Mr. Toadcheese: Worse idea: Nude photos of the President.[storage.canoe.ca image 250x441]Well, that depends, doesn't it?
Candygram for Mongo: Tabloids will enter a bidding war for the photos, reaching into the trillions of dollars.
brantgoose: I've got a nude photo of President Bush 43 (allegedly--looks like him but could be any white trash or preppy dumbass) and have seen a locker room photo of Bush 41 that would curl your hair. Apparently many celebrities and notable people were photgraphed naked in the Victorian Era so that their bodies could be identified if they were kidnapped and killed. There may be nude photos of Abraham Lincoln (speaking of fugly) and the nude photo of Mark Twain that Charles Montgomery Burns has in his secret treasury may really exist (that's the sort of stuff that Simpsons writers can be counted on to know).And for the very brave or foolish, a Canadian artist painted an odelesque of a nude President Kitten-Eater Sweatervest. You don't really want to know that though, so forget it before it is seared on the inner eye of your soul.
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