GMJ:  Alright everybody, take a seat - I got this
Vince: muahahaha...and what, praytell, is THAT?
GMJ:  Oh, it's nothing special - just my BASS CANNON FWC CHECKLIST!

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP mark out for John Cena all night
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "Trending worldwide on Twitter!!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) Somebody trolling for the night
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Ryblack appearance
10) Ryback appearance
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) #LIMESTATUS
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"**
14) Random appearance by The Shield
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) 'ARMBRA!' (requires a visual demonstration - images MUST be linked & marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Mods)
19) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
20) FWC member sighting on TV

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

??

Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive

Just sent a Farkback asking for a green delay.  We'll see.  :)

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

And here I thought they were talking about Gretzky.

FinFangFark: grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive

Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh

*chortle* Well played. :)

FinFangFark: grinding_journalist: Did this get greenlit this early so it'll get buried by the time the event actually airs?

/doesn't watch wrestling
//9 hours ahead of time seems excessive

Triple H is a mod on Fark now...well isn't that just great.

/Welcome-uh to-uh Fark-uh

END THIS THREAD DREW!  END IT OR I WILL!

I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list

What I posted in the red thread:
Grand_Moff_Joseph: This probably will be one of the biggest Raws in recent memory. I really think Cena needs a checklist from I Said for this evening.

And only you and me will watch parts of it with the National Title game on tonight. The thing is if they are "TRULY" bringing out the big guns, that would mean Taker. I just don't think that happens. I think we get cowardly champ CM Punk against the Rock. It's stupid because all last year they wanted a 50/50 crowd for Rock-Cena. Rock-Punk could have been close because Punk could have cut legit anti-Rock promos. Instead...we get smores.

Could be worse, Cena could win the rumble and then the title at WM. Hopefully Ziggles cashes and it makes my night.

To make up for it....SHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Link

We've gone back to invisible.

TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!

You think you know me

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: We've gone back to invisible.

So you can't see me?

Nope...but wait, I thought only level 50 ponies could do the invisibility trick!

You think you know me

I miss Edge.  :(

If it's Rock-Cena, I'm certainly on board with The Rock.  Rock-Punk?

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

??

FinFangFark: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Gleason's been dead for years.

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Sons, I am disappoint.

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I'ma BBQ your ass in JR's molasses infused BBQ sauce!

ShiningWizard: I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list

btw, check your email if you get a chance.  :)

/gracias

My son is starting to get into WWE... I haven't watched since 1990 so I'm trying to get up to speed.  Is Brock Lesnar back and if so, why isn't he wrestling... the same question goes for the Rock.  We haven't seen him on in weeks.... was he hurt?  Also, bummed that HHH and Undertaker are retired... I'm missing the good ol' days

netizencain: My son is starting to get into WWE... I haven't watched since 1990 so I'm trying to get up to speed.  Is Brock Lesnar back and if so, why isn't he wrestling... the same question goes for the Rock.  We haven't seen him on in weeks.... was he hurt?  Also, bummed that HHH and Undertaker are retired... I'm missing the good ol' days

1.  Brock is back, but only part-time, due to the sweetheart contract he got from Vince.  He returned to great fanfare last year after leaving UFC, only to job to Cena a few times.  He'll be back soon, but only to renew a really old (and boring) rivalry with HHH, which years back resulted in one of the worst WM matches ever.  Meanwhile, his manager, Paul Heyman, has taken a new job with Punk, so it remains to be seen if they'll form a stable of "Heyman Guys"

2.  Rock has been gone in Hollywood for a while, and only came back last year for the ratings and the pop from the crowd (also, Vince needed him).  Huge build up to Rock-Cena at WM last year, which Rock won.  Now, he'll be wrestling whoever is the WWE champion at Royal Rumble, so that means Punk-Rock is coming.

3.  HHH and Taker are both "semi-retired" in that they only wrestle occasionally.  Taker only does one match a year - Wrestlemania.

Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!

Well, after a day of playing "Yelling at Idiots in Traffic" and "Cussing out Assholes at Walmart", I'm ready to take out my frustrations on Senile Vince and COOHHH's Flying Circus. PLeaseohpleaseohplease WWE, bring me some historically bad booking tonight.

/FEED ME BOAR!

clintster: Well, after a day of playing "Yelling at Idiots in Traffic" and "Cussing out Assholes at Walmart", I'm ready to take out my frustrations on Senile Vince and COOHHH's Flying Circus. PLeaseohpleaseohplease WWE, bring me some historically bad booking tonight.

/FEED ME BOAR!
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That looks like a tasty burger.  Can I have some of that cold beverage to wash it down?

THE CHAMP IS HERE!

I have a church league bball game at 7:00, but hopefully will be back in time to defend.

...IF YA SMEL++++(&#%&*carrier lost

Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:

Have to go see my brother-in-law, who landed in the hospital this morning with severe pains.  Good news is, the doctors found the issue was with his gall bladder, and quickly removed it.  He should recover fully.

But, I'll try and catch up later.  :)

/FWC 4 life

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
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Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)

Grand_Moff_Joseph: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
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Nice!  Is that your house in the background?  Always had a soft spot for log homes. (/digression)

Just tell him to wear the belt with pride, and Sin Cara's not nearly as bad a botcher as we make him out to be.  ;)

He likes the high flyers.  I found some classic TLC matches with the Hardy's and Christian/Edge to show him how it use to be.  Great times.

Our lake house outside of Grand Rapids, MN.  Great ice fishing.

netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
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It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?

TheManofPA: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
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It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?

Eh, I'm willing to pass on the chair shot.  Perhaps we should establish the "Junior FWC" for the kiddos.  :)

Instead of chairshots, it's WWE ice cream bars for all.

I'm glad I waited until I'm older to have kids.  I have the time and money to enjoy them more, plus I get to re-live my twenties all over again.  Watching Batman cartoons and WWE, plus I get to play Lego's and video games.

He thinks Foley is God, so I know I'm doing right.

netizencain: I'm glad I waited until I'm older to have kids.  I have the time and money to enjoy them more, plus I get to re-live my twenties all over again.  Watching Batman cartoons and WWE, plus I get to play Lego's and video games.

He thinks Foley is God, so I know I'm doing right.

He is indeed.  and Ziggler is his salesman.  :D

Seth has just about destroyed Cena in less than 2 weeks. He popped the Hulk Hogan punching bag in a day.

netizencain: My boy:
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AWWWWWWWW! He is soooooo cute! Tell him SinNetizencainJr. rulz!

dugitman: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x960]Seth has just about destroyed Cena in less than 2 weeks. He popped the Hulk Hogan punching bag in a day.

AWWWWWWWW! So is he! No shame in killing a Cena doll anyway, lulz

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I dunno Grand_Moff_Joseph... I don't see any ponies on that list

btw, check your email if you get a chance.  :)

/gracias

DUDE! That is just... I don't even... WTF?!?!?


Nah just kiddin guyz! lulz... For some reason I can't access my Live account right now but I will hit it up again later

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: netizencain: Grand_Moff_Joseph:
Also, tell your son - the FWC welcomes him!


My boy:
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It needs to be asked:

Who is going to give the kid his complementary introduction chair shot?

Eh, I'm willing to pass on the chair shot.  Perhaps we should establish the "Junior FWC" for the kiddos.  :)

Instead of chairshots, it's WWE ice cream bars for all.

So FCW is taking the opposite stance as the NFL with childhood concussions?

WHAR BOBBY AND THE GORILLA WHAR

Will 2013 be able to top these great 2012 moments: Link