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(Bleacher Report)   Will "The Great One" finally come face-to-face with "The Best In The World"? Does John Cena have enough hustle, loyalty and respect to be the new face of Fruity Pebbles? It's Monday Night Raw, featuring the return (again) of The Rock, 8pm ET on USA   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
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2013-01-07 11:00:04 AM  

GMJ:  Alright everybody, take a seat - I got this
Vince: muahahaha...and what, praytell, is THAT?
GMJ:  Oh, it's nothing special - just my BASS CANNON FWC CHECKLIST!

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "Trending worldwide on Twitter!!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) Somebody trolling for the night
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Ryblack appearance
10) Ryback appearance
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) #LIMESTATUS
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"**
14) Random appearance by The Shield
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
19) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
20) FWC member sighting on TV
 
2013-01-07 11:14:12 AM  
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2013-01-07 11:20:56 AM  
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2013-01-07 11:36:36 AM  
Gleason's been dead for years.
 
2013-01-07 11:37:46 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.


??
 
2013-01-07 11:38:33 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.


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2013-01-07 11:41:13 AM  
The Rock? Fark this shiat.
 
2013-01-07 11:41:31 AM  
Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive
 
2013-01-07 11:43:38 AM  

grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive


Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh
 
2013-01-07 11:45:04 AM  
Just sent a Farkback asking for a green delay.  We'll see.  :)
 
2013-01-07 11:45:21 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.


And here I thought they were talking about Gretzky.
 
2013-01-07 11:47:07 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.


Ha, ha, very funny. Clearly, subby is a Gretzky fan.
 
2013-01-07 11:48:15 AM  
Wayne Gretzky vs Cam Newton? WTF?
 
2013-01-07 11:49:11 AM  

FinFangFark: grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive

Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh


*chortle* Well played. :)
 
2013-01-07 11:51:48 AM  

FinFangFark: grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive

Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh


END THIS THREAD DREW!  END IT OR I WILL!
 
2013-01-07 11:57:46 AM  
I have never watched WWE, but I have seen the commercials for it. When Cena waves his hand in front of his face, what is the significance of it? Thanks
 
2013-01-07 12:02:21 PM  

wiseolddude: I have never watched WWE, but I have seen the commercials for it. When Cena waves his hand in front of his face, what is the significance of it? Thanks


It means a whole bunch of people are about to get really pissed off.
 
2013-01-07 12:20:59 PM  
I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list
 
2013-01-07 12:21:14 PM  
What I posted in the red thread:
Grand_Moff_Joseph: This probably will be one of the biggest Raws in recent memory. I really think Cena needs a checklist from I Said for this evening.

And only you and me will watch parts of it with the National Title game on tonight. The thing is if they are "TRULY" bringing out the big guns, that would mean Taker. I just don't think that happens. I think we get cowardly champ CM Punk against the Rock. It's stupid because all last year they wanted a 50/50 crowd for Rock-Cena. Rock-Punk could have been close because Punk could have cut legit anti-Rock promos. Instead...we get smores.

Could be worse, Cena could win the rumble and then the title at WM. Hopefully Ziggles cashes and it makes my night.


To make up for it....SHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Link
 
2013-01-07 12:31:37 PM  
We've gone back to invisible.
 
2013-01-07 12:43:52 PM  

TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.


So you can't see me?
 
2013-01-07 12:56:12 PM  

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?


Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!
 
2013-01-07 12:58:56 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!


You think you know me
 
2013-01-07 01:07:55 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!

You think you know me


I miss Edge.  :(
 
2013-01-07 01:21:20 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!

You think you know me

I miss Edge.  :(


We all miss The Rated R Superstar.  Best intro evar.
 
2013-01-07 01:38:33 PM  
If it's Rock-Cena, I'm certainly on board with The Rock.  Rock-Punk?

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2013-01-07 02:05:39 PM  
Rock v Hogan?  Cena v Rock?

Forget all that...THIS is the greatest match-up in Wrestlemania history.

I told you that jacket was going to have enough of this shiat, and not keep putting Flair over like that.

Woooooo!
 
2013-01-07 02:13:37 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

??


FinFangFark: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

[www.sundriesshack.com image 250x250]


Sons, I am disappoint.

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2013-01-07 02:14:33 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

??

FinFangFark: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

[www.sundriesshack.com image 250x250]

Sons, I am disappoint.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x458]


I'ma BBQ your ass in JR's molasses infused BBQ sauce!
 
2013-01-07 02:15:35 PM  

ShiningWizard: I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list


btw, check your email if you get a chance.  :)

/gracias
 
2013-01-07 04:03:07 PM  
My son is starting to get into WWE... I haven't watched since 1990 so I'm trying to get up to speed.  Is Brock Lesnar back and if so, why isn't he wrestling... the same question goes for the Rock.  We haven't seen him on in weeks.... was he hurt?  Also, bummed that HHH and Undertaker are retired... I'm missing the good ol' days
 
2013-01-07 04:07:53 PM  

netizencain: My son is starting to get into WWE... I haven't watched since 1990 so I'm trying to get up to speed.  Is Brock Lesnar back and if so, why isn't he wrestling... the same question goes for the Rock.  We haven't seen him on in weeks.... was he hurt?  Also, bummed that HHH and Undertaker are retired... I'm missing the good ol' days


1.  Brock is back, but only part-time, due to the sweetheart contract he got from Vince.  He returned to great fanfare last year after leaving UFC, only to job to Cena a few times.  He'll be back soon, but only to renew a really old (and boring) rivalry with HHH, which years back resulted in one of the worst WM matches ever.  Meanwhile, his manager, Paul Heyman, has taken a new job with Punk, so it remains to be seen if they'll form a stable of "Heyman Guys"

2.  Rock has been gone in Hollywood for a while, and only came back last year for the ratings and the pop from the crowd (also, Vince needed him).  Huge build up to Rock-Cena at WM last year, which Rock won.  Now, he'll be wrestling whoever is the WWE champion at Royal Rumble, so that means Punk-Rock is coming.

3.  HHH and Taker are both "semi-retired" in that they only wrestle occasionally.  Taker only does one match a year - Wrestlemania.

Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!
 
2013-01-07 04:21:27 PM  
Well, after a day of playing "Yelling at Idiots in Traffic" and "Cussing out Assholes at Walmart", I'm ready to take out my frustrations on Senile Vince and COOHHH's Flying Circus. PLeaseohpleaseohplease WWE, bring me some historically bad booking tonight.

/FEED ME BOAR!
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2013-01-07 04:25:38 PM  

clintster: Well, after a day of playing "Yelling at Idiots in Traffic" and "Cussing out Assholes at Walmart", I'm ready to take out my frustrations on Senile Vince and COOHHH's Flying Circus. PLeaseohpleaseohplease WWE, bring me some historically bad booking tonight.

/FEED ME BOAR!
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That looks like a tasty burger.  Can I have some of that cold beverage to wash it down?
 
2013-01-07 04:40:11 PM  
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THE CHAMP IS HERE!

I have a church league bball game at 7:00, but hopefully will be back in time to defend.

...IF YA SMEL++++(&#%&*carrier lost
 
2013-01-07 04:53:20 PM  
Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!



My boy:
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2013-01-07 04:53:45 PM  
Have to go see my brother-in-law, who landed in the hospital this morning with severe pains.  Good news is, the doctors found the issue was with his gall bladder, and quickly removed it.  He should recover fully.

But, I'll try and catch up later.  :)

/FWC 4 life
 
2013-01-07 04:55:12 PM  

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)
 
2013-01-07 04:58:28 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)


He likes the high flyers.  I found some classic TLC matches with the Hardy's and Christian/Edge to show him how it use to be.  Great times.

Our lake house outside of Grand Rapids, MN.  Great ice fishing.
 
2013-01-07 05:04:54 PM  

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?
 
2013-01-07 05:16:57 PM  

TheManofPA: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?


Eh, I'm willing to pass on the chair shot.  Perhaps we should establish the "Junior FWC" for the kiddos.  :)

Instead of chairshots, it's WWE ice cream bars for all.
 
2013-01-07 05:24:16 PM  
I'm glad I waited until I'm older to have kids.  I have the time and money to enjoy them more, plus I get to re-live my twenties all over again.  Watching Batman cartoons and WWE, plus I get to play Lego's and video games.

He thinks Foley is God, so I know I'm doing right.
 
2013-01-07 05:29:44 PM  

netizencain: I'm glad I waited until I'm older to have kids.  I have the time and money to enjoy them more, plus I get to re-live my twenties all over again.  Watching Batman cartoons and WWE, plus I get to play Lego's and video games.

He thinks Foley is God, so I know I'm doing right.


He is indeed.  and Ziggler is his salesman.  :D
 
2013-01-07 05:41:43 PM  
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Seth has just about destroyed Cena in less than 2 weeks. He popped the Hulk Hogan punching bag in a day.
 
2013-01-07 05:51:27 PM  

netizencain: My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


AWWWWWWWW! He is soooooo cute! Tell him SinNetizencainJr. rulz!

dugitman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]Seth has just about destroyed Cena in less than 2 weeks. He popped the Hulk Hogan punching bag in a day.


AWWWWWWWW! So is he! No shame in killing a Cena doll anyway, lulz
 
2013-01-07 05:54:06 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list

btw, check your email if you get a chance.  :)

/gracias


DUDE! That is just... I don't even... WTF?!?!?
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Nah just kiddin guyz! lulz... For some reason I can't access my Live account right now but I will hit it up again later
 
2013-01-07 06:14:53 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?

Eh, I'm willing to pass on the chair shot.  Perhaps we should establish the "Junior FWC" for the kiddos.  :)

Instead of chairshots, it's WWE ice cream bars for all.


So FCW is taking the opposite stance as the NFL with childhood concussions?

WHAR BOBBY AND THE GORILLA WHAR
 
2013-01-07 06:50:55 PM  
Will 2013 be able to top these great 2012 moments: Link
 
2013-01-07 07:08:14 PM  
My pre-game dance ritual.

/My best friend and I used to die laughing when La Parka came out.  He ruled.
 
2013-01-07 07:31:15 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: The Rock? Fark this shiat.


This x500

Next week is Raw's 20 year anniversary...I'm waiting for Taker to come out and staredown both Punk and Rock to end the show (and he'll be facing Punk at WM if we're lucky)
 
2013-01-07 07:31:35 PM  
Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.
 
2013-01-07 07:32:49 PM  

MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.


WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts
 
2013-01-07 07:35:04 PM  

tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts


Hey, it's a 3 hour Raw. He'll get a half hour.
 
2013-01-07 07:35:38 PM  
So does Vince just swerve us all and start Raw with like a Sin Cara singles match.
 
2013-01-07 07:37:39 PM  
@CrankyVince

STILL ON OBSCENE AMOUNT OF @THEROCK'S HOLLYWOOD COCAINE.


Classic.
 
2013-01-07 07:37:57 PM  
wait next week is the 20th anniversary? it thought it was this week

/bummed
 
2013-01-07 07:39:03 PM  

ferro_man: wait next week is the 20th anniversary? it thought it was this week

/bummed


I may be wrong. I'm also too lazy to go on WWE.com
 
2013-01-07 07:40:57 PM  

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]


What's funny is he was SUPPOSED to be pointing at the camera.
 
2013-01-07 07:42:03 PM  

tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts


Then tack on about 8-10 minutes of IT DOESN'T MATTER/pie and struedel jokes/Fruity Pebble references/blahblahblah sideways blahblahblah candy ass.

Plus:
Gratuitous verbal shot at Paul Heyman's weight/baldness
Multiple (>4) shots of Punk looking flustered
Chance of singing during his promo 45%
Chance of Cole calling the promo "Vintage Rock" 83%
Odds of the promo making me want to buy the Royal Rumble PPV: 1:100000
 
2013-01-07 07:43:16 PM  

clintster: tbaughm: MagSeven: Over/Under on Rock's promo? I'm thinking the line's at 10 minutes.

WAYYYYYY over. Will get close to 20 before Punk interrupts

Then tack on about 8-10 minutes of IT DOESN'T MATTER/pie and struedel jokes/Fruity Pebble references/blahblahblah sideways blahblahblah candy ass.

