Jake Havechek: Thing'll look like the biggest bowl of egg drop soup, ever.
The Muthaship: Sapphire used to run the adult pool at the Rio. Did that change?
Tom-Servo: Dude, just read the article
HaywoodJablonski: Who the $&@£ wears pasties under a bikini?!
Tom-Servo: The Muthaship: Sapphire used to run the adult pool at the Rio. Did that change?Yes, it did change. Dude, just read the article.
Endive Wombat: HaywoodJablonski: Who the $&@£ wears pasties under a bikini?!whores who intend to take off their tops
Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.
PsyLord: Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.They probably should consult with the people that maintain the Playboy Grotto.
GoldDude: Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.You can always clean off in the kiddie wading pool.
Mr. Toadcheese: Vegas is so weird when it comes to sexuality. Plenty of topless chorus girls, but if ladies want to take off their tops in a pool, they have to wear pasties? That's wiggety-wack. I read somewhere that some strip clubs that operate somewhere (could be Vegas or New Orleans) get around the local law that requires nipples to be covered by having the dancers wrap their nipples--not the areolae, just the baby-food-dispenser part--with clear surgical tape. "Sin City" ain't all that when you can see more in your average Scandinavian park during lunchtime in the summer.
basemetal: Does glitter clog the filtration system?
crowbar032: GoldDude: Bob_Laublaw: They're gonna need a powerful filtration system and a lot of chlorine.You can always clean off in the kiddie wading pool.They're going to have a day care center too?
RoyHobbs22: Is someone going to point this thread in the direction of bikini pics?
The Angry Hand of God: The last time I was in Vegas, I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel. The first thing I saw on TV was a report stating that the urine levels in the Hard Rock pool were the worst out of any hotel in Vegas. I contributed quite a bit while I was there.
ows: roy scneider............we're gonna need more chlorine!!!
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