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(Bleacher Report)   Will "The Great One" finally come face-to-face with "The Best In The World"? Does John Cena have enough hustle, loyalty and respect to be the new face of Fruity Pebbles? It's Monday Night Raw, featuring the return (again) of The Rock, 8pm ET on USA   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
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2013-01-07 11:00:04 AM  

GMJ:  Alright everybody, take a seat - I got this
Vince: muahahaha...and what, praytell, is THAT?
GMJ:  Oh, it's nothing special - just my BASS CANNON FWC CHECKLIST!

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "Trending worldwide on Twitter!!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) Somebody trolling for the night
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Ryblack appearance
10) Ryback appearance
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) #LIMESTATUS
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"**
14) Random appearance by The Shield
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
19) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
20) FWC member sighting on TV
 
2013-01-07 11:14:12 AM  
i10.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 11:20:56 AM  
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-07 11:36:36 AM  
Gleason's been dead for years.
 
2013-01-07 11:37:46 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.


??
 
2013-01-07 11:38:33 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.


www.sundriesshack.com
 
2013-01-07 11:41:13 AM  
The Rock? Fark this shiat.
 
2013-01-07 11:41:31 AM  
Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive
 
2013-01-07 11:43:38 AM  

grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive


Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh
 
2013-01-07 11:45:04 AM  
Just sent a Farkback asking for a green delay.  We'll see.  :)
 
2013-01-07 11:45:21 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.


And here I thought they were talking about Gretzky.
 
2013-01-07 11:47:07 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.


Ha, ha, very funny. Clearly, subby is a Gretzky fan.
 
2013-01-07 11:48:15 AM  
Wayne Gretzky vs Cam Newton? WTF?
 
2013-01-07 11:49:11 AM  

FinFangFark: grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive

Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh


*chortle* Well played. :)
 
2013-01-07 11:51:48 AM  

FinFangFark: grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive

Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh


END THIS THREAD DREW!  END IT OR I WILL!
 
2013-01-07 11:57:46 AM  
I have never watched WWE, but I have seen the commercials for it. When Cena waves his hand in front of his face, what is the significance of it? Thanks
 
2013-01-07 12:02:21 PM  

wiseolddude: I have never watched WWE, but I have seen the commercials for it. When Cena waves his hand in front of his face, what is the significance of it? Thanks


It means a whole bunch of people are about to get really pissed off.
 
2013-01-07 12:20:59 PM  
I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list
 
2013-01-07 12:21:14 PM  
What I posted in the red thread:
Grand_Moff_Joseph: This probably will be one of the biggest Raws in recent memory. I really think Cena needs a checklist from I Said for this evening.

And only you and me will watch parts of it with the National Title game on tonight. The thing is if they are "TRULY" bringing out the big guns, that would mean Taker. I just don't think that happens. I think we get cowardly champ CM Punk against the Rock. It's stupid because all last year they wanted a 50/50 crowd for Rock-Cena. Rock-Punk could have been close because Punk could have cut legit anti-Rock promos. Instead...we get smores.

Could be worse, Cena could win the rumble and then the title at WM. Hopefully Ziggles cashes and it makes my night.


To make up for it....SHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Link
 
2013-01-07 12:31:37 PM  
We've gone back to invisible.
 
2013-01-07 12:43:52 PM  

TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.


So you can't see me?
 
2013-01-07 12:56:12 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?


Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!
 
2013-01-07 12:58:56 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!


You think you know me
 
2013-01-07 01:07:55 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!

You think you know me


I miss Edge.  :(
 
2013-01-07 01:21:20 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!

You think you know me

I miss Edge.  :(


We all miss The Rated R Superstar.  Best intro evar.
 
2013-01-07 01:38:33 PM  
If it's Rock-Cena, I'm certainly on board with The Rock.  Rock-Punk?

bimg2.mlstatic.com
 
2013-01-07 02:05:39 PM  
Rock v Hogan?  Cena v Rock?

Forget all that...THIS is the greatest match-up in Wrestlemania history.

I told you that jacket was going to have enough of this shiat, and not keep putting Flair over like that.

Woooooo!
 
2013-01-07 02:13:37 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

??


FinFangFark: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

[www.sundriesshack.com image 250x250]


Sons, I am disappoint.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-07 02:14:33 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

??

FinFangFark: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

[www.sundriesshack.com image 250x250]

Sons, I am disappoint.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x458]


I'ma BBQ your ass in JR's molasses infused BBQ sauce!
 
2013-01-07 02:15:35 PM  

ShiningWizard: I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list


btw, check your email if you get a chance.  :)

/gracias
 
2013-01-07 04:03:07 PM  
My son is starting to get into WWE... I haven't watched since 1990 so I'm trying to get up to speed.  Is Brock Lesnar back and if so, why isn't he wrestling... the same question goes for the Rock.  We haven't seen him on in weeks.... was he hurt?  Also, bummed that HHH and Undertaker are retired... I'm missing the good ol' days
 
2013-01-07 04:07:53 PM  

netizencain: My son is starting to get into WWE... I haven't watched since 1990 so I'm trying to get up to speed.  Is Brock Lesnar back and if so, why isn't he wrestling... the same question goes for the Rock.  We haven't seen him on in weeks.... was he hurt?  Also, bummed that HHH and Undertaker are retired... I'm missing the good ol' days


1.  Brock is back, but only part-time, due to the sweetheart contract he got from Vince.  He returned to great fanfare last year after leaving UFC, only to job to Cena a few times.  He'll be back soon, but only to renew a really old (and boring) rivalry with HHH, which years back resulted in one of the worst WM matches ever.  Meanwhile, his manager, Paul Heyman, has taken a new job with Punk, so it remains to be seen if they'll form a stable of "Heyman Guys"

2.  Rock has been gone in Hollywood for a while, and only came back last year for the ratings and the pop from the crowd (also, Vince needed him).  Huge build up to Rock-Cena at WM last year, which Rock won.  Now, he'll be wrestling whoever is the WWE champion at Royal Rumble, so that means Punk-Rock is coming.

3.  HHH and Taker are both "semi-retired" in that they only wrestle occasionally.  Taker only does one match a year - Wrestlemania.

Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!
 
2013-01-07 04:21:27 PM  
Well, after a day of playing "Yelling at Idiots in Traffic" and "Cussing out Assholes at Walmart", I'm ready to take out my frustrations on Senile Vince and COOHHH's Flying Circus. PLeaseohpleaseohplease WWE, bring me some historically bad booking tonight.

/FEED ME BOAR!
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-07 04:25:38 PM  

clintster: Well, after a day of playing "Yelling at Idiots in Traffic" and "Cussing out Assholes at Walmart", I'm ready to take out my frustrations on Senile Vince and COOHHH's Flying Circus. PLeaseohpleaseohplease WWE, bring me some historically bad booking tonight.

/FEED ME BOAR!
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 321x558]


That looks like a tasty burger.  Can I have some of that cold beverage to wash it down?
 
2013-01-07 04:40:11 PM  
i1263.photobucket.com

THE CHAMP IS HERE!

I have a church league bball game at 7:00, but hopefully will be back in time to defend.

...IF YA SMEL++++(&#%&*carrier lost
 
2013-01-07 04:53:20 PM  
Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!



My boy:
img703.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-07 04:53:45 PM  
Have to go see my brother-in-law, who landed in the hospital this morning with severe pains.  Good news is, the doctors found the issue was with his gall bladder, and quickly removed it.  He should recover fully.

But, I'll try and catch up later.  :)

/FWC 4 life
 
2013-01-07 04:55:12 PM  

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)
 
2013-01-07 04:58:28 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)


He likes the high flyers.  I found some classic TLC matches with the Hardy's and Christian/Edge to show him how it use to be.  Great times.

Our lake house outside of Grand Rapids, MN.  Great ice fishing.
 
2013-01-07 05:04:54 PM  

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?
 
2013-01-07 05:16:57 PM  

TheManofPA: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?


Eh, I'm willing to pass on the chair shot.  Perhaps we should establish the "Junior FWC" for the kiddos.  :)

Instead of chairshots, it's WWE ice cream bars for all.
 
2013-01-07 05:24:16 PM  
I'm glad I waited until I'm older to have kids.  I have the time and money to enjoy them more, plus I get to re-live my twenties all over again.  Watching Batman cartoons and WWE, plus I get to play Lego's and video games.

He thinks Foley is God, so I know I'm doing right.
 
2013-01-07 05:29:44 PM  

netizencain: I'm glad I waited until I'm older to have kids.  I have the time and money to enjoy them more, plus I get to re-live my twenties all over again.  Watching Batman cartoons and WWE, plus I get to play Lego's and video games.

He thinks Foley is God, so I know I'm doing right.


He is indeed.  and Ziggler is his salesman.  :D
 
2013-01-07 05:41:43 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.netSeth has just about destroyed Cena in less than 2 weeks. He popped the Hulk Hogan punching bag in a day.
 
2013-01-07 05:51:27 PM  

netizencain: My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


AWWWWWWWW! He is soooooo cute! Tell him SinNetizencainJr. rulz!

dugitman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]Seth has just about destroyed Cena in less than 2 weeks. He popped the Hulk Hogan punching bag in a day.


AWWWWWWWW! So is he! No shame in killing a Cena doll anyway, lulz
 
2013-01-07 05:54:06 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list

btw, check your email if you get a chance.  :)

/gracias


DUDE! That is just... I don't even... WTF?!?!?
i1263.photobucket.com

Nah just kiddin guyz! lulz... For some reason I can't access my Live account right now but I will hit it up again later
 
2013-01-07 06:14:53 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?

Eh, I'm willing to pass on the chair shot.  Perhaps we should establish the "Junior FWC" for the kiddos.  :)

Instead of chairshots, it's WWE ice cream bars for all.


So FCW is taking the opposite stance as the NFL with childhood concussions?

WHAR BOBBY AND THE GORILLA WHAR
 
2013-01-07 06:50:55 PM  
Will 2013 be able to top these great 2012 moments: Link
 
2013-01-07 07:08:14 PM  
My pre-game dance ritual.

/My best friend and I used to die laughing when La Parka came out.  He ruled.
 
2013-01-07 07:31:15 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: The Rock? Fark this shiat.


This x500

Next week is Raw's 20 year anniversary...I'm waiting for Taker to come out and staredown both Punk and Rock to end the show (and he'll be facing Punk at WM if we're lucky)
 
2013-01-07 07:31:35 PM  
Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.
 
