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(Bitten and Bound)   Jillian Michaels took two years off 'Biggest Loser' to find her softer side. The hiatus turned her into a fire breathing hellcat of mammoth proportions. Don't take our word for it, ask the contestant who bolted to seek therapy. #harsh   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 106
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2013-01-07 11:40:02 AM
NGRY @ the Peeniz.
 
2013-01-07 11:40:25 AM
Get paid to humiliate, insult and ridicule fat people?
Where do I sign up?
 
2013-01-07 11:42:37 AM
If they don't have a stroke they're not really trying.
 
2013-01-07 11:44:40 AM

Pinner: Get paid to humiliate, insult and ridicule fat people?
Where do I sign up?


the entrance fee is only $5 a month
 
2013-01-07 11:45:07 AM

Pinner: Get paid to humiliate, insult and ridicule fat people?
Where do I sign up?


In her case, it's 'get paid to go undefeated in 10 seasons as trainer and take a few years off to start a personal fitness empire because hell if you've got anything left to prove on Biggest Loser'.
 
2013-01-07 11:45:43 AM
The hiatus turned her into ended, and she resumed her persona as a a fire breathing hellcat of mammoth proportions.

When was she anything but?
 
2013-01-07 11:47:47 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Pinner: Get paid to humiliate, insult and ridicule fat people?
Where do I sign up?

the entrance fee is only $5 a month


HaHA, we dont have enough money to be TF cool

/Really sad though.....I want to pay for free news
 
2013-01-07 11:50:14 AM
She looks like she can clench her vagina and rip your dick right off.
 
2013-01-07 11:50:29 AM
Its shameful, but I love this show and am really glad Jillian is back. The show was suffering without her.

/watching fatties lose weight is great motivation to get out there and enjoy the outdoors
 
2013-01-07 11:52:31 AM
I haven't thought much of Jillian Michaels since I read an interview wher she said she would never consider being pregnant because she was afraid of the damage to her body. Seriously biatch? If YOU can't get your body back after a pregnancy, there is no hope for any of us.
 
2013-01-07 11:53:57 AM
My favorite part of this season will be the little fat kids. Its like a reality TV version of Heavy Weights
 
2013-01-07 11:53:59 AM

SmellsLikePoo: Its shameful, but I love this show and am really glad Jillian is back. The show was suffering without her.

/watching fatties lose weight is great motivation to get out there and enjoy the outdoors


I agree. I don't watch religiously, but my remote would stop on it at times. Once Jillian left, I stopped even watching occasionally.

Bob's a pussy. I really can't stand him.
 
2013-01-07 11:54:13 AM
Even when she's smiling, that woman looks like she's farking pissed off.
 
2013-01-07 11:56:04 AM
did not realize she was into vag; maybe she needs a good dicking.
 
2013-01-07 11:56:32 AM
A angry lesbian...whoda' thunk it?
 
2013-01-07 11:56:58 AM

soakitincider: did not realize she was into vag; maybe she needs a good dicking.


I would love to give it to her. She looks like she farks good and angry.
 
2013-01-07 11:57:32 AM

Teufelaffe: Even when she's smiling, that woman looks like she's farking pissed off.


It's because she knows that, eventually, her looks and body will fail, just like everyone else.
 
2013-01-07 11:59:47 AM
Never seen the show, but I did do one of her workout videos once out of sheer curiosity. She wasn't a shrieking hellcat or whatever, but I did kind of like her brand of mild abuse more than the usual "you're doing great!!" schtick most workout leaders do.
 
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2013-01-07 12:00:29 PM

megalynn44: I haven't thought much of Jillian Michaels since I read an interview wher she said she would never consider being pregnant because she was afraid of the damage to her body. Seriously biatch? If YOU can't get your body back after a pregnancy, there is no hope for any of us.


Her multimillion-dollar career is based on her being extremely fit. Pregnancy could damage that. Also, she's a lesbian and has a partner who can carry the child. She's a biatch for other reasons, but not this one.
 
