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(CNN)   University of Texas women's track coach resigns after lapping one of her student-athletes   ( divider line 13
    More: Stupid, University of Texas, hospital bed, spinal cord injury, Mr. Howard, personal properties  
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15883 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2013 at 10:11 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-07 10:28:57 AM  
4 votes:

My eyes are up here, coach.

I've made my choice.
2013-01-07 10:19:06 AM  
4 votes:

minoridiot: Why did the student wait 10 years to report the relationship?  Was blackmail involved?

There were no black males involved in this story, but at least one black female.
2013-01-07 10:34:36 AM  
3 votes:
Was it her Personal Best?
2013-01-07 10:40:53 AM  
2 votes:
2013-01-07 10:22:32 AM  
2 votes:
Is this what you'd call a lickety split?
2013-01-07 10:18:11 AM  
2 votes:
Read headline, first thought, "why would a coach be fired for still being able to run faster than...oh...let's hope they showered first."
2013-01-07 10:16:10 AM  
2 votes:
What the lapping in question may have looked like:
2013-01-07 08:45:59 AM  
2 votes:
Nice subby... nice.
2013-01-07 03:07:42 PM  
1 votes:

minoridiot: Why did the student wait 10 years to report the relationship?  Was blackmail involved?
2013-01-07 10:58:02 AM  
1 votes:

BitwiseShift: johnnieconnie: Wow. I was going to make a snarky comment here, but the coach in question has recovered from a serious injury, adopted a dead friend's kid, is in the Hall of Fame, etc, etc.

There aren't many details of the affair in the article, but it lasted 8 years. Makes me think there's much more to the story.

Well, there is. Or will be as soon as the BBC or Swedish TV pick up the series.

Instead of an awesome black woman athlete having a life while inspiring others, it will take place in a used car lot or better yet a shoe store in a mall. And instead of a black woman, it will be an old balding white male. At least the athlete part will be right. But no a track star. And the relationship will be made to seem very boring.

Will he have two kids, a boy and a girl, who is a teenager? Will his wife be a lazy housewife with red hair?
2013-01-07 10:29:26 AM  
1 votes:

Reverend Monkeypants: Who cares? They're adults.

This goddamn precious snowflake attitude that lasts into the mid-twenties has got to farking end.

I don't think that the issue. Students are not allowed to date teachers. Period. If that's the school policy, that's the end of it.

Didn't you ever see that episode of Friends where Ross decides to proudly declare that he is dating on of his students to a bunch of other teachers? The immediate response was, "Dude, you are so fired!!"

So, it must be true. It was o TV.
2013-01-07 10:27:58 AM  
1 votes:
The cunning runt..
2013-01-07 10:26:01 AM  
1 votes:

markiedog: Is this what you'd call a lickety split?

No, that would be having lunch at the "Y".
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