2013-01-07 07:32:49 PM  

MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.


WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts
 
2013-01-07 07:35:04 PM  

tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts


Hey, it's a 3 hour Raw. He'll get a half hour.
 
2013-01-07 07:35:38 PM  
So does Vince just swerve us all and start Raw with like a Sin Cara singles match.
 
2013-01-07 07:37:39 PM  
@CrankyVince

STILL ON OBSCENE AMOUNT OF @THEROCK'S HOLLYWOOD COCAINE.


Classic.
 
2013-01-07 07:37:57 PM  
wait next week is the 20th anniversary? it thought it was this week

/bummed
 
2013-01-07 07:39:03 PM  

ferro_man: wait next week is the 20th anniversary? it thought it was this week

/bummed


I may be wrong. I'm also too lazy to go on WWE.com
 
2013-01-07 07:40:57 PM  

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


What's funny is he was SUPPOSED to be pointing at the camera.
 
2013-01-07 07:42:03 PM  

tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts


Then tack on about 8-10 minutes of IT DOESN'T MATTER/pie and struedel jokes/Fruity Pebble references/blahblahblah sideways blahblahblah candy ass.

Plus:
Gratuitous verbal shot at Paul Heyman's weight/baldness
Multiple (>4) shots of Punk looking flustered
Chance of singing during his promo 45%
Chance of Cole calling the promo "Vintage Rock" 83%
Odds of the promo making me want to buy the Royal Rumble PPV: 1:100000
 
2013-01-07 07:43:16 PM  

clintster: tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts

Then tack on about 8-10 minutes of IT DOESN'T MATTER/pie and struedel jokes/Fruity Pebble references/blahblahblah sideways blahblahblah candy ass.

Plus:
Gratuitous verbal shot at Paul Heyman's weight/baldness
Multiple (>4) shots of Punk looking flustered
Chance of singing during his promo 45%
Chance of Cole calling the promo "Vintage Rock" 83%
Odds of the promo making me want to buy the Royal Rumble PPV: 1:100000


You rang?
 
2013-01-07 07:45:33 PM  

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)

He likes the high flyers.  I found some classic TLC matches with the Hardy's and Christian/Edge to show him how it use to be.  Great times.

Our lake house outside of Grand Rapids, MN.  Great ice fishing.


Try to dig up some of the WCW Cruiserweight matches. Those were good times.
 
2013-01-07 07:46:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 07:46:33 PM  
The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:04 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.


You know, you could always bust out a Rock's promo keys to victory. It's been months
 
2013-01-07 07:50:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Jim from Saint Paul: The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.

You know, you could always bust out a Rock's promo keys to victory. It's been months


Oh no, those are only for the light and the way. All hail Cena.
 
2013-01-07 07:50:14 PM  

TheManofPA: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


And this is why I'm watching Raw tonight. Can't stand either team. The only way it'd be worse would be a ND-Ohio State game. My family would probably implode from joy.

/fark the Irish and Buckeyes
 
2013-01-07 07:50:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 07:50:45 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

What's funny is he was SUPPOSED to be pointing at the camera.


DAMNIT, THAT WAS FUNNY PEOPLE.

CMON. LET'S GET PUMPED UP IN HERE.
 
2013-01-07 07:51:14 PM  
IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT
 
2013-01-07 07:51:20 PM  
Heya fCw... looks like I'm working tonight, so I'll be watch Raw on delay... may you all wizard where it make sense, and may the gredunza shine down on you.
 
2013-01-07 07:52:05 PM  

Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT


Now I want to mail you an ice cream sandwich
 
2013-01-07 07:52:21 PM  

Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT


Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.
 
2013-01-07 07:53:40 PM  

TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.


It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.
 
2013-01-07 07:55:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 07:56:00 PM  
does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?
 
2013-01-07 07:56:04 PM  

Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.


www.troll.me
 
2013-01-07 07:56:34 PM  

KrispyKritter: does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?


No, it's because fark you, that's why.

/Hey y'all
 
2013-01-07 08:00:12 PM  
I can haz Post Watershed Production?
 
2013-01-07 08:00:36 PM  

KrispyKritter: does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?


I'm going to tolerate and love the shiat out of you.
 
2013-01-07 08:00:43 PM  
This program contains strobe lighting effects!
 
2013-01-07 08:00:44 PM  

Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.


Time for everyone's beer choice.

Tonight I am upping the game with New Holland Brewing's Dragon's Milk
 
2013-01-07 08:01:01 PM  
I almost wish Raw wasn't live so I could check the spoilers and tell if it was worth watching.

Eh, who am I kidding...WWE is still mediocre on a good day but snarking about it makes it fun.
 
2013-01-07 08:01:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 08:01:25 PM  
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 08:01:28 PM  
Where is Raw tonight? I hope we get a good crowd
 
2013-01-07 08:01:59 PM  
THEN
NOW
FOREVER GAGNE ROCK
 
2013-01-07 08:02:10 PM  

Dougie AXP: [i.imgur.com image 250x140]


BAH GAWD KING THAT'S DOUGIE'S MUSIC!

And we open with Cena
 
2013-01-07 08:02:13 PM  
MOSS COVERED...

oh wait. nevermind. its been a couple weeks. Finally a chance to watch WRASSLIN!

/rappadooo
 
2013-01-07 08:02:19 PM  
Starting with Cena
 
2013-01-07 08:02:21 PM  
Start with the face of Fruity Pebbles!
 
2013-01-07 08:02:21 PM  
RBRAABABABOBOBObobobobobobobobbOBO!
 
2013-01-07 08:02:27 PM  
Rock/Ryberg the match NO ONE wants
but if Vince wants it it's what we're gonna get
 
2013-01-07 08:03:01 PM  

Dougie AXP: [i.imgur.com image 250x140]


This is the saddest thing I've ever seen
 
2013-01-07 08:03:10 PM  
Wow. Aside from the ridiculous accessories, Cena is dressed pretty normally.
 
2013-01-07 08:03:27 PM  

TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.

Time for everyone's beer choice.

Tonight I am upping the game with New Holland Brewing's Dragon's Milk


toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 08:03:30 PM  
POOPY!  HAHAHAHA
 
2013-01-07 08:03:34 PM  

falcon176: Rock/Ryberg the match NO ONE wants
but if Vince wants it it's what we're gonna get


Stop panicking.
 
2013-01-07 08:03:36 PM  
Be a Star Johnny...hypocrite
 
2013-01-07 08:03:58 PM  
Cena was fired in 2010 and 2011.

Cena had two affairs in 2012

WHY WILL WE HAVE TO CHEER HIM IN 2013
 
2013-01-07 08:04:01 PM  
Wow...we're either in Mark City, FL tonight or the crowd is 95% high school dropout women
 
2013-01-07 08:04:04 PM  
What I really want to know, who in the stage crew has the shiatty task of always setting up the poop buckets before Raw?
 
2013-01-07 08:04:16 PM  
Yeah, smooch that crowd booty, Cena.  SMOOCH IT
 
2013-01-07 08:04:30 PM  
Playing the role of Michael Cole will be John Cena...
 
2013-01-07 08:04:38 PM  
Know what would make Raw really suck? BRENT MUSBERGER
 
2013-01-07 08:04:52 PM  
John...I saw the previews online, I don't need you to read me the show outline live on air.
 
2013-01-07 08:04:55 PM  
John Cena is so desperate for cheap pops, he's reminding people of things they'd rather people see than him.
 
2013-01-07 08:05:06 PM  
So....Cena is on the Rock's side now? After his own cockiness cost him the WM match?
 
2013-01-07 08:05:14 PM  
Sooooo now teh Rock is Cena's best bud?
 
2013-01-07 08:05:14 PM  
So they ended the last Raw with Ziggles selling fake poop?

Oh hai FWC Happy New Year!
 
2013-01-07 08:05:19 PM  

FinFangFark: What I really want to know, who in the stage crew has the shiatty task of always setting up the poop buckets before Raw?


I heard Randy Orton volunteers for that.
 
2013-01-07 08:05:26 PM  

Sleazy Rider: Know what would make Raw really suck? BRENT MUSBERGER


This match is for ALL of the Tostidos™...
 
2013-01-07 08:05:31 PM  
Sean Mooney is SO much better at this than you, Cena.
 
2013-01-07 08:05:35 PM  
why is cena excited to see the rock??? Rock kicked his ass last year? kayfabe...how does it work?
 
2013-01-07 08:05:57 PM  
ZIGGLES!
 
2013-01-07 08:06:02 PM  
RYBLACK!
 
2013-01-07 08:06:06 PM  
ZIGGLES!
 
2013-01-07 08:06:19 PM  
Ziggy's got himself a shiner
 
2013-01-07 08:06:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

Holy crap, all these marks are we in Oklahoma?
 
2013-01-07 08:06:23 PM  
Nice shiner Dolph.
 
2013-01-07 08:06:28 PM  
Nice shiner on ZIggles there
 
2013-01-07 08:06:32 PM  
Where did Ziggles get the shiner?

AJ?
 
2013-01-07 08:06:35 PM  
"Here's Dolph, Brain."

"With AJ and Soulberg, Monsoon."
 
2013-01-07 08:06:41 PM  

TheManofPA: So....Cena is on the Rock's side now? After his own cockiness cost him the WM match?


HAHAHA LIKE ANYONE POINTED THAT OUT AFTERWARD
 
2013-01-07 08:06:52 PM  
Ziggy!!
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-07 08:06:53 PM  

tbaughm: ZIGGLES!

clintster: RYBLACK!


robsul82: ZIGGLES!


Inside out Oreo posts
 
2013-01-07 08:06:59 PM  
Either the crowd noise is being pumped in like crazy or they've assembled every mark they can for Ryback's big win.
 
2013-01-07 08:07:04 PM  

phedex: why is cena excited to see the rock??? Rock kicked his ass last year? kayfabe...how does it work?


Even Cena knows no one wants to remember that match or that build up, so we begin anew!

Or he's such a goshdarn good guy that he holds no hard feelings to getting his ass kicked.
 
2013-01-07 08:07:06 PM  
Niki Bella can attest to that "small man" comment
 
2013-01-07 08:07:10 PM  
Ziggy!

">
 
2013-01-07 08:07:10 PM  
Small man? lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:07:10 PM  
"Ziggy?" You're dead to me, whore. DEAD.
 
