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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Pastor speaking to congregation: "I have a confession to make, me and my ex-wife were into porn, booze, and drugs. And well, I'm a convicted sex offender... So we cool?"   (wfaa.com ) divider line 19
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2013-01-07 08:16:32 AM  
5 votes:
I can forgive everything except the expression "me and my wife"
2013-01-07 08:05:50 AM  
5 votes:
Well, if you're going to preach about the evils of a sinful life, I guess it's best it comes from someone who has some experience in that realm.
2013-01-07 08:33:19 AM  
2 votes:

Coffee Snob: computerguyUT: As long as he doesn't own any evil black scary guns, it's all good.

You can molest the children all you want, just don't shoot them.

What the fark do guns have to do with it? I swear, you farking gun nuts pretend to be persecuted almost as much as Christians do. We get it, you have a small dick and over compensate for it by carrying a gun. Now go back to jacking off to Guns and Ammo and let the grown ups talk.


It is called thread jacking by a troll
2013-01-07 08:11:51 AM  
2 votes:
Well, at least he's not gay. Because that can't be forgiven.
2013-01-07 09:46:54 AM  
1 vote:
I can forgive the booze, the drugs and the porn. But it should be "my ex-wife and I...".

The grammar I cannot forgive.
2013-01-07 09:31:46 AM  
1 vote:
Good thing he wasn't a teacher - he'd be out of a job now.
2013-01-07 09:30:34 AM  
1 vote:

czetie: I can forgive everything except the expression "me and my wife"


I believe that is the reason for the "fail" tag.

/bad grammar is an unforgivable sin.
2013-01-07 09:22:34 AM  
1 vote:
SO keep donating your hard earned money to pay my bills and I'll keep dazzling you with this B.S.
2013-01-07 09:11:03 AM  
1 vote:
Remember that article about how psychopathy was over represented among CEOs and politicians? I have no doubt that holds doubly so for religious leaders.
2013-01-07 08:56:43 AM  
1 vote:

NeoBad: He did not say he was into porn, he said "me and my ex-wife were in porn." What porn? I somehow do not think I'd want to hear him preach or teach my kids....


Why not? It's not like he's going to teach them anything different because of his background. If having had sex makes you incapable being trusted with children if have some bad news for you about where babies come from.
2013-01-07 08:48:09 AM  
1 vote:
He did not say he was into porn, he said "me and my ex-wife were in porn." What porn? I somehow do not think I'd want to hear him preach or teach my kids....
2013-01-07 08:47:51 AM  
1 vote:
Acknowledging that assault on your wife is something that requires forgiveness is a step in the right direction.
2013-01-07 08:43:01 AM  
1 vote:
I believe in the family
With my ever-loving wife beside me
She don't know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night
Do you believe in God
'Cause that is what I'm selling
And if you want to get to heaven
I'll see you right

/jesus he knows me
//get me $18M by the weekend
///in the name of jeee-sus
2013-01-07 08:36:22 AM  
1 vote:
www.quotespapa.com
"I think I'll go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-change-o deathbed repentance."
2013-01-07 08:34:50 AM  
1 vote:
I picked the wrong line of work. You can get away with anything doing the Jesus bit.
2013-01-07 08:30:28 AM  
1 vote:

computerguyUT: As long as he doesn't own any evil black scary guns, it's all good.

You can molest the children all you want, just don't shoot them.


What the fark do guns have to do with it? I swear, you farking gun nuts pretend to be persecuted almost as much as Christians do. We get it, you have a small dick and over compensate for it by carrying a gun. Now go back to jacking off to Guns and Ammo and let the grown ups talk.
2013-01-07 08:21:42 AM  
1 vote:
With the possible exception of the sex offense conviction, that is every pastor ever.
2013-01-07 08:20:52 AM  
1 vote:
Subby how do you take a near word for word quote from an article and mess it up? Are you a Fox News intern?

Into != in.
2013-01-07 08:19:13 AM  
1 vote:
And if he's living a Christian life now and has repented then the people of his church should have no problem with that right? That's how Christians operate... right?
 
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