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(New Jersey 101.5)   "It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak," prison guard says of accomplice kitty who had saws, drill bits and cell phone taped to body   (nj1015.com) divider line 16
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2013-01-07 10:12:40 AM
I'd look for the guy with pouches of tuna in his cell.
 
2013-01-07 10:13:33 AM
i'd like to know how they got the tape off the cat without 1. hurting the animal or 2. needing stitches after being scratched by one helluva pissed off kitty.
 
2013-01-07 10:13:58 AM
But the cat was cool and he never said a mumbling word.
 
2013-01-07 10:14:41 AM
"At first we thought he was gonna sing like a canary...but it turned out he had just ate the canary. That cat's no stool pigeon."
 
2013-01-07 10:16:35 AM
Are we going to have a basic toolset trifecta today?

/Police officer injured after being stabbed with a screwdriver. The suspect was quickly nailed, and the judge will undoubtedly drop the hammer on him, though it's unclear if anyone saw what happened
 
2013-01-07 10:17:37 AM

Weaver95: i'd like to know how they got the tape off the cat without 1. hurting the animal or 2. needing stitches after being scratched by one helluva pissed off kitty.


My guess is that they cut it off with hair-cutting scissors or shaved the cat with a hair-cutting electric razor and the appropriate number guide, most likely while it was sedated. A dog groomer would probably be able to do this in a trice.

NO JOKES PLEASE.
 
2013-01-07 10:18:02 AM
I heard about this story yesterday. When I saw this headline wth the 101.5 logo, I got confused. I thought it happened in Brazil.

It turns out I was right. So I wonder why the flagship station for NJ is coering the story.

NJ != Brazil
 
2013-01-07 10:19:22 AM
Cats are good at secrets. Not only is it harder to get them to talk than Tight Lipped Tony, they will get your tongue and prevent you from talking.

Or so I hear.
 
2013-01-07 10:20:42 AM
Sorta relevant:

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2013-01-07 10:20:43 AM
The cat is innocent; it was simply hunting jailbirds.
 
2013-01-07 10:21:10 AM

Weaver95: i'd like to know how they got the tape off the cat without 1. hurting the animal or 2. needing stitches after being scratched by one helluva pissed off kitty.


Pam sprayed on the adhesive using one of those straws that come with WD40?
 
2013-01-07 10:22:47 AM

cgraves67: "At first we thought he was gonna sing like a canary...but it turned out he had just ate the canary. That cat's no stool pigeon."


The cat's stool is pigeon.
 
2013-01-07 10:24:26 AM
If that cat could talk, what tales he'd tell.
 
2013-01-07 10:26:11 AM
If that cat could talk
What tales he'd tell
About Della and the dealer
And the dog as well
But the cat was cool
And he never said a mumblin' word
 
2013-01-07 10:28:16 AM
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Wanted for questioning

/hot, hot, hot!
 
2013-01-07 10:30:54 AM
A cat will rat out its accomplices as soon as the can opener starts.
 
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