Plus:
Gratuitous verbal shot at Paul Heyman's weight/baldness
Multiple (>4) shots of Punk looking flustered
Chance of singing during his promo 45%
Chance of Cole calling the promo "Vintage Rock" 83%
Odds of the promo making me want to buy the Royal Rumble PPV: 1:100000


You rang?
 
2013-01-07 07:45:33 PM  

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)

He likes the high flyers.  I found some classic TLC matches with the Hardy's and Christian/Edge to show him how it use to be.  Great times.

Our lake house outside of Grand Rapids, MN.  Great ice fishing.


Try to dig up some of the WCW Cruiserweight matches. Those were good times.
 
2013-01-07 07:46:30 PM  
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2013-01-07 07:46:33 PM  
The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:04 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.


You know, you could always bust out a Rock's promo keys to victory. It's been months
 
2013-01-07 07:50:09 PM  

TheManofPA: Jim from Saint Paul: The rock talks and he has my attention. Oh I know I should be all "SMARKY WRESTLING FANANGER AT THE BUISNESS SIDE OF THINGS"... I just can't do it. He still does it for me.

I will mark and mark hard.

And do so proudly.

You know, you could always bust out a Rock's promo keys to victory. It's been months


Oh no, those are only for the light and the way. All hail Cena.
 
2013-01-07 07:50:14 PM  

TheManofPA: [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


And this is why I'm watching Raw tonight. Can't stand either team. The only way it'd be worse would be a ND-Ohio State game. My family would probably implode from joy.

/fark the Irish and Buckeyes
 
2013-01-07 07:50:24 PM  
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2013-01-07 07:50:45 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
[img703.imageshack.us image 480x640]

What's funny is he was SUPPOSED to be pointing at the camera.


DAMNIT, THAT WAS FUNNY PEOPLE.

CMON. LET'S GET PUMPED UP IN HERE.
 
2013-01-07 07:51:14 PM  
IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT
 
2013-01-07 07:51:20 PM  
Heya fCw... looks like I'm working tonight, so I'll be watch Raw on delay... may you all wizard where it make sense, and may the gredunza shine down on you.
 
2013-01-07 07:52:05 PM  

Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT


Now I want to mail you an ice cream sandwich
 
2013-01-07 07:52:21 PM  

Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT


Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.
 
2013-01-07 07:53:40 PM  

TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.


It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.
 
2013-01-07 07:55:10 PM  
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2013-01-07 07:56:00 PM  
does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?
 
2013-01-07 07:56:04 PM  

Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.


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2013-01-07 07:56:34 PM  

KrispyKritter: does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?


No, it's because fark you, that's why.

/Hey y'all
 
2013-01-07 08:00:12 PM  
I can haz Post Watershed Production?
 
2013-01-07 08:00:36 PM  

KrispyKritter: does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?


I'm going to tolerate and love the shiat out of you.
 
2013-01-07 08:00:43 PM  
This program contains strobe lighting effects!
 
2013-01-07 08:00:44 PM  

Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.


Time for everyone's beer choice.

Tonight I am upping the game with New Holland Brewing's Dragon's Milk
 
2013-01-07 08:01:01 PM  
I almost wish Raw wasn't live so I could check the spoilers and tell if it was worth watching.

Eh, who am I kidding...WWE is still mediocre on a good day but snarking about it makes it fun.
 
2013-01-07 08:01:16 PM  
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2013-01-07 08:01:25 PM  
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2013-01-07 08:01:28 PM  
Where is Raw tonight? I hope we get a good crowd
 
2013-01-07 08:01:59 PM  
THEN
NOW
FOREVER GAGNE ROCK
 
2013-01-07 08:02:10 PM  

Dougie AXP: [i.imgur.com image 250x140]


BAH GAWD KING THAT'S DOUGIE'S MUSIC!

And we open with Cena
 
2013-01-07 08:02:13 PM  
MOSS COVERED...

oh wait. nevermind. its been a couple weeks. Finally a chance to watch WRASSLIN!

/rappadooo
 
2013-01-07 08:02:19 PM  
Starting with Cena
 
2013-01-07 08:02:21 PM  
Start with the face of Fruity Pebbles!
 
2013-01-07 08:02:21 PM  
RBRAABABABOBOBObobobobobobobobbOBO!
 
2013-01-07 08:02:27 PM  
Rock/Ryberg the match NO ONE wants
but if Vince wants it it's what we're gonna get
 
2013-01-07 08:03:01 PM  

Dougie AXP: [i.imgur.com image 250x140]


This is the saddest thing I've ever seen
 
2013-01-07 08:03:10 PM  
Wow. Aside from the ridiculous accessories, Cena is dressed pretty normally.
 
2013-01-07 08:03:27 PM  

TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: TheManofPA: Tenor Reaper: IT'S TIME IT'S TIME I'M FINALLY ON TIME

Also, I want my goddamn ice cream bars. I don't care if it's the middle of winter, I'm Canadian damn it I CAN HANDLE IT

Please, Canadians don't run on time. They use the metric system.

It's true; we run on beer.

All the beer.

Time for everyone's beer choice.

Tonight I am upping the game with New Holland Brewing's Dragon's Milk


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2013-01-07 08:03:30 PM  
POOPY!  HAHAHAHA
 
2013-01-07 08:03:34 PM  

falcon176: Rock/Ryberg the match NO ONE wants
but if Vince wants it it's what we're gonna get


Stop panicking.
 
2013-01-07 08:03:36 PM  
Be a Star Johnny...hypocrite
 
2013-01-07 08:03:58 PM  
Cena was fired in 2010 and 2011.

Cena had two affairs in 2012

WHY WILL WE HAVE TO CHEER HIM IN 2013
 
2013-01-07 08:04:01 PM  
Wow...we're either in Mark City, FL tonight or the crowd is 95% high school dropout women
 
2013-01-07 08:04:04 PM  
What I really want to know, who in the stage crew has the shiatty task of always setting up the poop buckets before Raw?
 