2013-01-07 12:02:40 PM

megalynn44: I haven't thought much of Jillian Michaels since I read an interview wher she said she would never consider being pregnant because she was afraid of the damage to her body. Seriously biatch? If YOU can't get your body back after a pregnancy, there is no hope for any of us.


I think she used to be not in shape, and it takes a lot for her to look like that.  She's getting older, and might not snap back as quickly.  Or might, but why gamble since her partner can carry it?
 
2013-01-07 12:06:19 PM
The woman owns a Desmo, which makes her way cooler than most celebrities. She can actually ride it, which just makes her even cooler. As for her being "mean" to the contestants, that's her job. She wants to see them succeed, not be their BFF.
 
2013-01-07 12:07:56 PM

soakitincider: did not realize she was into vag; maybe she needs a good dicking.


I bet I could 'cure' her
 
2013-01-07 12:08:10 PM

LectertheChef: The woman owns a Desmo, which makes her way cooler than most celebrities. She can actually ride it, which just makes her even cooler. As for her being "mean" to the contestants, that's her job. She wants to see them succeed, not be their BFF.


She's not going to sleep with you.
 
2013-01-07 12:09:21 PM

megalynn44: I haven't thought much of Jillian Michaels since I read an interview wher she said she would never consider being pregnant because she was afraid of the damage to her body.


Pretty funny considering her "Fat Burning Pill" has had multiple lawsuits over the damage they do to others bodies.

Another fine example of "I've got mine so F You."
 
2013-01-07 12:12:39 PM
I hate that biatch.
 
2013-01-07 12:18:54 PM
I pick death by snu-snu
 
2013-01-07 12:21:15 PM
LOL, "bolted".

Plod, slog or galumph, maybe.
 
2013-01-07 12:21:20 PM

soakitincider: did not realize she was into vag; maybe she needs a good dicking.


Imagine if that were reversed? If a gay man said to you that all you needed was a good dicking to turn gay.
 
2013-01-07 12:21:25 PM
To be fair, these are people without any willpower whatsoever, evidenced by the fact that they can only lose weight by going on a nationally televised show and embarrassing the crap out of themselves. Most people join a gym or find some other form of regular exercise and watch what they eat to lose weight. It's hard to feel any sympathy for someone who sees what she does on TV and still signs themselves up for it.
 
2013-01-07 12:21:47 PM
Watching her rail those fatties in submission last nite was the highlight of my weekend. I was particularly perturbed by the fatass that almost killed his kid in a car crash, promised him he would be less of fatass, and was bounced on the first night.


/wife makes me watch it with her

//bet the wife a bj that TC was the first to go home.
 
2013-01-07 12:23:08 PM

LandOfChocolate: The hiatus turned her into ended, and she resumed her persona as a a fire breathing hellcat of mammoth proportions.

When was she anything but?


I respect her results but my wife can't help but have her therapist side come out when seeing her abuse those poor, fat f*cks.

pivazena: I think she used to be not in shape, and it takes a lot for her to look like that. She's getting older, and might not snap back as quickly. Or might, but why gamble since her partner can carry it?


This makes sense; all in all, though, if she's that much of a mean person maybe it is best that she not have kids. I mean, how could a child raised by a wealthy, famous, unavailable, mean-spirited person NOT turn out super well-adjusted?
 
2013-01-07 12:25:52 PM
Haven't seen the show. So how much of the drama do you think is contrived?
 
2013-01-07 12:28:14 PM
she needs to have an angry lez death match with... IDk rosie Odonell
 
2013-01-07 12:34:25 PM
Watching that show always makes my nachos taste better.
 
2013-01-07 12:39:02 PM
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2013-01-07 12:42:16 PM
I'm kind of disappointed with the kid gloves attitude they're taking with the fat kids. Part of me wanted to see Dolvet running behind them with a whip, calling them fat kid names.
 
2013-01-07 12:42:18 PM
Biggest Loser drinking game:
Every time someone mentions their 'journey', drink.
Won't take long to be blind stinking drunk.
 