2013-01-07 08:07:17 PM  
...a VERY small man!
 
2013-01-07 08:07:28 PM  
TINY PENIS JOKE does not = PG.
 
2013-01-07 08:07:52 PM  
Cena making fun of anyone for using childish humor.  That's superb.
 
2013-01-07 08:08:05 PM  
"HEY! Don't knock sixth grade weiner jokes! It's all I got..."
 
2013-01-07 08:08:06 PM  
So the Rock is in the building...and this is how we start Raw for 2013. This is our "all hands on deck" Raw?
 
2013-01-07 08:08:09 PM  
Weiner jokes = Not PG
 
2013-01-07 08:08:11 PM  
I admit, Cena is making me lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:08:16 PM  
Be a star, you farking hypocrite.
 
2013-01-07 08:08:28 PM  
They're actually doing the wave because Cena tells them to?  We really must be in Marktown.
 
2013-01-07 08:08:30 PM  
This show makes me want to punch Cena

*boots up WWE13*
 
2013-01-07 08:08:46 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "HEY! Don't knock sixth grade weiner jokes! It's all I got..."


I read that "all you got is a 6th grade weiner"
 
2013-01-07 08:08:59 PM  
Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?
 
2013-01-07 08:09:08 PM  
75% of these marks have no idea who Dice Clay is. Way to be current with your insults John.
 
2013-01-07 08:09:17 PM  

TheManofPA: So the Rock is in the building...and this is how we start Raw for 2013. This is our "all hands on deck" Raw?


3 hours to go. Calm down.
 
2013-01-07 08:09:21 PM  
Nice shiner, Ziggler.
 
2013-01-07 08:09:50 PM  
Monday Night Innuendo!
 
2013-01-07 08:09:50 PM  
Ziggler should win the WHC tonight
Lose it at RR
Then win the Rumble

THAT would be unexpected.

Though I attest that CM Punk should stun the Rock....who enters as number 30 in the Rumble
 
2013-01-07 08:09:59 PM  
Wow, this show is definitely not PG.
 
2013-01-07 08:10:01 PM  
this promo suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
 
2013-01-07 08:10:02 PM  
Rubbing off on Big E = Not PG
 
2013-01-07 08:10:04 PM  
Homophobia = BE A STAR
 
2013-01-07 08:10:14 PM  

KrispyKritter: does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?


i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 08:10:21 PM  
So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:22 PM  
Rub Off does not = PG
 
2013-01-07 08:10:27 PM  
BIG E KNOWS HOW TO TALK!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:28 PM  
He can talk, he can talk
 
2013-01-07 08:10:32 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?


What? It's topical.

/O&A party rock
Holy shiat, Ryblack SPEAKS!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:34 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: 75% of these marks have no idea who Dice Clay is. Way to be current with your insults John.


That reference was so dated, Jerry Lawler is going to work with him to give him fresh material.
 
2013-01-07 08:10:37 PM  
he can talk!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:39 PM  
RYBLACK CAN SPEAK

/apologies if he's spoken before
 
2013-01-07 08:10:47 PM  

TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "HEY! Don't knock sixth grade weiner jokes! It's all I got..."

I read that "all you got is a 6th grade weiner"


"Weiner JOKES! Weiner JOKES!"

"Shhh Brain, Soulberg is talking."
 
2013-01-07 08:10:50 PM  
HOLY SHIAT! RYBLACK SPEAKS!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:54 PM  
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2013-01-07 08:10:55 PM  
IT'S REALLY ON
 
2013-01-07 08:11:00 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: He can talk, he can talk


He can siiiiiiiiiing!
 
2013-01-07 08:11:07 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: He can talk, he can talk


HE CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
 
2013-01-07 08:11:15 PM  
CENA chants.  Where the Hell are we.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:18 PM  
Great mic work, Big. E.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: 75% of these marks have no idea who Dice Clay is. Way to be current with your insults John.


I'd like a reference from this century! o/'
 
2013-01-07 08:11:20 PM  
Ziggler needs to go back and get his asscape then come out for the match
 
2013-01-07 08:11:31 PM  
Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:33 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: The_Y2P_Problem: Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?

What? It's topical.

/O&A party rock
Holy shiat, Ryblack SPEAKS!


Not very well, but he's already better than Bobby Lashley and Ryback.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:37 PM  
When did Wayne Brady get so jacked?
 
2013-01-07 08:11:41 PM  

ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-07 08:11:49 PM  

robsul82: RYBLACK CAN SPEAK

/apologies if he's spoken before


And he wasn't terrible, which is a start. That's probably one reason we dislike Ryberg - he's BORING. If Big E can sustain a personality on the mic, maybe he'll be worth watching.

/not getting my hopes up
 
2013-01-07 08:12:20 PM  
so we waited for this epic Ryblack promo...and all we get is "it's on" ?

southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-01-07 08:12:36 PM  
2013 will apparently NOT be the year of PG - innuendo everywhere!
 
2013-01-07 08:12:38 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: robsul82: RYBLACK CAN SPEAK

/apologies if he's spoken before

And he wasn't terrible, which is a start. That's probably one reason we dislike Ryberg - he's BORING. If Big E can sustain a personality on the mic, maybe he'll be worth watching.

/not getting my hopes up


FEED ME A REASONABLE PORTION FOR MY BODY TYPE
 
2013-01-07 08:12:47 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: The_Y2P_Problem: Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?

What? It's topical.

/O&A party rock
Holy shiat, Ryblack SPEAKS!


He has a "comedy" special currently on Showtime on Demand. I lasted 10 minutes.
 
2013-01-07 08:13:10 PM  
It's not unusual...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 08:13:14 PM  
that was horrible
 
2013-01-07 08:13:20 PM  

clintster: HOLY SHIAT! RYBLACK SPEAKS!!!


And he delivered a better promo than Ryback
 
2013-01-07 08:13:50 PM  

clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]


Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.
 
2013-01-07 08:13:57 PM  
Just for Men's commercials have gotten lamer.

I'm as surprised as you that this is possible.
 
2013-01-07 08:14:11 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "HEY! Don't knock sixth grade weiner jokes! It's all I got..."

I read that "all you got is a 6th grade weiner"

"Weiner JOKES! Weiner JOKES!"

"Shhh Brain, Soulberg is talking."


I don't know if I prefer Ryblack to Soulberg because that is some funny shiat right there.
 
2013-01-07 08:14:27 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.


I did, and I want to buy that person a Steveweiser. SOO funny
 
2013-01-07 08:14:34 PM  

Tenor Reaper: phedex: why is cena excited to see the rock??? Rock kicked his ass last year? kayfabe...how does it work?

Even Cena knows no one wants to remember that match or that build up, so we begin anew!

Or he's such a goshdarn good guy that he holds no hard feelings to getting his ass kicked.


Honestly if i had it my way, Rock would enter the rumble. I dont know what stipulations that would assign to that..but i think he would be a great addition to the rumble.
 
2013-01-07 08:14:45 PM  

MagSeven: KellyKellyKelly: The_Y2P_Problem: Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?

What? It's topical.

/O&A party rock
Holy shiat, Ryblack SPEAKS!

He has a "comedy" special currently on Showtime on Demand. I lasted 10 minutes.


Congrats. That's 5 minutes longer than Dice's popularity.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:04 PM  
While I'm thinking of it,

I just bought an Xbox 360 along with a couple of WWE games (13, SvR 09 and LoW). I'm planning on getting a WIFI receiver and going on Xbox Live later this week. Is anyone else here similarly set up? I have a few questions.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:08 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.


*sigh* I'm on it
 
2013-01-07 08:15:23 PM  
Oh, don't even try with the CENA SUCKS part, crowd.  You blow.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:31 PM  
Somebody should compare whatever the Rock says with what he said the last time he showed up after an absence and see how many common themes there are.

WE ARE GO IN CANADIA!

/Finally, the Rock is going to bore me off my arse
 
2013-01-07 08:15:40 PM  

robsul82: CENA chants.  Where the Hell are we.


t-lay.com
 
2013-01-07 08:15:46 PM  
Wait, is this the first Raw of 2013? I don't think I have heard that enough.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:52 PM  
I love the name Soulberg.

And why, every time I see him, does he remind me of:

www.regrettablemusic.com
 
2013-01-07 08:15:54 PM  
"A million tax commercials, TI the season I guess. Brain got your taxes squared away?"

"Depends if Notre Dame wins tonight, if they win I cash in this large wager."

"And if they lose?"

"Next broadcast ill be via satellite from Cambodia."
 
2013-01-07 08:16:02 PM  
why no commentary? king have another heart attack?
 
2013-01-07 08:16:31 PM  
John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!
 
2013-01-07 08:16:44 PM  

Mind of the North Star: robsul82: CENA chants.  Where the Hell are we.

[t-lay.com image 54x11]


Ah, folks who couldn't get in to the Impact Zone, then.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:07 PM  
No commentary means you can hear ALLLLLL of Cena's conversation in the ring.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:14 PM  
MITB > Nuclear football
 
2013-01-07 08:17:20 PM  

TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!


BUT HE FARKED NO FAT CHICKS. Hence, disappointment.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:20 PM  
watching the cold open - a possible The Rock vs. Ryback - file that under who gives a shiat. XD
 
2013-01-07 08:17:37 PM  

TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!


And we were all disappointed
 
2013-01-07 08:17:40 PM  
wow, this is a mark-ass crowd.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:56 PM  
Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:04 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.


Well, I would but my signature move is the piledriver and since only the Undertaker can do that in the E now, I'd kinda be up shiat creek without a paddle.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:06 PM  
Vince is rubbing his penis as he listens to this crowd. They listen to him. They do what he wants. It's like the way it used to be...
 
2013-01-07 08:18:08 PM  
What was the average age of that last Cena chant? 13?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:08 PM  
Cena with a somewhat original move on that suplex (for him).

/must really be a new year
 
2013-01-07 08:18:18 PM  
Ok, what did I miss? Cena sucks.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:24 PM  
Isn't Ryblack supposed to be good on the stick in FCW?

It could be that the soap writers are terrible and hurting someone again. Then again, it maybe that he was a face there and isn't used to "dumb monster heel" role
 
2013-01-07 08:18:31 PM  
Never mind - it's back.

And now I wish it wasn't.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:37 PM  
I'm hearing commentary on USA...other people not getting commentary?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:45 PM  

tbaughm: ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.

