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(Local10 WPLG)   Sacrificing animals and cutting off their heads? That's cool, it's legal   (local10.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, South Beach, Biscayne Bay, Miami Beach, waste collector, Richard Couto  
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2013-01-07 08:23:20 AM  
3 votes:

RobSeace: HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.

I'm still trying to parse the sentence, personally... What exactly does she think about too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country?! She seems to have accidentally the whole thing...


She accidentally the whole thing and doesn't afraid of anyone.
2013-01-07 07:53:34 AM  
3 votes:
See, if those animals had been armed, this wouldn't have happened.
2013-01-07 05:25:40 AM  
3 votes:
Whenever I imagine an enlightened, space-faring race, I never see animal sacrifices to deity as being part of their curriculum or cornerstone of success. Maybe it's just me.
2013-01-07 07:48:11 AM  
2 votes:

pkellmey: Beached whales everywhere. Most of them still wearing their swimsuits.


Well, at least until some idiot with dynamite shows up
2013-01-07 02:39:09 AM  
2 votes:
"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com spokesperson.
2013-01-07 11:29:23 AM  
1 votes:
LemSkroob:

maybe if haitians were eating animals instead of sacrificing them, people in their country might not be so hungry all the time.

2/10. You lose points for not capitalizing correctly.
2013-01-07 11:25:50 AM  
1 votes:

Tommy Moo:

"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

But it's still cool to cut animals heads off as long as you eat them afterward, right?

Don't try to make a principled stand on matters of taste. If killing animals in a particular manner is wrong, it is wrong in all cases. If it's not wrong, it is not wrong in all cases.


How would YOU rather be killed? Would you prefer it as quick & painless as possible or would you rather be tortured, skinned & gutted while you're wired on crystal meth?

There is a lesser evil.

And you sound very young too. Are you still a virgin?
2013-01-07 11:16:57 AM  
1 votes:
CatfoodSpork:

The building is next door to my place. I was one of the first people to find the bag of dead animals. They weren't just dead animals lying on the rocks. They were in a nylon laundry bag from which you could see rotten flesh kind of stringing out. At first everybody thought it was parts of a human body, so the cops got called. When the cops realized it was not a human, they didn't care

Cut the bags open, leave 'em for the local raccoons & coyotes and stray cats & dogs.

Or turn it into potted meat.
2013-01-07 11:10:58 AM  
1 votes:
EVERYBODY PANIC:

I think that Jewish food practices are probably the most humane and sanitary in the world.

Look it up in Wikipedia for starters.

If you have the stomach for a slightly graphic video you can see a pro-kosher video here: it's just a guy talking until 5:02 when you see a bleeding wound. It looks almost peaceful. This technique is suitable for a small family farm.

In contrast, if you want a VERY graphic but much shorter video showing how it's done in a commercial kosher slaughterhouse, watch this. It's not for the squeamish: even I have trouble watching it.

There are other videos about it on Youtube but two is enough for me.

The main difference is that in kosher slaughter the animal isn't knocked out before its throat is slit. Supposedly it won't feel pain when you sever its trachea, esophagus, carotid arteries, jugular veins and vagus nerve in one swell foop and it bleeds to death -- the claim is that the blood pressure in the brain drops so quickly it'll pass clean out -- but that's not something I'd want to try at home (not even on Jerry Sandusky).

It seems that when the animal suffers from the process you can sell the meat to a Gentile. And the parts of the animal that are too much trouble to deal with can be sold to a Muslim.

All Gentiles are required by YHWH to do is kill it before we eat it. Didn't Jeffrey Dahmer do that or was he naughty?
2013-01-07 09:49:56 AM  
1 votes:
"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Just from the name, id hit that.
2013-01-07 09:26:59 AM  
1 votes:

sewnandsilent: How for too you like for me to bed delivery? My friend, he go to up room for old bed, he is truck! I get new for you!- Yuri "The Russian" furniture delivery man.


www.saintvespaluus.com

Berserker!
2013-01-07 09:09:37 AM  
1 votes:

muck4doo: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com spokesperson.


Is it strange that I read her quote in Cookie Monster's voice?
2013-01-07 08:10:11 AM  
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.


I'm still trying to parse the sentence, personally... What exactly does she think about too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country?! She seems to have accidentally the whole thing...
2013-01-07 07:59:52 AM  
1 votes:
How very pre-Christian Rome.
2013-01-07 07:56:45 AM  
1 votes:

muck4doo: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com Politics tab FarkLibtard spokesperson.


FTFY.
2013-01-07 07:14:06 AM  
1 votes:

mike_d85: FTFA: "I've seen goats and cats and chickens and all kinds of stuff," said Andrews. "Nothing surprises me, not on the beach. You see everything on the beach."

You don't know what it's like. A man could go mad with the things I've seen. You start seeing the beach in your sleep, it won't let you rest. The sand never sleeps, why should you.


It really is something you cannot unsee. Beached whales everywhere. Most of them still wearing their swimsuits.
2013-01-07 06:53:12 AM  
1 votes:

proteus_b: Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.


Oh, really? One of my favorite labor disputes was between Muslims (from Somalia) and Hispanics (all of who managed to get fake IDs).

The Somalians got all pissed off because the sun doesn't set at the same time every day. Then when management tried to address that issue, the Mexicans got all pissed off that the Somalians were getting special treatment.
2013-01-07 06:35:06 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "I've seen goats and cats and chickens and all kinds of stuff," said Andrews. "Nothing surprises me, not on the beach. You see everything on the beach."

You don't know what it's like. A man could go mad with the things I've seen. You start seeing the beach in your sleep, it won't let you rest. The sand never sleeps, why should you.
2013-01-07 06:01:45 AM  
1 votes:

ordinarysteve: Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat


You eat animal heads?
2013-01-07 05:45:31 AM  
1 votes:
i1207.photobucket.com
2013-01-07 05:31:02 AM  
1 votes:
Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat the animal. Hopefully this slaughter of animals will result in a couple of zombies though.
2013-01-07 05:14:51 AM  
1 votes:
It's been going on for decades down there. I used to see headless chickens in yards quite often when I lived in Ft. Lauderdale.. The lovely people from Haiti who are now living in Florida decapitate chickens and other animals for their Voodoo and other rituals. The more Haitians that come to the States, the more dead, abused and dismembered animals we will see. Such a wonderful culture! Celebrate diversity!!!
2013-01-07 01:14:13 AM  
1 votes:
South Florida is basically a third world refugee camp. I'm surprised Bono hasn't held a benefit concert for it yet.
2013-01-07 12:12:04 AM  
1 votes:
There are few things I despise more than sloppy houngan asogwes.
2013-01-06 11:19:45 PM  
1 votes:
 
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