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2013-01-06 11:12:47 PM
I guess we know where one decapitator took his talents
 
2013-01-06 11:19:45 PM
 
2013-01-06 11:26:55 PM
This stuff happens all the time in South Florida. Today it's news?
 
2013-01-07 12:01:20 AM
What a terrible waste of food.
 
2013-01-07 12:12:04 AM
There are few things I despise more than sloppy houngan asogwes.
 
2013-01-07 12:50:00 AM

Apos: There are few things I despise more than sloppy houngan asogwes.


Nah - St. Winchald Day came a day early.
 
2013-01-07 01:14:13 AM
South Florida is basically a third world refugee camp. I'm surprised Bono hasn't held a benefit concert for it yet.
 
2013-01-07 01:17:06 AM

Apos: There are few things I despise more than sloppy houngan asogwes.


They would have eaten the goats and chickens.
 
2013-01-07 02:10:33 AM
That Keaunu Reeves is one hell of a lawyer.
 
2013-01-07 02:39:09 AM
"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com spokesperson.
 
2013-01-07 03:51:27 AM
Yep! Sorry!

As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU. Now, these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue altogether.
 
2013-01-07 03:54:12 AM

Gyrfalcon: Yep! Sorry!

As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU. Now, these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue altogether.


What's the movie I'm thinking of, was it Devil's Advocate?
 
2013-01-07 03:57:14 AM
ts4.mm.bing.net


yeah.
 
2013-01-07 04:02:15 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Approves
 
2013-01-07 04:05:20 AM

Gyrfalcon: Yep! Sorry!

As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU. Now, these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue altogether.


Now, these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue.
 
2013-01-07 04:15:00 AM
these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue.
 
2013-01-07 04:19:38 AM

F22raptom: these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue.

 
2013-01-07 04:30:59 AM

muck4doo: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com spokesperson


^ this
 
2013-01-07 04:40:01 AM

Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.


Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...
 
2013-01-07 05:00:38 AM
It's probably better that this is legal. Otherwise when your voodoo practice gets in trouble, your lawyer will find out he's the devil's son and his beautiful wife will kill herself.
 
2013-01-07 05:06:30 AM
"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.
 
2013-01-07 05:14:51 AM
It's been going on for decades down there. I used to see headless chickens in yards quite often when I lived in Ft. Lauderdale.. The lovely people from Haiti who are now living in Florida decapitate chickens and other animals for their Voodoo and other rituals. The more Haitians that come to the States, the more dead, abused and dismembered animals we will see. Such a wonderful culture! Celebrate diversity!!!
 
2013-01-07 05:25:40 AM
Whenever I imagine an enlightened, space-faring race, I never see animal sacrifices to deity as being part of their curriculum or cornerstone of success. Maybe it's just me.
 
2013-01-07 05:31:02 AM
Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat the animal. Hopefully this slaughter of animals will result in a couple of zombies though.
 
2013-01-07 05:45:31 AM
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-07 06:01:45 AM

ordinarysteve: Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat


You eat animal heads?
 
2013-01-07 06:18:54 AM
I know from all the recent health-care-is-against-my-religion stories that there should be no problem with this.
 
2013-01-07 06:32:24 AM

SkunkWerks: ordinarysteve: Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat

You eat animal heads?

 
2013-01-07 06:33:20 AM
Should've been there:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 06:35:06 AM
FTFA: "I've seen goats and cats and chickens and all kinds of stuff," said Andrews. "Nothing surprises me, not on the beach. You see everything on the beach."

You don't know what it's like. A man could go mad with the things I've seen. You start seeing the beach in your sleep, it won't let you rest. The sand never sleeps, why should you.
 
2013-01-07 06:53:12 AM

proteus_b: Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.


Oh, really? One of my favorite labor disputes was between Muslims (from Somalia) and Hispanics (all of who managed to get fake IDs).

The Somalians got all pissed off because the sun doesn't set at the same time every day. Then when management tried to address that issue, the Mexicans got all pissed off that the Somalians were getting special treatment.
 
2013-01-07 07:14:06 AM

mike_d85: FTFA: "I've seen goats and cats and chickens and all kinds of stuff," said Andrews. "Nothing surprises me, not on the beach. You see everything on the beach."

You don't know what it's like. A man could go mad with the things I've seen. You start seeing the beach in your sleep, it won't let you rest. The sand never sleeps, why should you.


