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2013-01-07 10:18:04 AM  
Some jackass brought his kids to that movie when I saw it.  I'd guestimate their ages to be about 5 and 7.
 
2013-01-07 12:26:49 PM  
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2013-01-07 12:40:13 PM  
They would have to replace Huey Lewis with...what are kids calling music these days?
 
2013-01-07 01:40:16 PM  
That pussy isn't going to eat it's self...
 
2013-01-07 01:52:35 PM  
www.melange-tea.com
 
2013-01-07 02:05:00 PM  
That was remarkably unfunny.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go mail some DVDs back.
 
2013-01-07 02:52:51 PM  
Do you like Kidz Bop? I've been a big fan of children singing pop music since the release of their 2001 self-titled alubm. Before that, I really didn't understand things like "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2." Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Kidz Bop where their presence became more apparent. I think Kidz Bop Sports Jams was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble singing of 5 kids you've never heard of before and never will again. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Axel F (The Frog Song). In this song, the kids address the problems of abusive political authority. Blud (Ba Da Bee) is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your doody hole. The Kidz' solo careers seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like Ross Lynch's "A Billion Hits" and Olivia Holt's "Had Me @ Hello." Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think the kids work best within the confines of the group, than as solo artists, and I stress the word artist. This is Who Let the Dogs Out, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
 
2013-01-07 04:15:22 PM  
I have to return some DVDs to Redbox.
 
2013-01-07 04:17:10 PM  
Feed me a LOLcat.
 
2013-01-07 06:21:28 PM  
I have to return some Redbox discs.
 
2013-01-07 08:51:45 PM  
Not quite the sort of satire/entertainment I was expecting. Ergo, a farking pathetic POS.
 
2013-01-07 09:32:29 PM  

serial_crusher: Some jackass brought his kids to that movie when I saw it.  I'd guestimate their ages to be about 5 and 7.


Eh. That movie isn't very gory. Some nudity, if I remember correctly. Kids that age probably wouldn't even know what was going one most of the time.

Not that I'm saying it was okay, but it's not a movie that is going to register with young kids.
 
2013-01-07 10:55:45 PM  

realmolo: serial_crusher: Some jackass brought his kids to that movie when I saw it.  I'd guestimate their ages to be about 5 and 7.

Eh. That movie isn't very gory. Some nudity, if I remember correctly. Kids that age probably wouldn't even know what was going one most of the time.

Not that I'm saying it was okay, but it's not a movie that is going to register with young kids.


Admittedly, I've never seen the movie, so I don't know what's going on in this scene.
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2013-01-07 11:18:58 PM  

HotWingAgenda: realmolo: serial_crusher: Some jackass brought his kids to that movie when I saw it.  I'd guestimate their ages to be about 5 and 7.

Eh. That movie isn't very gory. Some nudity, if I remember correctly. Kids that age probably wouldn't even know what was going one most of the time.

Not that I'm saying it was okay, but it's not a movie that is going to register with young kids.

Admittedly, I've never seen the movie, so I don't know what's going on in this scene.
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my favorite is the part where he throws the chainsaw down the stairs and skewers the naked hooker as she's trying to flee.  Not inappropriate for children at all.
 
2013-01-07 11:36:20 PM  
As I've said many times here, the movie is to the book what a firecracker is to a pipe bomb.
 
2013-01-08 12:32:22 AM  

realmolo: serial_crusher: Some jackass brought his kids to that movie when I saw it.  I'd guestimate their ages to be about 5 and 7.

Eh. That movie isn't very gory. Some nudity, if I remember correctly. Kids that age probably wouldn't even know what was going one most of the time.

Not that I'm saying it was okay, but it's not a movie that is going to register with young kids.


I actually found the sex stuff infinitely more creepy than the violence. The violence was brutal, but so over-the-top that it was kind of a parody. The scenes where he's having these timid hookers go down on each other while staring with an angry look on his face weirded me out a lot more.
 
2013-01-08 02:13:28 PM  

John Buck 41: As I've said many times here, the movie is to the book what a firecracker is to a pipe bomb.


The book is FAN-FREAKIN'-TASTIC
 
2013-01-08 08:35:55 PM  

Endive Wombat: John Buck 41: As I've said many times here, the movie is to the book what a firecracker is to a pipe bomb.

The book is FAN-FREAKIN'-TASTIC


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Fark. I could do this all night
 
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