*sigh* I'm on it


Look, you roll into the ring and engage with NO ONE!!! Just lay on the apron and hold on to the bottom rope for about an hour. When it gets down to 1 other guy we send Tenor in to job him while tbaughm distracts the refs. WE CAN'T MISS!!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:19:01 PM  

Farktologist: Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?


You're lucky. It's the Kole and King Komedy Hour.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:06 PM  

Farktologist: Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?


It's your creek. I'm getting plenty of Cole and King in my ears.  I'm willing to share with you.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:09 PM  
Farking Florida.  Can't vote in favor of presidents OR professional wrestlers.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:13 PM  
LMS champ checkin' in!
 
2013-01-07 08:19:25 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!

BUT HE FARKED NO FAT CHICKS. Hence, disappointment.


Please, I don't believe that for a second. Though I'm pretty sure he had to screw both Bellas and DBD over Christmas to get them up to his proper 5 knuckle shuffle weight
 
2013-01-07 08:19:29 PM  

eddievercetti: Ok, what did I miss? Cena sucks.


Weiner jokes.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:44 PM  
Oh Cena, you so subtle.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:56 PM  
AJ looks spinner-licious tonight.

And Big E looks like a troll out of a Tolkien novel.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:06 PM  
Commentary just started up for me. Damn.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:25 PM  

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.

*sigh* I'm on it

Look, you roll into the ring and engage with NO ONE!!! Just lay on the apron and hold on to the bottom rope for about an hour. When it gets down to 1 other guy we send Tenor in to job him while tbaughm distracts the refs. WE CAN'T MISS!!!!


ladieswrestlingent.webs.com
Ah, the Santina stategy. Eeeeeexcellent.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:33 PM  
Langston showing some personality. Good. Good....
 
2013-01-07 08:20:38 PM  
That was weird - all the sound from the crowd, all the sound from the ring, but nothing from Cole or King.

It was nice. I want to go back to that place.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:40 PM  
"What do you call Soulberg's hairdo Brain, it's kinda Mohawk, kinda Afro..."

"Mofro?"
 
2013-01-07 08:20:56 PM  
Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?
 
2013-01-07 08:21:08 PM  
Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:21:36 PM  
Who cut off my mic on the streams? Isn't that Punk's shtick?
 
2013-01-07 08:21:41 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.

I did, and I want to buy that person a Steveweiser. SOO funny


It was so perfect in its randomness and simplicity.
 
2013-01-07 08:21:52 PM  
Your terrible delivery isn't helping me, AJ.

Your heart seems to be like a Mr. Potato head! :D

/okay that was silly and petty
 
2013-01-07 08:21:57 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "What do you call Soulberg's hairdo Brain, it's kinda Mohawk, kinda Afro..."

"Mofro?"


The Lower Case T?
 
2013-01-07 08:22:45 PM  

ShiningWizard: Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz


That guy is the product of a Bud Light Lime fueled "Bromantic Encounter" between Zack Ryder and The Big O.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:27 PM  
Oh AJ, you want me to go to ESPN do you?
 
2013-01-07 08:23:45 PM  

ShiningWizard: Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz


I wanna dress him in a Heath Slater costume and direct him in JBL's direction
i.ytimg.com
Over and over again.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:53 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.

I did, and I want to buy that person a Steveweiser. SOO funny

It was so perfect in its randomness and simplicity.


Agreed.
 
2013-01-07 08:24:31 PM  
A new move!

And it looks clumsy and awkward!
 
2013-01-07 08:24:32 PM  
Oooh. That was kind of hot.
 
2013-01-07 08:24:37 PM  
i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 08:24:44 PM  

eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?


Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!
 
2013-01-07 08:25:09 PM  
Sup guys

I see Cena is putting on a good match
 
2013-01-07 08:25:10 PM  
Hehehe, even the marks started counting on those elbow drops.
 
2013-01-07 08:25:13 PM  
You know, it would be pretty cool to see Dolph get knocked out and then out of nowhere cash-in later.

I don't think we are getting a cash-in though with him in the rumble.
 
2013-01-07 08:25:15 PM  
"AJ distracted Cena so Dolph go do a legal move?"

"Managers today just ain't got it anymore Monsoon."
 
2013-01-07 08:25:34 PM  
time for the shield to run in
 
2013-01-07 08:25:40 PM  
Cena just no sold everyone of ziggles elbow drops.

What just happened?
 
2013-01-07 08:25:40 PM  
And Cena is dead.
 
2013-01-07 08:25:55 PM  

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!


I have it. Been making characters like they're on sale.

/50 slots!
//I can make my own fed!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:26:00 PM  

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!


I like it a lot. CAW is always a good thing. I prefer Universe mode to the Attitude Era mode honestly.
 
2013-01-07 08:26:08 PM  
Man, it would be fun if the Rock just laid Cena out for opening the show.
 
2013-01-07 08:26:44 PM  
Spear him, Ziggles!

(5 seconds later)

Shoulda speared him.
 
2013-01-07 08:27:00 PM  
Cena is doing his Comeback! Quick Ziggler press B!
 
2013-01-07 08:27:00 PM  
Damn, Dolph is great.
 
2013-01-07 08:27:02 PM  
That fat Cena fan in the audience is going farking crazy!
 
2013-01-07 08:27:04 PM  

clintster: ShiningWizard: Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz

I wanna dress him in a Heath Slater costume and direct him in JBL's direction
[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
Over and over again.


Gonna make me go there already?
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 08:27:19 PM  
l Check out the guy in the cena gear in the front row
 
2013-01-07 08:27:45 PM  
Also those are some farkin slow counts.
 
2013-01-07 08:27:54 PM  

MagSeven: That fat Cena fan in the audience is going farking crazy!


Well, that narrows it down.
 
2013-01-07 08:28:05 PM  
Just stay down Cena. fark already!
 
2013-01-07 08:28:07 PM  
I am shocked... i'm actually enjoying a cena match

don't blow it with a crappy ending
 
2013-01-07 08:28:14 PM  
Ziggler is carrying Cena to a hell of a match here
 
2013-01-07 08:28:22 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Also those are some farkin slow counts.


I hated Chioda in the early WWE games because his counts were molasses. (Is this him? I dunno, we were talking about WWE games)
 
2013-01-07 08:28:25 PM  
SUPERKICK

2.999999999
 
2013-01-07 08:28:28 PM  
Holy crap, they should have ended on that superkick. That was flat out AWESOME!
 
2013-01-07 08:28:29 PM  
OH COME ON!!!!!! FARK SUPERCENA!!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:28:40 PM  
Damn good match for the New Year
 
2013-01-07 08:28:41 PM  
ZUPER KICK!

Ok, so that's like, three finishers or signatures Cena has kicked out of...
 
2013-01-07 08:28:44 PM  
Ill say this. This opening match, cena and ziggs knows how to sell near falls properly.
 
2013-01-07 08:28:46 PM  
l fark YOU VINCE. YOU FOOLED ME.
 
2013-01-07 08:28:47 PM  

ferro_man: I am shocked... i'm actually enjoying a cena match

don't blow it with a crappy ending


Konami Code for Super Cena mode at the ready....
 
2013-01-07 08:28:59 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: l Check out the guy in the cena gear in the front row


That dude is marking out hard.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:02 PM  
"Cena just won't go down!"

"Because Dolph isn't fat enough."

"Will you stop?"
 
2013-01-07 08:29:05 PM  
Dammit!! He's used all his finishers and Vinny still won't let anybody go over Cena clean.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:28 PM  

silgryphon: Damn good match for the New Year


THIS IS A MATCH OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE!
 
2013-01-07 08:29:40 PM  
Fark you Cena.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:41 PM  
Don't even try with the BOO/YAY sequence the right way, Florida.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:44 PM  
Just once give someone a clean win over Cena! (Rock doesn't count)
 
2013-01-07 08:29:51 PM  
BOO CENA! YAY ZIGGLER!

The world is back in order!
 
2013-01-07 08:29:52 PM  
BOO YAY punches, and who gets the boo?

Cena, of course.
 
2013-01-07 08:30:16 PM  
This has actually been a damn good match...Ziggler has just sold us a 4 star Cena match.

*gasp*
 
2013-01-07 08:30:17 PM  
i.imgur.com

After Cena kicking out of multiple finishers, he's going to win with one AA isn't he?
 
2013-01-07 08:30:17 PM  
Ref bumP!

Who is gonna interfere now
 
2013-01-07 08:30:18 PM  
Ref bump!
 
2013-01-07 08:30:24 PM  
BooYAYBooYAY

Make up your minds!
 
2013-01-07 08:30:37 PM  
Big E, Baby!!
 
2013-01-07 08:30:39 PM  
There goes the ref.  We need Cena to have the visual fall so Ziggler's win is awful.
 
2013-01-07 08:30:46 PM  
that is the weakest STF i've ever seen.
 
2013-01-07 08:30:51 PM  
Someone hit the green triangle I see, lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:31:03 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Cena just won't go down!"

"Because Dolph isn't fat enough."

"Will you stop?"

www.improvelife.info 
You owe me, you magnificent bastard(s).
 
2013-01-07 08:31:12 PM  
Cena finally lost something...a shoe.
 
2013-01-07 08:31:16 PM  
2.99999999999999999999999999
 
2013-01-07 08:31:22 PM  
Fark you Cena! Fark you in your weird looking ears!!
 
2013-01-07 08:31:27 PM  
Oh come on

Super Cena mode just unlocked
 
2013-01-07 08:31:31 PM  
WHY THE HELL WOULD THE REF COUNT AFTER SEEING RYBLACK CHEAT?
 
2013-01-07 08:31:40 PM  
So, did that ref that ran down NOT SEE RYBLACK CHEAT?

Farking WWE Logic...
 
2013-01-07 08:31:52 PM  
Yeah fark u supercena. Good match though.
 
2013-01-07 08:31:52 PM  
You know what, Big E's finisher is pretty cool.

Cena has kicked out of 2 Dolph finishers.......a Superkick, Big E's finisher....and finished Dolph in ONE FRICKING MOVE AND NO SELLS THE WHOLE MATCH

I'm not liking 2013
 
2013-01-07 08:32:00 PM  
AWWWW CRAPZ!!!!

Who throws a shoe? I mean really!
 
2013-01-07 08:32:05 PM  
I want a screencap of the disappointed Ziggles fan after Cena won.
 
2013-01-07 08:32:08 PM  
HORSESHIAT ENDING.