2013-01-07 08:04:16 PM  
Yeah, smooch that crowd booty, Cena.  SMOOCH IT
 
2013-01-07 08:04:30 PM  
Playing the role of Michael Cole will be John Cena...
 
2013-01-07 08:04:38 PM  
Know what would make Raw really suck? BRENT MUSBERGER
 
2013-01-07 08:04:52 PM  
John...I saw the previews online, I don't need you to read me the show outline live on air.
 
2013-01-07 08:04:55 PM  
John Cena is so desperate for cheap pops, he's reminding people of things they'd rather people see than him.
 
2013-01-07 08:05:06 PM  
So....Cena is on the Rock's side now? After his own cockiness cost him the WM match?
 
2013-01-07 08:05:14 PM  
Sooooo now teh Rock is Cena's best bud?
 
2013-01-07 08:05:14 PM  
So they ended the last Raw with Ziggles selling fake poop?

Oh hai FWC Happy New Year!
 
2013-01-07 08:05:19 PM  

FinFangFark: What I really want to know, who in the stage crew has the shiatty task of always setting up the poop buckets before Raw?


I heard Randy Orton volunteers for that.
 
2013-01-07 08:05:26 PM  

Sleazy Rider: Know what would make Raw really suck? BRENT MUSBERGER


This match is for ALL of the Tostidos™...
 
2013-01-07 08:05:31 PM  
Sean Mooney is SO much better at this than you, Cena.
 
2013-01-07 08:05:35 PM  
why is cena excited to see the rock??? Rock kicked his ass last year? kayfabe...how does it work?
 
2013-01-07 08:05:57 PM  
ZIGGLES!
 
2013-01-07 08:06:02 PM  
RYBLACK!
 
2013-01-07 08:06:06 PM  
ZIGGLES!
 
2013-01-07 08:06:19 PM  
Ziggy's got himself a shiner
 
2013-01-07 08:06:22 PM  
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Holy crap, all these marks are we in Oklahoma?
 
2013-01-07 08:06:23 PM  
Nice shiner Dolph.
 
2013-01-07 08:06:28 PM  
Nice shiner on ZIggles there
 
2013-01-07 08:06:32 PM  
Where did Ziggles get the shiner?

AJ?
 
2013-01-07 08:06:35 PM  
"Here's Dolph, Brain."

"With AJ and Soulberg, Monsoon."
 
2013-01-07 08:06:41 PM  

TheManofPA: So....Cena is on the Rock's side now? After his own cockiness cost him the WM match?


HAHAHA LIKE ANYONE POINTED THAT OUT AFTERWARD
 
2013-01-07 08:06:52 PM  
Ziggy!!
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2013-01-07 08:06:53 PM  

tbaughm: ZIGGLES!

clintster: RYBLACK!


robsul82: ZIGGLES!


Inside out Oreo posts
 
2013-01-07 08:06:59 PM  
Either the crowd noise is being pumped in like crazy or they've assembled every mark they can for Ryback's big win.
 
2013-01-07 08:07:04 PM  

phedex: why is cena excited to see the rock??? Rock kicked his ass last year? kayfabe...how does it work?


Even Cena knows no one wants to remember that match or that build up, so we begin anew!

Or he's such a goshdarn good guy that he holds no hard feelings to getting his ass kicked.
 
2013-01-07 08:07:06 PM  
Niki Bella can attest to that "small man" comment
 
2013-01-07 08:07:10 PM  
Ziggy!

">
 
2013-01-07 08:07:10 PM  
Small man? lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:07:10 PM  
"Ziggy?" You're dead to me, whore. DEAD.
 
2013-01-07 08:07:17 PM  
...a VERY small man!
 
2013-01-07 08:07:28 PM  
TINY PENIS JOKE does not = PG.
 
2013-01-07 08:07:52 PM  
Cena making fun of anyone for using childish humor.  That's superb.
 
2013-01-07 08:08:05 PM  
"HEY! Don't knock sixth grade weiner jokes! It's all I got..."
 
2013-01-07 08:08:06 PM  
So the Rock is in the building...and this is how we start Raw for 2013. This is our "all hands on deck" Raw?
 
2013-01-07 08:08:09 PM  
Weiner jokes = Not PG
 
2013-01-07 08:08:11 PM  
I admit, Cena is making me lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:08:16 PM  
Be a star, you farking hypocrite.
 
2013-01-07 08:08:28 PM  
They're actually doing the wave because Cena tells them to?  We really must be in Marktown.
 
2013-01-07 08:08:30 PM  
This show makes me want to punch Cena

*boots up WWE13*
 
2013-01-07 08:08:46 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "HEY! Don't knock sixth grade weiner jokes! It's all I got..."


I read that "all you got is a 6th grade weiner"
 
2013-01-07 08:08:59 PM  
Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?
 
2013-01-07 08:09:08 PM  
75% of these marks have no idea who Dice Clay is. Way to be current with your insults John.
 
2013-01-07 08:09:17 PM  

TheManofPA: So the Rock is in the building...and this is how we start Raw for 2013. This is our "all hands on deck" Raw?


3 hours to go. Calm down.
 
2013-01-07 08:09:21 PM  
Nice shiner, Ziggler.
 
2013-01-07 08:09:50 PM  
Monday Night Innuendo!
 
2013-01-07 08:09:50 PM  
Ziggler should win the WHC tonight
Lose it at RR
Then win the Rumble

THAT would be unexpected.

Though I attest that CM Punk should stun the Rock....who enters as number 30 in the Rumble
 
2013-01-07 08:09:59 PM  
Wow, this show is definitely not PG.
 
2013-01-07 08:10:01 PM  
this promo suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
 
2013-01-07 08:10:02 PM  
Rubbing off on Big E = Not PG
 
2013-01-07 08:10:04 PM  
Homophobia = BE A STAR
 
2013-01-07 08:10:14 PM  

KrispyKritter: does the wrestling stuff not appear under SPORTS because it's hogwash and you're all homos fantasizing about muscle men in tights?


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2013-01-07 08:10:21 PM  
So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:22 PM  
Rub Off does not = PG
 
2013-01-07 08:10:27 PM  
BIG E KNOWS HOW TO TALK!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:28 PM  
He can talk, he can talk
 
2013-01-07 08:10:32 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?