It really is something you cannot unsee. Beached whales everywhere. Most of them still wearing their swimsuits.
 
2013-01-07 07:21:41 AM
Good to see Santeria is still kicking in SoBe. It was well established before the place got fashionable again in the '80s.

/Beach High drop out
 
2013-01-07 07:40:25 AM

Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.


nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:08 AM

proteus_b: Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.

Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...


Wow, you missed the point.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:11 AM

pkellmey: Beached whales everywhere. Most of them still wearing their swimsuits.


Well, at least until some idiot with dynamite shows up
 
2013-01-07 07:52:06 AM

fusillade762: What a terrible waste of food.


Most animal sacrifices in African diaspora religions end up on the dinner plate. The big exception is for healing rituals, where the animal is seen as having been filled with that person's disease - not something you want to turn around and consume.
 
2013-01-07 07:53:34 AM
See, if those animals had been armed, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-01-07 07:54:57 AM

proteus_b: Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.

Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...


You perhaps see anti-semitism where it is not. Wipe your glasses and look again. The post was about how animals are killed and prepared by particular ethnic communities. Admit please that Jewish dietary laws are very particualr about how an animal is killed and prepared. How does merely mentioning this fact bring up anti-semitism? I'm not Jewish, but I think that Jewish food practices are probably the most humane and sanitary in the world. Is it a problem that I even mention this? Somebody is hypersensitive here. Well relax, dude. Nobody bringing you down.

As I read it, the guy was giving a bit of grief to animal rights wackos, not Jews. Only one here calling Jews names is - - you. "Icky Jew"? And BTW: factory farmed animals live crappy live and die crappy deaths, but Oh Friggin' Well. It is not a meaningless existence, but a delicious one.
 
2013-01-07 07:56:28 AM
 
2013-01-07 07:56:29 AM

proteus_b: Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.

Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...


commercial slaughterhouses typically use an air hammer to insta-kill the animals because it's faster.

it also gets traces of brain matter everywhere enjoy your CJD.

religious slaughterhouses use traditional (open artery with knife bleed until dead) methods and won't process an animal that is barely standing up.
 
2013-01-07 07:56:45 AM

muck4doo: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com Politics tab FarkLibtard spokesperson.


FTFY.
 
2013-01-07 07:59:52 AM
How very pre-Christian Rome.
 
2013-01-07 08:06:07 AM

Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.


How do you bring Christianity into this? It's a quote from somebody born in a former Soviet Socialist Republic. The communist's serfs never knew freedom, and freedom is scary to sheeple. With a name like hers. it is doubtful that she even is a Christian, having grown up in the great atheist empire.

So is your problem with Christians, Russians, Floridians or those black folks who sacrifice animals around Miami? And why do you have a problem with any of them? Perhaps the problem is your intolerance.
 
2013-01-07 08:10:11 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.


I'm still trying to parse the sentence, personally... What exactly does she think about too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country?! She seems to have accidentally the whole thing...
 
2013-01-07 08:22:37 AM

Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.


Sounds like a butt-hurt christian FARK antitheist to me.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:20 AM

RobSeace: HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.

I'm still trying to parse the sentence, personally... What exactly does she think about too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country?! She seems to have accidentally the whole thing...


She accidentally the whole thing and doesn't afraid of anyone.
 
2013-01-07 08:27:58 AM

SkunkWerks: ordinarysteve: Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat

You eat animal heads?


there are a lot of popular cuts of meat from animal heads; tongue, brains, cheeks.

you might have heard of jowl bacon, hog jowls, barbacoa.
 
2013-01-07 08:48:54 AM
The building is next door to my place. I was one of the first people to find the bag of dead animals. They weren't just dead animals lying on the rocks. They were in a nylon laundry bag from which you could see rotten flesh kind of stringing out. At first everybody thought it was parts of a human body, so the cops got called. When the cops realized it was not a human, they didn't care
 
2013-01-07 08:53:59 AM
There are some things you don't bring to the Big City and this is one of them.
Ritualistically chopping the heads off of animals is old world stone age shiat and it has no place in the 21st century.
 
2013-01-07 08:58:38 AM

SkunkWerks: RobSeace: HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.

I'm still trying to parse the sentence, personally... What exactly does she think about too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country?! She seems to have accidentally the whole thing...

She accidentally the whole thing and doesn't afraid of anyone.


How for too you like for me to bed delivery? My friend, he go to up room for old bed, he is truck! I get new for you!- Yuri "The Russian" furniture delivery man.