FARK CENA
 
2013-01-07 08:32:16 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: WHY THE HELL WOULD THE REF COUNT AFTER SEEING RYBLACK CHEAT?


Jinx
 
2013-01-07 08:32:33 PM  
How the fark did Cena lose a shoe
 
2013-01-07 08:32:35 PM  
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE OVER NERDS
 
2013-01-07 08:32:38 PM  

YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

 
2013-01-07 08:32:47 PM  
Of course he's full of energy right now. He only took like 7 finishers during that match
 
2013-01-07 08:32:51 PM  
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-07 08:32:52 PM  
Just how many finishers did Cena take? 3? 4?
 
2013-01-07 08:32:55 PM  
what just happened?
i lost the feed right as Big E was at the top of the ramp...and now the match is over?

WTF
 
2013-01-07 08:33:06 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Dammit!! He's used all his finishers and Vinny still won't let anybody go over Cena clean.


Or dirty for that matter.
 
2013-01-07 08:33:12 PM  

Dougie AXP: HORSESHIAT ENDING.

FARK CENA


I know, it was a great match too. Dolph was great and Cena really upped it during the match. It just sucks when it ends like that.
 
2013-01-07 08:33:27 PM  

eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!


UUDDLRLRBABA
 
2013-01-07 08:33:27 PM  
Wow...not a bad match to start the night!
 
2013-01-07 08:33:32 PM  

ferro_man: what just happened?
i lost the feed right as Big E was at the top of the ramp...and now the match is over?

WTF


Vince plugged in the Game Shark.
 
2013-01-07 08:33:41 PM  

TheManofPA: After Cena kicking out of multiple finishers, he's going to win with one AA isn't he?


Wizard
 
2013-01-07 08:33:53 PM  

MagSeven: Just how many finishers did Cena take? 3? 4?


2 Zig Zags
1 Superkick
1 Big E finisher
 
2013-01-07 08:34:03 PM  
"One with one shoe"

"Because his shoelaces didn't have enough hustle or respect. Monsoon."
 
2013-01-07 08:34:16 PM  
Please be a Kharma return...
 
2013-01-07 08:34:34 PM  

tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA


UUDDLRLRBABABRRRAAAPPPPADOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-01-07 08:34:44 PM  
Vince, don't even think bringing Eve in after that horseshiat ending is gonna satisfy me.
 
2013-01-07 08:34:58 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: After Cena kicking out of multiple finishers, he's going to win with one AA isn't he?

Wizard


That's like the Neville Longbottom of Wizards

Oh gawd, Kaitlyn is going to win the belt BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO SHOCK THE WORLD RAW!

Also, last year's Rumble match was entertaining as hell.
 
2013-01-07 08:35:01 PM  

TheManofPA: MagSeven: Just how many finishers did Cena take? 3? 4?

2 Zig Zags
1 Superkick
1 Big E finisher


And a sleeper, which Dolph has used as a finisher too.
 
2013-01-07 08:35:09 PM  

MagSeven: tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA

UUDDLRLRBABABRRRAAAPPPPADOOOOOOOOOOOO!


*applause*
 
2013-01-07 08:35:23 PM  

tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA


Wait a minute....

WAIT A MINUTE!

*listens to John Cena's opening jibberish 20 times in super slow speed*

Of course....

He's not saying arrabadoo or whatever the hell it was... He's reciting the Konami Code so he gets 30 lives before his match!
 
2013-01-07 08:35:25 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Dammit!! He's used all his finishers and Vinny still won't let anybody go over Cena clean.

Or dirty for that matter.


A valid point. Should've waited for the ridiculously bad finish before I complained, since it only got worse. Not a good start to 2013 here in the fWc.....
 
2013-01-07 08:35:31 PM  
Anyone who wasn't sold on Ziggler before ought to be now that he just pulled that match out of John Cena.
 
2013-01-07 08:35:39 PM  

TheManofPA: MagSeven: Just how many finishers did Cena take? 3? 4?

2 Zig Zags
1 Superkick
1 Big E finisher


You forgot AJ's slap.

WWE PPV level selling.
 
2013-01-07 08:35:44 PM  

tbaughm: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!

I like it a lot. CAW is always a good thing. I prefer Universe mode to the Attitude Era mode honestly.


SO what is your finisher?

I use a mongolian chop-green mist-superkick. Call it The Devil's Whisper, lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:35:50 PM  
question: Michael Cole said during the match that ziggler had to worry about getting DQed... Why? Wouldn't getting DQed while beating on Cena be a perfectly Heel way to end the match?
 
2013-01-07 08:35:59 PM  

MagSeven: tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA

UUDDLRLRBABABRRRAAAPPPPADOOOOOOOOOOOO!


i1263.photobucket.com
/all hail ShiningWizard
 
2013-01-07 08:36:02 PM  
Rock vs cena was the most anticipated match? Bite me Vince.
 
2013-01-07 08:37:04 PM  
I just realized my CAW on WWE 13 has a moveset that's a combination of Ziggler, Tajiri, and Edge
 
2013-01-07 08:37:05 PM  
Maybe we will get a good diva match for the New Year
 
2013-01-07 08:37:28 PM  

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!

I like it a lot. CAW is always a good thing. I prefer Universe mode to the Attitude Era mode honestly.

SO what is your finisher?

I use a mongolian chop-green mist-superkick. Call it The Devil's Whisper, lulz


I use the Vertebreaker for my main CAW character for his front finish and I created a Diving Double Knee Drop for his top rope finisher.
 
2013-01-07 08:37:44 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Dammit!! He's used all his finishers and Vinny still won't let anybody go over Cena clean.

Or dirty for that matter.

A valid point. Should've waited for the ridiculously bad finish before I complained, since it only got worse. Not a good start to 2013 here in the fWc.....


Oh we are most definitely getting:
Rock beats Punk and ends the streak
Cena wins the rumble
Cena beats Rock at WM
HHH gets his revenge and dominates Bork

The only thing that can save that shiatstorm coming is A)Dolph does something we remember; B)Punk/Taker bring down the house in an amazing WM match (i don't care who wins)
 
2013-01-07 08:38:02 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA

Wait a minute....

WAIT A MINUTE!

*listens to John Cena's opening jibberish 20 times in super slow speed*

Of course....

He's not saying arrabadoo or whatever the hell it was... He's reciting the Konami Code so he gets 30 lives before his match!


"GODDAMNIT!"

"What Brain?"

"That was good Scotch I just spewed all over the announcers desk."

"Good Scotch?"

"$2.99 a bottle, better be good!"
 
2013-01-07 08:38:29 PM  

silgryphon: Maybe we will get a good diva match for the New Year


You did see that Kaitlyn was in it right?

Ah heck, why not? COMON KAITLYN!!!! (don't failboat this one)
 
2013-01-07 08:38:29 PM  

Farktologist: Anyone who wasn't sold on Ziggler before ought to be now that he just pulled that match out of John Cena.


I completely agree.
 
2013-01-07 08:38:29 PM  

clintster: MagSeven: tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA

UUDDLRLRBABABRRRAAAPPPPADOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 306x432]
/all hail ShiningWizard


I want those Game Gear games. But then, I'm a filthy video game collecting addict.

/Searches Ebay for Custer's Revenge
 
2013-01-07 08:38:37 PM  

ferro_man: question: Michael Cole said during the match that ziggler had to worry about getting DQed... Why? Wouldn't getting DQed while beating on Cena be a perfectly Heel way to end the match?


You ask as though you're under the impression that Cole's commentary is supposed to make any sort of logical sense.
 
2013-01-07 08:39:07 PM  
The fark squirrel is shilling for pepto bismol now?
 
2013-01-07 08:39:20 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!

I like it a lot. CAW is always a good thing. I prefer Universe mode to the Attitude Era mode honestly.

SO what is your finisher?

I use a mongolian chop-green mist-superkick. Call it The Devil's Whisper, lulz

I use the Vertebreaker for my main CAW character for his front finish and I created a Diving Double Knee Drop for his top rope finisher.


Still trying to figure a good ground-based finisher. I have a pretty good Savage Elbow I'm using.
 
2013-01-07 08:39:25 PM  

Farktologist: Anyone who wasn't sold on Ziggler before ought to be now that he just pulled that match out of John Cena.


I'd like to see if Dolph-DBD for the WHC could beat the DBD-Punk matches.

DBD-Punk got hurt by some of the extra AJ stuff that they would botch. It's not that it couldn't have been good, but the soap opera writers botch every time they add a female to the story.

Kaityln wins at 8:44
 
2013-01-07 08:39:27 PM  
So when did AJ pass Eve on the hotness scale?  I mean, I do love Eve still...but AJ...

www.wwebulls.com

...giggity!
 
2013-01-07 08:39:53 PM  

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!


THQ is NOT dead. It went bankrupt. It is possible that all games in production will still be made.
 
2013-01-07 08:40:01 PM  
I'm calling Kaitlyn to be the 1st person ever to win a belt after a jobber entrance

/lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:40:03 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The fark squirrel is shilling for pepto bismol now?


Naaah, his nuts aren't big enough.
 
2013-01-07 08:40:34 PM  

TheManofPA: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Dammit!! He's used all his finishers and Vinny still won't let anybody go over Cena clean.

Or dirty for that matter.

A valid point. Should've waited for the ridiculously bad finish before I complained, since it only got worse. Not a good start to 2013 here in the fWc.....

Oh we are most definitely getting:
Rock beats Punk and ends the streak
Cena wins the rumble
Cena beats Rock at WM
HHH gets his revenge and dominates Bork

The only thing that can save that shiatstorm coming is A)Dolph does something we remember; B)Punk/Taker bring down the house in an amazing WM match (i don't care who wins)


I was hoping to ignore those facts. It just depresses me to dwell on them.
 
2013-01-07 08:40:37 PM  
Oh I see they have twitter crap up about the Rock
 
2013-01-07 08:40:49 PM  
Divas? Well, I already went to the bathroom...this is gonna suck though.
 
2013-01-07 08:40:54 PM  
We are dangerously close to getting kaitlyn butt crack.
 
2013-01-07 08:40:58 PM  

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!

I like it a lot. CAW is always a good thing. I prefer Universe mode to the Attitude Era mode honestly.

SO what is your finisher?