What? It's topical.

/O&A party rock
Holy shiat, Ryblack SPEAKS!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:34 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: 75% of these marks have no idea who Dice Clay is. Way to be current with your insults John.


That reference was so dated, Jerry Lawler is going to work with him to give him fresh material.
 
2013-01-07 08:10:37 PM  
he can talk!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:39 PM  
RYBLACK CAN SPEAK

/apologies if he's spoken before
 
2013-01-07 08:10:47 PM  

TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "HEY! Don't knock sixth grade weiner jokes! It's all I got..."

I read that "all you got is a 6th grade weiner"


"Weiner JOKES! Weiner JOKES!"

"Shhh Brain, Soulberg is talking."
 
2013-01-07 08:10:50 PM  
HOLY SHIAT! RYBLACK SPEAKS!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:10:54 PM  
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2013-01-07 08:10:55 PM  
IT'S REALLY ON
 
2013-01-07 08:11:00 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: He can talk, he can talk


He can siiiiiiiiiing!
 
2013-01-07 08:11:07 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: He can talk, he can talk


HE CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
 
2013-01-07 08:11:15 PM  
CENA chants.  Where the Hell are we.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:18 PM  
Great mic work, Big. E.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: 75% of these marks have no idea who Dice Clay is. Way to be current with your insults John.


I'd like a reference from this century! o/'
 
2013-01-07 08:11:20 PM  
Ziggler needs to go back and get his asscape then come out for the match
 
2013-01-07 08:11:31 PM  
Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:33 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: The_Y2P_Problem: Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?

What? It's topical.

/O&A party rock
Holy shiat, Ryblack SPEAKS!


Not very well, but he's already better than Bobby Lashley and Ryback.
 
2013-01-07 08:11:37 PM  
When did Wayne Brady get so jacked?
 
2013-01-07 08:11:41 PM  

ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!


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2013-01-07 08:11:49 PM  

robsul82: RYBLACK CAN SPEAK

/apologies if he's spoken before


And he wasn't terrible, which is a start. That's probably one reason we dislike Ryberg - he's BORING. If Big E can sustain a personality on the mic, maybe he'll be worth watching.

/not getting my hopes up
 
2013-01-07 08:12:20 PM  
so we waited for this epic Ryblack promo...and all we get is "it's on" ?

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2013-01-07 08:12:36 PM  
2013 will apparently NOT be the year of PG - innuendo everywhere!
 
2013-01-07 08:12:38 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: robsul82: RYBLACK CAN SPEAK

/apologies if he's spoken before

And he wasn't terrible, which is a start. That's probably one reason we dislike Ryberg - he's BORING. If Big E can sustain a personality on the mic, maybe he'll be worth watching.

/not getting my hopes up


FEED ME A REASONABLE PORTION FOR MY BODY TYPE
 
2013-01-07 08:12:47 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: The_Y2P_Problem: Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?

What? It's topical.

/O&A party rock
Holy shiat, Ryblack SPEAKS!


He has a "comedy" special currently on Showtime on Demand. I lasted 10 minutes.
 
2013-01-07 08:13:10 PM  
It's not unusual...

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2013-01-07 08:13:14 PM  
that was horrible
 
2013-01-07 08:13:20 PM  

clintster: HOLY SHIAT! RYBLACK SPEAKS!!!


And he delivered a better promo than Ryback
 
2013-01-07 08:13:50 PM  

clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

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Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.
 
2013-01-07 08:13:57 PM  
Just for Men's commercials have gotten lamer.

I'm as surprised as you that this is possible.
 
2013-01-07 08:14:11 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "HEY! Don't knock sixth grade weiner jokes! It's all I got..."

I read that "all you got is a 6th grade weiner"

"Weiner JOKES! Weiner JOKES!"

"Shhh Brain, Soulberg is talking."


I don't know if I prefer Ryblack to Soulberg because that is some funny shiat right there.
 
2013-01-07 08:14:27 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.


I did, and I want to buy that person a Steveweiser. SOO funny
 
2013-01-07 08:14:34 PM  

Tenor Reaper: phedex: why is cena excited to see the rock??? Rock kicked his ass last year? kayfabe...how does it work?

Even Cena knows no one wants to remember that match or that build up, so we begin anew!

Or he's such a goshdarn good guy that he holds no hard feelings to getting his ass kicked.


Honestly if i had it my way, Rock would enter the rumble. I dont know what stipulations that would assign to that..but i think he would be a great addition to the rumble.
 
2013-01-07 08:14:45 PM  

MagSeven: KellyKellyKelly: The_Y2P_Problem: Andrew Dice Clay reference in 2012? Really? REALLY?

What? It's topical.

/O&A party rock
Holy shiat, Ryblack SPEAKS!

He has a "comedy" special currently on Showtime on Demand. I lasted 10 minutes.


Congrats. That's 5 minutes longer than Dice's popularity.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:04 PM  
While I'm thinking of it,

I just bought an Xbox 360 along with a couple of WWE games (13, SvR 09 and LoW). I'm planning on getting a WIFI receiver and going on Xbox Live later this week. Is anyone else here similarly set up? I have a few questions.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:08 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

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Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.


*sigh* I'm on it
 
2013-01-07 08:15:23 PM  
Oh, don't even try with the CENA SUCKS part, crowd.  You blow.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:31 PM  
Somebody should compare whatever the Rock says with what he said the last time he showed up after an absence and see how many common themes there are.

WE ARE GO IN CANADIA!

/Finally, the Rock is going to bore me off my arse
 
2013-01-07 08:15:40 PM  

robsul82: CENA chants.  Where the Hell are we.


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2013-01-07 08:15:46 PM  
Wait, is this the first Raw of 2013? I don't think I have heard that enough.
 
2013-01-07 08:15:52 PM  
I love the name Soulberg.

And why, every time I see him, does he remind me of:

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2013-01-07 08:15:54 PM  
"A million tax commercials, TI the season I guess. Brain got your taxes squared away?"

"Depends if Notre Dame wins tonight, if they win I cash in this large wager."

"And if they lose?"

"Next broadcast ill be via satellite from Cambodia."
 
