FARK.com: (7521512) Bad idea: Sending friends nude photos through mobile app. Worse idea: Nude photos of the President. Ultra-mega-über-worst idea ever: Zimbabwe's president, who's an old, short, ugly dictator type

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(Some Guy)		Bad idea: Sending friends nude photos through mobile app. Worse idea: Nude photos of the President. Ultra-mega-über-worst idea ever: Zimbabwe's president, who's an old, short, ugly dictator type (zimdaily.com)		19
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LarryDan43		2013-01-07 10:55:08 AM

Or best idea ever!

Godscrack		2013-01-07 10:58:17 AM

who's an old, short, ugly dictator type

.....it's a good thing everyone has the same exquisite taste as you subby. Thanks for sharing.

It's a Lazer Beam		2013-01-07 11:01:40 AM

Oh noes, she's out on bail! Nobody is safe!

Bubba_the_Hutt		2013-01-07 11:04:48 AM

She's being prosecuted by a Nzombe. Let the apocalypse begin.

Grapple		2013-01-07 11:09:07 AM

TTIWWP?

olddeegee		2013-01-07 11:12:32 AM

"Lemon, there are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong"

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-07 11:17:49 AM

durbnpoisn		2013-01-07 11:22:28 AM

Hey, look... Zimbabwe's President is black too!!

Candygram for Mongo		2013-01-07 11:41:21 AM

Tabloids will enter a bidding war for the photos, reaching into the trillions of dollars.

Mr. Toadcheese		2013-01-07 11:45:07 AM

Worse idea: Nude photos of the President.

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Well, that depends, doesn't it?

Clemkadidlefark		2013-01-07 11:54:53 AM

Mr. Toadcheese: Worse idea: Nude photos of the President.

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Well, that depends, doesn't it?

Clemkadidlefark		2013-01-07 11:57:09 AM

That was a picture of a people throwing up in an ugly retort to the disturbing photo of the Usurper.

gito		2013-01-07 12:05:08 PM

Candygram for Mongo: Tabloids will enter a bidding war for the photos, reaching into the trillions of dollars.

Is this a Zimbabwe inflation joke? Contemporary foreign affairs reference win!

tallen702		2013-01-07 12:18:20 PM

Ian Smith is not short..... Oh... you meant to say "Zimbabwe's warlord" now I gotcha!

/Ian Smith wasugly though.... and semi-dictatorial as well....

brantgoose		2013-01-07 12:57:47 PM

I've got a nude photo of President Bush 43 (allegedly--looks like him but could be any white trash or preppy dumbass) and have seen a locker room photo of Bush 41 that would curl your hair. Apparently many celebrities and notable people were photgraphed naked in the Victorian Era so that their bodies could be identified if they were kidnapped and killed. There may be nude photos of Abraham Lincoln (speaking of fugly) and the nude photo of Mark Twain that Charles Montgomery Burns has in his secret treasury may really exist (that's the sort of stuff that Simpsons writers can be counted on to know).

And for the very brave or foolish, a Canadian artist painted an odelesque of a nude President Kitten-Eater Sweatervest. You don't really want to know that though, so forget it before it is seared on the inner eye of your soul.

Mr. Toadcheese		2013-01-07 02:39:52 PM

brantgoose: I've got a nude photo of President Bush 43 (allegedly--looks like him but could be any white trash or preppy dumbass) and have seen a locker room photo of Bush 41 that would curl your hair. Apparently many celebrities and notable people were photgraphed naked in the Victorian Era so that their bodies could be identified if they were kidnapped and killed. There may be nude photos of Abraham Lincoln (speaking of fugly) and the nude photo of Mark Twain that Charles Montgomery Burns has in his secret treasury may really exist (that's the sort of stuff that Simpsons writers can be counted on to know).

And for the very brave or foolish, a Canadian artist painted an odelesque of a nude President Kitten-Eater Sweatervest. You don't really want to know that though, so forget it before it is seared on the inner eye of your soul.

I don't think that that's why they were photographed nude--you might be thinking of the Ivy League nude photos that were taken of all incoming freshmen. Correlate the years and the schools and you get a nice selection of upper-crust baby boomers (including at least a couple of presidents and First Ladies) that supposedly dropped trou for science. (Me, I think that it was probably one of the greatest scams ever devised for the benefit of a few horny academics.)

As for these Victorian nudes, pics or it didn't happen. (And, no, I'm not talking about straight-up daguerrotype porn--I've seen plenty of that.) With the amount of trauma, decay and other changes that can come over a body, particularly as the result of murder, they'd be much better off with dental records.