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(Ars Technica)   Remember millionaire fugitive antivirus baron John McAfee's legal problems in Belize? The story gets even better   (arstechnica.com) divider line 14
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2013-01-07 10:50:11 AM  
5 votes:
I'm calling Chuck Barris to confirm this.
2013-01-07 03:14:08 PM  
2 votes:

GranoblasticMan: FTA: No one could resist his operatives: after sending "increasingly irresistible women" to a local political boss, McAfee eventually tried "an alternate chromosome configuration and-success at last."

lol, I love that phrasing.


I was initially thinking:
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2013-01-07 11:05:37 AM  
2 votes:
FTA: No one could resist his operatives: after sending "increasingly irresistible women" to a local political boss, McAfee eventually tried "an alternate chromosome configuration and-success at last."

lol, I love that phrasing.
2013-01-07 11:03:25 AM  
2 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: What in the hell did I just read?


Part VII of John Macafee's "2012-13 Howard Hughes Memorial Crazytrain Adventure and Getaway"

Except instead of Mormons, blood transfusions, and Las Vegas, it's computer hackers, bath salts, and Belize.
2013-01-07 03:33:08 PM  
1 votes:
McAfee used to be the only one we used at my house back in the DOS 5.0 days. Ran it off a microfloppy.

Norton was a larger program and did cool shiat like "Compress" (defragmentation, same as defrag now).

Then McAfee started sucking. And Norton (now sold to Symantec) sucked worse.

Dad still trusts Symantec exclusively to this day and complains when he gets malware. I use MBAM and Microsoft Defender (the name changed yet again upon switching to Windows 8 - why? Dunno, but it does sound cool.. I envision a young Bill Gates holding a giant foam battleaxe with a scowl).
2013-01-07 01:43:42 PM  
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: I dare him to send me "increasingly irresistible women."


K, we'll start with this one and work up from there.

cdn.stripersonline.com
2013-01-07 12:45:02 PM  
1 votes:
But, how did he solve the problem of the rats on his grandmother's island that were eating all the coconuts?
2013-01-07 12:38:45 PM  
1 votes:
"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge."
2013-01-07 12:12:43 PM  
1 votes:
I dare him to send me "increasingly irresistible women."
2013-01-07 11:54:50 AM  
1 votes:
So, in other words, even former security software moguls turned paranoid bath salts and bogus miracle cures hucksters have an unfilmed screenplay, or the treatment for same, tucked away somewhere.
2013-01-07 11:37:34 AM  
1 votes:
Stop picking on the millionaires Job Creators!
2013-01-07 11:01:37 AM  
1 votes:

Scrog Monster: No it's not better. It doesn't have any Chinese girls in hip boots kicking things around.


That's a very specific fantasy you have there.
2013-01-07 11:00:47 AM  
1 votes:
Wait, wasn't this a movie?

blogs.westword.com
2013-01-07 10:45:10 AM  
1 votes:
No it's not better. It doesn't have any Chinese girls in hip boots kicking things around.
 
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