2013-01-07 08:16:02 PM  
why no commentary? king have another heart attack?
 
2013-01-07 08:16:31 PM  
John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!
 
2013-01-07 08:16:44 PM  

Mind of the North Star: robsul82: CENA chants.  Where the Hell are we.

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Ah, folks who couldn't get in to the Impact Zone, then.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:07 PM  
No commentary means you can hear ALLLLLL of Cena's conversation in the ring.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:14 PM  
MITB > Nuclear football
 
2013-01-07 08:17:20 PM  

TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!


BUT HE FARKED NO FAT CHICKS. Hence, disappointment.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:20 PM  
watching the cold open - a possible The Rock vs. Ryback - file that under who gives a shiat. XD
 
2013-01-07 08:17:37 PM  

TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!


And we were all disappointed
 
2013-01-07 08:17:40 PM  
wow, this is a mark-ass crowd.
 
2013-01-07 08:17:56 PM  
Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:04 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

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Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.


Well, I would but my signature move is the piledriver and since only the Undertaker can do that in the E now, I'd kinda be up shiat creek without a paddle.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:06 PM  
Vince is rubbing his penis as he listens to this crowd. They listen to him. They do what he wants. It's like the way it used to be...
 
2013-01-07 08:18:08 PM  
What was the average age of that last Cena chant? 13?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:08 PM  
Cena with a somewhat original move on that suplex (for him).

/must really be a new year
 
2013-01-07 08:18:18 PM  
Ok, what did I miss? Cena sucks.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:24 PM  
Isn't Ryblack supposed to be good on the stick in FCW?

It could be that the soap writers are terrible and hurting someone again. Then again, it maybe that he was a face there and isn't used to "dumb monster heel" role
 
2013-01-07 08:18:31 PM  
Never mind - it's back.

And now I wish it wasn't.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:37 PM  
I'm hearing commentary on USA...other people not getting commentary?
 
2013-01-07 08:18:45 PM  

tbaughm: ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.

*sigh* I'm on it


Look, you roll into the ring and engage with NO ONE!!! Just lay on the apron and hold on to the bottom rope for about an hour. When it gets down to 1 other guy we send Tenor in to job him while tbaughm distracts the refs. WE CAN'T MISS!!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:19:01 PM  

Farktologist: Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?


You're lucky. It's the Kole and King Komedy Hour.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:06 PM  

Farktologist: Is it just my feed, or is there no commentary at all right now?


It's your creek. I'm getting plenty of Cole and King in my ears.  I'm willing to share with you.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:09 PM  
Farking Florida.  Can't vote in favor of presidents OR professional wrestlers.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:13 PM  
LMS champ checkin' in!
 
2013-01-07 08:19:25 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: John Cena had a disappointing 2012? HE WAS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR!

BUT HE FARKED NO FAT CHICKS. Hence, disappointment.


Please, I don't believe that for a second. Though I'm pretty sure he had to screw both Bellas and DBD over Christmas to get them up to his proper 5 knuckle shuffle weight
 
2013-01-07 08:19:29 PM  

eddievercetti: Ok, what did I miss? Cena sucks.


Weiner jokes.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:44 PM  
Oh Cena, you so subtle.
 
2013-01-07 08:19:56 PM  
AJ looks spinner-licious tonight.

And Big E looks like a troll out of a Tolkien novel.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:06 PM  
Commentary just started up for me. Damn.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:25 PM  

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: clintster: ShiningWizard: So all you have to do is say you're entering it and you're in?

In that case.... clinster is now in the Royal Rumble!!!! ... What? I'm not getting killed in that mess!!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x250]

Hey! You get in there and you win us a title shot darnnit! The fWc needs a real belt to pass around and none of us can pony up enough for a decent one.

*sigh* I'm on it

Look, you roll into the ring and engage with NO ONE!!! Just lay on the apron and hold on to the bottom rope for about an hour. When it gets down to 1 other guy we send Tenor in to job him while tbaughm distracts the refs. WE CAN'T MISS!!!!


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Ah, the Santina stategy. Eeeeeexcellent.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:33 PM  
Langston showing some personality. Good. Good....
 
2013-01-07 08:20:38 PM  
That was weird - all the sound from the crowd, all the sound from the ring, but nothing from Cole or King.

It was nice. I want to go back to that place.
 
2013-01-07 08:20:40 PM  
"What do you call Soulberg's hairdo Brain, it's kinda Mohawk, kinda Afro..."

"Mofro?"
 
2013-01-07 08:20:56 PM  
Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?
 
2013-01-07 08:21:08 PM  
Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:21:36 PM  
Who cut off my mic on the streams? Isn't that Punk's shtick?
 
2013-01-07 08:21:41 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.

I did, and I want to buy that person a Steveweiser. SOO funny


It was so perfect in its randomness and simplicity.
 
2013-01-07 08:21:52 PM  
Your terrible delivery isn't helping me, AJ.

Your heart seems to be like a Mr. Potato head! :D

/okay that was silly and petty
 
2013-01-07 08:21:57 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "What do you call Soulberg's hairdo Brain, it's kinda Mohawk, kinda Afro..."

"Mofro?"


The Lower Case T?
 
2013-01-07 08:22:45 PM  

ShiningWizard: Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz


That guy is the product of a Bud Light Lime fueled "Bromantic Encounter" between Zack Ryder and The Big O.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:27 PM  
Oh AJ, you want me to go to ESPN do you?
 
2013-01-07 08:23:45 PM  

ShiningWizard: Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz


I wanna dress him in a Heath Slater costume and direct him in JBL's direction
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Over and over again.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:53 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Igor Jakovsky: Anyone else see the "john cena has low T" sign? That made me lol literally.

I did, and I want to buy that person a Steveweiser. SOO funny

It was so perfect in its randomness and simplicity.


Agreed.
 
2013-01-07 08:24:31 PM  
A new move!

And it looks clumsy and awkward!
 
2013-01-07 08:24:32 PM  
Oooh. That was kind of hot.
 
2013-01-07 08:24:37 PM  
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2013-01-07 08:24:44 PM  

eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?


Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!
 
