guns and knife crime went up. Next they banned knives and stun gun crime went up. Now they've banned stun guns and illegal German stun gun crime is on the rise.

Banning weapons never leads to a reduction in crime, merely a change of weapon choice.
 
2013-01-07 11:53:05 AM  

simplicimus: Is that farts per gun owned or per owner?


Don't be childish, of course it is per owner.
 
2013-01-07 11:59:02 AM  
When I think of the type of people I trust with firearms, i am definitely thinking of pants pissing paranoid schizophrenics afraid the government is going to take all their guns.
 
2013-01-07 12:00:30 PM  

doglover: Also, look at places that ban guns. In England, they banned guns and knife crime went up. Next they banned knives and stun gun crime went up. Now they've banned stun guns and illegal German stun gun crime is on the rise.

Banning weapons never leads to a reduction in crime, merely a change of weapon choice.


Pardon me, but what are we arguing about? All I'm saying is we're not going to do anything that will reduce the actual prevalence of guns (legal or not), so all this hand-wringing by the bleeding hearts and paranoid conspiracy theorizing from the gun fanatics is a huge waste of time. Occasionally, somebody is going to snap and kill a bunch of randoms with a gun, and we're pretty much just going to have to get over that.
 
2013-01-07 12:10:24 PM  
As has been said in this thread you will never have your guns taken away, it's impossible. The only people who don't realize that are the pant-crapping rabid gun nuts but hey at least they provide entertainment.

Maybe someday those ancient texts written by flawed men will finally be put aside and you can make decisions based in the realities of today but until then guns and god are where it's at.
 
2013-01-07 12:10:50 PM  
You guys!  You're forgetting that the UN is going to come in in 2013 and take away our gun rights.  Then the US will no longer be a sovereign nation.

/Yes, the NRA actually called my house twice to say this.  Actually, they said that Obama and Hillary are puppets of the UN working to take away our rights as a nation and our sovereignty as citizens.

http://www.nrapublications.org/index.php/11466/no-compromise-nra-tak es -on-united-nations/
 
2013-01-07 12:18:12 PM  
World Net Daily's plan for thought control is simple: Make up some cockamamy story about Obama COMIN' FER YER GUNZ!!! and watch your sheep-like followers lap it up. Problem solved.
 
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