/actually said this to me
//read out loud with Russian accent
 
2013-01-07 09:04:58 AM

EVERYBODY PANIC: As I read it, the guy was giving a bit of grief to animal rights wackos, not Jews.


I just didn't' see why it was necessary to mention Jewish and Muslim practices, since the majority of animals slaughtered are not killed (or living out their crappy, painful existences) under those conditions...
 
2013-01-07 09:08:46 AM
"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

But it's still cool to cut animals heads off as long as you eat them afterward, right?

Don't try to make a principled stand on matters of taste. If killing animals in a particular manner is wrong, it is wrong in all cases. If it's not wrong, it is not wrong in all cases.
 
2013-01-07 09:09:37 AM

muck4doo: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com spokesperson.


Is it strange that I read her quote in Cookie Monster's voice?
 
2013-01-07 09:18:09 AM
as backward as they come ,i once knew a black guy who wanted to take his family back to africa,
his wife was fine with it until she found out that her fun button had to go...they never went.
 
2013-01-07 09:22:49 AM

NutWrench: Ritualistically chopping the heads off of animals is old world stone age shiat and it has no place in the 21st century.


The same could be said of most other religious practices, as well... Where do you draw the line? Ritualistic cannibalism and vampirism (Catholics, and no it's not just symbolic to them; they really believe it transforms into his body and blood) is ok, but sacrificing chickens is not?
 
2013-01-07 09:26:59 AM

sewnandsilent: How for too you like for me to bed delivery? My friend, he go to up room for old bed, he is truck! I get new for you!- Yuri "The Russian" furniture delivery man.


www.saintvespaluus.com

Berserker!
 
2013-01-07 09:29:35 AM

stonelotus: SkunkWerks: ordinarysteve: Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat

You eat animal heads?

there are a lot of popular cuts of meat from animal heads; tongue, brains, cheeks.

you might have heard of jowl bacon, hog jowls, barbacoa.


Dear old dad worked for a hot dog factory. I've heard the stories. So it's not surprise (or shock) you're getting here. I could also regale you with how many Native American tribes of yore used to use about every part of the buffalo- I mean every part.

The point is: most people don't eat animal heads. At least not knowingly. Can't waste what (almost) no one is going to eat anyway.

As a person who comes from a German family, what can be ground up and shoved in a sausage casing (and put on the supermarket shelf) is a far different sort of story.
 
2013-01-07 09:30:18 AM

Lehk: proteus_b: Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.

Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...

commercial slaughterhouses typically use an air hammer to insta-kill the animals because it's faster.

it also gets traces of brain matter everywhere enjoy your CJD.

religious slaughterhouses use traditional (open artery with knife bleed until dead) methods and won't process an animal that is barely standing up.


I worked in a pig processing plant for a week, the air hammer doesn't shoot brains all over the place like an exploded pinata, there's hardly a trickle of blood. then they hang the animal and bleed it out, just like your traditional religious slaughterhouse.

/never got to use the Spiker :(
 
2013-01-07 09:37:51 AM

SkunkWerks: I could also regale you with how many Native American tribes of yore used to use about every part of the buffalo- I mean every part.


In the 18th and 19th centuries, in the Plains, everyone used every part of the animal. No one could afford to let that go to waste. Winter is no joke on the plains.
 
2013-01-07 09:39:21 AM
""I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova"

Someone buy this lady a one-way ticket to North Korea.
 
2013-01-07 09:39:35 AM
Urban legend has it that some apartment dweller had blood leaking from the ceiling of his bathroom.

Cops were called, went into the upstairs neighbor's apt (muslim guy) and found.....that the guy had actually slaughtered a goat in the bathtub.

I dunno where this was or how long ago, that the guy couldn't get halal meat in the US.

/the lengths we'd go for a piece of meat
//HomerDrooling.jpg
///Kosher's cool too, especially from the Deli's
////HomerDrooling.jpg
V Slashies
 
2013-01-07 09:44:53 AM
A nearby city near where I live in NC had a problem with a Hispanic community slaughtering goats every Sunday for religious purposes. They'd cut the goat's throat and let the blood pour out on the ground, then skin, cook and eat the goat. Their legal department said they couldn't really stop them from killing the goat, but the health department drew the line on letting them eat it since it was publicly consumed and the animal wasn't FDA approved.

