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(USA Today)   Giving new meaning to a pool noodle, a Las Vegas strip club is opening an adults-only pool next door to the club   (usatoday.com ) divider line 66
    More: Silly, Las Vegas, Harrah's Entertainment, Las Vegas Review-Journal  
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2013-01-07 02:32:57 AM  
They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.
 
2013-01-07 08:29:15 AM  
Does glitter clog the filtration system?
 
2013-01-07 08:43:52 AM  
Strippers in sunlight?

No thanks.
 
2013-01-07 10:18:29 AM  
No thank you.  Public pools are disgusting enough, let alone jumping in a pool where everyone's juices are flowing.  No. Thank. You.
 
2013-01-07 10:21:06 AM  
Eeeeewwwwww.

/gross
 
2013-01-07 11:01:44 AM  
Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.
 
2013-01-07 11:01:54 AM  
Sapphire used to run the adult pool at the Rio. Did that change?
 
2013-01-07 11:02:23 AM  
So, baths for straight people? Giggity.
 
2013-01-07 11:05:53 AM  
Sausage soup
 
2013-01-07 11:10:43 AM  
The Sapphire Pool at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino drew dancers, and was a talked-about scene until it voluntarily closed in July 2009 after failing what was called a Las Vegas police "integrity check."

Let me digest that, Las Vegas Police Integrity Check
lulz
 
2013-01-07 11:10:51 AM  

Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.


My screen needed a good cleaning anyway. Thank you.
 
2013-01-07 11:11:18 AM  
Is someone going to point this thread in the direction of bikini pics?
 
2013-01-07 11:13:25 AM  
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2013-01-07 11:15:39 AM  

The Muthaship: Sapphire used to run the adult pool at the Rio. Did that change?


Yes, it did change. Dude, just read the article.
 
2013-01-07 11:16:26 AM  
Who the $&@£ wears pasties under a bikini?!
 
2013-01-07 11:16:27 AM  

Tom-Servo: Dude, just read the article


People do that?
 
2013-01-07 11:17:55 AM  
www.myteespot.com
 
2013-01-07 11:18:19 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Who the $&@£ wears pasties under a bikini?!


whores who intend to take off their tops
 
2013-01-07 11:23:51 AM  

Tom-Servo: The Muthaship: Sapphire used to run the adult pool at the Rio. Did that change?

Yes, it did change. Dude, just read the article.


That's a thing?
 
2013-01-07 11:24:20 AM  

Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.


I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2013-01-07 11:27:21 AM  
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Hope Space Ghost and Brak are there
 
2013-01-07 11:29:21 AM  

Endive Wombat: HaywoodJablonski: Who the $&@£ wears pasties under a bikini?!

whores who intend to take off their tops


To whores!
 
2013-01-07 11:33:06 AM  

Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.


They probably should consult with the people that maintain the Playboy Grotto.
 
2013-01-07 11:35:08 AM  

PsyLord: Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.

They probably should consult with the people that maintain the Playboy Grotto.


They should just fill it with liquid amoxycillin. If they use the pink kind, I have some marketing ideas for them....
 
2013-01-07 11:36:40 AM  
They used to have this at some strip clubs in the Atlanta area back in the day. Pools, volleyball, etc. From what I understand, no where near as attractive as one would hope

Imagine strippers in broad daylight PLUS those that come to strip clubs in the bright Georgia sun. Yikes
 
2013-01-07 11:37:49 AM  
Vegas is so weird when it comes to sexuality. Plenty of topless chorus girls, but if ladies want to take off their tops in a pool, they have to wear pasties? That's wiggety-wack. I read somewhere that some strip clubs that operate somewhere (could be Vegas or New Orleans) get around the local law that requires nipples to be covered by having the dancers wrap their nipples--not the areolae, just the baby-food-dispenser part--with clear surgical tape. "Sin City" ain't all that when you can see more in your average Scandinavian park during lunchtime in the summer.
 
2013-01-07 11:38:26 AM  

Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.


Wow that is seriously the type of thing that I'd have heard in the engineroom of my submarine, way into an underway on the mid-watch. Nicely done.

Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.


They should go with saltwater instead of chlorine, and crank it up to "Dead Sea" strength.
 
