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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   If you're going to stumble into a bar after being shot six times, it's best if that bar is full of nurses   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Hennepin County Medical Center, ballistic trauma, gunshots  
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2013-01-07 02:39:45 PM  
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I was going to say that I'd rather stumble into a bar full of doctors, but I bet the docs would just scramble around looking for a nurse to actually do something.
2013-01-07 04:21:30 PM  
1 vote:

Kludge: I've never understood the nurse fetish

Sure, it's considered a female "role", but a hospital is the last place I want to fantasize about.
Yeah baby, stick that catheter into my drug-shrunken tiny wiener. Don't worry, the old man in the bed next to mine, the guy who's bed pan you just changed, he won't hear us.

THIS. My wife is a nurse. No mistake, she's great, but at the time I thought, what a bonus for my old age. Until the day I "helped out" at our Assisted Living Center.

/the horror
2013-01-07 02:54:47 PM  
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ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm going to stop you right there. We don't even have our own bars anymore. I was just in Phoenix after a 2-year absence. THREE of my favorite gay bars had converted to straight bars. I was appalled.

That's the downside of winning the campaign to be recognized as normal people. Normal people don't have [differentiator] bars. They go to bars, which are full of normal people, some of which are straight and some are gay, no big whoop.

If gay people are now normal people that don't have to go to a gay bar because they're perfectly welcome in normal bars, the market opportunity for a gay bar diminishes.
2013-01-07 02:54:44 PM  
1 vote:
FTA - And Maxwell's picked up the nurses' tabs.

Classy move.
2013-01-07 02:46:56 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-07 02:36:56 PM  
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Just for clarification.....

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*NOT* Hot Nurse.

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2013-01-07 11:56:36 AM  
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Nothing To See Here: Raging Thespian: Nothing To See Here: Im hesitant to name the man, " Lucky ".

You're a real "the body is half EMPTY of blood" kind of guy. I like to think that it's half FULL.

Of lead, and that could kill you.

Actually the bio-availability of metallic lead is very low. That's why people can survive for years with a slug in them.
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