2013-01-07 08:25:09 PM  
Sup guys

I see Cena is putting on a good match
 
2013-01-07 08:25:10 PM  
Hehehe, even the marks started counting on those elbow drops.
 
2013-01-07 08:25:13 PM  
You know, it would be pretty cool to see Dolph get knocked out and then out of nowhere cash-in later.

I don't think we are getting a cash-in though with him in the rumble.
 
2013-01-07 08:25:15 PM  
"AJ distracted Cena so Dolph go do a legal move?"

"Managers today just ain't got it anymore Monsoon."
 
2013-01-07 08:25:34 PM  
time for the shield to run in
 
2013-01-07 08:25:40 PM  
Cena just no sold everyone of ziggles elbow drops.

What just happened?
 
2013-01-07 08:25:40 PM  
And Cena is dead.
 
2013-01-07 08:25:55 PM  

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!


I have it. Been making characters like they're on sale.

/50 slots!
//I can make my own fed!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:26:00 PM  

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!


I like it a lot. CAW is always a good thing. I prefer Universe mode to the Attitude Era mode honestly.
 
2013-01-07 08:26:08 PM  
Man, it would be fun if the Rock just laid Cena out for opening the show.
 
2013-01-07 08:26:44 PM  
Spear him, Ziggles!

(5 seconds later)

Shoulda speared him.
 
2013-01-07 08:27:00 PM  
Cena is doing his Comeback! Quick Ziggler press B!
 
2013-01-07 08:27:00 PM  
Damn, Dolph is great.
 
2013-01-07 08:27:02 PM  
That fat Cena fan in the audience is going farking crazy!
 
2013-01-07 08:27:04 PM  

clintster: ShiningWizard: Anyone else kinda hoping the 5 Hour Energy Guy makes his debut in TheE soon?

/lulz

I wanna dress him in a Heath Slater costume and direct him in JBL's direction
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Over and over again.


Gonna make me go there already?
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2013-01-07 08:27:19 PM  
l Check out the guy in the cena gear in the front row
 
2013-01-07 08:27:45 PM  
Also those are some farkin slow counts.
 
2013-01-07 08:27:54 PM  

MagSeven: That fat Cena fan in the audience is going farking crazy!


Well, that narrows it down.
 
2013-01-07 08:28:05 PM  
Just stay down Cena. fark already!
 
2013-01-07 08:28:07 PM  
I am shocked... i'm actually enjoying a cena match

don't blow it with a crappy ending
 
2013-01-07 08:28:14 PM  
Ziggler is carrying Cena to a hell of a match here
 
2013-01-07 08:28:22 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Also those are some farkin slow counts.


I hated Chioda in the early WWE games because his counts were molasses. (Is this him? I dunno, we were talking about WWE games)
 
2013-01-07 08:28:25 PM  
SUPERKICK

2.999999999
 
2013-01-07 08:28:28 PM  
Holy crap, they should have ended on that superkick. That was flat out AWESOME!
 
2013-01-07 08:28:29 PM  
OH COME ON!!!!!! FARK SUPERCENA!!!!
 
2013-01-07 08:28:40 PM  
Damn good match for the New Year
 
2013-01-07 08:28:41 PM  
ZUPER KICK!

Ok, so that's like, three finishers or signatures Cena has kicked out of...
 
2013-01-07 08:28:44 PM  
Ill say this. This opening match, cena and ziggs knows how to sell near falls properly.
 
2013-01-07 08:28:46 PM  
l fark YOU VINCE. YOU FOOLED ME.
 
2013-01-07 08:28:47 PM  

ferro_man: I am shocked... i'm actually enjoying a cena match

don't blow it with a crappy ending


Konami Code for Super Cena mode at the ready....
 
2013-01-07 08:28:59 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: l Check out the guy in the cena gear in the front row


That dude is marking out hard.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:02 PM  
"Cena just won't go down!"

"Because Dolph isn't fat enough."

"Will you stop?"
 
2013-01-07 08:29:05 PM  
Dammit!! He's used all his finishers and Vinny still won't let anybody go over Cena clean.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:28 PM  

silgryphon: Damn good match for the New Year


THIS IS A MATCH OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE!
 
2013-01-07 08:29:40 PM  
Fark you Cena.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:41 PM  
Don't even try with the BOO/YAY sequence the right way, Florida.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:44 PM  
Just once give someone a clean win over Cena! (Rock doesn't count)
 
2013-01-07 08:29:51 PM  
BOO CENA! YAY ZIGGLER!

The world is back in order!
 
2013-01-07 08:29:52 PM  
BOO YAY punches, and who gets the boo?

Cena, of course.
 
2013-01-07 08:30:16 PM  
This has actually been a damn good match...Ziggler has just sold us a 4 star Cena match.

*gasp*
 
2013-01-07 08:30:17 PM  
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After Cena kicking out of multiple finishers, he's going to win with one AA isn't he?
 
2013-01-07 08:30:17 PM  
Ref bumP!

Who is gonna interfere now
 
2013-01-07 08:30:18 PM  
Ref bump!
 
2013-01-07 08:30:24 PM  
BooYAYBooYAY

Make up your minds!
 
2013-01-07 08:30:37 PM  
Big E, Baby!!
 
2013-01-07 08:30:39 PM  
There goes the ref.  We need Cena to have the visual fall so Ziggler's win is awful.
 
2013-01-07 08:30:46 PM  
that is the weakest STF i've ever seen.
 
2013-01-07 08:30:51 PM  
Someone hit the green triangle I see, lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:31:03 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Cena just won't go down!"

"Because Dolph isn't fat enough."

"Will you stop?"

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You owe me, you magnificent bastard(s).
 
2013-01-07 08:31:12 PM  
Cena finally lost something...a shoe.
 
2013-01-07 08:31:16 PM  
2.99999999999999999999999999
 
2013-01-07 08:31:22 PM  
Fark you Cena! Fark you in your weird looking ears!!
 
2013-01-07 08:31:27 PM  
Oh come on

Super Cena mode just unlocked
 
2013-01-07 08:31:31 PM  
WHY THE HELL WOULD THE REF COUNT AFTER SEEING RYBLACK CHEAT?
 
