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2013-01-07 06:57:02 PM  

Crewmannumber6: CSB

Went to Chicago to visit a friend and see his college football game back in 80's. While he and his Roomates were dressing after the game, myself and a friend got an early start on a case of Little Kings that we brought with us back at the apartment. THEN we went to Rush Street, then later to a party at the home of a girl whose father was 'Connected'. I walked in, sat down and puked all over the floor. A month later 2 men came to my parents home 300 miles away with the cleaning bill to collect.


Reminds me of this one time my daughter brings home a couple of college aged lightweights and one of them hurls all over the place.  Stunk like hell so I told my daughter she was going to have to pay for the cleaning.  At one point she had gone to school with this guy who was supposedly connected so she tracks him down a this place called "Just a Bar" and asks him for a favor.  He had always had a sweet spot for her so instead of having to pay for the cleaning out of her own pocket the guy sends some of the meatheads who hang out there to go collect from the lightweight.

CSB
 
2013-01-07 06:58:49 PM  
Give the robbers props.  You either have to have big clanging ones or be seriously desperate to rob an Italian social club.
 
2013-01-07 07:00:01 PM  
Oh, so the victims had a gun and it did nothing for them?

I was under the impression that it would protect these people and their valuables.
 
2013-01-07 07:00:08 PM  
I sometimes play two games (both two days a week) w/in a couple of miles of that place. This story is so cooked it's silly.

One it's an inside job bc you can't know where and more importantly who w/out someone who has played the game or better is playing the game. You don't want to hit a night when the big fish don't come.

Two there is always a buzz or call in mechanism, usually two locked doors.

Three there is always security. One has a guy off the main door w/ a shotgun and the other has a guy in the back with a gun and the safe. He can look down onto the room and rain bullets if he needed to.

Someone at that table robbed the game and they came up with this BS story and will handle it themselves.

Maybe someone was in trouble with someone bigger than theses guys, maybe someone was leaving town, who knows? But masked guys did not come through the front door and rob the place. Also 10-13k? HA! Triple it easy even if it was a 1/2 game every guy there had a grand or two cash in his pocket minimum and the house has a bank.

Story is... upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-07 09:37:30 PM  
That place is a short summer walk from here, two minutes tops on a bike, five minutes if I drive. It's a pretty safe quiet
( read lame euro trash, guidos & retired cops that will shoot you the second you walk in the door )
neighborhood by Chicago standards. Surprised to see it on Fark.
 
2013-01-08 08:34:24 AM  

relaxitsjustme: Crewmannumber6: CSB

Went to Chicago to visit a friend and see his college football game back in 80's. While he and his Roomates were dressing after the game, myself and a friend got an early start on a case of Little Kings that we brought with us back at the apartment. THEN we went to Rush Street, then later to a party at the home of a girl whose father was 'Connected'. I walked in, sat down and puked all over the floor. A month later 2 men came to my parents home 300 miles away with the cleaning bill to collect.

Reminds me of this one time my daughter brings home a couple of college aged lightweights and one of them hurls all over the place.  Stunk like hell so I told my daughter she was going to have to pay for the cleaning.  At one point she had gone to school with this guy who was supposedly connected so she tracks him down a this place called "Just a Bar" and asks him for a favor.  He had always had a sweet spot for her so instead of having to pay for the cleaning out of her own pocket the guy sends some of the meatheads who hang out there to go collect from the lightweight.

CSB


Regardless, never start drinking Little Kings at 11 AM
 
2013-01-08 11:13:19 PM  

Rufus Lee King: december: wanted for questioning?

"You boys are making a mistake!"


Sunshine shouldda kept his mout shut.
 
2013-01-09 02:23:58 AM  

Crewmannumber6: relaxitsjustme: Crewmannumber6: CSB

Regardless, never start drinking Little Kings at 11 AM


Always good advise
 
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