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2013-01-06 11:12:47 PM
I guess we know where one decapitator took his talents
 
2013-01-06 11:19:45 PM
 
2013-01-06 11:26:55 PM
This stuff happens all the time in South Florida. Today it's news?
 
2013-01-07 12:01:20 AM
What a terrible waste of food.
 
2013-01-07 12:12:04 AM
There are few things I despise more than sloppy houngan asogwes.
 
2013-01-07 12:50:00 AM

Apos: There are few things I despise more than sloppy houngan asogwes.


Nah - St. Winchald Day came a day early.
 
2013-01-07 01:14:13 AM
South Florida is basically a third world refugee camp. I'm surprised Bono hasn't held a benefit concert for it yet.
 
2013-01-07 01:17:06 AM

Apos: There are few things I despise more than sloppy houngan asogwes.


They would have eaten the goats and chickens.
 
2013-01-07 02:10:33 AM
That Keaunu Reeves is one hell of a lawyer.
 
2013-01-07 02:39:09 AM
"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com spokesperson.
 
2013-01-07 03:51:27 AM
Yep! Sorry!

As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU. Now, these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue altogether.
 
2013-01-07 03:54:12 AM

Gyrfalcon: Yep! Sorry!

As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU. Now, these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue altogether.


What's the movie I'm thinking of, was it Devil's Advocate?
 
2013-01-07 03:57:14 AM
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yeah.
 
2013-01-07 04:02:15 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Approves
 
2013-01-07 04:05:20 AM

Gyrfalcon: Yep! Sorry!

As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU. Now, these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue altogether.


Now, these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue.
 
2013-01-07 04:15:00 AM
these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue.
 
2013-01-07 04:19:38 AM

F22raptom: these folks may well be in trouble for violating proper disposal regulations, but that's another icky issue.

 
2013-01-07 04:30:59 AM

muck4doo: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com spokesperson


^ this
 
2013-01-07 04:40:01 AM

Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.


Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...
 
2013-01-07 05:00:38 AM
It's probably better that this is legal. Otherwise when your voodoo practice gets in trouble, your lawyer will find out he's the devil's son and his beautiful wife will kill herself.
 
2013-01-07 05:06:30 AM
"I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.
 
2013-01-07 05:14:51 AM
It's been going on for decades down there. I used to see headless chickens in yards quite often when I lived in Ft. Lauderdale.. The lovely people from Haiti who are now living in Florida decapitate chickens and other animals for their Voodoo and other rituals. The more Haitians that come to the States, the more dead, abused and dismembered animals we will see. Such a wonderful culture! Celebrate diversity!!!
 
2013-01-07 05:25:40 AM
Whenever I imagine an enlightened, space-faring race, I never see animal sacrifices to deity as being part of their curriculum or cornerstone of success. Maybe it's just me.
 
2013-01-07 05:31:02 AM
Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat the animal. Hopefully this slaughter of animals will result in a couple of zombies though.
 
2013-01-07 05:45:31 AM
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2013-01-07 06:01:45 AM

ordinarysteve: Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat


You eat animal heads?
 
2013-01-07 06:18:54 AM
I know from all the recent health-care-is-against-my-religion stories that there should be no problem with this.
 
2013-01-07 06:32:24 AM

SkunkWerks: ordinarysteve: Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat

You eat animal heads?

 
2013-01-07 06:33:20 AM
Should've been there:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-07 06:35:06 AM
FTFA: "I've seen goats and cats and chickens and all kinds of stuff," said Andrews. "Nothing surprises me, not on the beach. You see everything on the beach."

You don't know what it's like. A man could go mad with the things I've seen. You start seeing the beach in your sleep, it won't let you rest. The sand never sleeps, why should you.
 
2013-01-07 06:53:12 AM

proteus_b: Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.


Oh, really? One of my favorite labor disputes was between Muslims (from Somalia) and Hispanics (all of who managed to get fake IDs).

The Somalians got all pissed off because the sun doesn't set at the same time every day. Then when management tried to address that issue, the Mexicans got all pissed off that the Somalians were getting special treatment.
 
2013-01-07 07:14:06 AM

mike_d85: FTFA: "I've seen goats and cats and chickens and all kinds of stuff," said Andrews. "Nothing surprises me, not on the beach. You see everything on the beach."

You don't know what it's like. A man could go mad with the things I've seen. You start seeing the beach in your sleep, it won't let you rest. The sand never sleeps, why should you.


It really is something you cannot unsee. Beached whales everywhere. Most of them still wearing their swimsuits.
 
2013-01-07 07:21:41 AM
Good to see Santeria is still kicking in SoBe. It was well established before the place got fashionable again in the '80s.