2013-01-07 11:41:57 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Who the $&@£ wears pasties under a bikini?!


Fixed that for anyone whose country wasn't founded by a bunch of puritans.
 
2013-01-07 11:42:11 AM  
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2013-01-07 11:44:29 AM  
The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported that Harrah's Entertainment, which owns the Rio, said at the time it had police check up on its clubs, pools and other attractions just to be sure there's nothing illegal going on.

Yeah, that's the reason. We're just checking if you're in compliance. And nice tits, here's a dollar.
 
2013-01-07 11:46:56 AM  
Atlanta has full nudity strip clubs that serve full bar.

Thats in the heart of the bible belt.
 
2013-01-07 11:49:08 AM  
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2013-01-07 11:49:51 AM  
Not impressed. Vegas has always tried to portray itself as a scandalous location for adults to participate in sinful. adult stuff.

It's run by Corporations, friends. You will NEVER be allowed to do anything remotely exciting in Vegas. Even skinny-dipping in an adults-only pool is a no-no.

Reminds me of Victorian era porn. How scandalous!
 
2013-01-07 11:50:05 AM  
great, 2 alligator skinned 40 year old hookers and 35 guys wearing banana hammocks.  No. thanks.  Not enough Tequila in the world for that one.
 
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2013-01-07 11:52:09 AM  
roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!
 
2013-01-07 11:56:44 AM  

Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.


You can always clean off in the kiddie wading pool.
 
2013-01-07 12:02:49 PM  
Watch out for all the jellyfish.
 
2013-01-07 12:03:15 PM  
There is no way I'd dip my toe in that petri dish.
 
2013-01-07 12:05:22 PM  

GoldDude: Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.

You can always clean off in the kiddie wading pool.


They're going to have a day care center too?
 
2013-01-07 12:08:28 PM  

Mr. Toadcheese: Vegas is so weird when it comes to sexuality. Plenty of topless chorus girls, but if ladies want to take off their tops in a pool, they have to wear pasties? That's wiggety-wack. I read somewhere that some strip clubs that operate somewhere (could be Vegas or New Orleans) get around the local law that requires nipples to be covered by having the dancers wrap their nipples--not the areolae, just the baby-food-dispenser part--with clear surgical tape. "Sin City" ain't all that when you can see more in your average Scandinavian park during lunchtime in the summer.


Yup. There's a prudish streak to our lawmakers despite the reputation the city has. This is one part of it. We *DO* have topless pools here in town but you can't have a topless party pool.

It's like the nonsense that we have full nude strip clubs and we have strip clubs with alcohol--but only one full nude strip club with alcohol and only because it's grandfathered. (Which also means you won't find visible full nudity in any of the shows at the casinos. {I say "visible" because we had a show with some scenes where there were fully nude dancers on stage, it remained at the level of topless due to careful choreography with the objects on stage.})
 
2013-01-07 12:13:29 PM  

basemetal: Does glitter clog the filtration system?


no, not the glitter... the hair infused sunscreen....it will be a sausage fest...

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2013-01-07 12:13:35 PM  
Question from a chick......why are they called "Clubs" now instead of "Strip Clubs"? Is it to instill some class? Trick people into thinking it's a music club? Gangsta rap?
 
2013-01-07 12:15:08 PM  

crowbar032: GoldDude: Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.

You can always clean off in the kiddie wading pool.

They're going to have a day care center too?


how else could the strippers come to the pool during the day?

//honey you go play over there... mommy's got work to do with these men over here...
 
2013-01-07 12:15:08 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Is someone going to point this thread in the direction of bikini pics?


Since your not going to start it:

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2013-01-07 12:15:52 PM  
Pray 4 Mojo

2013-01-07 08:43:52 AM

Strippers in sunlight?

No thanks.


Vegas strippers are far better looking than anywhere else I've been - must be all the competition in that town and the chance to make much more cash than back home.

And some of the casinos on the strip allow the strippers to use their pool. They just lie around in their bikinis working on their tans. It's uh... impressive.

giggity.
 
2013-01-07 12:18:06 PM  
The last time I was in Vegas, I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel. The first thing I saw on TV was a report stating that the urine levels in the Hard Rock pool were the worst out of any hotel in Vegas. I contributed quite a bit while I was there.
 
