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(USA Today)   Giving new meaning to a pool noodle, a Las Vegas strip club is opening an adults-only pool next door to the club   (usatoday.com) divider line 66
    More: Silly, Las Vegas, Harrah's Entertainment, Las Vegas Review-Journal  
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2013-01-07 12:35:00 PM  
laughing out loud at work, people think I'm crazy

There is no way I'd dip my toe in that petri dish
 
2013-01-07 12:38:53 PM  

Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.


You win one Internet.
 
2013-01-07 12:39:51 PM  
I thought it was called a water willy.
 
2013-01-07 12:41:52 PM  
To hold the pasties on underwater

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-07 12:50:01 PM  
this doesn't sound all that great. so, the entertainment value decreases and the annoying factor increases.
 
2013-01-07 12:54:33 PM  

pute kisses like a man: this doesn't sound all that great. so, the entertainment value decreases and the annoying factor increases.


All I can picture when it comes to strip clubs in Vegas (aside from the titties) is a bunch of high fiving, douchebag bros.  All this set up does is move them from the darkness of the club to a pool.  Nothing has changed
 
2013-01-07 01:34:41 PM  
Thankfully, if you live in Vegas you either have your own pool or friends who do. No way in hell you'd get me in one of those "day club" syphilis stews! Plus I'm over 30 so I'm not exactly their target clientele (*sob*!)
 
2013-01-07 01:54:15 PM  
I fly between home (Phoenix) and LA and Vegas on SWA all the time, and I can tell you more than one stripper commutes to LV for the weekend shift.
 
2013-01-07 02:49:26 PM  

Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]


That's Gandolf
 
2013-01-07 03:02:32 PM  

Infobahn: I fly between home (Phoenix) and LA and Vegas on SWA all the time, and I can tell you more than one stripper commutes to LV for the weekend shift.


They're "actors" and "models" just networking.
My nephew dated one of these chicks. She told him she never slept with clients.
lol
 
2013-01-07 03:27:59 PM  

Rhames: Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]

That's Gandolf


whooooosshhh
 
2013-01-07 05:14:09 PM  
ROFL
 
2013-01-07 06:57:17 PM  

Rhames: Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]

That's Gandolf


www.blindfiveyearold.com
 
2013-01-07 07:23:14 PM  

PsyLord: Rhames: Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]

That's Gandolf

[www.blindfiveyearold.com image 450x318]


To be fair, I could totally see Nathan Fillion as Han Solo. Shepherd Book would be good as Obi Wan, The dude that played the doctor could be Luke Skywalker...work in Kaylee as Mara Jade, Imara as Leia...

We'd have to figure out where to put the rest of the castt, though.

/yesplease
//shiny...
 
2013-01-07 07:24:23 PM  

Kit Fister: PsyLord: Rhames: Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]

That's Gandolf

[www.blindfiveyearold.com image 450x318]

To be fair, I could totally see Nathan Fillion as Han Solo. Shepherd Book would be good as Obi Wan, The dude that played the doctor could be Luke Skywalker...work in Kaylee as Mara Jade, Imara as Leia...

We'd have to figure out where to put the rest of the castt, though.

/yesplease
//shiny...


Damn image issues..

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-07 07:38:03 PM  

Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.


THIS
 
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