/Beach High drop out
 
2013-01-07 07:40:25 AM

Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.


nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:08 AM

proteus_b: Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.

Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...


Wow, you missed the point.
 
2013-01-07 07:48:11 AM

pkellmey: Beached whales everywhere. Most of them still wearing their swimsuits.


Well, at least until some idiot with dynamite shows up
 
2013-01-07 07:52:06 AM

fusillade762: What a terrible waste of food.


Most animal sacrifices in African diaspora religions end up on the dinner plate. The big exception is for healing rituals, where the animal is seen as having been filled with that person's disease - not something you want to turn around and consume.
 
2013-01-07 07:53:34 AM
See, if those animals had been armed, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-01-07 07:54:57 AM

proteus_b: Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.

Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...


You perhaps see anti-semitism where it is not. Wipe your glasses and look again. The post was about how animals are killed and prepared by particular ethnic communities. Admit please that Jewish dietary laws are very particualr about how an animal is killed and prepared. How does merely mentioning this fact bring up anti-semitism? I'm not Jewish, but I think that Jewish food practices are probably the most humane and sanitary in the world. Is it a problem that I even mention this? Somebody is hypersensitive here. Well relax, dude. Nobody bringing you down.

As I read it, the guy was giving a bit of grief to animal rights wackos, not Jews. Only one here calling Jews names is - - you. "Icky Jew"? And BTW: factory farmed animals live crappy live and die crappy deaths, but Oh Friggin' Well. It is not a meaningless existence, but a delicious one.
 
2013-01-07 07:56:28 AM
 
2013-01-07 07:56:29 AM

proteus_b: Gyrfalcon: As long as the animal's death isn't any crueler than what goes on down in the local kosher or halal slaughter house, you animal lovers can STFU.

Yes, because Jews and Muslims are responsible for the majority of animal cruelty in this country. Factory farmed animals is ok, cause it's not done by icky Jew or Muslim.

/in principle i agree with the argument---if we're eating meat, who cares about a little animal sacrifice here and there?
//just not a fan of anti-semites, for obvious reasons...


commercial slaughterhouses typically use an air hammer to insta-kill the animals because it's faster.

it also gets traces of brain matter everywhere enjoy your CJD.

religious slaughterhouses use traditional (open artery with knife bleed until dead) methods and won't process an animal that is barely standing up.
 
2013-01-07 07:56:45 AM

muck4doo: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

She should be the fark.Com Politics tab FarkLibtard spokesperson.


FTFY.
 
2013-01-07 07:59:52 AM
How very pre-Christian Rome.
 
2013-01-07 08:06:07 AM

Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.


How do you bring Christianity into this? It's a quote from somebody born in a former Soviet Socialist Republic. The communist's serfs never knew freedom, and freedom is scary to sheeple. With a name like hers. it is doubtful that she even is a Christian, having grown up in the great atheist empire.

So is your problem with Christians, Russians, Floridians or those black folks who sacrifice animals around Miami? And why do you have a problem with any of them? Perhaps the problem is your intolerance.
 
2013-01-07 08:10:11 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.


I'm still trying to parse the sentence, personally... What exactly does she think about too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country?! She seems to have accidentally the whole thing...
 
2013-01-07 08:22:37 AM

Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.


Sounds like a butt-hurt christian FARK antitheist to me.
 
2013-01-07 08:23:20 AM

RobSeace: HindiDiscoMonster: Mock26: "I think that too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country," said Floridian resident Tatiana Litviakova.

Sounds like a butt-hurt christian to me.

nope, but sounds like she doesn't understand the concept of Freedom.

I'm still trying to parse the sentence, personally... What exactly does she think about too much freedom, wrong freedom in this country?! She seems to have accidentally the whole thing...


She accidentally the whole thing and doesn't afraid of anyone.
 
2013-01-07 08:27:58 AM

SkunkWerks: ordinarysteve: Sacrificing animals to one's particular sky wizard is no worse than killing an animal to put it's head above your fireplace. Either way it seems a waste not to eat

You eat animal heads?


there are a lot of popular cuts of meat from animal heads; tongue, brains, cheeks.

you might have heard of jowl bacon, hog jowls, barbacoa.
 
2013-01-07 08:48:54 AM
The building is next door to my place. I was one of the first people to find the bag of dead animals. They weren't just dead animals lying on the rocks. They were in a nylon laundry bag from which you could see rotten flesh kind of stringing out. At first everybody thought it was parts of a human body, so the cops got called. When the cops realized it was not a human, they didn't care
 
2013-01-07 08:53:59 AM
There are some things you don't bring to the Big City and this is one of them.
Ritualistically chopping the heads off of animals is old world stone age shiat and it has no place in the 21st century.
 
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