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(Live5 News Charleston)   Women showing boobies in the shopping mall. There's other stuff, but that's all I heard. With Video   (live5news.com) divider line 7
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2013-01-07 09:49:46 AM  
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My all-time favorite comment regarding one of these nurse-ins is from a comment on a Starbucks blog years ago. The author of said comment was named "Famous Anus," so I'm not altogether entirely sure this is legit:

I'm totally against public breastfeeding and I'll tell you why. This one time I was in Burger King, and this girl with enormous boobs--they were like 56-FFF, I know my tits--yanks one out of her blouse, then mashes her kid against it. But the kid didn't want that much, and when he pulled away, her boob wouldn't shut off. It kept spraying like a fire hose, and I got milk splashed on my hamburger, and in my Coke, and all over my pants because the thing was squirting uncontrollably all over and my kids starting screaming and hugging my leg and then the manager ran up with a handful of napkins to try to stanch the flow but he slipped in a puddle of milk and cracked his head on the end of the table and I heard that dude's like in a coma or something now and my pants smelled bad the rest of the day 'cause that stuff stinks when it gets hot. So no, I don't particularly support public breastfeeding. Thanks for listening.
2013-01-07 11:10:52 AM  
4 votes:
This sort of behavior disgusts me. So farking juvenile. Breast feeding is a natural thing, and we don't need a bunch of puerile men acting like, if you'll excuse the expression, boobs. Seriously, guys, what's the deal? It's a breast. It's just a soft mound of tissue, a gently curved globe hanging there like a ripe fruit. And yeah, it has a nipple. And so what if the nipple sometimes gets hard, just stands up there like a little eraser point when you lick just a tiny trace of moisture across its tip and then lightly exhale a gentle puff of wind over it. What do you want to do? Take that hard nipple and roll it lightly between your thumb and forefinger, cup the other breast in your hand? Squeeze it? Is that what you want? Do you want to press your face between those breasts and squeeze them over your ears like earmuffs, lay your head on them like pillows? Jesus, grow up.
2013-01-07 09:49:33 AM  
2 votes:

Dynascape: Hahahaha. Cant wait till you have kids.

The AW shots are going to be epic!!!


Sigh, if only I could have twins.  That way I could just walk down the street with one latched on to each nip.  I wouldn't even have to bother with wearing a top then.
2013-01-07 09:30:51 AM  
2 votes:
Bring Mardi Gras beads to the mall and give them to the women you see breastfeeding.
2013-01-07 01:08:28 PM  
1 votes:

Sobrrr: I breast fed my babies. So, I know for a fact breast milk can shoot 10-20 feet. That's my only problem with public breast feeding. I don't want any random stranger's bodily fluid on me.


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2013-01-07 09:47:04 AM  
1 votes:
don't forget it is so good for the kid you should do it while driving!
2013-01-07 09:41:31 AM  
1 votes:
And if I jerked off in a girl's mouth at the mall these attention whores would be the first to call the police.
 
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