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(Bleacher Report)   Will "The Great One" finally come face-to-face with "The Best In The World"? Does John Cena have enough hustle, loyalty and respect to be the new face of Fruity Pebbles? It's Monday Night Raw, featuring the return (again) of The Rock, 8pm ET on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1394
    More: Interesting, John Cena, Fruity Pebbles, rocks, Royal Rumble, WWE Championship, Monday Night Raw, Brock Lesnar, sure bet  
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2013-01-07 08:17:07 PM
No commentary means you can hear ALLLLLL of Cena's conversation in the ring.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:14 PM
MITB > Nuclear football
 
2013-01-07 08:17:20 PM

TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!


BUT HE FARKED NO FAT CHICKS. Hence, disappointment.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:20 PM
watching the cold open - a possible The Rock vs. Ryback - file that under who gives a shiat. XD
 
2013-01-07 08:17:37 PM

TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!


And we were all disappointed
 
2013-01-07 08:17:40 PM
wow, this is a mark-ass crowd.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:56 PM
Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:04 PM

ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

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Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.


Well, I would but my signature move is the piledriver and since only the Undertaker can do that in the E now, I'd kinda be up shiat creek without a paddle.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:06 PM
Vince is rubbing his penis as he listens to this crowd. They listen to him. They do what he wants. It's like the way it used to be...
 
2013-01-07 08:18:08 PM
What was the average age of that last Cena chant? 13?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:08 PM
Cena with a somewhat original move on that suplex (for him).

/must really be a new year
 
2013-01-07 08:18:18 PM
Ok, what did I miss? Cena sucks.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:24 PM
Isn't Ryblack supposed to be good on the stick in FCW?

It could be that the soap writers are terrible and hurting someone again. Then again, it maybe that he was a face there and isn't used to "dumb monster heel" role
 
2013-01-07 08:18:31 PM
Never mind - it's back.

And now I wish it wasn't.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:37 PM
I'm hearing commentary on USA...other people not getting commentary?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:45 PM

tbaughm: ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.

*sigh* I'm on it


Look, you roll into the ring and engage with NO ONE!!! Just lay on the apron and hold on to the bottom rope for about an hour. When it gets down to 1 other guy we send Tenor in to job him while tbaughm distracts the refs. WE CAN'T MISS!!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:19:01 PM

Farktologist: Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?


You're lucky. It's the Kole and King Komedy Hour.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:06 PM

Farktologist: Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?


It's your creek. I'm getting plenty of Cole and King in my ears.  I'm willing to share with you.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:09 PM
Farking Florida.  Can't vote in favor of presidents OR professional wrestlers.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:13 PM
LMS champ checkin' in!
 
2013-01-07 08:19:25 PM

KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!

BUT HE FARKED NO FAT CHICKS. Hence, disappointment.


Please, I don't believe that for a second. Though I'm pretty sure he had to screw both Bellas and DBD over Christmas to get them up to his proper 5 knuckle shuffle weight
 
2013-01-07 08:19:29 PM

eddievercetti: Ok, what did I miss? Cena sucks.


Weiner jokes.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:44 PM
Oh Cena, you so subtle.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:56 PM
AJ looks spinner-licious tonight.

And Big E looks like a troll out of a Tolkien novel.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:06 PM
Commentary just started up for me. Damn.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:25 PM

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.

*sigh* I'm on it

Look, you roll into the ring and engage with NO ONE!!! Just lay on the apron and hold on to the bottom rope for about an hour. When it gets down to 1 other guy we send Tenor in to job him while tbaughm distracts the refs. WE CAN'T MISS!!!!


ladieswrestlingent.webs.com
Ah, the Santina stategy. Eeeeeexcellent.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:33 PM
Langston showing some personality. Good. Good....
 
2013-01-07 08:20:38 PM
That was weird - all the sound from the crowd, all the sound from the ring, but nothing from Cole or King.

It was nice. I want to go back to that place.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:40 PM
"What do you call Soulberg's hairdo Brain, it's kinda Mohawk, kinda Afro..."

"Mofro?"
 
2013-01-07 08:20:56 PM
Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?
 
2013-01-07 08:21:08 PM
Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:21:36 PM
Who cut off my mic on the streams? Isn't that Punk's shtick?
 
2013-01-07 08:21:41 PM

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.

I did, and I want to buy that person a Steveweiser. SOO funny


It was so perfect in its randomness and simplicity.
 
2013-01-07 08:21:52 PM
Your terrible delivery isn't helping me, AJ.

Your heart seems to be like a Mr. Potato head! :D

/okay that was silly and petty
 
2013-01-07 08:21:57 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "What do you call Soulberg's hairdo Brain, it's kinda Mohawk, kinda Afro..."

"Mofro?"


The Lower Case T?
 
2013-01-07 08:22:45 PM

ShiningWizard: Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz


That guy is the product of a Bud Light Lime fueled "Bromantic Encounter" between Zack Ryder and The Big O.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:27 PM
Oh AJ, you want me to go to ESPN do you?
 
2013-01-07 08:23:45 PM

ShiningWizard: Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz


I wanna dress him in a Heath Slater costume and direct him in JBL's direction
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Over and over again.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:53 PM

Igor Jakovsky: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.

I did, and I want to buy that person a Steveweiser. SOO funny

It was so perfect in its randomness and simplicity.


Agreed.
 
2013-01-07 08:24:31 PM
A new move!

And it looks clumsy and awkward!
 
2013-01-07 08:24:32 PM
Oooh. That was kind of hot.
 
2013-01-07 08:24:37 PM
i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 08:24:44 PM

eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?


Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!
 
2013-01-07 08:25:09 PM
Sup guys

I see Cena is putting on a good match
 
2013-01-07 08:25:10 PM
Hehehe, even the marks started counting on those elbow drops.
 
2013-01-07 08:25:13 PM
You know, it would be pretty cool to see Dolph get knocked out and then out of nowhere cash-in later.

I don't think we are getting a cash-in though with him in the rumble.
 
2013-01-07 08:25:15 PM
"AJ distracted Cena so Dolph go do a legal move?"

"Managers today just ain't got it anymore Monsoon."
 
2013-01-07 08:25:34 PM
time for the shield to run in
 
2013-01-07 08:25:40 PM
Cena just no sold everyone of ziggles elbow drops.

What just happened?
 
2013-01-07 08:25:40 PM
And Cena is dead.
 
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