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(LiveLeak)   Hot Chinese girl kicks a knife out of a suicidal woman's hand. (w/video and bonus Google translation failure)   (liveleak.com) divider line 88
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2013-01-07 06:11:12 AM
nice move.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-07 07:43:41 AM
If suicidal woman had had a gun this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-01-07 10:01:04 AM
China needs more armed sandy hook teachers.
 
2013-01-07 10:01:06 AM
Damn I'd hit that
 
2013-01-07 10:01:15 AM
"Exposed legs suck very eyes?" You're damn right they do!
 
2013-01-07 10:02:27 AM
"he began a sprinkle banknotes into heaven"

I will be the first to request a photoshop of this.

"exposed legs suck very eyes."

Or this (it's a fetish of mine)
 
2013-01-07 10:02:51 AM
Now all we need is an American animation studio making cute, mostly well-subtitled versions of Chinese news stories so the Internet can finish swallowing its neck.
 
2013-01-07 10:03:40 AM
Actually, can't we just convince the hip hop culture to use the term "sprinkle banknotes into heaven" instead of "Make it Rain"?
 
2013-01-07 10:04:13 AM
FTFA: With more and more people crowd, Hei Yinv emotions more and more excited, he began a sprinkle banknotes into heaven. Help to pick up the bill to a few girls at an age less than 20-year-old girl suddenly the crowd out.

revealingerrors.com
 
2013-01-07 10:04:51 AM
She was obviously mentally ill.

Mentally ill people have a right to suicide and Hot Chinese Girl was wrong to stop her.

Now she is going to suffer in an institution for the next 50 years while fighting off the incurable equestrian demon-doctors in her brain that want to use her as their pet science project.

Great job, America!
 
2013-01-07 10:05:04 AM
The Engrish.... it is beautiful.
 
2013-01-07 10:05:20 AM
It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"
 
2013-01-07 10:06:21 AM
Fast Food on gangbang ave. COOL.
 
2013-01-07 10:06:35 AM
How do the Chinese treat mental illness aside from killing mentally ill people?
 
2013-01-07 10:06:47 AM
Why didn't the victim wait for the cops to show up?
 
2013-01-07 10:06:50 AM

Feepit: She was obviously mentally ill.

Mentally ill people have a right to suicide and Hot Chinese Girl was wrong to stop her.

Now she is going to suffer in an institution for the next 50 years while fighting off the incurable equestrian demon-doctors in her brain that want to use her as their pet science project.

Great job, America!


If you are posturing like that in public, you are more likely just looking for sympathy. People who really have their heart set on dying always find a way.
 
2013-01-07 10:07:38 AM

ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"


That
 
2013-01-07 10:08:19 AM
I'm a mess without my little China Girl
 
2013-01-07 10:09:43 AM

ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"



Considering the rise in obesity.... sure.
 
2013-01-07 10:09:44 AM

DubtodaIll: ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"

That


What does it say about my standards when "does not press charges" = "hot?"
 
2013-01-07 10:09:49 AM
That's all you have to do to get a pretty Chinese girl in stripper boots and hot pants to kick you? I am in the wrong country.
 
2013-01-07 10:10:37 AM
Perfectly directed kick to the carpal tunnel. Love it. Captain Chris would be proud.
 
2013-01-07 10:11:22 AM

majestic: "Exposed legs suck very eyes?" You're damn right they do!


Today's schizophrenic Letter to Penthouse: "I never thought exposed legs suck very eyes, but girl next door..."
 
2013-01-07 10:11:32 AM

ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"


And Chinese
...wearing shrts and stripper boots
...and knows king-fu
 
2013-01-07 10:11:58 AM
Anyone else thinking China is trolling us?
 
2013-01-07 10:12:09 AM

cmb53208: How do the Chinese treat mental illness aside from killing mentally ill people?


They harvest their non-brain organs, if that makes you feel better.
 
2013-01-07 10:12:33 AM

delathi: ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"

And Chinese
...wearing shrts and stripper boots
...and knows king-fu


King-fu?
At least the letters are close to each other on the keyboard.
 
2013-01-07 10:12:33 AM
Do I have to do everything here, dammit?

GIS: hot chinese girls


/ chop chop!
 
