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(Des Moines Register)   Police officer injured after being stabbed with a screwdriver. The suspect was quickly nailed, and the judge will undoubtedly drop the hammer on him, though it's unclear if anyone saw what happened   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 7
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2013-01-06 10:13:15 PM
5 votes:
Penis.

/am I doing this right?
2013-01-07 08:26:47 AM
1 votes:

computerguyUT: Hahaha, silly article. The only way people in the US are hurt any more is by scary black evil self aware guns.

Get it right, or ban screwdrivers too.

Really, why does anyone NEED a screwdriver?


Because you want to take something apart and fix it yourself.

Which is decidedly un-American.

Real Americans just buy a new whatever it is that broke.
2013-01-07 07:12:18 AM
1 votes:
Just as a reminder, those who abuse puns will be sent to Noman.

Noman is an island.

Now, I hope that's squared away...
2013-01-07 04:52:34 AM
1 votes:

Chariset: There was a local woman who tried something similar not too long ago.  They told the police to washer since she was a flight risk, but she bolted.


I'm sure she found somewhere else to plier trade.
2013-01-07 12:19:47 AM
1 votes:

Methadone Girls: Why wouldn't the suspect just bolt?


Probably nuts
2013-01-06 09:54:58 PM
1 votes:
He's gonna get screwed in prison.
2013-01-06 09:44:41 PM
1 votes:
Riveting headline!
 
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