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(Boulder Daily Camera)   "Tonight's a celebration, a celebration of the elk. We loved him. But I think he loved us, too"   ( divider line
    More: Followup, candlelight vigil, Mapleton, Mountain View Road  
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2168 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2013 at 11:05 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-07 11:29:08 AM  
4 votes:
Poor elk. All he wanted was some Skittles.
2013-01-07 12:37:29 PM  
3 votes:

Has a theory.
2013-01-07 08:19:58 AM  
3 votes:
If the elk had a gun, this would never have happened.
2013-01-07 11:16:28 AM  
2 votes:
I didn't know him either, but I bet I would have loved him.

Especially with a side of mashed potatoes and maybe some garlic rolls.
2013-01-08 10:34:45 AM  
1 vote:

REO-Weedwagon: Yes, elk is a delicious meat, but that still doesn't make the joke funny.

What joke?  Saying something's not funny is also ... not funny.

Let us cope with our grief at the untimely end of this noble and gentle beast, in solidarity with the people and animals of the greater Boulder area, through jokes about eating him, and even though he were slain, better he become sausage, nose to tail, as must our own corpses be used.  The aliens told me that last part through the TV.  And so, let this thread stand as a tribute to his life among the leafy boughs.
2013-01-07 01:08:24 PM  
1 vote:

stuffy: This is why cops should never be aloud to have guns.

what if they're aquiet about it?
2013-01-07 11:36:26 AM  
1 vote:

Thranduil disapproves.
2013-01-07 11:26:02 AM  
1 vote:
I loved that elk. I'm sorry he's gone.

He was delicious. I wish I had more.
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