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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Pastor speaking to congregation: "I have a confession to make, me and my ex-wife were into porn, booze, and drugs. And well, I'm a convicted sex offender... So we cool?"   ( divider line
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2013-01-07 08:11:51 AM  
8 votes:
Well, at least he's not gay. Because that can't be forgiven.
2013-01-07 08:16:32 AM  
3 votes:
I can forgive everything except the expression "me and my wife"
2013-01-07 09:22:34 AM  
2 votes:
SO keep donating your hard earned money to pay my bills and I'll keep dazzling you with this B.S.
2013-01-07 08:44:12 AM  
2 votes:

He was in Mustache Riders 1 and 3. Sadly, Mustache Riders 2 really wasn't about mustache riders. It was just a compilations of 8mm porno booth films converted to tape and sound dubbed in. They tried to market it as a follow on to MR1 but the real fans didn't buy it.
2013-01-07 08:36:22 AM  
2 votes:
"I think I'll go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-change-o deathbed repentance."
2013-01-07 08:34:50 AM  
2 votes:
I picked the wrong line of work. You can get away with anything doing the Jesus bit.
2013-01-07 08:20:52 AM  
2 votes:
Subby how do you take a near word for word quote from an article and mess it up? Are you a Fox News intern?

Into != in.
2013-01-07 08:17:38 AM  
2 votes:
I think I might have trouble sleeping through that sermon.
2013-01-07 09:20:08 AM  
1 vote:
"Me and my ex-wife were in porn, we were in the booze and the drugs"

In porn, or into porn? In booze, or into booze?
2013-01-07 09:19:54 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Me and my ex-wife were in porn, we were in the booze and the drugs"
2013-01-07 09:11:40 AM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: Meh, 1993 was a pretty long time ago

And the victim was his ex-wife.  I'm not saying that all ex-wives are evil, but some ex-wives are evil.
2013-01-07 08:53:06 AM  
1 vote:

The_Original_Roxtar: You mean he was living one kind of life, came to a realization that he needed to change, repented, and is now telling others of what happened to turn his life around? sounds like some of them stories what's in that there Big Book.

I think part of the problem here is he wasn't telling people about his big life turnaround.

Of course, he could never have gotten to the position where he could tell people about it if he had been forthright from the start. But does that excuse the deception? We're talking about a man convicted of sexual assault here.

Well, it could be worse. He could be gay.
2013-01-07 08:38:40 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like my kind of pastor. Maybe a bit excessively honest, but nobody's perfect.
2013-01-07 08:36:36 AM  
1 vote:
As long as the congregation knows that there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over everything should be good.
2013-01-07 08:35:40 AM  
1 vote:

kregh99: I picked the wrong line of work. You can get away with anything doing the Jesus bit.

The problem is that you can never indulge the sinful lifestyle again after you get all Jesusified and stuff.
2013-01-07 08:20:05 AM  
1 vote:
He's into offensive sex and he's willing to own it. Really, we can all take a page out of this guy's book. He is who he is- an offensive sex haver who likes to get ripped, hit all the walls and snort Ritalin. Let those without sin cast the first stone.
2013-01-07 08:19:13 AM  
1 vote:
And if he's living a Christian life now and has repented then the people of his church should have no problem with that right? That's how Christians operate... right?
2013-01-07 08:18:09 AM  
1 vote:
Meh, 1993 was a pretty long time ago
2013-01-07 08:15:28 AM  
1 vote:
Would not want to see that guy in a porno.

/damn mental images
//whar be the brain bleach?
2013-01-07 08:05:50 AM  
1 vote:
Well, if you're going to preach about the evils of a sinful life, I guess it's best it comes from someone who has some experience in that realm.
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