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(Bleacher Report)   Will "The Great One" finally come face-to-face with "The Best In The World"? Does John Cena have enough hustle, loyalty and respect to be the new face of Fruity Pebbles? It's Monday Night Raw, featuring the return (again) of The Rock, 8pm ET on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1394
    More: Interesting, John Cena, Fruity Pebbles, rocks, Royal Rumble, WWE Championship, Monday Night Raw, Brock Lesnar, sure bet  
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2013-01-07 07:31:35 PM
Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.
 
2013-01-07 07:32:49 PM

MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.


WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts
 
2013-01-07 07:35:04 PM

tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts


Hey, it's a 3 hour Raw. He'll get a half hour.
 
2013-01-07 07:35:38 PM
So does Vince just swerve us all and start Raw with like a Sin Cara singles match.
 
2013-01-07 07:37:39 PM
@CrankyVince

STILL ON OBSCENE AMOUNT OF @THEROCK'S HOLLYWOOD COCAINE.


Classic.
 
2013-01-07 07:37:57 PM
wait next week is the 20th anniversary? it thought it was this week

/bummed
 
2013-01-07 07:39:03 PM

ferro_man: wait next week is the 20th anniversary? it thought it was this week

/bummed


I may be wrong. I'm also too lazy to go on WWE.com
 
2013-01-07 07:40:57 PM

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


What's funny is he was SUPPOSED to be pointing at the camera.
 
2013-01-07 07:42:03 PM

tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts


Then tack on about 8-10 minutes of IT DOESN'T MATTER/pie and struedel jokes/Fruity Pebble references/blahblahblah sideways blahblahblah candy ass.

Plus:
Gratuitous verbal shot at Paul Heyman's weight/baldness
Multiple (>4) shots of Punk looking flustered
Chance of singing during his promo 45%
Chance of Cole calling the promo "Vintage Rock" 83%
Odds of the promo making me want to buy the Royal Rumble PPV: 1:100000
 
2013-01-07 07:43:16 PM

clintster: tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts

Then tack on about 8-10 minutes of IT DOESN'T MATTER/pie and struedel jokes/Fruity Pebble references/blahblahblah sideways blahblahblah candy ass.

Plus:
Gratuitous verbal shot at Paul Heyman's weight/baldness
Multiple (>4) shots of Punk looking flustered
Chance of singing during his promo 45%
Chance of Cole calling the promo "Vintage Rock" 83%
Odds of the promo making me want to buy the Royal Rumble PPV: 1:100000


You rang?
 
2013-01-07 07:45:33 PM

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)

He likes the high flyers.  I found some classic TLC matches with the Hardy's and Christian/Edge to show him how it use to be.  Great times.

Our lake house outside of Grand Rapids, MN.  Great ice fishing.


Try to dig up some of the WCW Cruiserweight matches. Those were good times.
 
2013-01-07 07:46:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 07:46:33 PM
The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:04 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.


You know, you could always bust out a Rock's promo keys to victory. It's been months
 
2013-01-07 07:50:09 PM

TheManofPA: Jim from Saint Paul: The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.

You know, you could always bust out a Rock's promo keys to victory. It's been months


Oh no, those are only for the light and the way. All hail Cena.
 
2013-01-07 07:50:14 PM

TheManofPA: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


And this is why I'm watching Raw tonight. Can't stand either team. The only way it'd be worse would be a ND-Ohio State game. My family would probably implode from joy.

/fark the Irish and Buckeyes
 
2013-01-07 07:50:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 07:50:45 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

What's funny is he was SUPPOSED to be pointing at the camera.


DAMNIT, THAT WAS FUNNY PEOPLE.

CMON. LET'S GET PUMPED UP IN HERE.
 
2013-01-07 07:51:14 PM
IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT
 
2013-01-07 07:51:20 PM
Heya fCw... looks like I'm working tonight, so I'll be watch Raw on delay... may you all wizard where it make sense, and may the gredunza shine down on you.
 
2013-01-07 07:52:05 PM

Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT


Now I want to mail you an ice cream sandwich
 
2013-01-07 07:52:21 PM

Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT


Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.
 
2013-01-07 07:53:40 PM

TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.


It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.
 
2013-01-07 07:55:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 07:56:00 PM
does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?
 
2013-01-07 07:56:04 PM

Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.


www.troll.me
 
2013-01-07 07:56:34 PM

KrispyKritter: does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?


No, it's because fark you, that's why.

/Hey y'all
 
2013-01-07 08:00:12 PM
I can haz Post Watershed Production?
 
2013-01-07 08:00:36 PM

KrispyKritter: does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?


I'm going to tolerate and love the shiat out of you.
 
2013-01-07 08:00:43 PM
This program contains strobe lighting effects!
 
2013-01-07 08:00:44 PM

Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.


Time for everyone's beer choice.

Tonight I am upping the game with New Holland Brewing's Dragon's Milk
 
2013-01-07 08:01:01 PM
I almost wish Raw wasn't live so I could check the spoilers and tell if it was worth watching.

Eh, who am I kidding...WWE is still mediocre on a good day but snarking about it makes it fun.
 
2013-01-07 08:01:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 08:01:25 PM
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 08:01:28 PM
Where is Raw tonight? I hope we get a good crowd
 
2013-01-07 08:01:59 PM
THEN
NOW
FOREVER GAGNE ROCK
 
2013-01-07 08:02:10 PM

Dougie AXP: [i.imgur.com image 250x140]


BAH GAWD KING THAT'S DOUGIE'S MUSIC!

And we open with Cena
 
2013-01-07 08:02:13 PM
MOSS COVERED...

oh wait. nevermind. its been a couple weeks. Finally a chance to watch WRASSLIN!

/rappadooo
 
2013-01-07 08:02:19 PM
Starting with Cena
 
2013-01-07 08:02:21 PM
Start with the face of Fruity Pebbles!
 
2013-01-07 08:02:21 PM
RBRAABABABOBOBObobobobobobobobbOBO!
 
2013-01-07 08:02:27 PM
Rock/Ryberg the match NO ONE wants
but if Vince wants it it's what we're gonna get
 
2013-01-07 08:03:01 PM

Dougie AXP: [i.imgur.com image 250x140]


This is the saddest thing I've ever seen
 
2013-01-07 08:03:10 PM
Wow. Aside from the ridiculous accessories, Cena is dressed pretty normally.
 
2013-01-07 08:03:27 PM

TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.

Time for everyone's beer choice.

Tonight I am upping the game with New Holland Brewing's Dragon's Milk


toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 08:03:30 PM
POOPY!  HAHAHAHA
 
2013-01-07 08:03:34 PM

falcon176: Rock/Ryberg the match NO ONE wants
but if Vince wants it it's what we're gonna get


Stop panicking.
 
2013-01-07 08:03:36 PM
Be a Star Johnny...hypocrite
 
2013-01-07 08:03:58 PM
Cena was fired in 2010 and 2011.

Cena had two affairs in 2012

WHY WILL WE HAVE TO CHEER HIM IN 2013
 
2013-01-07 08:04:01 PM
Wow...we're either in Mark City, FL tonight or the crowd is 95% high school dropout women
 
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