2013-01-07 12:30:04 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: The last time I was in Vegas, I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel. The first thing I saw on TV was a report stating that the urine levels in the Hard Rock pool were the worst out of any hotel in Vegas. I contributed quite a bit while I was there.


CSB time.

We recently did one bachelor party at the Hard Rock Hotel pool for a brother in law. Since I was already married and 5 to 10 years older than most of the crew I was there playing traffic cop and ensuring everything ran smoothly which meant I never got in the pool. A couple of the guys who did get in the pool either went home sick or got sick a day or two after coming home.
 
2013-01-07 12:31:05 PM  

Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.


+1 lulz
 
2013-01-07 12:31:28 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: The last time I was in Vegas, I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel. The first thing I saw on TV was a report stating that the urine levels in the Hard Rock pool were the worst out of any hotel in Vegas. I contributed quite a bit while I was there.


Were they the worst or the best? Would seem to kinda depend on what you were looking for....
 
2013-01-07 12:34:38 PM  

ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!


Oh FFS...

api.ning.com
 
2013-01-07 12:35:00 PM  
laughing out loud at work, people think I'm crazy

There is no way I'd dip my toe in that petri dish
 
2013-01-07 12:38:53 PM  

Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.


You win one Internet.
 
2013-01-07 12:39:51 PM  
I thought it was called a water willy.
 
2013-01-07 12:41:52 PM  
To hold the pasties on underwater

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2013-01-07 12:50:01 PM  
this doesn't sound all that great. so, the entertainment value decreases and the annoying factor increases.
 
2013-01-07 12:54:33 PM  

pute kisses like a man: this doesn't sound all that great. so, the entertainment value decreases and the annoying factor increases.


All I can picture when it comes to strip clubs in Vegas (aside from the titties) is a bunch of high fiving, douchebag bros.  All this set up does is move them from the darkness of the club to a pool.  Nothing has changed
 
2013-01-07 01:34:41 PM  
Thankfully, if you live in Vegas you either have your own pool or friends who do. No way in hell you'd get me in one of those "day club" syphilis stews! Plus I'm over 30 so I'm not exactly their target clientele (*sob*!)
 
2013-01-07 01:54:15 PM  
I fly between home (Phoenix) and LA and Vegas on SWA all the time, and I can tell you more than one stripper commutes to LV for the weekend shift.
 
2013-01-07 02:49:26 PM  

Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]


That's Gandolf
 
2013-01-07 03:02:32 PM  

Infobahn: I fly between home (Phoenix) and LA and Vegas on SWA all the time, and I can tell you more than one stripper commutes to LV for the weekend shift.


They're "actors" and "models" just networking.
My nephew dated one of these chicks. She told him she never slept with clients.
lol
 
2013-01-07 03:27:59 PM  

Rhames: Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]

That's Gandolf


whooooosshhh
 
2013-01-07 05:14:09 PM  
ROFL
 
2013-01-07 06:57:17 PM  

Rhames: Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]

That's Gandolf


www.blindfiveyearold.com
 
2013-01-07 07:23:14 PM  

PsyLord: Rhames: Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]

That's Gandolf

[www.blindfiveyearold.com image 450x318]


To be fair, I could totally see Nathan Fillion as Han Solo. Shepherd Book would be good as Obi Wan, The dude that played the doctor could be Luke Skywalker...work in Kaylee as Mara Jade, Imara as Leia...

We'd have to figure out where to put the rest of the castt, though.

/yesplease
//shiny...
 
2013-01-07 07:24:23 PM  

Kit Fister: PsyLord: Rhames: Z-clipped: ows: roy scneider............

we're gonna need more chlorine!!!

Oh FFS...

[api.ning.com image 737x414]

That's Gandolf

[www.blindfiveyearold.com image 450x318]

To be fair, I could totally see Nathan Fillion as Han Solo. Shepherd Book would be good as Obi Wan, The dude that played the doctor could be Luke Skywalker...work in Kaylee as Mara Jade, Imara as Leia...

We'd have to figure out where to put the rest of the castt, though.

/yesplease
//shiny...


Damn image issues..

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-07 07:38:03 PM  

Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.


THIS
 
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