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(WTOP)   Dude, that's not the kind of bobcat you're supposed to keep in a garage   (wtop.com) divider line 86
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2013-01-07 10:23:27 AM
imgs.xkcd.com

Getting this out of the way....
 
2013-01-07 10:23:35 AM
boards.cannabis.com

oblig?
 
2013-01-07 10:33:07 AM
imgs.xkcd.com


Anyone post this yet?
 
2013-01-07 11:34:12 AM
Any Lynx to the other attacks in the area?
 
2013-01-07 11:44:14 AM
This is why I only buy Caterpillar.
 
2013-01-07 12:15:41 PM
He might want to return his Foxxy lettuce too.  This man is a poor judge of legit products.
 
2013-01-07 12:17:10 PM
Meh, I'm keeping the spelling.
 
2013-01-07 12:22:10 PM
img217.imageshack.us


"Well, can I talk to your wife, then?"

"She won't answer you. She's a bobcat."

"You got a bobcat in there?"

"Well, I have a permit."
 
2013-01-07 12:30:36 PM
I should never have come into this thread.
 
2013-01-07 12:52:02 PM
Dude,
You totally have to see this...you'll LYFAO!!!


imgs.xkcd.com
/A++, would post again
 
2013-01-07 12:54:42 PM
You've got a bobcat?!?! I'VE NEVER SEEN A BOBCAT!!!

HOLY SHIAT, YOU GUYS, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS! LOOK AT HIS TUFTED EARS!!!
 
2013-01-07 12:55:19 PM
R.I.P. BOBCAT


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2013-01-07 12:55:49 PM
Mundell, his nephew and his wife, are being treated for rabies. His wife wasn't bitten, but got the animal's blood on her

There goes $150k down the drain. Staying alive is expensive, getting snake antivenom is a lil cheaper.
 
2013-01-07 12:57:06 PM
Here's the sort of Bobcat one expects in a garage:
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-07 12:57:11 PM
Approves:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-07 12:57:11 PM
His wife wasn't bitten, but got the animal's blood on her

So he's a bobcat fighter and a kinky bastard also?
 
2013-01-07 12:58:49 PM
That's rufus, man
 
2013-01-07 12:58:53 PM
www.cinecultist.com

not impressed
 
2013-01-07 12:59:34 PM
I've hunted bobcats. What did they pin it down with? a truck?
Those things are fur-covered chainsaws.
 
2013-01-07 12:59:45 PM
State Environmental Police took the bobcat to have it tested for rabies, which they think is likely given its unusual behavior.

'Unusual?' They've never tried to take my cats to the vet.
 
2013-01-07 01:00:23 PM

fappomatic: I've hunted bobcats. What did they pin it down with? a truck?
Those things are fur-covered chainsaws.


This. Seriously, how the hell did they pin that thing down? I am honestly curious.
 
2013-01-07 01:00:50 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
ZOOOOOM!!!
 
2013-01-07 01:01:26 PM
Dude, that's not the kind of bobcat you're supposed to keep in a garage

What are you, a farking park ranger now?
 
2013-01-07 01:03:01 PM

Jake Havechek: So he's a bobcat fighter and a kinky bastard also?


the whole story was way weirder. saw it on the local news. weird people, the story seemed like a lot of BS. seemed more likely they caught it and then whatever scheme they had cooked up went bad.
 
2013-01-07 01:03:20 PM
Is that a bobcat in your garage, or are you happy to see me?
 
2013-01-07 01:06:37 PM
What a bobcat looks like in my brother's living room.

i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 01:06:48 PM
sucks they had to kill it. If it did have rabies it was a good idea/
Abnormal behavior?
What's normal behavior for a wild animal in your garage?
 
2013-01-07 01:07:12 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
Dude... wait.... what?
 
2013-01-07 01:07:30 PM
That is about scary as hell!
 
2013-01-07 01:08:31 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: You've got a bobcat?!?! I'VE NEVER SEEN A BOBCAT!!!

HOLY SHIAT, YOU GUYS, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS! LOOK AT HIS TUFTED EARS!!!


It seems bored, all alone in there. Shouldn't we get it a toy or something to play with?
 
2013-01-07 01:09:02 PM

oakleym82: [www.cinecultist.com image 400x190]

not impressed


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2013-01-07 01:13:27 PM
Wasn't there an XKCD cartoon about bobcats?

Someone should post that.
 
2013-01-07 01:14:41 PM
Ever seen what a bobcat can do to a garage?
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2013-01-07 01:15:34 PM
"his nephew and his wife, are being treated for rabies. His wife wasn't bitten, but got the animal's blood on her."

Well that's it, blood on her means she is going to turn into one.
 
2013-01-07 01:20:38 PM

baufan2005: "his nephew and his wife, are being treated for rabies. His wife wasn't bitten, but got the animal's blood on her."

Well that's it, blood on her means she is going to turn into one.


Yeah...remember that scene in 28 Days...the one where the black chick beats to death the dude who got zombie blood in a scratch on his arm?

/but only after waiting several seconds to see if his eyes glazed over...then POW!
//scary movie is scary
 
2013-01-07 01:21:08 PM

vudukungfu: Wasn't there an XKCD cartoon about bobcats?

Someone should post that.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-01-07 01:23:21 PM

Tax Boy: oakleym82: [www.cinecultist.com image 400x190]

not impressed

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x321]

No Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES! ALL OF IT! YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE
/Best quote ever.
 