I use a mongolian chop-green mist-superkick. Call it The Devil's Whisper, lulz


Main: Oklahoma lift into a piledriver pin. Chaos Theory.
Alternate: Edgeucator/Ziggler's Superkick
 
2013-01-07 08:41:10 PM  

ShiningWizard: I'm calling Kaitlyn to be the 1st person ever to win a belt after a jobber entrance

/lulz


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-07 08:41:15 PM  
Hey let the girl tie her shoes!
 
2013-01-07 08:41:29 PM  
Rock's first WWE Championship win was on PPV, random Twitter person, not Raw.
 
2013-01-07 08:41:29 PM  
"Not my fault"

Love it Eve!
 
2013-01-07 08:41:39 PM  

ShiningWizard: I'm calling Kaitlyn to be the 1st person ever to win a belt after a jobber entrance

/lulz


Biatch can't even tie her shoelaces. Let's slow down with the belt-givin'.
 
2013-01-07 08:41:47 PM  
"The WWE with the CNN style ticker on the bottom, Brain."

"How else are we gonna know when a second fat girl hits the south Cena?"

"WILL YOU STOP?"
 
2013-01-07 08:41:51 PM  
SMACKDOWN NUMBAH ONE REFEREE needs to get control of this match.
 
2013-01-07 08:41:56 PM  
Lots of shoddy footwear in the WWE.
 
2013-01-07 08:42:00 PM  

clintster: The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!

I like it a lot. CAW is always a good thing. I prefer Universe mode to the Attitude Era mode honestly.

SO what is your finisher?

I use a mongolian chop-green mist-superkick. Call it The Devil's Whisper, lulz

I use the Vertebreaker for my main CAW character for his front finish and I created a Diving Double Knee Drop for his top rope finisher.

Still trying to figure a good ground-based finisher. I have a pretty good Savage Elbow I'm using.


I used to use Tajiri's Buzzsaw Kick, but that's not in WWE 13
 
2013-01-07 08:42:10 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: I'm calling Kaitlyn to be the 1st person ever to win a belt after a jobber entrance

/lulz

Biatch can't even tie her shoelaces. Let's slow down with the belt-givin'.


Tying shoes is SO HARD when you have to support dat rack and dat hair
 
2013-01-07 08:42:19 PM  
Also, with the posts from earlier, if Cena was a heel, his no-selling works great. YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, I'm indestructable. You indy darlings and your technically wrestling: A) Can't pin me, B)Can't make me tap out and I can beat you in 1 move.

It builds great suspense if your hero needs to stun him
 
2013-01-07 08:42:20 PM  
Most couples have the broken heart necklace they can combine to show their love.  Kaitlyn and Seth Rollins share a head of hair.
 
2013-01-07 08:42:53 PM  

Tenor Reaper: KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: I'm calling Kaitlyn to be the 1st person ever to win a belt after a jobber entrance

/lulz

Biatch can't even tie her shoelaces. Let's slow down with the belt-givin'.

Tying shoes is SO HARD when you have to support dat rack and dat hair


Then she needs to invest in velcro.
 
2013-01-07 08:43:01 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "The WWE with the CNN style ticker on the bottom, Brain."

"How else are we gonna know when a second fat girl hits the south Cena?"

"WILL YOU STOP?"


lulz
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 08:43:02 PM  

Rhames: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!

THQ is NOT dead. It went bankrupt. It is possible that all games in production will still be made.


I'd say a lot more than possible, they have a bunch of IP that is scheduled to come out Q1 (south park comes to mind and is going to be hot) and i would pretty much bet money that a number of different companies will buy their series. Saints Row, WWE, and a few others are really strong titles IMO.

/back to wrasslin
 
2013-01-07 08:44:02 PM  
Cena kicks out of five finishers and title match ends with that.  Cool.
 
2013-01-07 08:44:09 PM  
A countout!

Nice going WWE
just what I wanted
 
2013-01-07 08:44:24 PM  
And another "Eff you" ending.

No, Vince. Eff. YOU.
 
2013-01-07 08:44:25 PM  
Da fuq eve?

/well that's one way to keep your belt I guess.
 
2013-01-07 08:44:27 PM  
btw, Kaitlin is my kind of sexy. I like her.
 
2013-01-07 08:44:39 PM  
BAMA 7-0
 
2013-01-07 08:44:41 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Tenor Reaper: KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: I'm calling Kaitlyn to be the 1st person ever to win a belt after a jobber entrance

/lulz

Biatch can't even tie her shoelaces. Let's slow down with the belt-givin'.

Tying shoes is SO HARD when you have to support dat rack and dat hair

Then she needs to invest in velcro.


Or duct tape. That fixes stuff right?
 
2013-01-07 08:45:03 PM  
It's bad when my Bollywood soaps have more plot development than this show.

PUNCH! PUNCH! SLEEPER! ERRRGHHH GIANT CENA SLEEPY
 
2013-01-07 08:45:09 PM  
OK, the pedostache of Cody's is starting to officially creep me out.  Ugh.
 
2013-01-07 08:45:14 PM  
Man, the Codystache is really coming along.
 
2013-01-07 08:45:14 PM  
FU ending 3 time. This is nontitle, which means the bad guys win and pin DBD
 
2013-01-07 08:45:16 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: And another "Eff you" ending.

No, Vince. Eff. YOU.


"WWE: Get the F Out!"
 
2013-01-07 08:45:55 PM  

Tenor Reaper: It's bad when my Bollywood soaps have more plot development than this show.

PUNCH! PUNCH! SLEEPER! ERRRGHHH GIANT CENA SLEEPY


What channel is that on?
 
2013-01-07 08:46:09 PM  

Tenor Reaper: It's bad when my Bollywood soaps have more plot development than this show.

PUNCH! PUNCH! SLEEPER! ERRRGHHH GIANT CENA SLEEPY


You still got another 2 or 3 finishers that won't work to go ... *sad wizard*
 
2013-01-07 08:46:22 PM  
So wait... We're getting Scary Movie 5 AND another shiatty horror movie parody film this year?

fark you 2013. fark you in your goat ass.
 
2013-01-07 08:47:15 PM  

TheManofPA: FU ending 3 time. This is nontitle, which means the bad guys win and pin DBD


I don't mind Sandow getting over if it comes to that. DBD won't care as Mr. OVER AS FARK anyway
 
2013-01-07 08:47:16 PM  

silgryphon: Tenor Reaper: It's bad when my Bollywood soaps have more plot development than this show.

PUNCH! PUNCH! SLEEPER! ERRRGHHH GIANT CENA SLEEPY

What channel is that on?


Whatever channel you get Asian Television Network XD
 
2013-01-07 08:47:28 PM  

TheManofPA: FU ending 3 time. This is nontitle, which means the bad guys win and pin DBD


And probably in a very short match. God forbid we give any time to 4 guys who can really work. We need more promo time for Rocky (and probably for SuperCena again, too)
 
2013-01-07 08:47:47 PM  
"2013 is starting off rough Brain."

"Can you blame it Monsoon, after Dec. 21st it wasn't even supposed to exist, it's gonna take a while to get going."
 
2013-01-07 08:48:09 PM  

TheManofPA: FU ending 3 time. This is nontitle, which means the bad guys win and pin DBD


thehut.pantherssl.com
Sir, step away from the Time Turner and put your wand in the air.
 
2013-01-07 08:48:22 PM  

TheManofPA: BAMA 7-0


Lotta Notre dame marks in the crowd too. They were pissed at that fair catch call.
 
2013-01-07 08:49:09 PM  
Is Mama based on the Genesis song?
 
2013-01-07 08:49:15 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: So wait... We're getting Scary Movie 5 AND another shiatty horror movie parody film this year?

fark you 2013. fark you in your goat ass.


Shutup or i';ll punch you in the ghost balls
 
2013-01-07 08:49:32 PM  
Ricky Steamboat! Fark yeah!
 
2013-01-07 08:49:40 PM  
STEAMBOAT!

And he barely gets a pop from these farking mouthbreathers in Florida.
 
2013-01-07 08:49:41 PM  
No, I will not be at Raw next Monday...I had to spend $ on Texan playoff tickets.
 
2013-01-07 08:49:57 PM  
Liu Kang...I mean Steamboat!
 
2013-01-07 08:50:01 PM  
Looks like Ricky got a toupee.
 
2013-01-07 08:50:12 PM  
STEAMBOAT!
 
2013-01-07 08:50:20 PM  

TheManofPA: BAMA 7-0


Correction: Bama+Refs 9 - ND 0
 
2013-01-07 08:50:24 PM  
Well well well...
B - A
DOUBLE R
E
DOUBLE T
 
2013-01-07 08:50:32 PM  
CHEER FOR HIM YOU FARKS!
 
2013-01-07 08:50:37 PM  
Poop time
BOO orton
 
2013-01-07 08:51:02 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: STEAMBOAT!

And he barely gets a pop from these farking mouthbreathers in Florida.


He has to be dressed in a gi-type outfit and a headband in order to get it through their thick skulls.

Maybe.
 
2013-01-07 08:51:09 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: STEAMBOAT!

And he barely gets a pop from these farking mouthbreathers in Florida.


I know it's a virtual impossibility, but I want Savage to be inducted into the HOF so Steamboat can induct him.
 
2013-01-07 08:51:19 PM  

RevMercutio: Looks like Ricky got a toupee.


I was wondering where all of that hair came from...
 
2013-01-07 08:51:23 PM  
Holy crap it's Orton!

/gots nutin
 
2013-01-07 08:51:25 PM  
I think Jinder's wearing guyliner.
 
2013-01-07 08:51:29 PM  
Ha 3mb will last 9 seconds in the rumble
 
2013-01-07 08:51:40 PM  
Did the mark crowd just pop for Heath Slater?
 
2013-01-07 08:51:47 PM  
OH shiat. It's over. 3MB is gonna main event Wrestlemania.
 
2013-01-07 08:51:49 PM  
Orton should choose to fight their drum machine or keytar player.
 
2013-01-07 08:52:09 PM  
That's right, Heath, you're gonna go to Wrasslemania BAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
 
2013-01-07 08:52:13 PM  
Randy says he's going to kill Heath Slater.
 
2013-01-07 08:52:16 PM  
I would love to see Heath Slater in the final 3 or 4 of the Rumble
 
2013-01-07 08:52:21 PM  
3MB is getting a pop? ABOUT TIME!
 
2013-01-07 08:52:26 PM  

RevMercutio: I think Jinder's wearing guyliner.


I thought Heath was...
 
2013-01-07 08:52:31 PM  

Shady_Short_Busser: RevMercutio: Looks like Ricky got a toupee.