2013-01-07 12:44:01 PM

fozziewazzi: Haven't seen the show. So how much of the drama do you think is contrived?


Drama as in the human interactions and all the "sporting" events?.. 100%.
 
2013-01-07 12:44:52 PM
I didn't know she was in a gay relationship. Huh. That's going to come in handy later.
 
2013-01-07 12:50:01 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 400x400]


Why the fark do people hash tag headlines when there's already a tag? Its been here a lot longer than twitters been around too if I recall...
 
2013-01-07 12:55:06 PM

megalynn44: I haven't thought much of Jillian Michaels since I read an interview wher she said she would never consider being pregnant because she was afraid of the damage to her body. Seriously biatch? If YOU can't get your body back after a pregnancy, there is no hope for any of us.


Actually she has medical problems that would make it very hard for her to get pregnant without a lot of hormone injections, it wasn't about her being unable to lose the weight. She could probably do that by just shouting at herself in the mirror everyday.
 
2013-01-07 01:04:29 PM

Adman1138: megalynn44: I haven't thought much of Jillian Michaels since I read an interview wher she said she would never consider being pregnant because she was afraid of the damage to her body. Seriously biatch? If YOU can't get your body back after a pregnancy, there is no hope for any of us.

Actually she has medical problems that would make it very hard for her to get pregnant without a lot of hormone injections, it wasn't about her being unable to lose the weight.


Hormone problems? As in,' too much testosterone because she's really a man' problems?
 
2013-01-07 01:09:12 PM

fozziewazzi: Haven't seen the show. So how much of the drama do you think is contrived?


They really are getting the crap beat out of them, and these are broken people to begin with. I doubt the line to real drama is hard to cross.

Last season they had some really big ego issues with the contestants that (I think) almost took down the show. I think they need to slap these people around more, not only for health reasons but to keep the production of the show on track.
 
2013-01-07 01:09:47 PM
I found her hilarious as she would go off on the contestants and then almost wretch when she saw them eat hamburgers or whatever. She might be good at making people lose weight in a controlled environment, but she sucks at addressing the reality that it is OK to have shiatty food. She seems stuck on this good food/bad food mentality and not "Hit you damn macros and either eat at deficit, maintenance, or surplus depending on your goal". She's busy bullying people who have poor body image and lifestyle and eating habits all while failing to address her own body image and eat disorder.
 
2013-01-07 01:11:11 PM

volcanic ash: Watching her rail those fatties in submission last nite was the highlight of my weekend. I was particularly perturbed by the fatass that almost killed his kid in a car crash, promised him he would be less of fatass, and was bounced on the first night.


/wife makes me watch it with her

//bet the wife a bj that TC was the first to go home.


Well how that turn out?
 
2013-01-07 01:11:59 PM
She has PCOS and can't carry a child without a lot of medical intervention.
Also there is new evidence that PSOC might be hereditary so she's saving the next generation from getting it.
I can respect her for that.

/Has PCOS
//Has pretty much cured it through crossfit and a strict low-carb diet
 
2013-01-07 01:14:15 PM
If making fatties quit something that was good from them was hard they wouldn't be fatties.
 
2013-01-07 01:16:20 PM

soakitincider: did not realize she was into vag; maybe she needs a good dicking.


I thought she was a bisexual ? So maybe she is not the high quality cock she needs.

/Most farkers are bisexual
// Meaning when they want sex they buy it.
/// I love bad jokes
 
2013-01-07 01:24:21 PM

Infobahn: fozziewazzi: Haven't seen the show. So how much of the drama do you think is contrived?

They really are getting the crap beat out of them, and these are broken people to begin with. I doubt the line to real drama is hard to cross.


Maybe that's why the show is so popular. It's the only reality show where the drama is not super contrived. The people on the show have spent most of their lives being morbidly obese and they have real issues that have kept them that way even though they know it will kill them.
 
2013-01-07 01:25:26 PM
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