2013-01-07 01:24:04 PM

DeathCipris: fappomatic: I've hunted bobcats. What did they pin it down with? a truck?
Those things are fur-covered chainsaws.

This. Seriously, how the hell did they pin that thing down? I am honestly curious.


Sounds like they pinned it down with a gun by shooting it. Perhaps it was near death. If it was really rabid it wouldn't have much left in it. But then the "no touchy" goes up to 11. I have some ferral cats on my farm. If I need to catch one, I corner it and use a fish net. I've got a really good landing net. Presuming it ran outside then for some reason was still in the yard, that probably means it was near death. They might have just done something like throw a tarp over it.
 
2013-01-07 01:25:13 PM

brandent: DeathCipris: fappomatic: I've hunted bobcats. What did they pin it down with? a truck?
Those things are fur-covered chainsaws.

This. Seriously, how the hell did they pin that thing down? I am honestly curious.

Sounds like they pinned it down with a gun by shooting it. Perhaps it was near death. If it was really rabid it wouldn't have much left in it. But then the "no touchy" goes up to 11. I have some ferral cats on my farm. If I need to catch one, I corner it and use a fish net. I've got a really good landing net. Presuming it ran outside then for some reason was still in the yard, that probably means it was near death. They might have just done something like throw a tarp over it.


Oh and yeah wouldn't you get some kind of PTSD from that event? You'd never open your garage door again in a normal way.
 
2013-01-07 01:26:22 PM
They pinned the cat down with metal crutches. The full story: http://worc.tg/TGSLe9
 
2013-01-07 01:26:25 PM
There's this thing on every garage. It's called a door. You make sure it's shut when you are not moving something in or out of the garage. Before shutting it, you make sure it's clear of your neighbors' kids or house cats.

Leave the garage door open unattended and be prepared for surprises.
 
2013-01-07 01:29:13 PM
Been impressed/terrified of rabies ever since I read the book Cujo in middle school. Did a lot of research on the subject, turns out once the virus gets to your nervous system you're farked, post vaccine or no. First person to survive a rabies infection was a girl in 2005.
/They probably caught the thing in a trap and thought it'd made a great conversation starter.
 
2013-01-07 01:32:27 PM

DeathCipris: fappomatic: I've hunted bobcats. What did they pin it down with? a truck?
Those things are fur-covered chainsaws.

This. Seriously, how the hell did they pin that thing down? I am honestly curious.


I watched a video this past weekend of a guy with balls of steel...or no brain (depending on your position) pinning a bobcat down with a damn stick to help it out of a trap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d0-22Cthjw">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=9d0-22Cthjw
 
2013-01-07 01:33:34 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: You've got a bobcat?!?! I'VE NEVER SEEN A BOBCAT!!!

HOLY SHIAT, YOU GUYS, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS! LOOK AT HIS TUFTED EARS!!!



t.qkme.me
 
2013-01-07 01:34:42 PM
litespeed74
sucks they had to kill it. If it did have rabies it was a good idea/
Abnormal behavior?
What's normal behavior for a wild animal in your garage?


Bobcats are extemely wary & secretive animals that usually stay the hell away from people & houses, the fact that it went into the garage is not normal behaviour.

I've seen their tracks around here,never seen one.
 
2013-01-07 01:36:47 PM

bim1154: What a bobcat looks like in my brother's living room.

[i106.photobucket.com image 800x600]


Looks like a cross between a regular house cat and a bobcat. If so, then the extra size of the cat I took in 10 years ago is now explained. Vet said he didn't conform body-wise to standard house cats.
 
2013-01-07 01:45:59 PM

CapeFearCadaver: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 275x183]
Dude... wait.... what?


Okay, I hope this isn't spamming but it's really important to me, so here goes.

I know the owner of the original "Dude... Wait, what?" kitten. The cat's name is Oliver Donovan, and he has a Facebook page you can like for updates. He's only seven years old, but he's dying of congestive heart failure. There's a calendar you can buy with proceeds going to pay for his vet bills - I won't link it here so as not to spam, but you can find it by looking for "Oliver Donovan calendar". His owner has had a really rough time this year - Oliver was diagnosed as dying, she had a sudden, tragic death in the family, and then another cat died unexpectedly - and any help would be appreciated.


On another note, I feel like I should make a UK joke here, but I can't think of one.
 
2013-01-07 01:46:39 PM
Adjusts onion....

www.motorstown.com
I'm going back to my nap now. You younguns better not make any noise.
 
2013-01-07 01:47:03 PM
 
2013-01-07 01:47:56 PM

Stone Meadow: baufan2005: "his nephew and his wife, are being treated for rabies. His wife wasn't bitten, but got the animal's blood on her."

Well that's it, blood on her means she is going to turn into one.

Yeah...remember that scene in 28 Days...the one where the black chick beats to death the dude who got zombie blood in a scratch on his arm?

/but only after waiting several seconds to see if his eyes glazed over...then POW!
//scary movie is scary



Raj: Here's what I wonder about zombies. (Others all groan) What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat? They can't starve to death, they're already dead.

Howard: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on how do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?

Sheldon: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.

Raj: Yeah, okay, so, zombies.

Leonard: I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj. Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies? Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn't eat, they starved.

Howard: You're thinking of 28 Days Later. 28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab and puts the audience into an undead state

Raj: Hey, don't bag on Sandra Bullock! You think it makes you look cultured, but you just come off as bitter.
 
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