I was wondering where all of that hair came from...


He might've done the hair transplant deal that Chavito and Tommy Dreamer did.
 
2013-01-07 08:52:34 PM  
did Randy just make a death threat?

Ah crap...
 
2013-01-07 08:52:58 PM  

Shady_Short_Busser: RevMercutio: I think Jinder's wearing guyliner.

I thought Heath was...


They all are.
 
2013-01-07 08:53:01 PM  
Trailer: Parker
First Thought: Jason Statham looks pretty good with hair.
 
2013-01-07 08:53:02 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Magic Wand, make my BIG RED MONSTER Grow!
 
2013-01-07 08:53:08 PM  
I love how King has to try and explain the "joke" that the WWE writing geniuses gave Randy to use.
 
2013-01-07 08:53:18 PM  

silgryphon: Ha 3mb will last 9 seconds in the rumble

I just hope there is a segment where Shield ends up in the ring together and works as a team to eliminate like 7 people
 
2013-01-07 08:53:23 PM  
Damnit Notre Dame, at least make this shiat close!!!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:53:38 PM  
YES! YES! YES!
 
2013-01-07 08:53:39 PM  
YES! NO! WOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-01-07 08:53:41 PM  
How much bigger can DB's beard get?>
 
2013-01-07 08:53:58 PM  
TRENDING!
 
2013-01-07 08:54:00 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

hmm.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-07 08:54:00 PM  
SI SI SI
 
2013-01-07 08:54:13 PM  
All hail THE DAZZLER!
 
2013-01-07 08:54:16 PM  
Dammit, heart attack, try harder!

/holy crap, does Lawler stink on the mic
 
2013-01-07 08:54:16 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Damnit Notre Dame, at least make this shiat close!!!!!


Kinda hard to win when you're playing the Crimson Tide and the Zebras
 
2013-01-07 08:54:17 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: I love how King has to try and explain the "joke" that the WWE writing geniuses gave Randy to use.


'Cause explaining a joke just makes it FUNNIER!
 
2013-01-07 08:54:21 PM  
I don't think #ROCKONRAW is trending more than #PEDOSCOUSINS
 
2013-01-07 08:54:26 PM  
Crowd is into it when dbd appears.
 
2013-01-07 08:54:41 PM  

Rhames: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

Magic Wand, make my BIG RED MONSTER Grow!


You know... I may have seen too much hentai, but my sick mind went immediately to gigantic clenises.

Clenii? Clenisissisisises?
 
2013-01-07 08:54:51 PM  
Gotta admit, that is a pretty bad-assed No No No leather jacket that DBD has.
 
2013-01-07 08:54:56 PM  
BAMA 14-0. Raw's results might not be too bad if Bama takes a 28 pt lead after 1.
 
2013-01-07 08:56:06 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Rhames: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

Magic Wand, make my BIG RED MONSTER Grow!

You know... I may have seen too much hentai, but my sick mind went immediately to gigantic clenises.

Clenii? Clenisissisisises?


"Chyna Peppers."

"Ew...."
 
2013-01-07 08:56:17 PM  

TheManofPA: BAMA 14-0. Raw's results might not be too bad if Bama takes a 28 pt lead after 1.


The screen in front of me (TV/computer/Fark) is on Raw, and the screen behind me is on the NC Game. I think I made the correct choice on which one to prioritize. (Though that kick catch interference call was crap.)
 
2013-01-07 08:56:47 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Trailer: Parker
First Thought: Jason Statham looks pretty good with hair.


TrailerParker, lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:56:48 PM  
Oh look Bama's winning over the Irish so Vince might have a good night...ass.
 
2013-01-07 08:57:04 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Rhames: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

Magic Wand, make my BIG RED MONSTER Grow!

You know... I may have seen too much hentai, but my sick mind went immediately to gigantic clenises.

Clenii? Clenisissisisises?


You're not the only one. And I think it's Clenisai.
 
2013-01-07 08:57:04 PM  

phedex: [codywithpornstache.jpg]

hmm.

[freddiemercurywithfreddiemercurystache.jpg]


OK, that made me laugh a little harder than I expected to...well done.
 
2013-01-07 08:57:06 PM  
I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.
 
2013-01-07 08:57:16 PM  
Lawler's Heart Attack totally jobbed to JR's Bell's Palsy.
 
2013-01-07 08:57:23 PM  
HOLY CRAP

did anyone catch the burger king commercial with a freaking Death Angel song playing in it? The Ultra-Violence?? only my FAVORITE death angel song ever.

Link
 
2013-01-07 08:57:33 PM  
save us Sandow!
 
2013-01-07 08:57:46 PM  
Oh booo Rhodes Scholars got a jobber entrance. Probably do give that shiathead Rock more time to make stupid jokes
 
2013-01-07 08:58:01 PM  
Also, it should be mandatory that any time TRS comes out, Sandow is require to have at least 5 minutes of mic time.
 
2013-01-07 08:58:27 PM  
Please don;t let this be the night that Team Hell No loses the titles. I'm not ready for that day to come yet.
 
2013-01-07 08:58:38 PM  

tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.


I can ruin that buzz for you:

It means that Alabama wins the National Title again.
 
2013-01-07 08:58:59 PM  
"aaaaand he shall reign for ever and eeeeeever..."
The best/worst thing about Sandow's "Hallelujah" entrance is taht if it goes on too long, I start to sing the bass part of the chorus along with it.

Miss doing chorale.
 
2013-01-07 08:59:06 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Please don;t let this be the night that Team Hell No loses the titles. I'm not ready for that day to come yet.


Nevermind - not a title match apparently. My bad.
 
2013-01-07 08:59:55 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Rhames: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

Magic Wand, make my BIG RED MONSTER Grow!

You know... I may have seen too much hentai, but my sick mind went immediately to gigantic clenises.

Clenii? Clenisissisisises?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-07 08:59:57 PM  
Dazzler reference! Drink!
 
2013-01-07 09:00:04 PM  

tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.


If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.
 
2013-01-07 09:00:17 PM  

res_nihil: Lawler's Heart Attack totally jobbed to JR's Bell's Palsy.


Sometimes when I'm watching, I think better commentary could be had if they just had that old wrestling video game thing where they have the same statements every few games, but they programmed JR or whoever to just say the guys name.

RHODES with the suplex. Good god almighty!
THE GAME with the suplex. Good god almighty!

you get the picture.
 
2013-01-07 09:00:28 PM  
You know, DBD might be a Vegas, but I know he eats the Bellafish
 
2013-01-07 09:00:50 PM  

phedex: HOLY CRAP

did anyone catch the burger king commercial with a freaking Death Angel song playing in it? The Ultra-Violence?? only my FAVORITE death angel song ever.

Link


Sure did. Wicked awesome. Gonna have to try the burger on principle alone now.
 
2013-01-07 09:00:54 PM  

clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.


That may be enough to get you favorited
 
2013-01-07 09:00:57 PM  

Rhames: The_Y2P_Problem: Rhames: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

Magic Wand, make my BIG RED MONSTER Grow!

You know... I may have seen too much hentai, but my sick mind went immediately to gigantic clenises.

Clenii? Clenisissisisises?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x385]


That is hysterical.
 
2013-01-07 09:01:08 PM  

tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.


I'm torn, I've hated the Irish forever. Likewise living in south Florida most of us that follow the dolphins hate Saban.
 
2013-01-07 09:01:23 PM  

clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.


My brother just read that and said "Nuke the site from orbit". Feels like overkill to me
 
2013-01-07 09:01:27 PM  
Obama remark! Drink!
 
2013-01-07 09:01:37 PM  

clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.


I have been telling people that I'm rooting for the stadium to blow up like in "The Dark Knight Rises", so I'm with you on that one.

/no, not bitter at all
 
2013-01-07 09:01:45 PM  
Did Vince die of a heart attack backstage? With all the matchtime, the horrible commentary, etc...you'd think the inmates were running the asylum or something.

Either that, or Vince just said Fark it, because of the BCS game, and is just letting everyone say or do whatever.
 
2013-01-07 09:01:53 PM  

clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.


Knowing the NCAA, the winner of this game (as listed in 2018) will be "vacated"
 
2013-01-07 09:02:05 PM  
Kane Botch!
 
2013-01-07 09:02:06 PM  

clintster: "aaaaand he shall reign for ever and eeeeeever..."
The best/worst thing about Sandow's "Hallelujah" entrance is taht if it goes on too long, I start to sing the bass part of the chorus along with it.

Miss doing chorale.


I have the same affliction.
 
2013-01-07 09:02:30 PM  
Good job making that botch work a little bit by Sandow and Kane.
 
2013-01-07 09:03:14 PM  
Botch not from Sin Cara?
 
2013-01-07 09:03:27 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.

My brother just read that and said "Nuke the site from orbit". Feels like overkill to me


No. It's the only way.
 
2013-01-07 09:03:38 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Good job making that botch work a little bit by Sandow and Kane.


Sandow tried to cover, but didn't quite get to him in time.
 
2013-01-07 09:03:40 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

I'm torn, I've hated the Irish forever. Likewise living in south Florida most of us that follow the dolphins hate Saban.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-07 09:03:55 PM  
Whoa, I missed Wade getting the IC ... belt ... *_____* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade
 
2013-01-07 09:03:56 PM  
I was about to say Crap DB hurt his knee,. But alas it was a work
 
2013-01-07 09:04:03 PM  
"Apparently over on 'The Bachelor' a woman exited the limo wearing a wedding dress, Brain."

"Yep! And if it was me she could march her ass right back in! That's levels of crazy that AJ would say 'reign it in sister'"
 
2013-01-07 09:04:09 PM  
Drat, for a split sec I was worried he actually hurt his knee. Nice sell DBD!
 
2013-01-07 09:04:18 PM  
OK, if that was a legit knee hurt, they wouldn't be hammering it like this, right?
 
2013-01-07 09:04:20 PM  
Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.
 
2013-01-07 09:04:42 PM  
DBD sells are no match against Ziggy!
 
2013-01-07 09:04:42 PM  
There gonna have to cut that leg off after those vicious shots!
 
2013-01-07 09:04:49 PM  

TheManofPA: clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.

Knowing the NCAA, the winner of this game (as listed in 2018) will be "vacated"


In a "Wrestlemania 20 main event" sort of way?
 
