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(Fark)   Submitter used to be harped on by his english teachers in high school in the 90's. Now that he's Facebook friends with her, he trolls the living daylights out of her. How do you get back at someone who made your life miserable?   (fark.com) divider line 36
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2013-01-07 02:01:24 AM
I think the axiom is "the best revenge is a life well lived".
 
2013-01-07 02:13:18 AM
I don't. I move on and don't sink to their level.
 
2013-01-07 02:14:55 AM
I no longer fantasize about having sex with them. Or at least, I reduce the frequency and quality of their roles in my fantasies.

That usually shuts them up.
 
2013-01-07 02:21:05 AM
Submitter used to be harped on by his english teachers in high school in the 90's. Now that he's Facebook friends with her,

You don't say?
 
2013-01-07 02:29:35 AM
Maybe she wanted to push you to achieve more and recognized your intelligence and expected more from you. And yet you're still an asshole.
 
2013-01-07 03:56:46 AM
Learn the difference between proper and common nouns. Then investigate how pronouns work, and perhaps read up on apostrophes.

That'll show her.
 
2013-01-07 07:21:33 AM
My mom used to make me go to sleep when I wanted to stay up playing video games. Now I'm facebook friends with her, and I sign on at like midnight and message her saying, "Guess what? I'm playing Mario 3 right now. Suck it!"
 
2013-01-07 08:16:03 AM
It was 20+ years ago.

I got over it.
 
2013-01-07 08:18:12 AM
High school in the 90s? So you're in your 30s and still haven't grown up, then?
 
2013-01-07 08:19:48 AM
Ps, isn't this thread more up Reddit's alley
 
2013-01-07 08:32:57 AM
That's lame, dude, lame.
 
2013-01-07 08:37:50 AM
I too still bare emotional scars from my youth.  Someone, please hold me.
 
2013-01-07 08:59:43 AM
I don't know- I've mostly forgotten about them. I remember middle school and my early years of high school being incredibly miserable, but the individuals that I had the worst interactions are vague blobs in my memory.
 
2013-01-07 09:13:48 AM
Wow. That's absolutely farking pathetic subby
 
2013-01-07 09:20:43 AM
You should ask her out for a date so you can impress her with your bizness
 
2013-01-07 09:30:50 AM
You sound like a catch. Please tell me you're still single!
 
2013-01-07 09:35:02 AM
If anything, I feel sorry for my teachers for putting up with my assholish behavior.
 
2013-01-07 09:36:52 AM
First, get rid of your guns.
 
2013-01-07 09:52:25 AM
You do realize that she was taking a low paying career to help work towards a better future, right?

It's not her fault that you're a moron.
 
2013-01-07 09:52:41 AM
Ahhh hahha another Farkus success story
 
2013-01-07 09:56:38 AM
I suddenly feel much better about my own life choices.
 
2013-01-07 10:26:36 AM
Just out yourself Subby, admit you wanted to fark your English teacher (see what I did there?) and move on with your life.
 
2013-01-07 10:51:07 AM
So you're saying you try to make a teacher want to kill themselves by proving that nothing they do has an impact?  You're a good person.
 
2013-01-07 10:52:13 AM
fark their daughters
 
2013-01-07 10:53:25 AM
I don't get revenge on people who made my life miserable. I get revenge on people who make other peoples' lives miserable. Yes, I am a lawyer. And let me tell you, Subby that there is precious little that people like me enjoy better than helping to take people like you down.

Enjoy your self-oppression filled life, you pathetic halfwit.
 
2013-01-07 10:56:36 AM
Eat lots of tacos.
 
2013-01-07 11:10:59 AM
I moved away from my tiny hometown and try to be as successful as possible so I can rub it in the faces of the people I grew up with that refuse to do anything with their lives
 
2013-01-07 11:11:47 AM
I walk away.
 
2013-01-07 12:04:59 PM
In high school I was tormented/bullied by a pair of jerks. I put up with it for the most part. A few years later I returned to my hometown and was going through resumes for a position I was hiring for. I saw the resume of one of the two, and he seemed at least somewhat qualified. For the lulz, I had him come in for an interview. He didn't know who was interviewing him until he walked into the room. He was squirming in his chair the entire time. It was glorious.

He wasn't the most qualifed so he didn't get the job, but I did end up hiring him for another position. A while later he actually apologized for being a dick to me in school.
 
2013-01-07 12:31:36 PM
Vote thumbs down on the headline, go read the story about the big fish.
 
2013-01-07 12:49:22 PM
Harped on? That's your complaint? Did you ever consider you just sucked at English?

Facebook? Really? From High School? Really?

And how old is she? 40? 60?
 
2013-01-07 09:08:25 PM
How do you get back at someone who made your life miserable?

By being more successful.  Unfortunately for you, you have failed.
 
2013-01-08 12:29:27 AM

sweetmelissa31: My mom used to make me go to sleep when I wanted to stay up playing video games. Now I'm facebook friends with her, and I sign on at like midnight and message her saying, "Guess what? I'm playing Mario 3 right now. Suck it!"


I called my mom and told her "I'm having cold cereal for dinner!" when I first moved out, and she still said "That's supposed to be for breakfast only!"
 
2013-01-08 06:05:19 AM

suziequzie: sweetmelissa31: My mom used to make me go to sleep when I wanted to stay up playing video games. Now I'm facebook friends with her, and I sign on at like midnight and message her saying, "Guess what? I'm playing Mario 3 right now. Suck it!"

I called my mom and told her "I'm having cold cereal for dinner!" when I first moved out, and she still said "That's supposed to be for breakfast only!"


I've never understood why some people think that.  I've woke up and ate hamburgers first thing in the morning  and I'm just a likely to eat bacon and eggs for dinner as any I am breakfast. Cold cereal is good anytime you're hungry and want something quick.
 
2013-01-08 08:20:37 AM
Well, we grew up poor, so she was probably trying to make the food we had last as long as it would, and that meant no cereal for a snack. Which is weird - she could have saved money by not overcooking dinner and feeding us cold cereal instead.
 
2013-01-08 04:30:59 PM

Frederick: I think the axiom is "the best revenge is a life well lived".


Came here to say exactly that.
 
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