2013-01-07 08:31:40 PM  
So, did that ref that ran down NOT SEE RYBLACK CHEAT?

Farking WWE Logic...
 
2013-01-07 08:31:52 PM  
Yeah fark u supercena. Good match though.
 
2013-01-07 08:31:52 PM  
You know what, Big E's finisher is pretty cool.

Cena has kicked out of 2 Dolph finishers.......a Superkick, Big E's finisher....and finished Dolph in ONE FRICKING MOVE AND NO SELLS THE WHOLE MATCH

I'm not liking 2013
 
2013-01-07 08:32:00 PM  
AWWWW CRAPZ!!!!

Who throws a shoe? I mean really!
 
2013-01-07 08:32:05 PM  
I want a screencap of the disappointed Ziggles fan after Cena won.
 
2013-01-07 08:32:08 PM  
HORSESHIAT ENDING.

FARK CENA
 
2013-01-07 08:32:16 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: WHY THE HELL WOULD THE REF COUNT AFTER SEEING RYBLACK CHEAT?


Jinx
 
2013-01-07 08:32:33 PM  
How the fark did Cena lose a shoe
 
2013-01-07 08:32:35 PM  
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE OVER NERDS
 
2013-01-07 08:32:38 PM  

YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

 
2013-01-07 08:32:47 PM  
Of course he's full of energy right now. He only took like 7 finishers during that match
 
2013-01-07 08:32:51 PM  
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2013-01-07 08:32:52 PM  
Just how many finishers did Cena take? 3? 4?
 
2013-01-07 08:32:55 PM  
what just happened?
i lost the feed right as Big E was at the top of the ramp...and now the match is over?

WTF
 
2013-01-07 08:33:06 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Dammit!! He's used all his finishers and Vinny still won't let anybody go over Cena clean.


Or dirty for that matter.
 
2013-01-07 08:33:12 PM  

Dougie AXP: HORSESHIAT ENDING.

FARK CENA


I know, it was a great match too. Dolph was great and Cena really upped it during the match. It just sucks when it ends like that.
 
2013-01-07 08:33:27 PM  

eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!


UUDDLRLRBABA
 
2013-01-07 08:33:27 PM  
Wow...not a bad match to start the night!
 
2013-01-07 08:33:32 PM  

ferro_man: what just happened?
i lost the feed right as Big E was at the top of the ramp...and now the match is over?

WTF


Vince plugged in the Game Shark.
 
2013-01-07 08:33:41 PM  

TheManofPA: After Cena kicking out of multiple finishers, he's going to win with one AA isn't he?


Wizard
 
2013-01-07 08:33:53 PM  

MagSeven: Just how many finishers did Cena take? 3? 4?


2 Zig Zags
1 Superkick
1 Big E finisher
 
2013-01-07 08:34:03 PM  
"One with one shoe"

"Because his shoelaces didn't have enough hustle or respect. Monsoon."
 
2013-01-07 08:34:16 PM  
Please be a Kharma return...
 
2013-01-07 08:34:34 PM  

tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA


UUDDLRLRBABABRRRAAAPPPPADOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-01-07 08:34:44 PM  
Vince, don't even think bringing Eve in after that horseshiat ending is gonna satisfy me.
 
2013-01-07 08:34:58 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: TheManofPA: After Cena kicking out of multiple finishers, he's going to win with one AA isn't he?

Wizard


That's like the Neville Longbottom of Wizards

Oh gawd, Kaitlyn is going to win the belt BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO SHOCK THE WORLD RAW!

Also, last year's Rumble match was entertaining as hell.
 
2013-01-07 08:35:01 PM  

TheManofPA: MagSeven: Just how many finishers did Cena take? 3? 4?

2 Zig Zags
1 Superkick
1 Big E finisher


And a sleeper, which Dolph has used as a finisher too.
 
2013-01-07 08:35:09 PM  

MagSeven: tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA

UUDDLRLRBABABRRRAAAPPPPADOOOOOOOOOOOO!


*applause*
 
2013-01-07 08:35:23 PM  

tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA


Wait a minute....

WAIT A MINUTE!

*listens to John Cena's opening jibberish 20 times in super slow speed*

Of course....

He's not saying arrabadoo or whatever the hell it was... He's reciting the Konami Code so he gets 30 lives before his match!
 
2013-01-07 08:35:25 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Dammit!! He's used all his finishers and Vinny still won't let anybody go over Cena clean.

Or dirty for that matter.


A valid point. Should've waited for the ridiculously bad finish before I complained, since it only got worse. Not a good start to 2013 here in the fWc.....
 
2013-01-07 08:35:31 PM  
Anyone who wasn't sold on Ziggler before ought to be now that he just pulled that match out of John Cena.
 
2013-01-07 08:35:39 PM  

TheManofPA: MagSeven: Just how many finishers did Cena take? 3? 4?

2 Zig Zags
1 Superkick
1 Big E finisher


You forgot AJ's slap.

WWE PPV level selling.
 
2013-01-07 08:35:44 PM  

tbaughm: ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: Oh wait THQ is dead, will they reveal EA is the new Corporate Ministry?

Anyone else get 13 yet? Universe mode us kinda useless but the CAW is awesome!

I like it a lot. CAW is always a good thing. I prefer Universe mode to the Attitude Era mode honestly.


SO what is your finisher?

I use a mongolian chop-green mist-superkick. Call it The Devil's Whisper, lulz
 
2013-01-07 08:35:50 PM  
question: Michael Cole said during the match that ziggler had to worry about getting DQed... Why? Wouldn't getting DQed while beating on Cena be a perfectly Heel way to end the match?
 
2013-01-07 08:35:59 PM  

MagSeven: tbaughm: eddievercetti: YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, I GOT CHEAT CODES NOW!

UUDDLRLRBABA

UUDDLRLRBABABRRRAAAPPPPADOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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/all hail ShiningWizard
 
2013-01-07 08:36:02 PM  
Rock vs cena was the most anticipated match? Bite me Vince.
 
2013-01-07 08:37:04 PM  
I just realized my CAW on WWE 13 has a moveset that's a combination of Ziggler, Tajiri, and Edge
 
2013-01-07 08:37:05 PM