2013-01-07 09:05:35 PM  
I want a Randy Orton shirt that says "I DUMP IT"

lulz
 
2013-01-07 09:05:45 PM  
I know all said "oh fark" when DBD grabbed his knee.

Good thing it's a work.
 
2013-01-07 09:05:59 PM  

silgryphon: I was about to say Crap DB hurt his knee,. But alas it was a work


Dolph Ziggler has a bridge to sell ya
 
2013-01-07 09:06:01 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.


nice
 
2013-01-07 09:06:03 PM  

clintster: TheManofPA: clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.

Knowing the NCAA, the winner of this game (as listed in 2018) will be "vacated"

In a "Wrestlemania 20 main event" sort of way?


I'm pulling for Ohio State to get the top of the AP Coaches Poll so they can dispute the title and say fark you to the NCAA. Won't happen, but it'd be funny.
 
2013-01-07 09:06:25 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.


Damnit, the problem with writing for two people, gems like that hit my brain, and other brilliant people beat me to them.
 
2013-01-07 09:07:13 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.


LOL

where is james andrews when you need him.

FYI... not a skins fan, but that still is shiatty. The league needs RGIII for a long time, I want to see how him and my boy andrew luck compete over the years.
 
2013-01-07 09:07:36 PM  
The Apex Pooper looks like he could fail a 3rd  2nd wellness test.
 
2013-01-07 09:07:56 PM  

Rhames: silgryphon: I was about to say Crap DB hurt his knee,. But alas it was a work

Dolph Ziggler has a bridge to sell ya


genophoria.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-07 09:08:09 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: clintster: TheManofPA: clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.

Knowing the NCAA, the winner of this game (as listed in 2018) will be "vacated"

In a "Wrestlemania 20 main event" sort of way?

I'm pulling for Ohio State to get the top of the AP Coaches Poll so they can dispute the title and say fark you to the NCAA. Won't happen, but it'd be funny.


THAT would be the only thing worse than a ND win.
 
2013-01-07 09:08:12 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.

Damnit, the problem with writing for two people, gems like that hit my brain, and other brilliant people beat me to them.


Sorry Boss.

If it's any consolation, these people love you more than anyone else here and deservedly so.
 
2013-01-07 09:08:30 PM  
Got news the director of Snakes on a Plane has passed...that sucks.
 
2013-01-07 09:08:35 PM  

phedex: The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.

LOL

where is james andrews when you need him.

FYI... not a skins fan, but that still is shiatty. The league needs RGIII for a long time, I want to see how him and my boy andrew luck compete over the years.


Luck's knee is just fine ;-)

Darn game result was the same though, DRAT!
 
2013-01-07 09:08:52 PM  

tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: clintster: TheManofPA: clintster: tbaughm: I usually hate blowouts, but ND losing by 50 would make me feel good on the inside.

If there were a way for BOTH teams to lose, I'd be all for it.

Knowing the NCAA, the winner of this game (as listed in 2018) will be "vacated"

In a "Wrestlemania 20 main event" sort of way?

I'm pulling for Ohio State to get the top of the AP Coaches Poll so they can dispute the title and say fark you to the NCAA. Won't happen, but it'd be funny.

THAT would be the only thing worse than a ND win.


Good thing you're not gonna have to worry about either of those possibilities.
 
2013-01-07 09:08:54 PM  
I am the tag team champions...?
 
2013-01-07 09:09:31 PM  

eddievercetti: Got news the director of Snakes on a Plane has passed...that sucks.


Monkey fighter.
 
2013-01-07 09:09:43 PM  
I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
 
2013-01-07 09:09:49 PM  

Shady_Short_Busser: I am the tag team champions...?


AM I?
 
2013-01-07 09:09:53 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.

Damnit, the problem with writing for two people, gems like that hit my brain, and other brilliant people beat me to them.

Sorry Boss.

If it's any consolation, these people love you more than anyone else here and deservedly so.


*GASP* you all like me, you really really like me...!
 
2013-01-07 09:10:23 PM  

eddievercetti: Got news the director of Snakes on a Plane has passed...that sucks.


Awww... that's a shame. i rather enjoyed that film.
 
2013-01-07 09:10:38 PM  
I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND SO'S MY WIFE!
 
2013-01-07 09:10:48 PM  
Damn picture didnt post causing me to not be tag team champions :(
 
2013-01-07 09:10:55 PM  

clintster: eddievercetti: Got news the director of Snakes on a Plane has passed...that sucks.

Monkey fighter.


Did... did I just botch the tag team champions?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-07 09:10:58 PM  

ShiningWizard: Shady_Short_Busser: I am the tag team champions...?

AM I?


Nope, botch *glares at clinster*
 
2013-01-07 09:11:10 PM  
Sigh...I am NOT the tag team champions.  One off.  As always.

/Ugh.

Time for shiatbag to murder one or all of 3MB...
 
2013-01-07 09:11:22 PM  
Poor Drew McIntyre.
 
2013-01-07 09:11:44 PM  

phedex: The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.

LOL

where is james andrews when you need him.

FYI... not a skins fan, but that still is shiatty. The league needs RGIII for a long time, I want to see how him and my boy andrew luck compete over the years.


And a fat middle finger to you for leaving the only rookie QB still playing out of that mix. Russell Wilson is slated for a longer career than Bobby Three Sticks the way things are going now.

/FAT middle finger
//Seattle homer
 
2013-01-07 09:11:48 PM  

Shady_Short_Busser: Sigh...I am NOT the tag team champions.  One off.  As always.

/Ugh.

Time for shiatbag to murder one or all of 3MB...


Supposed to be just Slater, but I expect they'll all get their knocks here.
 
2013-01-07 09:12:09 PM  
I don't know who to cheer for in this match. Haet Boreton and 3MB

guess i'm cheering for injuries?
 
2013-01-07 09:12:27 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.

Damnit, the problem with writing for two people, gems like that hit my brain, and other brilliant people beat me to them.

Sorry Boss.

If it's any consolation, these people love you more than anyone else here and deservedly so.

*GASP* you all like me, you really really like me...!


You know, the funny thing is, some of these people think I'm you and you're me. So to them, they think that one of us is posting to ourselves about how awesome we are.
 
2013-01-07 09:12:42 PM  

ShiningWizard: ShiningWizard: Shady_Short_Busser: I am the tag team champions...?

AM I?

Nope, botch *glares at clinster*


Just hand over the title. I am clearing a spot on my shelf for it.
 
2013-01-07 09:13:12 PM  
I'd be okay with Slater and McIntyre getting turned face and Mahal and Orton getting fired
 
2013-01-07 09:13:20 PM  
"Randy Orton to the ring!"

"The walking wellness violation... Fighting who?"

"Drew McIntyre of 3MB."

"Ugh, it's like watching your mother-in-law argue with your wife. Painful, and you'd just wish it would end."
 
2013-01-07 09:13:21 PM  
www.wrestlepoop.com

For Shining Wizard
 
2013-01-07 09:13:27 PM  

ferro_man: I don't know who to cheer for in this match. Haet Boreton and 3MB

guess i'm cheering for injuries?


It's an Orton match, so you've got a 10% chance that he'll injure himself.
 
2013-01-07 09:13:28 PM  
Heath needs a win, I hope bag shiatter gets a wellness violation
 
2013-01-07 09:13:30 PM  

ShiningWizard: phedex: The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.

LOL

where is james andrews when you need him.

FYI... not a skins fan, but that still is shiatty. The league needs RGIII for a long time, I want to see how him and my boy andrew luck compete over the years.

Luck's knee is just fine ;-)

Darn game result was the same though, DRAT!


You know I wasn't upset about it. We had such an awesome, unexpected feel good year on so many levels. I'm pretty proud of our young colts team.

---
to the guy that said the fecal baginator looks like he could fail a second wellness test, I dont think so. Matter of fact, I still hold true that wellness violations are only there to punish people. Otherwise, Cena would be long out of a job. Theres my WWE conspiracy Theory for you!
 
2013-01-07 09:13:46 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.

Damnit, the problem with writing for two people, gems like that hit my brain, and other brilliant people beat me to them.

Sorry Boss.

If it's any consolation, these people love you more than anyone else here and deservedly so.

*GASP* you all like me, you really really like me...!

You know, the funny thing is, some of these people think I'm you and you're me. So to them, they think that one of us is posting to ourselves about how awesome we are.


NOTHING TO SEE HERE... MOVE ALONG!!!

lulz
 
2013-01-07 09:14:11 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Shady_Short_Busser: Sigh...I am NOT the tag team champions.  One off.  As always.

/Ugh.

Time for shiatbag to murder one or all of 3MB...

Supposed to be just Slater, but I expect they'll all get their knocks here.

 
As FinFangFark eluded to earlier, Randy looks like he could take all three at once...
 
2013-01-07 09:14:48 PM  
Cody: YOU HAVE A GOAT FACE
 
2013-01-07 09:15:30 PM  
Now why wasn't that neckbreaker as devastating as an RKO?
 
2013-01-07 09:15:41 PM  
Hey Shining Wizard

scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-01-07 09:15:43 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mike Shanahan thinks that Daniel Bryan's knee is fine.

Damnit, the problem with writing for two people, gems like that hit my brain, and other brilliant people beat me to them.

Sorry Boss.

If it's any consolation, these people love you more than anyone else here and deservedly so.

*GASP* you all like me, you really really like me...!

You know, the funny thing is, some of these people think I'm you and you're me. So to them, they think that one of us is posting to ourselves about how awesome we are.


"But How ridiculous would it be just to talk to ourselves for three hours?"

"Ridiculous indeed, Brain."
 
2013-01-07 09:15:48 PM  
Former WWE Women's champion Alundra Blayze has confirmed that she will be at RAW next week for the 20th anniversary show. Blayze, aka Madusa, posted the following to Twitte
 
2013-01-07 09:16:03 PM  
21-0 Bama!
 
2013-01-07 09:16:16 PM  
I'm surprised the E isn't trying to do some tie-in between Heath Slater and the MTV "Buckwild" crew...

/both from WV
//just like I'm from WV
///WV!!
 
2013-01-07 09:16:19 PM  

clintster: ShiningWizard: ShiningWizard: Shady_Short_Busser: I am the tag team champions...?

AM I?

Nope, botch *glares at clinster*

Just hand over the title. I am clearing a spot on my shelf for it.


Would have LOVED to had you not put the BotchCara on it, lulz.

Now you just get to look but not take it home...
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 09:16:24 PM