/don't know what they do with the dead goats now
 
2013-01-07 09:49:56 AM
"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Just from the name, id hit that.
 
2013-01-07 09:55:08 AM
fusillade762:

What a terrible waste of food.

I came here to say this if nobody else did. GMTA!
 
2013-01-07 09:59:23 AM

Confabulat: This stuff happens all the time in South Florida. Today it's news?


It was 80 degrees yesterday. People get out down here.

/going swimming
 
2013-01-07 10:00:02 AM
Sacrificing animals is only acceptable when they are coated in a spicy sauce.

indecentxposure.com
 
2013-01-07 10:01:45 AM

Resident Muslim: Urban legend has it that some apartment dweller had blood leaking from the ceiling of his bathroom.

Cops were called, went into the upstairs neighbor's apt (muslim guy) and found.....that the guy had actually slaughtered a goat in the bathtub.


We had a floor of very stupid kids at my old dorm that thought that the old porcelain shower floors should be able to hold the burning coals for roasting a pig without too many problems. They had opened the windows and turned on fans to get rid of the smoke, but still managed to set off the fire alarms very early one wonderful Sunday morning. Yes, surprisingly enough, alcohol was involved.
 
2013-01-07 10:10:00 AM
maybe if haitians were eating animals instead of sacrificing them, people in their country might not be so hungry all the time.
 
2013-01-07 10:10:27 AM
Draw a line from Sarasota across to Port St Lucie and then declare everything south of that line to be a different state. South Florida really gives the rest of the state a bad name, perhaps it should be nuked from orbit.

/more killing in the name of religion
//this is the 21st century, go be primitive and barbaric somewhere else
 
2013-01-07 10:13:28 AM

WTP 2: as backward as they come ,i once knew a black guy who wanted to take his family back to africa,
his wife was fine with it until she found out that her fun button had to go...they never went.


Really? As a married adult? I always thought that was a "coming of age" ritual.
 
2013-01-07 10:13:35 AM

proteus_b: Gyrfalcon:

As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.

Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.


Actually those animals should be treated better. It's too bad I can't afford to feed & kill my own meat.

And the difference between kosher/halal and "regular" meat isn't in how the animals are treated when they're alive but in how they're killed: the God of Abraham apparently dictates that the animals should be conscious when their throats are slit so they bleed to death, while the "normal" way is to stun them first.

Personally I'd rather have an even more humane method of slaughter but I'm not sure what that would be given the scale involved. Something so they literally don't know what hit them and they die right away: guillotining, being shot in the back of the head, something like that.

Did the people-eaters in Soylent Green have side effects from the phenobarbitol? It's not instantaneous but the meat won't mind.

As for the Jew/Nazi flame wars, can y'all restrict that to threads about boobies, kittens or drunk driving? KTHX!
 
2013-01-07 10:14:15 AM

DigitalCoffee: Draw a line from Sarasota across to Port St Lucie and then declare everything south of that line to be a different state. South Florida really gives the rest of the state a bad name, perhaps it should be nuked from orbit.

/more killing in the name of religion
//this is the 21st century, go be primitive and barbaric somewhere else


It's called Gap Chasm.
www.oocities.org
 
2013-01-07 10:15:26 AM

The One True TheDavid: It's too bad I can't afford to feed & kill my own meat.


You can usually do that for free.

/master
 
2013-01-07 10:15:48 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26:

"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.


Like most Christians.
 
2013-01-07 10:19:48 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: fusillade762:

What a terrible waste of food.

Most animal sacrifices in African diaspora religions end up on the dinner plate. The big exception is for healing rituals, where the animal is seen as having been filled with that person's disease - not something you want to turn around and consume.


Feed it to a hillbilly. We'll eat anything. And we're not worried about catching those diseases because we know that voodoo stuff only works if you believe in it: it's the flip side of "the snake won't bite you if your faith is strong enough."

Just don't start sacrificing opossums, those critters are cute.
 
2013-01-07 10:31:38 AM

The One True TheDavid: And the difference between kosher/halal and "regular" meat isn't in how the animals are treated when they're alive but in how they're killed: the God of Abraham apparently dictates that the animals should be conscious when their throats are slit so they bleed to death, while the "normal" way is to stun them first.


I just think that the "total" suffering in general of animals bred for the slaughter is dominated by the conditions of their living, and that whether they are stunned and killed, bled to death, or raped to death by some tweaking redneck, far outweigh those moments at the end.