2013-01-07 10:13:36 AM

ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"


Yeah. The picture simply isn't clear enough to call her hot. She doesn't appear ugly but that's about all I can say given that video.
 
2013-01-07 10:13:39 AM

MadSkillz:

If you are posturing like that in public, you are more likely just looking for sympathy. People who really have their heart set on dying always find a way.



This. My wife has a friend that is constantly threatening suicide. Every time sh says it, we're like, "obviously she'll be okay, now that she told you about it."

I've had a couple of friends commit suicide over the years. One just last year, in fact. He didn't warn anyone. He just stopped going to work and answering his phone. His brother went to his place to check on him. He had to have the cops break the door down. Then they proceeded to tell him, "Dude. You can't go in there. It's terrible."

That sucked.
 
2013-01-07 10:13:40 AM
i266.photobucket.com

Ready? Fight!
 
2013-01-07 10:14:17 AM

maxx2112: Do I have to do everything here, dammit?

GIS: hot chinese girls


/ chop chop!


Google keeps asking if I meant "hot chinese grills"
 
2013-01-07 10:15:01 AM

Feepit: She was obviously mentally ill.

Mentally ill people have a right to suicide and Hot Chinese Girl was wrong to stop her.

Now she is going to suffer in an institution for the next 50 years while fighting off the incurable equestrian demon-doctors in her brain that want to use her as their pet science project.

Great job, America!


This is George Bush's fault.

And Ronny Raygun's for closing all the Chinese mental institutions.
 
2013-01-07 10:15:45 AM
the translation is amazing. especially "Li Hei Yinv hand scissors cuts were bleeding, but she seems unaware, his mouth still recited, a crowd of people came up to discourage, but was Hei Yinv back with a pair of scissors to force" and "in the cold, exposed legs suck very eyes."
 
2013-01-07 10:16:47 AM
delathi

ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"

And Chinese
...wearing shrts and stripper boots
...and knows king-fu

Correction, she knows Teakwood
 
2013-01-07 10:18:58 AM

Loren: ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"

Yeah. The picture simply isn't clear enough to call her hot. She doesn't appear ugly but that's about all I can say given that video.


So the chick in this video is not hot?
d.yimg.com
 
2013-01-07 10:19:17 AM
Hot Chinese Girl is truly Macho Business Donkey Wrestler! Her monkey strong bowels were girded with strength that day like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.
 
2013-01-07 10:20:37 AM

violetvolume: the translation is amazing. especially "Li Hei Yinv hand scissors cuts were bleeding, but she seems unaware, his mouth still recited, a crowd of people came up to discourage, but was Hei Yinv back with a pair of scissors to force" and "in the cold, exposed legs suck very eyes."


With wing bark. No quack.
 
2013-01-07 10:20:48 AM
That crazy woman's plan had a single fatal flaw, a sort of... oh, i don't know, a sort of "weakness" in her armor, as it were.
 
2013-01-07 10:21:26 AM
The translation and the video are equally worthwhile.

said = his mouth still recited
 
2013-01-07 10:21:33 AM
hearthsong.cachefly.net
 
2013-01-07 10:22:23 AM
FINISH HER!!!!!
 
2013-01-07 10:23:31 AM
If only more women were trained in the art of teakwood ...
 
2013-01-07 10:24:22 AM
And.... the actual google link for those that can't liveleak at work.

Link
 
2013-01-07 10:24:33 AM
Yoshime has to practice before battling the Pink Robots
 
2013-01-07 10:31:47 AM
(w/video and bonus Google translation failure)

What an odd way of spelling 'WIN'
 
2013-01-07 10:32:42 AM

delathi: delathi: ElBarto79: It's sad how far standards have dropped that any girl who is skinny is automatically "hot"

And Chinese
...wearing shrts and stripper boots
...and knows king-fu

King-fu?
At least the letters are close to each other on the keyboard.


Everybody was king-fu fighting...
 
2013-01-07 10:32:52 AM
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China chicks from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Sally Chin and little Suzy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing
 
2013-01-07 10:33:24 AM
Hot Chinese girl kicks a knife out of a suicidal woman's hand. (w/video and bonus Google translation failure)

"You have chance to survive I make your time"?
 
2013-01-07 10:34:01 AM
I knew it. they DO all know kung fu.
 
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