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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   If you're going to stumble into a bar after being shot six times, it's best if that bar is full of nurses   ( divider line
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8517 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2013 at 2:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-07 03:11:34 PM  
3 votes:

ChipNASA: Just for clarification.....

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*NOT* Hot Nurse.

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You know, I was banned for three days once for posting that exact damn picture.

Start CSB:
Years ago I was at a Jackyl / ZZ Top concert in Jacksonville, Florida. Went with a few friends and my sister. Maybe five rows in front of us two groups of bikers got into a big fight that started moving in our direction. Suddenly, the three rows in front of us surged forward and pinned every damn guy in the melee to the ground.

Turns out we were sitting behind three dozen prison guards who came together for the concert.

So if you're going to have a biker brawl break out around you while Jackyl is playing, having dozens of prison guards who love to beat up bikers on hand is a convenient thing.

2013-01-07 11:34:16 AM  
3 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Im hesitant to name the man, " Lucky ".

You're a real "the body is half EMPTY of blood" kind of guy. I like to think that it's half FULL.
2013-01-07 03:16:43 PM  
2 votes:

emotion_lotion: A good friend of mine had an uncle that was hit by a truck, throwing him from his motorcycle, through a fence, into a back yard where there was a BBQ going on.

The fence riped open his gut to the point where he could see some of his own intestines.

The BBQ was being put on by a ER doctor and his doctor friends.


Good thing for your friend's uncle the BBQ wasn't being put on by Cajun sausage makers.
2013-01-07 04:12:08 PM  
1 vote:
I've never understood the nurse fetish

Sure, it's considered a female "role", but a hospital is the last place I want to fantasize about.
Yeah baby, stick that catheter into my drug-shrunken tiny wiener. Don't worry, the old man in the bed next to mine, the guy who's bed pan you just changed, he won't hear us.
2013-01-07 04:02:26 PM  
1 vote:

Artist: Geeeeze, a post here reminded me of the time when coming home from another bar, we saw on the side walk a young guy who'd had the crap beat outta him right outside the bar next to our place, no one from that bar was helping him. I quickly checked his pulse, my then boyfriend ran into our place to call 911, I grabbed a blanket to cover him, as it was really cold out, and he was sinking fast, the paramedics got there-took him away, and I never knew if he made it.

as it turns out, he had an allergic reaction to something in the blanket you gave him. he went into shock on the way to the hospital. there was nothing they could do.
2013-01-07 03:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-07 02:56:55 PM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: Tyee: Point of reference the bridge that fell in 1/2 a click north.

You fought VC in 'Nam didn't you.

No. If he had he would have known it is spelled "klick".

Tyee, is your alt "FLY NAVY"?

/might be obscure to new Farkers
2013-01-07 02:54:34 PM  
1 vote:
Does this portion of the article make a bit of sense to anyone?

"Police continue to investigate the shooting at Bobby & Steve's Auto World, and nobody has been arrested. The man was confronted about 1 a.m. inside the gas station and was shot outside as he tried to flee. The shooting suspects were in two vehicles, said Sgt. Stephen McCarty.

An armed security guard at the business shouted a warning before firing at the vehicles, but it's unclear whether anyone else was injured or whether they returned fire, McCarty said. Police said the victim managed to drive the short distance to Maxwell's.
2013-01-07 02:48:49 PM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of the bar near one of our major hospitals. Place is called Sutures! You haven't seen hard drinking until you drank with a bunch of doctors and nurse coming off the night shift of a holiday weekend.
2013-01-07 02:44:55 PM  
1 vote:

WarszawaScream: Good thing he didn't walk into a bar full of nursing students; my mom's told me stories of how they all partied when they were in nursing school...

Standing around training nurses at the lunch trucks is a depressing experience. No great hive of scum and villainy, and all that. I figured literacy would be an entrance requirement, but...
2013-01-07 02:44:31 PM  
1 vote:

Treygreen13: I was going to say that I'd rather stumble into a bar full of doctors, but I bet the docs would just scramble around looking for a nurse to actually do something.

Depends on the type of doc. I had a couple first year residents asking me (IT Guy) questions about patient care. They didn't want to ask the nurses or their supervisor because they didn't want to look stupid.

You might be better off stumbling into a bar full of sharks covered in blood than relying on some of those residents.
2013-01-07 02:41:39 PM  
1 vote:

Treygreen13: I was going to say that I'd rather stumble into a bar full of doctors,

That would be the 19th hole, the watering hole.
2013-01-07 02:41:16 PM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: vpb: Do they have their own bars like gays and bikers?

I'm going to stop you right there. We don't even have our own bars anymore. I was just in Phoenix after a 2-year absence. THREE of my favorite gay bars had converted to straight bars. I was appalled.

Got 'em in Lexington, though. They still exist in some places.
2013-01-07 02:39:45 PM  
1 vote:
I was going to say that I'd rather stumble into a bar full of doctors, but I bet the docs would just scramble around looking for a nurse to actually do something.
2013-01-07 02:39:06 PM  
1 vote:
The nurses removed the man's pants

Not the nurse you were hoping for.
2013-01-07 02:36:56 PM  
1 vote:
Just for clarification.....

*NOT* Hot Nurse.
2013-01-07 11:31:05 AM  
1 vote:
Like a well-oiled triage team

Sadly a GIS FOR "oiled nurses" wasn't as good as I hoped.
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