As such, I wouldn't have problems with prohibitions on animal sacrifice, or prohibitions on preparation of Kosher or Halal meat---as long as the prohibitions are proportionally protecting against the suffering of animals. Prohibiting a few Haitian yahoos from whacking a chicken every now and again, or some Jews from bleeding out some unfortunate cow, while allowing hundreds of millions of chickens to live their lives in a box barely larger than themselves, just so we can eat them up, is hardly reasonable, in my opinion.
 
2013-01-07 10:32:29 AM

The One True TheDavid: HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26:

"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.

Like most Christians.


Like most farkers. Except you and me of course.
 
2013-01-07 10:32:37 AM
It's not a sacrifice; the local buzkashi league was just holding a practice, that's all.
 
2013-01-07 11:10:58 AM
EVERYBODY PANIC:

I think that Jewish food practices are probably the most humane and sanitary in the world.

Look it up in Wikipedia for starters.

If you have the stomach for a slightly graphic video you can see a pro-kosher video here: it's just a guy talking until 5:02 when you see a bleeding wound. It looks almost peaceful. This technique is suitable for a small family farm.

In contrast, if you want a VERY graphic but much shorter video showing how it's done in a commercial kosher slaughterhouse, watch this. It's not for the squeamish: even I have trouble watching it.

There are other videos about it on Youtube but two is enough for me.

The main difference is that in kosher slaughter the animal isn't knocked out before its throat is slit. Supposedly it won't feel pain when you sever its trachea, esophagus, carotid arteries, jugular veins and vagus nerve in one swell foop and it bleeds to death -- the claim is that the blood pressure in the brain drops so quickly it'll pass clean out -- but that's not something I'd want to try at home (not even on Jerry Sandusky).

It seems that when the animal suffers from the process you can sell the meat to a Gentile. And the parts of the animal that are too much trouble to deal with can be sold to a Muslim.

All Gentiles are required by YHWH to do is kill it before we eat it. Didn't Jeffrey Dahmer do that or was he naughty?
 
2013-01-07 11:13:15 AM

EVERYBODY PANIC: Mock26:

"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

How do you bring Christianity into this? It's a quote from somebody born in a former Soviet Socialist Republic. The communist's serfs never knew freedom, and freedom is scary to sheeple. With a name like hers. it is doubtful that she even is a Christian, having grown up in the great atheist empire.

So is your problem with Christians, Russians, Floridians or those black folks who sacrifice animals around Miami? And why do you have a problem with any of them? Perhaps the problem is your intolerance.


How old are you, by the way?
 
2013-01-07 11:16:57 AM
CatfoodSpork:

The building is next door to my place. I was one of the first people to find the bag of dead animals. They weren't just dead animals lying on the rocks. They were in a nylon laundry bag from which you could see rotten flesh kind of stringing out. At first everybody thought it was parts of a human body, so the cops got called. When the cops realized it was not a human, they didn't care

Cut the bags open, leave 'em for the local raccoons & coyotes and stray cats & dogs.

Or turn it into potted meat.
 
2013-01-07 11:20:08 AM
NutWrench:

There are some things you don't bring to the Big City and this is one of them.
Ritualistically chopping the heads off of animals is old world stone age shiat and it has no place in the 21st century.


And how old are you, sir and/or ma'am?
 
2013-01-07 11:25:50 AM

Tommy Moo:

"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

But it's still cool to cut animals heads off as long as you eat them afterward, right?

Don't try to make a principled stand on matters of taste. If killing animals in a particular manner is wrong, it is wrong in all cases. If it's not wrong, it is not wrong in all cases.


How would YOU rather be killed? Would you prefer it as quick & painless as possible or would you rather be tortured, skinned & gutted while you're wired on crystal meth?

There is a lesser evil.

And you sound very young too. Are you still a virgin?
 
2013-01-07 11:29:23 AM
LemSkroob:

maybe if haitians were eating animals instead of sacrificing them, people in their country might not be so hungry all the time.

2/10. You lose points for not capitalizing correctly.
 
2013-01-07 11:43:59 AM

The One True TheDavid: EVERYBODY PANIC: Mock26:

"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

How do you bring Christianity into this? It's a quote from somebody born in a former Soviet Socialist Republic. The communist's serfs never knew freedom, and freedom is scary to sheeple. With a name like hers. it is doubtful that she even is a Christian, having grown up in the great atheist empire.

So is your problem with Christians, Russians, Floridians or those black folks who sacrifice animals around Miami? And why do you have a problem with any of them? Perhaps the problem is your intolerance.

How old are you, by the way?


I'm 55 years old. For the record, I have no religion, but dislike the moniker, Atheist. I also have no political affiliation, and in fact, cannot ever support any political position, beiing a Capitalist. Raised in the country, I've slaughtered farm animals and am not at all squeemish about it. Never do mean things or wish ill on anyone. Not too happy with the slaughterhouse stuff, but it is their property and they are just trying to do what they are there for, to produce affordable meat products.

Now, how about yourself? I've read your other posts in the past and you seem like a thoughtful fellow. A wee bit of bio?
 
2013-01-07 11:48:52 AM

The One True TheDavid: LemSkroob:

maybe if haitians were eating animals instead of sacrificing them, people in their country might not be so hungry all the time.

2/10. You lose points for not capitalizing correctly.


If we can ust let the last few Haitians into Miami, we can get some of our guys to go over there and fix that place. It is so wrecked now that terraforming is in order. And once it is made right - ban Haitians. Leave them in Miami where they can do little harm. In fact, teach them to sacrifice all the big snakes in the Everglades. Solves so many problems at once.
 
2013-01-07 11:49:20 AM

proteus_b:

I just think that the "total" suffering in general of animals bred for the slaughter is dominated by the conditions of their living,


I agree. But I still care how they die: ideally it should be a method I'd choose for myself.

("Blow me till I die of bliss" would be #1.)


and that whether they are stunned and killed, bled to death, or raped to death by some tweaking redneck


Wow! Is that on Youtube too?
 
2013-01-07 12:40:01 PM

The One True TheDavid: NutWrench:

There are some things you don't bring to the Big City and this is one of them.
Ritualistically chopping the heads off of animals is old world stone age shiat and it has no place in the 21st century.

And how old are you, sir and/or ma'am?


Old enough to believe that slaughtering animals to appease supernatural beings is stupid.
 
2013-01-07 01:03:52 PM
stonelotus:
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Came for this
 
2013-01-07 02:15:58 PM

cretinbob: [a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 280x373]

relevant


Came here for billywitchdoctordotcom, leaving satisfied.

ALSO OF NOTE: there are certain Voodun rituals that call for decapitating animals and throwing the carcasses to the water.  The one I recall most clearly is a spiritual cleansing ritual.  Not saying I'm down with be-heading animals but, my money is on that being the case here.
 
2013-01-07 02:37:25 PM

The One True TheDavid: Tommy Moo:

"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

But it's still cool to cut animals heads off as long as you eat them afterward, right?

Don't try to make a principled stand on matters of taste. If killing animals in a particular manner is wrong, it is wrong in all cases. If it's not wrong, it is not wrong in all cases.

How would YOU rather be killed? Would you prefer it as quick & painless as possible or would you rather be tortured, skinned & gutted while you're wired on crystal meth?

There is a lesser evil.

And you sound very young too. Are you still a virgin?


Haha... That's cute. I have nothing to prove sexually to you.
 
2013-01-07 06:47:13 PM

Tommy Moo: The One True TheDavid: Tommy Moo:

"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

But it's still cool to cut animals heads off as long as you eat them afterward, right?

Don't try to make a principled stand on matters of taste. If killing animals in a particular manner is wrong, it is wrong in all cases. If it's not wrong, it is not wrong in all cases.

How would YOU rather be killed? Would you prefer it as quick & painless as possible or would you rather be tortured, skinned & gutted while you're wired on crystal meth?

There is a lesser evil.

And you sound very young too. Are you still a virgin?

Haha... That's cute. I have nothing to prove sexually to you.


You're missing the point, which is that you sound very young, callow and inexperienced with thinking. That guess follows from your oversimplifying false dichotomy.

So let's try again: please go back up in this post, re-read my questions, and figure out what I might be getting at.
 
2013-01-07 07:28:43 PM

The One True TheDavid: ("Blow me till I die of bliss" would be #1.)


and that whether they are stunned and killed, bled to death, or raped to death by some tweaking redneck

Wow! Is that on Youtube too?


Death by snu-snu---The Agony and the Ecstasy.
 
2013-01-08 12:17:37 AM
Not as bad as some of the rumors I heard about some Christian orphanages in the 1970s "binding" Pagan and/or Hippy orphans from time to time.
 
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